McDisasters 20: Got Lucky. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Things finally start to look up. I meet a girl at work. She's not bad looking e
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McDisasters 20: Got Lucky

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Things finally start to look up. I meet a girl at work. She's not bad looking either. The surprising thing is that she's interested in me, even though i was a fat glasses wearing beta. Sexy times ensue, as well as a short relationship at work. Never work with someone you're ******* , btw. It makes for a toxic work enviornment.

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

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User avatar #35 - lethallizzie (05/11/2013) [+] (23 replies)
"dad...Stepdad"... Not to be rude, but are your parents (father) gay...
User avatar #36 to #35 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
yep. my biological parents divorced when i was 6, my dad's gay and he's had the same partner for close to 20 years now.
#2 - girguy (05/10/2013) [-]
#14 - SHAMU (05/10/2013) [-]
She sounds like a total slut! But good for you man! Finally a story in which something actually went your way!!
She sounds like a total slut! But good for you man! Finally a story in which something actually went your way!!
#88 - sosdani (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#128 - thatscrewedupkid (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
okay i am a loyal reader/ subscriber for these epic tales, i have believed most if not everything you have said before this, however, im calling 						********					 on this one. regardless you are a great story teller.
okay i am a loyal reader/ subscriber for these epic tales, i have believed most if not everything you have said before this, however, im calling ******** on this one. regardless you are a great story teller.
#84 - theonewhoderps (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP does not like dicks....
I have to rethink everything suddenly.
#163 - JoeyGrims (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I scrolled all the way to the bottom cause I was expecting

'You forgot the pickle'
#20 - udo (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm only saying this didn't happen because IM SO DAMN JEALOUS THAT IT DID. LUCKY BASTARD.
#73 - twystedtail (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting her to actually be a cat.
I was expecting her to actually be a cat.
#59 - profhershellayton (05/11/2013) [-]
> Go Go Gadget Boner

God damn it every McDisasters you do you just have one of these lines thats golden
#226 - samxdaxman (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why is it that you having to clean up mass amounts of trucker **** and watch a fight between a bunch of jocks more believable than this?
#150 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i think i'm getting PTSD from your stories. I was totally preparing myself for her to go to your bathroom and utterly destroy it, then leave you with the mess...
#12 - bannon (05/10/2013) [-]
YFW she touched your dick at work
YFW she touched your dick at work
User avatar #5 - ompalomper (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
FINALLY something went your way.
#138 - whatasickname (05/11/2013) [-]
mfw "go go gadget boner"
mfw "go go gadget boner"
User avatar #55 - DJKitty ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Kinda sounds like a load of horse **** .
#205 - zombielovez (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can i just say this with out a sea of red: this wasn't funny... this was just text based porn and honestly, ******* gross. seriously this shouldn't have been on the front page. get it together FJ.
#189 - Deathfyre (05/11/2013) [-]
I think I just read terrible porn
I think I just read terrible porn
User avatar #93 - breakfastskippa (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah OP you're not getting away with that one, cool story bro.
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