Death. Sources: usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-03-21-3982361687_x.htm news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm seattletimes.com/html/localnews/20025 Cars crashes
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#235 - notevenmad (05/11/2013) [-]
Did the glass break when it hit the ground?
Did the glass break when it hit the ground?
User avatar #613 to #235 - nsali (05/12/2013) [-]
good question!
#638 to #235 - hoverin (05/12/2013) [-]
glass is kill
#26 - kadajsouba (05/11/2013) [-]
I DID NOT MURDER HIM
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#652 to #26 - doctorhorrible (05/12/2013) [-]
i JUST finished watching this....
#682 to #26 - liquidz (05/12/2013) [-]
Pics or it did happen !   
   
You read that right.
Pics or it did happen !

You read that right.
#707 to #26 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
you deserve all the thumbs
#135 to #26 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I 3xp3ct3d som3on3 to hav3 r3pli3d by now with a hors3 imag3 with th3 caption of som3thing lik3 "I did murder him!" P3rf3ring a hors3 that looks lik3 it has gone psycho or rabid, of cours3. Oh, and hitting th3 thr33 k3y inst3ad of the E k3y may annoy you, but I am going to mak3 that my "anon trademark", unl3ss I'm quoting som3thing or som3on3.
User avatar #246 to #135 - harbingerwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
Half life 3 confirmed?
#325 to #135 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
It's m3 guys just l3tting you know I lov3 to suck cock h3h3h3
User avatar #261 to #135 - articulate ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Or you could just create an account...
User avatar #645 to #135 - umaya (05/12/2013) [-]
F49907
#699 to #135 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
LOL I'M A FAGGOT AND YOU KNOW IT'S M3 BY HOW I US3 A 3 INST3AD OF THE L3TTER!!!
God, I'm so smart to have us3d this trad3mark.
#694 to #135 - Nazistick (05/12/2013) [-]
Anon...You're trying Way too hard. For Christ sake, You make ME look classy.
User avatar #692 to #135 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
As if some worthless anon would have any use for a trademark
User avatar #545 to #135 - minnesotaids (05/12/2013) [-]
"anon tradEmark"
^
Bitch, please.
User avatar #697 to #26 - denoface (05/12/2013) [-]
It's even funnier when you realize that it works for the other death, of the guy who fell out his window.
(Because that's something that happens in iRobot)
User avatar #517 to #26 - articulate ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
That is interesting how it says "murder" not "kill."
User avatar #578 to #517 - legalloli (05/12/2013) [-]
I hadn't even caught that. I'm ashamed of how many times I've watched this movie and never thought about that
User avatar #648 to #578 - Trrave ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I second that statement.
User avatar #650 to #517 - nightmaren (05/12/2013) [-]
Explain? I'm retarded and I don't really get it.
Is it because they specify that murder is when a human kills another human?
User avatar #668 to #650 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
"Killing means to cause death. Murder, on the other hand, is defined as, "the unlawful and malicious or premeditated killing of one human being by another"... "Kill," "murder," and "execute" are not interchangeable terms."
I remember using this source last year in English class to debate capital punishment. He says that he did not murder him, but he does not deny killing him.
User avatar #670 to #668 - nightmaren (05/12/2013) [-]
I see, thanks
#550 to #26 - birdss (05/12/2013) [-]
Tell it to the devil
User avatar #137 to #26 - lynchdude (05/11/2013) [-]
oh god i laughed hard
#532 to #26 - trimageryan ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #671 to #532 - epicextreme (05/12/2013) [-]
how long have you wanted to post that gif?
User avatar #672 to #671 - trimageryan ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
604800000000 microseconds.
User avatar #138 to #26 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/11/2013) [-]
If you combine the third death and the fifth death then you get the death from that movie.
User avatar #256 to #26 - BlazinSun (05/11/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for about 5 minutes now, in hopes of watching him smash his fists into the table.
#33 to #26 - holler (05/11/2013) [-]
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#22 - mrpond (05/11/2013) [-]
'+300 for more deaths'   
   
You make it sound like you're killing people for thumbs, OP   
   
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'+300 for more deaths'

