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#19 - lolfire (05/11/2013) [-]
Now see this is why I would never have immortality as a super power.    
Either you end up falling for eternity or you get stuck somewhere.    
			****		 that.
Now see this is why I would never have immortality as a super power.

Either you end up falling for eternity or you get stuck somewhere.

**** that.
#99 to #19 - articulate (05/11/2013) [-]
Eternal life, endless suffering.
User avatar #28 to #19 - Crusader (05/11/2013) [-]
Immortality as defined by the Night Angel Trilogy
#36 to #19 - rdobet (05/11/2013) [-]
I would just wish I had the form of immortality where you basically respawned at a location of your choosing, and I'd wish I could end my life whenever I wanted permanantly in case something happens like the universe ending, or all of life being eradicated or something equally stupid.
User avatar #42 to #36 - vatra (05/11/2013) [-]
Immortality doesn't mean you can't be killed, just that things like age, lack of food, and lack of air won't kill you.
User avatar #52 to #42 - braddlesxp (05/11/2013) [-]
well immortality can have a lot of different meanings
User avatar #67 to #52 - vatra (05/11/2013) [-]
True, I was just saying that it typically isn't synonymous with invincible.
#20 to #19 - poutinesalad (05/11/2013) [-]
actually if you were immortal, you would infact have time for that.
#21 to #20 - lolfire (05/11/2013) [-]
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#54 to #20 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I laughed way to hard at that..
I laughed way to hard at that..
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User avatar #27 - Crusader (05/11/2013) [-]
Just wondering, let's say there was a tunnel through the center of the earth, no superheating, no rocks, just a tunnel straight through to the other side, on clear days you can see a tiny pinprick of light from the other side of the world.

If you leaped down it, would you fly out the other side or would you just end up floating at the center?
User avatar #30 to #27 - teros (05/11/2013) [-]
Well you would end up floating in the center by gravity's laws; but before that the immense pressure of gravity as you approached the center would crush you.
#45 to #30 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Gravity would decrease, not increase. The pressure that's there would come from having a ******* of rocks sitting on top of you, not gravity per se.
User avatar #98 to #45 - teros (05/11/2013) [-]
No, do you know the equation for gravity? it would increase as you got closer to the center.
#31 to #27 - mrclass (05/11/2013) [-]
It would be like dropping a bowling ball attached to a string. It will never reach as far past the axis as its initial position because the energy is lost due to gravity and air resistance. Theoretically, if you jumped from a very high point on one side of the planet and you ended up at a low point on the other side of the hole it could work. either that or the intense gravity well at the center of the planet catches you and you die instantly
#48 to #27 - lolsoul (05/11/2013) [-]
not ignoring anything, u would hit the side of the tunnel because of the earths rotation
#92 to #48 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
not ignoring anything, you'd never jump in this in the first place becauce it'd be filled with ******* lava
#32 to #27 - wakkakid (05/11/2013) [-]
I read a theory about this once somewhere.

