Bioshock Infinite--Cotton Candy Guy. It's gotta suck to be a cotton candy salesman. Don't they look so depressed in the game?. I Ml racine: Inn:. Better be a candy salesman than a police man in Bioshock Infinite. bioshock infinit Cotton Candy depression FML herpes
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Bioshock Infinite--Cotton Candy Guy

 
Bioshock Infinite--Cotton Candy Guy. It's gotta suck to be a cotton candy salesman. Don't they look so depressed in the game?. I Ml racine: Inn:. Better be a candy salesman than a police man in Bioshock Infinite.

It's gotta suck to be a cotton candy salesman. Don't they look so depressed in the game?

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User avatar #3 - thepastryistrue (05/11/2013) [-]
Better be a candy salesman than a police man in Bioshock Infinite.
User avatar #9 - cavemanlittle (05/11/2013) [-]
but in some other reality he probably loves his job
User avatar #13 to #9 - mrbubblesx (05/11/2013) [-]
yea maybe he's a hot dog salesmen
User avatar #47 to #13 - phunkyzilla (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I bet in that reality people can't beat his meat
User avatar #4 - DiabloStrawhat (05/11/2013) [-]
I finished the game just last night. Not sure what to do with myself.
#51 to #4 - longnameislloonngg (05/12/2013) [-]
lay down and cry. it helps
#5 to #4 - swarthywaffles (05/11/2013) [-]
Think on it, play it again, cry yourself to sleep, wonder if you have a wonderful opposite gender you in a different time line. You know, the usual stuff.
Think on it, play it again, cry yourself to sleep, wonder if you have a wonderful opposite gender you in a different time line. You know, the usual stuff.
User avatar #28 to #5 - ilovetocuddle (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm waitin for the dlc
User avatar #7 to #5 - DiabloStrawhat (05/11/2013) [-]
Spend roughly an hour reading about Schrodinger's cat maybe?
#8 to #4 - I Am Monkey (05/11/2013) [-]
MFW I finished Bioshock Infinite.
It's the first game in a long time that I beat and then immediately played through it again. I highly recommend a 1999 mode playthrough. It's not that hard, but it's still great on a second playthrough for all the stuff you inevitably missed the first time.
User avatar #43 to #8 - thegamerslife (05/12/2013) [-]
I got a book for free from gamestop, maybe I should use that on the second play through and get everything. :P
Also, now that I have a computer for games I swear to god i am never setting foot in another gamestop again.
User avatar #63 to #43 - DiabloStrawhat (05/12/2013) [-]
A book? What kind of book?
User avatar #65 to #63 - thegamerslife (05/12/2013) [-]
the walk through book for bioshock infinite, it's actually a very nice quality guide.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DiabloStrawhat (05/12/2013) [-]
ohhh, that's cool. I really want to get the special one that comes with the key to Monument Island
User avatar #67 to #66 - thegamerslife (05/12/2013) [-]
It's neat but I find it useless when they spend very little to even produce them, and make a huge profit margin off of it.
#1 - solarisofcelestia (05/11/2013) [-]
Love that game.
Love that game.
#34 - thekich (05/12/2013) [-]
This truly is the face of a defeated man.

All hope and ambition: gone.
User avatar #17 - dragonpaint (05/11/2013) [-]
Why does elizabeth get candy from him and I can't?
#24 to #17 - wizardofstuff (05/11/2013) [-]
Because he's too busy picking it up off the ground.
User avatar #27 to #24 - mrgoodlove (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was peter and lois
#46 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
MFW Tin soldiers in the background.
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/11/2013) [-]
I Ml racine: Inn:
User avatar #14 - abonesma (05/11/2013) [-]
Dat ending woow just i cant
User avatar #10 - Ripper (05/11/2013) [-]
my download of this game is so slow:( need to wait 7 hours or something:((I am downloading it legally offcourse*cough cough*
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#16 to #12 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Why? He's saving himself from buying a **** game.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
...what's so ****** about it?
#20 to #18 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh also, two weapons limit, half of the guns are reskins, and the game is easy as piss, even on 1999. The difficulty was done badly, with enemies just becoming bulletsponges.
#19 to #18 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Generic gunplay, linear levels, pretentious 2deep4u storyline, upgrades are worthless and weapons looks are static.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
but... it's so pretty :(
#22 to #21 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
The levels do look nice
But everything else is ****
#35 to #22 - lifetime (05/12/2013) [-]
If by levels you mean level design then I'd disagree with you. All the levels are made to look like a battle is about to take place instead of looking like a living (which the first two did perfectly) which was the point of Columbia, to be a place where people wanted live, and the only time you can get that feeling is when you go to the fair in the beginning.