You make it sound like you're killing people for thumbs, OP

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#604 to #22 - SILENCEnight (05/12/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at What would you do? ** Dat Horse.
#555 to #22 - mode (05/12/2013) [-]
That gif. I'm laughing way too hard.
#417 to #22 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
What makes you think he isn't?
User avatar #467 to #22 - udungoofedup ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Wasn't the video spread around with his name being Mr. Hands? That gif has never been more relevant.
User avatar #247 to #22 - harbingerwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
Gif related, its the horse from the last one 0_0
#127 to #22 - savethepandas (05/11/2013) [-]
OP lacks honor
OP lacks honor
#129 to #22 - garnichtgut (05/11/2013) [-]
i only saw your gif out of the corner of my eye while dreading the comments above yours... i thought it was an upside down penguin.

i think i should take a nap
User avatar #471 to #129 - matttboyagain (05/11/2013) [-]
Something like that passed through my mind as well.
#19 - shittingmangos (05/11/2013) [-]
The first one is just......... ****
User avatar #248 to #19 - buttinspecter (05/11/2013) [-]
"1000 Ways to Die" did it to Mel Gibson.
User avatar #323 to #19 - kroople (05/11/2013) [-]
The actual term is "transanal evisceration." O.O
User avatar #343 to #19 - blazingpelt (05/11/2013) [-]
There's a story about a very similar situation. Look up "Guts".
User avatar #180 to #19 - foxxywithpaws (05/11/2013) [-]
There's a death like that in The Final Destination (the 2009 movie) if you want to see it.
User avatar #380 to #19 - nicoquitemad (05/11/2013) [-]
And the last one is literally just **** .
#319 to #19 - exopower (05/11/2013) [-]
if your having difficultly understanding how here a gif
if your having difficultly understanding how here a gif
#447 to #319 - Jigglejellow (05/11/2013) [-]
Am I the only that feels like this GIF should be reversed..?   
   
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Am I the only that feels like this GIF should be reversed..?

GIF Unrelated
User avatar #434 to #319 - oregmes (05/11/2013) [-]
did he died
User avatar #479 to #319 - germed (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, a pool drain has 13 tons of pressure...
User avatar #119 to #19 - chiselbit ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
They featured that one on an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. They changed the person who died in their version because they said the person who actually died didn't deserve it. Now I know why.
#329 to #119 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
"Didn't deserve it"
No one ******* deserves to die like that, holy **** .

How is that even possible, a drain? Drains don't suck do they? And woulden't her clothes protect her?
Even still, a pool drain that sucks that hard, isn't that something you don't want to have in a pool?
#362 to #329 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
"Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement; afterwards, he'll be lucky to have any bones left!"
User avatar #558 to #329 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/12/2013) [-]
It was a defective pump that pumped far harder than it should have so it ripped out her innards. The worst part is that she lived for a while afterwards before finally dying.
#626 to #558 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
She didn't die from her intestines being ripped out though. She died from cancer she got in an organ transplant.
User avatar #627 to #626 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said that she died from the actual incident, just that she lived for a while before finally dying.
User avatar #548 to #329 - thice (05/12/2013) [-]
they do suck, because the water in the drain still flows if you block it, and that creates a vacuum.
#503 to #329 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
She didn't die at the pool, she was seen to "have taken a couple steps, and then collapsed" she lived for awhile afterwards, but died from the last of many surgeries she had to have.
#12 - fivebecomesfours (05/11/2013) [-]
"malfunction" Mhm sure.
#44 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
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#21 - Sinless (05/11/2013) [-]
Dieing after only 50 hours of Starcraft
#499 to #21 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
First comment I read today and it made me laugh out loud. You deserve every last one of those 515 thumbs.
#642 to #21 - ChronoBoost (05/12/2013) [-]
I can't think of a proper response, so heres NaDa on a horse.
User avatar #65 to #21 - pappathethird (05/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry, he's probably not gonna touch you now.
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#512 to #21 - SILENCEnight (05/11/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #527 at It's pop not soda ** Sad thing is, he was still in gold after all that time...
User avatar #322 to #21 - Dap (05/11/2013) [-]
Dying, man.