It said you would have so much momentum that you would go all the way to the other side and if the earths rotation was not an issue. You would be pulled back into the hole and go back to the other side losing momentum every time you go through until you end up just floating at the center.
User avatar #33 to #27 - bonboy (05/11/2013) [-]
For sake of argument (and survival) let's pretend the Earth is a cold, uniform, inert ball of rock. While we're at it, let's ignore air resistance.
At the Earth's surface, gravity pulls on us at 32 feet (9.8 meters) per second squared. That means that, for each second you fall, you speed up by 32 feet per second -- but only near Earth's surface. Gravity is a function of mass, and mass is a property of matter. On the surface, all of Earth's matter lies below your feet but, as you fall, more and more of it surrounds you, exerting its own gravity. These horizontal tugs counterbalance each other and cancel out, but the increasing proportion of mass above your head exerts a growing counter force to the proportionately decreasing mass below, so your acceleration slows as you near the core. At the planet's center, your acceleration due to gravity is zero -- Earth's mass surrounds you, gravity cancels out and you are weightless.
You're still moving at a heck of a clip, though, so don't expect to stop there. Halfway to the center, your speed hits 15,000 mph (24,000 kph); 21 minutes after jumping in, you blow past the center at 18,000 mph (29,000 kph). Another 21 minutes later, with gravity slowing you as you go, you reach the far side and stop briefly in midair. Unless someone catches you, you'll then head back the way you came and start all over again. In our idealized case, this will continue indefinitely, like a pendulum or a spring, in a process called harmonic motion.
#56 to #33 - azinfoo (05/11/2013) [-]
But because your energy is conserved while falling back and forth, you would eventually come to rest at the centre with all of Earth's mass pulling on you in equal directions, wouldn't you?
User avatar #60 to #56 - bonboy (05/11/2013) [-]
All of these are just theories because its impossible to do this in real life, one theory is that you'd be crushed because of the tremendous amount of pressure into a perfect or almost perfect ball because of the gravity.
#61 to #33 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
And what if we have air resistance as a variable? I figure that'd counteract the perpetual pendulum effect.
#91 to #61 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
you'd burn from the friction
User avatar #96 to #33 - pandasmayn (05/11/2013) [-]
You know your **** .
#86 to #33 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Minutephysics did a video about that. "What if the Earth were hollow".
User avatar #69 to #33 - knifeyoass (05/11/2013) [-]
and then all funnyjunkers reply to this comment acting like weathered physicists.
#50 to #33 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Gravity's pull is actually now accepted to be 9.81 meters per second squared.
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User avatar #59 to #33 - bonboy (05/11/2013) [-]
#64 - liekmelk (05/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else get reminded of the Spy Kids 2 scene, when Carmen and Juni fall down a hole and are falling for like, 10 minutes, and then realize a fan is blowing them upwards?
#13 - mazzyrazzy (05/11/2013) [-]
This was the best thing ever
This was the best thing ever
User avatar #80 to #13 - machinimax (05/11/2013) [-]
#65 - illutvar (05/11/2013) [-]
>HFW he hits Austrailia
#68 to #65 - notified (05/11/2013) [-]
SURPRISE MOTHER 			******		!
#72 to #68 - bitchitroll ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
#71 to #68 - tehbawz (05/11/2013) [-]
i could have gone my entire life without
i could have gone my entire life without
#97 to #68 - illutvar (05/11/2013) [-]
Y u ruin my thread?
User avatar #81 to #68 - grimagination (05/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 to #81 - avarius (05/11/2013) [-]
did some searching
apparently its Cradle of Fear
#17 - ninjaromy (05/11/2013) [-]
What he'll eventually pass by
What he'll eventually pass by
#73 - sweetellie ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Why's Ben suddenly saying Stfu? He changed his tune rather quickly..
Why's Ben suddenly saying Stfu? He changed his tune rather quickly..
User avatar #76 to #73 - goblinbyte (05/11/2013) [-]
He is just excited about how well things are going with jeff and the bat
User avatar #77 to #76 - sweetellie ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. I thought he was annoyed by Jeff and the bat.
#29 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #29 - twi (05/11/2013) [-]
max repel wore off
#26 - andmyaxe (05/11/2013) [-]
#35 - glassofmilk (05/11/2013) [-]
**glassofmilk rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at Yes, this is good.. ** what hell find in the center of the earth
User avatar #46 to #37 - dagreatmax (05/11/2013) [-]
oh **** someone actually rolled this haha
#84 - fukyeahraptorr (05/11/2013) [-]

mfw he suddenly became friends with a bat
User avatar #74 - yunoknow (05/11/2013) [-]
this post is so old facebook didn't even allow comments liking
User avatar #16 - grrphc (05/11/2013) [-]
>is no longer a fan

Holy **** this is old, I remember seeing this in the days when FJ first turned grey.
#89 - kebabman (05/11/2013) [-]
This is the greatest show of commitment ever, I'd put that on my c.v
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User avatar #82 - swazer (05/11/2013) [-]
I like how he got over his girlfriend in 4 days and engaged to the bat
User avatar #39 - ydosac (05/11/2013) [-]
Finally someone that loves Zubat!
#38 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
and so it begins, batman.
#34 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I thought it said bat colon inspector.
**** .
#25 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
That's... ******* fantastic
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