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Remaining character count: 2469

THE = FISH"
WHERE ARE THE OVEN MINE?
NO PLACENTAS? NO TEA TOWELS?
S “ INEED SOMETHING
I' LL GE a OWEL
FROM THE
BATHROOM
NO THERE' S NO TIME! "T .e
T HAS TO COME OUT AT EXACTLY 5: 38
NOT 5: 37 NOT 5: 39
REECE NO!!
AHH! AHH!! AHHAHH!!
MAKE SOME ROOM ON THE TABB’ Eu AHH!!
MOVE THE OVEN MITTS!!
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#15 - douthit (05/11/2013) [-]
My brain when I read [OVEN RINGS].

Retard.
#38 to #15 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
even anons do this too
#88 to #38 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
But are onion rings even allowed in North Korea?
User avatar #85 to #15 - winstonsexton (05/11/2013) [-]
i would never know if it wasn't for you
User avatar #71 to #15 - lorddotcom (05/11/2013) [-]
Glad I'm not alone.
User avatar #93 to #15 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I have a theory; whoever is or has been overweight read it as Onion Rings...I know I did.
#43 to #15 - arizonastar (05/11/2013) [-]
I actually didn't figure out it wasn't onion rings until your post. I was kinda confused. ****
#32 to #15 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/11/2013) [-]
my god those look good
User avatar #20 to #15 - mynameiskeanu ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
You are not alone. I read it like 3 times to make sure.
#5 - OldSnake (05/10/2013) [-]
"NO PLACENTAS? NO TEA TOWELS?"   
   
Good Lord, this Word Detector is killing me.
"NO PLACENTAS? NO TEA TOWELS?"

Good Lord, this Word Detector is killing me.
User avatar #1 - snowshark (05/10/2013) [-]
This show was ******* legendary. I just wonder what side of the family the autism comes from?

What? It's pretty ******* clear that Reese, Dewy and Malcolm all suffer from different kinds of autism.
#7 to #1 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
it's both parents who got some form of autism
#107 to #1 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
good god. Everybody's a ******* psychologist on this site, you obviously don't know ****
#9 to #1 - PityOnThePawn (05/10/2013) [-]
When did everyone on Funnyjunk become an expert on autism? My brother's autistic and I haven't heard half the 			****		 on this site.
When did everyone on Funnyjunk become an expert on autism? My brother's autistic and I haven't heard half the **** on this site.
User avatar #14 to #9 - snowshark (05/11/2013) [-]
I'll point out that a lot of what I see about autism on this site is just misconceptions and misunderstandings and a lot more of it is clearly just attention-whoring because "It's hard to be autistic!"

I'm severely to one side of the spectrum and amongst other things psychology comes naturally to me. But the bitching you hear on this site sometimes and the attention-whores who just want it as an excuse to be a special snowflake is sickening,

I'd suggest you take everything you hear about autism on this website with a pinch of salt because it's the internet and a lot of the people here don't know what they're talking about (and often don't care about checking their facts either.)
User avatar #37 to #14 - PityOnThePawn (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, don't worry. I know 90% of it is total **** . I just don't know where some of these people get off on being experts in the field since they have so-called self-diagnosed aspergers. It's literally just as bad as those girls who think they're "so random" (I'm anti-social and love video games, I'm so aspergery!). These people take one ******* Psych 101 class and have the whole world figured out and analyzed up the ass.
#94 to #37 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Why on Earth would anyone feel that being autistic or having aspergers is trendy. My aspergers was very severe when I was younger so I had an extremely difficult time fitting in at school, making friends, the amount of **** and stigmatisation I've received throughout the years. Now as a young adult, I have a lot of good genuine friends who don't consider me as some sort of 'follower' or social parasite and I have been able to make out with girls, those who did not acknowledge my existence. It's gone a lot better since but certain aspects of it still lingers where it can manifest itself in certain situations. Trust me, having aspergers is one of the difficult things that one can go through so I doubt anyone associate it with being trendy. Black people and women have no idea what real segregation is or discrimination; at least they could be proud of themselves. Having aspergers is nothing to be proud about and I'll sadly have to live with it for the rest of my life.
#17 to #14 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I am. And I'm pretty sure the stereotype the internet gives autism is for people with ass burgers. No-one knows I am except for my family. And the ******* gave me **** about it to no end so I keep it to myself haha
User avatar #24 to #17 - snowshark (05/11/2013) [-]
Any socially awkward nerd these days is so quick to say he's an aspie just so that he can be special. I punched someone in the face when I met them because I thought it would be a good opening one-liner! (Joke about punchline... was terrible.)