DYing
#468 to #322 - alalalalal (05/11/2013) [-]
Dieing-To cut, form, or stamp with or as if with a die
#681 to #468 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Using that definition this is what happened:
"Gee, I've just played 50 hours of Starcraft straight what should I do now? How about I cut, form, or stamp with a die. That sounds like fun."
Too bad he was dead before he could.
User avatar #684 to #681 - alalalalal (05/12/2013) [-]
He got a cut from a die while playing starcraft
User avatar #688 to #684 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
He die de dee die.

I don't know if that's even going to make sense to you.
#513 to #322 - SILENCEnight (05/11/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at feminist thread on /b/ ** No one cares, man.
NO ONE.
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#540 to #484 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Is that grammer unt spelling nazi then?
if not
YOU'RE A ******* FRAUD
#678 to #540 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
You tell him anon.
User avatar #25 to #21 - colector (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd bet he got a heart attack cause by drinking excessive amounts of energy drinks.
#696 to #25 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
He died because he sat in one spot for 50 hours straight, stood up got the worlds worst/best headrush and died.
User avatar #34 to #25 - crampers (05/11/2013) [-]
or a heart attack because he got a blood clot in his leg or something?

or just generally the need for sleep?
User avatar #69 to #34 - fivebecomesfours (05/11/2013) [-]
You can go a lot longer than 50 hours without sleep.... and if you stand up every once and a while I don't see how anyone would die from that honestly....
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User avatar #76 to #69 - baaltomekk (05/11/2013) [-]
About 10 Days, in fact
User avatar #419 to #76 - alltimetens (05/11/2013) [-]
The world record holder for the longest time without sleeping went 11 days, just saying.
User avatar #662 to #419 - umaya (05/12/2013) [-]
did they die at the end?
User avatar #687 to #662 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
My last comment wasn't very articulate. Let me try again. I don't think he died, but they have apparently stopped letting people try for that record as it is too dangerous.
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#159 - hardongo (05/11/2013) [-]
bitch wanted dick i gave it to him
#27 - edgecution (05/11/2013) [-]
So what you're telling me up until 2005 bestiality was legal in Washington state?
User avatar #448 to #27 - aswimmingnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
wasn't that the video called '2 guys 1 horse'?
User avatar #451 to #448 - aswimmingnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
btw not recomending you seeing it

******* brutal
#525 to #27 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Laws are only made after an incident. You would be surprised whats legal and illegal in some states. There are old laws like, "Don't tie your gator to the fire hose." Because someone did it once.
User avatar #695 to #27 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
everything is legal until they make a law saying it isnt anymore
#90 to #27 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
no one put it as law because they didnt thought someone would do that. But if nowhere says you cant do it or its not ilegal i guess you can do it? So once someone does it and it goes viral i guess they have to bann it?
User avatar #242 to #27 - kabuthefox (05/11/2013) [-]
pretty sure its still legal but has to be a smaller animal like a dog or something
User avatar #252 to #242 - bighairyfart (05/11/2013) [-]
*COUGHalabamaCOUGH*
User avatar #277 to #27 - andersgetz (05/11/2013) [-]
it's legal in Denmark..
#92 to #27 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken, it still is legal, if the animal is under 40 pounds... Though, that may be another state.
#629 to #27 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Legal in FL as long as the animal isn't killed in the act.
User avatar #651 to #629 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #217 to #27 - flamingpie (05/11/2013) [-]
It's legal in quite a few actually.. more than gay marriage is
User avatar #250 to #27 - buttinspecter (05/11/2013) [-]
*********** here!

