McDisasters 20: Got Lucky. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Things finally start to look up. I meet a girl at work. She's not bad looking e
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McDisasters 20: Got Lucky

 
McDisasters 20: Got Lucky. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Things finally start to look up. I meet a girl at work. She's not bad looking e

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Things finally start to look up. I meet a girl at work. She's not bad looking either. The surprising thing is that she's interested in me, even though i was a fat glasses wearing beta. Sexy times ensue, as well as a short relationship at work. Never work with someone you're ******* , btw. It makes for a toxic work enviornment.

PART 6 /funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 /funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 /funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 /funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 /funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 /funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 /funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 /funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 /funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 /funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 /funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

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#84 - theonewhoderps (05/11/2013) [-]
OP does not like dicks....
I have to rethink everything suddenly.
User avatar #127 to #84 - mlprapist (05/11/2013) [-]
op's dads do, so it make up for its self in a way...
User avatar #35 - lethallizzie (05/11/2013) [-]
"dad...Stepdad"... Not to be rude, but are your parents (father) gay...
User avatar #36 to #35 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
yep. my biological parents divorced when i was 6, my dad's gay and he's had the same partner for close to 20 years now.
User avatar #40 to #36 - barbwirepain (05/11/2013) [-]
tell them a weirdo from online says congrats on their relationship
User avatar #44 to #40 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
next time i see them, i'll be sure to do just that.
User avatar #45 to #44 - barbwirepain (05/11/2013) [-]
thanks, and i know all about the ultra conservative **** , my family is like that (full on) and i am bi.... just glad my bf didn't come over when i was staying at my aunt's (only family i have left)
User avatar #46 to #45 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
glad for you living your life the way you want to live it man. who cares if your bi. as long as you're happy, i think people should back off.
User avatar #47 to #46 - barbwirepain (05/11/2013) [-]
too bad people don't view it that way, it's funny they don't care that i am a sadist and into bdsm, but tell them i am bi and ww3
User avatar #53 to #47 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
i dont care what you're into. it's not my business to be in your business. as long as you're a functioning member of society, do whatever the **** makes you happy. keep being you. the fam will come around eventually man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - lethallizzie (05/11/2013) [-]
I know how it goes. :/ I don't personally but a close friend of mine has the same thing going on...cept they are assholes that smoke pot all day and want him out...guessing yours are nice?
User avatar #38 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
they were nice enough, until i met my wife. they didn't like her because she was from a conservative catholic background. they actually threw me out when i was 18, because i refused to attend Christmas dinner with them if she couldn't be there too.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lethallizzie (05/11/2013) [-]
O boy... well then im sorry for the trouble there :/.. Everything worked out though right? (obviously I mean you said shes your wife) But I mean did you make up or are you guys still butting heads
User avatar #42 to #39 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
we got together over mine and my wifes' wedding. this chick in the story is not my wife. she was some cock-hungry psycho.
#227 to #42 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
The person below me, or above maybe, not sure where exactly this'll go order wise, made me think. You should write these memoirs of yours into a book. You've got quite the following on here I've noticed, you might could get it published and make some money.
User avatar #117 to #42 - lethallizzie (05/11/2013) [-]
spoilers... ;-;
User avatar #97 to #38 - wiredguy (05/11/2013) [-]
That's... An interesting reversal of the more common situation.
Huh.
Sorry to hear it, it's a shame they couldn't get along at first. Your wife and fathers, that is.
User avatar #230 to #36 - penisalphanugnut (05/11/2013) [-]
Weird. My parents also divorced when I was 6, but it is my mother who is gay.
User avatar #289 to #230 - sirbrentcoe (05/13/2013) [-]
i know a couple people in that boat. my dads are good guys tho. love them to death.
User avatar #179 to #36 - bulbakip (05/11/2013) [-]
My dad is awesome. I want two dads :(
User avatar #156 to #36 - spankyy (05/11/2013) [-]
ahh I was wondering the same thing. Threw me off initially then I was like "oh, duh, his parent's must be gay."
User avatar #145 to #36 - dayasalion (05/11/2013) [-]
so your biological dad turned out to be gay?
User avatar #291 to #145 - sirbrentcoe (05/13/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #144 to #36 - majormoron (05/11/2013) [-]
That is an extremely cool story initself. Glad to hear a stable relationship has formed. Has your mother been as lucky?
User avatar #290 to #144 - sirbrentcoe (05/13/2013) [-]
yep, been remarried for about 10 years now.
User avatar #109 to #36 - JariWeis (05/11/2013) [-]
Your dad is a faggot. (obviously)
Good to hear he has a stable relationship.
#2 - girguy (05/10/2013) [-]
#14 - SHAMU (05/10/2013) [-]
She sounds like a total slut! But good for you man! Finally a story in which something actually went your way!!
She sounds like a total slut! But good for you man! Finally a story in which something actually went your way!!
#226 - samxdaxman (05/11/2013) [-]
Why is it that you having to clean up mass amounts of trucker **** and watch a fight between a bunch of jocks more believable than this?
#228 to #226 - tomowrath (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, since he comes up with a story like every 			*******		 week of which i've never seen in my entire life, I'm gonna go with all of them being fake but still slightly believable.
Well, since he comes up with a story like every ******* week of which i've never seen in my entire life, I'm gonna go with all of them being fake but still slightly believable.
User avatar #229 to #228 - samxdaxman (05/11/2013) [-]
I think he said in one post these were from when he was 17 and they didn't happen every week. Regardless, it's no big deal whether or not they're fake to me, they're still funny as hell. My only problem with this one was it wasn't funny.
User avatar #270 to #229 - tomowrath (05/12/2013) [-]
True, but he could have lied about that.
User avatar #271 to #270 - samxdaxman (05/12/2013) [-]
Again, no big deal. The fact it makes me actually laugh is more than i can say for a lot of other posts on the front page.
#150 - masterchiefawesome (05/11/2013) [-]
i think i'm getting PTSD from your stories. I was totally preparing myself for her to go to your bathroom and utterly destroy it, then leave you with the mess...
#128 - thatscrewedupkid (05/11/2013) [-]
okay i am a loyal reader/ subscriber for these epic tales, i have believed most if not everything you have said before this, however, im calling 			********		 on this one. regardless you are a great story teller.
okay i am a loyal reader/ subscriber for these epic tales, i have believed most if not everything you have said before this, however, im calling ******** on this one. regardless you are a great story teller.
#73 - twystedtail ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting her to actually be a cat.
I was expecting her to actually be a cat.
User avatar #198 to #73 - colorfulbus (05/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting her to be a guy...
#163 - JoeyGrims (05/11/2013) [-]
I scrolled all the way to the bottom cause I was expecting