He's now one of my best mates but that's besides the point.
User avatar #11 to #9 - ilovehitler (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd imagine because it has a large amount of people on it, so chances are most every semi-common group of people has at least some people on this site.
#3 to #1 - rowdyzorz (05/10/2013) [-]
tl;dr Its Hal

Theres the episode where Dewey has his friend from the special class over and to keep him under control Hal gives him an encyclopedia to colour in the dots in everyword, and then Dewey asks just how crazy he is and Hals says "This isnt my first set of encylopedias" or something like that, last time i saw it was about 2 years ago...
User avatar #4 to #3 - snowshark (05/10/2013) [-]
Hrr. Well that could technically just relate to Hal's massive anxiety problems and general lack of self-esteem and courage.

However, I'd agree that those factors alone hint more to him having something squiffy up top than Lois' anger-management issues.
User avatar #34 to #3 - gardenmanly (05/11/2013) [-]
I agree, there was that one episode where he had to paint a mural in the garage. and I mean HAD to. I think its probably Hal
#6 - lotengo (05/10/2013) [-]
He could have used his apron
He could have used his apron
#109 to #6 - chuckiefinster (05/11/2013) [-]
You forgot he's reece
You forgot he's reece
#91 to #6 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Or he could have used the oven mitts on the counter...
#74 - superblargh (05/11/2013) [-]
>MOVE THE OVEN MITTS
#13 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Now this was a good show funny didn't need a laughter track, unlike laughter track spamming Drake and Josh
#25 to #13 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was performed in front of a live audience but I may be wrong
#21 to #13 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
I can think of a show with a laugh track ten times as bad as Drake and Josh.
User avatar #57 to #21 - jaknik (05/11/2013) [-]
sooooo why do people hate so bad on this show?
#59 to #57 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
The poorly-coined phrase, the overused laugh tracks, the fact that it tries waaaaay to hard to be "nerdy", the entire fanbase, take your pick.
User avatar #61 to #59 - jaknik (05/11/2013) [-]
OK, i can see it trying to hard. The laugh track thing i never understood because its filmed before a live studio audience here in Burbank, California. If they DO use laugh tracks alot, it just seems like a waste of time. Fanbase could be annoying, I don't mingle with fanbases often, however. So i wouldn't really know.
User avatar #64 to #61 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
Trust me, I used to date a girl whose brother was extremely into so-called "nerd culture". He would isolate himself for days on end, playing World of Warcraft, according to her, and I only met him twice in the 8 months I dated her. Mostly the "nerd culture" isn't bad, but shows like this have a fanbase mainly consisting of hipsters and social outcasts.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jaknik (05/11/2013) [-]
So since i have you trapped here and you're getting notifications. What's yo favorite tv show?
User avatar #66 to #65 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
Right now, I'm not currently watching anything ongoing. I was a big fan of American Horror Story for both seasons, I was a huge fan of Lost when it was on, but all in all, I'm not really sure what my absolute favorite tv show would be. Yourself?
User avatar #68 to #66 - jaknik (05/11/2013) [-]
Mine is Cheers. I can see reruns of that every day and never get bored of it. When a REALLY good episode comes on, it's like classic adventure. Sometimes i wish i could own a bar like that. Where everyone knows your name.