Since Kenneth Pinyan, Enumclaw is known to the entire state as the town of horse ******* .
#348 to #250 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Haha I was going to point that out.
Greetings from Puyallup!
User avatar #357 to #348 - hektoroftroy (05/11/2013) [-]
wassup from federal way!
don't they have a statue of a horse in the town center too? good job guys
User avatar #351 to #348 - CoolStoryBrosky (05/11/2013) [-]
Whoops. Forgot to log in.
Greetings from Puyallup!
#432 to #351 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Greetings from Spokompton, Spokanistan, Spokanphetamine. What ever you want. Haha
User avatar #442 to #432 - hektoroftroy (05/11/2013) [-]
But the meth heads all live in shelton
#683 to #348 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Hello from Seattle!
#572 to #348 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Hello from Olympia
User avatar #255 to #250 - buttinspecter (05/11/2013) [-]
We've even made a definition in Urban Dictionary so that everyone knows.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Enumclaw
User avatar #482 to #250 - matttboyagain (05/11/2013) [-]
Never even heard of your town, good sir. But I'm sure only a small percent of your population ***** horses. Best wishes from a native Goldendalian, born and raised.
User avatar #702 to #482 - buttinspecter (05/12/2013) [-]
1. " *********** " as in "Washington".
2. I'm not in Enumclaw. That's why I was talking about Enumclaw in third-person.
3. Goldendale is a town, so it's "Goldendalite".
4. No need to be insulting by calling me and Enumclawite.
User avatar #703 to #702 - matttboyagain (05/12/2013) [-]
Ah okay. I thought you might have been from there since you knew so much. Also people from Goldendale never know what to call themselves so they say it either way.
User avatar #704 to #703 - buttinspecter (05/12/2013) [-]
States end with "ian". Citites end with "ite".
#705 to #704 - matttboyagain (05/12/2013) [-]
Ohhhh we thank you for that enlightening bit of information.
Ohhhh we thank you for that enlightening bit of information.
User avatar #706 to #705 - matttboyagain (05/12/2013) [-]
*well
User avatar #106 to #27 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Just because its not illegal doesn't mean people are just ******* horses left and right
#115 - lafuriaroja (05/11/2013) [-]
Actually, Abigail Taylor survived getting her intestines ripped out of her ass. It badly damaged her liver and required her to have much of her small intestine removed. She later died from an organ-transplant related cancer.
User avatar #608 to #115 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Why would you put her through that... 9 months of unimaginable pain..
#664 to #115 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's a slightly less tragic story. :/
#299 to #115 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh no :(
#464 to #115 - Tormound (05/11/2013) [-]
I think that's actually worse. At least if she died when her intestines first got ripped out her pain and suffering would have been much shorter...
I think that's actually worse. At least if she died when her intestines first got ripped out her pain and suffering would have been much shorter...
#331 to #115 - Loopholes (05/11/2013) [-]
Was about to say "Oh thank goodness"
Then I finished reading.
#77 - dashgamer (05/11/2013) [-]
That last scenario...
That last scenario...
#155 - cazabrow (05/11/2013) [-]
Because this is ******* horrible compared to having your intestines ripped out through your butthole.
User avatar #166 to #155 - tankeruber (05/11/2013) [-]
IKR, that is a kind of awesome way to die.
#339 - catdogdora (05/11/2013) [-]
I DID NOT MOIDA HIM!
#125 - VikiIsAwsum (05/11/2013) [-]
RIP Mr.Hands, you sick bastard
#16 - glassofmilk (05/11/2013) [-]
dying after fifty hours of starcraft?
sounds ideal to me
#385 - CapnInterwebz (05/11/2013) [-]
>my glorious home state is mentioned on funnyjunk
>it's about horse *******

mfw
User avatar #423 to #385 - apeytona (05/11/2013) [-]
yeah, its pretty lame
User avatar #55 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
Last one is Mr. Hands!
User avatar #575 to #55 - creosote (05/12/2013) [-]
OH GOD! i thought I was looking it up on Wikipedia but it was Encyclopedia Dramatica!
#58 to #55 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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#437 - CactusFantastico (05/11/2013) [-]
"malfunctioned"...
"malfunctioned"...
User avatar #9 - fedegon (05/11/2013) [-]
The second last one is truly a tragedy, struck by his own invention, the first death of its kind, a betrayal by something so simple because of an equally simple malfunction.
And the last one is just horse ******* .
User avatar #535 - nickholloway (05/12/2013) [-]
**nickholloway rolls 007**
User avatar #637 to #535 - jiraiyasannin (05/12/2013) [-]
The names Holloway, Nick Holloway.
#537 to #535 - classygentleman (05/12/2013) [-]
You called?
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