For all the people that say something along the lines of "Well Comstock could have told them to prepare for booker in those places! That's why the barriers are there." Or something along those lines. Let me say this: How did Comstock know Booker would be at those exact locations?

[SPOILER ALERT]And for those who might say "Well Booker and Comstock are the same person so he already knew all this." Well that isn't really true. Comstock is the version of Booker who got baptized so it isn't the same Booker you play as. The share the same identity, but they aren't the same person. /rant
User avatar #23 to #22 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh well... By in large I've become disenchanted with FPS's. After Battlefield 3 I just gave up and went to go be happy with sandboxes and RTS's
User avatar #29 to #23 - zombiejew (05/12/2013) [-]
**** that ****** that game is amazing and I recommend playing it on hard just because it is better.
#37 to #29 - lifetime (05/12/2013) [-]
How is it better on hard? It just makes enemies bullet sponges. It doesn't make it harder really, just longer to kill something.
User avatar #40 to #37 - zombiejew (05/12/2013) [-]
Because it actually makes you try and struggle for ammo :3
#31 to #12 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
You disgust me.
User avatar #25 to #10 - ronyx ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
inb4 ******** of red thumbs by white knights
User avatar #49 to #25 - ronyx ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Look at all those butthurt faggots thumbing everyone down. Give me all your red thumbs faggots, they only fuel my huge erection.
User avatar #50 to #49 - hammarhead (05/12/2013) [-]
whyyy are they angry... i dont understand...
User avatar #52 - hammarhead (05/12/2013) [-]
anyone got any good wallpapers for bioshock? that's not Elizabeth covered in cum?
User avatar #70 to #52 - unmercifulgod (05/12/2013) [-]
Are there really any other kinds?
#44 - shitflippingpattie (05/12/2013) [-]
SPOILER   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Your worst enemy in the game is actually you from an alternate timeline, and Elizabeth is your daughter.
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Your worst enemy in the game is actually you from an alternate timeline, and Elizabeth is your daughter.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nneerrdd (05/12/2013) [-]
Good thing I beat the game yesterday.
#48 to #44 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Already beat the game, also post real spoilers you **** , aka:

SPOILER ALERT

Andrew Ryan is merely father Comstock in another reality, meaning Jack, Andrew Ryan, Comstock, and Booker are all the same person. "There's always a lighthouse, and there's always a man"
User avatar #55 to #48 - deathcampforjewtie (05/12/2013) [-]
Spoiler: This game was made by 2k.
User avatar #56 to #55 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Spoiler: The title is of the game is Bioshock Infinite
User avatar #57 to #56 - deathcampforjewtie (05/12/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T ******* GET THAT FAR YET ASSBUTT, I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT!
User avatar #53 to #48 - bloodbendbros (05/12/2013) [-]
Elizabeth literally says that Booker is Father Comstock in a different timeline because he received the baptism and found religion.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Did I ever say otherwise?
User avatar #58 to #54 - bloodbendbros (05/12/2013) [-]
I think I read it slightly wrong, but I don't know if Ryan is actually the same person as Comstock.
User avatar #59 to #58 - thisotherdude (05/12/2013) [-]
Well it's never explicitly said but it is heavily implied that they're all the same guy from different realities, then again alternate realities has always been a confusing as **** topic.
User avatar #60 to #59 - bloodbendbros (05/12/2013) [-]
True, it is.
User avatar #69 to #60 - DiabloStrawhat (05/12/2013) [-]
guys....... shhhhhhhh

You might spoil it for the others.
#71 to #44 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
SPOILER: THIS GAME IS OVERRATED AND HAS A HORRIBLE STORY
User avatar #41 - anotherponyaccount (05/12/2013) [-]
Robbaz shoved that stick up his ass
#15 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Elizabeth is booker's daughter
#64 to #15 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Im going to make you have a child by force
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