'You forgot the pickle'
#164 to #163 - tannertheguy (05/11/2013) [-]
9/10 i fell off my chair
thumb for you
#242 to #88 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Ever thumbed a 4chan post?
Or at least been to 4chan?
This guys a pro.
He could make it making up greentext.
#139 to #88 - avengingthefallen (05/11/2013) [-]
>OP's face when
#20 - udo (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm only saying this didn't happen because IM SO DAMN JEALOUS THAT IT DID. LUCKY BASTARD.
#33 to #20 - linktheherooftime (05/11/2013) [-]
Agreed. But I am however happy to see a beta turned alpha.
#189 - Deathfyre (05/11/2013) [-]
I think I just read terrible porn
I think I just read terrible porn
User avatar #93 - breakfastskippa (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah OP you're not getting away with that one, cool story bro.
#59 - profhershellayton (05/11/2013) [-]
> Go Go Gadget Boner

God damn it every McDisasters you do you just have one of these lines thats golden
User avatar #240 - mycatislookingatme (05/11/2013) [-]
You have no idea how pissed I was when she wasn't a 35ft tall monster from the neolithic era asking for tree fiddy.
#234 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
With the constant mentions of hissing and being a pro at swallowing I thought this would end with her turning out to be a snake
User avatar #196 - corso (05/11/2013) [-]
The others were somewhat believable, but this one is just downright fake.
#182 - sirbutterballs (05/11/2013) [-]
I expected a joke at the end...
User avatar #181 - bandoslootshare (05/11/2013) [-]
"She hisses" and "Carton of milk " Keeps making me think its going to end with "she was a cat" .. too paranoid to enjoy the eroge
User avatar #264 to #181 - cormy (05/11/2013) [-]
"Hisses when she makes a mistake, don't think about it, blinded by that ass."
This sentence, was the one that started it all. So much paranoia.
>don't think about it< SUSPICIOUS AROUSED.
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