She's a definite 10. . may notfound: why hasn' t amines reffered rety parents ti camels fer my hand in marriage yet what am i dang wrung its because yen are wor
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She's a definite 10

may notfound:
why hasn' t amines reffered rety parents ti camels fer my hand in
marriage yet what am i dang wrung
its because yen are worth at least camels and thay just cant
afford yen
this is the nicest thing ' s ever said be me
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User avatar #91 - capslockrage (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm going to tell my girlfriend that she is worth 100 camels.

Definitely gonna get me some oral.
User avatar #86 - stegosaurusrah (05/11/2013) [-]
when i went to egypt, somebody offered 100 camels for me. the disturbing bit is that i was 12/13 at the time..
User avatar #83 - littlepolski (05/11/2013) [-]
silly OP there is no such thing as a 10.
#80 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
lol people dont realise a good camel is probably worth 5million+ not talking about a perfect camel.
User avatar #79 - mulk (05/11/2013) [-]
10/10 would camel?
User avatar #76 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm worth at least 2 camels and half a pig
#74 - ishotthedeputy (05/11/2013) [-]
So basically we rate girls out of 10 because we all have 10 camels and we're saying how many she's worth out of our 10?
User avatar #69 - zephyrbrony (05/11/2013) [-]
Lightbulb: Yen are worth at least camels and they can't afford yen
User avatar #81 to #69 - ghouleyed (05/11/2013) [-]
So "she" is a currency.


or her name is Yen.
User avatar #67 - christmouth (05/11/2013) [-]
Disregard females, acquire camels.
#58 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
Because Boris offered his fattest pig for her first.
#57 - thesheepguru ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
A turkish guy said this to my sister on holiday... i punched him.
#71 to #57 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Well that's just insensitive to foreign cultures.
User avatar #56 - kidel (05/11/2013) [-]
A friends mother was offered 10 camels for staying over at a dudes place over the night, the fun thing here is that this guy knows how the **** is up. He and another dude runs the camel business in that town, can't remember the name, which is in Egypt, and after he gets laid and gives the camels to the random girls he finds, his partner buys the camels pretty damn cheap (or else you would have to walk miiiiles to find someone interested in them), and then they repeat the process.
User avatar #54 - italianfrosttroll (05/11/2013) [-]
Whilst in Morocco back in my sailing days (earlier this year), i was offered 30 dromadaires for a night in bed with my hot black friend from NC, or as he but it, my sub Saharan princess.
User avatar #65 to #54 - narwhalsforhire (05/11/2013) [-]
that. is. ******* . awesome!
User avatar #55 to #54 - italianfrosttroll (05/11/2013) [-]
put*
sorry for the grammar
User avatar #52 - markertemp (05/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't pay ten camels for someone who goes by the name "internetexplorers"
#48 - dirtyharrypegs (05/11/2013) [-]
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#41 - lolfire (05/11/2013) [-]
Bargain.
#85 to #41 - ferrettamer (05/11/2013) [-]
What I first thought of when I saw your image
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#40 - foreseeker (05/11/2013) [-]
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#34 - picklefighter (05/11/2013) [-]
My friend went to Burkina Faso in Africa, and he went into a drum shop and the man asked if the woman (one of the teachers that went with him) was his sister. And he played along saying that she was.
The man offered him 6 big drums for his "sister" to marry him. My friend thought he was joking and accepted and then the man began to ask the man in the back for 6 big drums and the teacher ran away
User avatar #32 - TheseChocodiles (05/11/2013) [-]
In Egypt so many creepy things like that happened to me and I was fecking 12, except I've always looked older than my age so they thought I was like 16 or something.

My parents were offered one million camels and the guy allowed to me to take anything I wanted for free from the shop.
I took a ruler, that said I love Egypt.
User avatar #84 to #32 - thebritishguy (05/11/2013) [-]
if this was true then you would have written this comment in Egyptian
User avatar #88 to #87 - thebritishguy (05/11/2013) [-]
I was saying that your parents would have sold you if this story was true
User avatar #89 to #88 - TheseChocodiles (05/11/2013) [-]
oh well
it's not a lie anyway.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thebritishguy (05/11/2013) [-]
why the hell would he offer 1 million camels? also why would he say that you could take something for free?
User avatar #92 to #90 - TheseChocodiles (05/11/2013) [-]
Because obviously he is not a retard.
I was a young irish tourist with my family, he has probably offered camels so many times.
Do you really think the number of camels was relevant? He knew my parents weren't going to say yes.
It was not in Cairo, it was just outside it in a tourist area.
lol whatever it's not a lie, what a **** lie to create
User avatar #93 to #92 - thebritishguy (05/11/2013) [-]
then why would he make the offer? it's not like it would be a good joke
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheseChocodiles (05/11/2013) [-]
As a compliment to me to make my parents want to buy 1000 cigarettes from him probably.
User avatar #77 to #32 - thekarmacharger (05/11/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is... the shopkeeper let you have his wooden ruler
User avatar #35 to #32 - Kekuchi (05/11/2013) [-]
"My parents were offered one million camels..."
You sure it was a million camels? You sure?....
Coz thats a lot of money. Even a ****** camel costs $30 - 40 so if it were 1 million ****** camels then dayyum.....

"..the guy allowed to me to take anything I wanted for free from the shop.
I took a ruler, that said I love Egypt. " Yeah..... I have no words....
User avatar #36 to #35 - TheseChocodiles (05/11/2013) [-]
He said one million camels, but he knew and I knew that no part of this deal was going to happen so obviously when said ''one million'' he knew my parents weren't going to say ''wahey!! you have yourself a deal pal''

Therefore the amount of camels was irrelevant really.
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