How was Lost? Never saw it but everyone gets all flustered when I tell them I've never seen it.
User avatar #69 to #68 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
It was very good, but around Season 4 I took a 2 week break because I was too confused. It got hard to follow but very good. Oh, and I forgot one show I've been into lately: How I Met Your Mother.
#81 to #57 - niggernazi (05/11/2013) [-]
because they are antisemitic
User avatar #86 to #57 - ivoryhammer (05/11/2013) [-]
Because it's nerd blackface, literally every joke is basically this "I'M A NERD HAHAHAHA!!!!"
User avatar #53 to #21 - EnergizierAnon (05/11/2013) [-]
except its funnier than drake and josh.
#39 - potatophucker (05/11/2013) [-]
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#75 to #39 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #45 to #39 - metalmilo (05/11/2013) [-]
who. is. that.
#47 to #45 - potatophucker (05/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 - iliekcereal (05/11/2013) [-]
"NO PLACENTAS?" oh god lawl

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User avatar #79 to #77 - antigravitycake (05/11/2013) [-]
NO TETWALOWS?
User avatar #10 - jewsburninindaoven (05/10/2013) [-]
It's not lung fish. It's monkfish. Lung fish is a long thin fish that is very popular. Monkfish is a less popular fish used for gourmet cooking that is very expensive.
User avatar #18 to #10 - dakkenly (05/11/2013) [-]
Monkfish is incredibly cheap lol it was only popularized because it was affordable
User avatar #22 to #10 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
That's an anti-Semitic name. I feel offended.
User avatar #30 to #10 - psykobear (05/11/2013) [-]
Don't you think that maybe he used a lungfish, even though it is less popular?
User avatar #33 to #30 - jewsburninindaoven (05/11/2013) [-]
It tastes like **** and also I've seen this episode. It was monkfish
User avatar #36 to #33 - psykobear (05/11/2013) [-]
Ah, ok. It's been forever since I've seen the episode.
User avatar #72 to #10 - CoolStoryBrosky (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed/remembered that.
It caught my attention all those years ago because Runescape though.
#52 to #10 - craftolotto (05/11/2013) [-]
They're only a couple hundred gp
#44 - arizonastar (05/11/2013) [-]
What he is making
What he is making
User avatar #60 to #44 - emptysuperman (05/11/2013) [-]
A turkey. He placed it inside of a mud fish so it would absorb the flavors of it.
User avatar #62 to #44 - semicontra (05/11/2013) [-]
It was a thanksgiving dinner, he cooked the turkey inside of a monkfish for flavor.
#89 - anonymousiemoo (05/11/2013) [-]
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#2 - kingarther (05/10/2013) [-]
That misspelling will be the only love my name ever gets
User avatar #19 - barbwirepain (05/11/2013) [-]
i thought it was a monkfish
#48 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Monkfish, not lungfish
User avatar #23 - errdayimfjing (05/11/2013) [-]
no doubt, one of my favorite scenes from this show. Thanks for uploading OP
#58 - ghouleyed (05/11/2013) [-]
That was like the funniest 			****		 i've seen today.   
   
   
First asks for oven mitts then doesn't find so have to take with bare hands then yells in pain to move the oven mitts from the table.
That was like the funniest **** i've seen today.


First asks for oven mitts then doesn't find so have to take with bare hands then yells in pain to move the oven mitts from the table.
User avatar #76 to #58 - riathewolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I...I don't think...that particular laugh...fits here....
#78 to #58 - bronywhat (05/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for the instant replay? glad you enoyred it though....
User avatar #46 - midgetmayhem (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but da **** is a lung fish?
User avatar #63 to #46 - kavtech (05/11/2013) [-]
Haven't you ever played Psychonauts?
User avatar #112 to #63 - midgetmayhem (05/12/2013) [-]
nope. is it fun?
User avatar #113 to #112 - kavtech (05/12/2013) [-]
One of my fave games of all time... So yes, yes i can say it is fun.
User avatar #114 to #113 - midgetmayhem (05/12/2013) [-]
well i will have to try it then, thanks for the recommendation!
User avatar #84 to #46 - ivoryhammer (05/11/2013) [-]
It can breath air
User avatar #50 to #46 - navadae (05/11/2013) [-]
though he actually cooked a monkfish, so the captions are wrong in the image
#49 to #46 - navadae (05/11/2013) [-]
this weird thing
User avatar #51 to #49 - midgetmayhem (05/11/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir or madam!
#80 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
its a monkfish you ******* faggot
User avatar #82 to #80 - gurtol (05/11/2013) [-]
well it is...
User avatar #83 to #80 - ivoryhammer (05/11/2013) [-]
You're a monkfish
User avatar #103 to #83 - pandasmayn (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, monkfish!


I just want to fit in.
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User avatar #12 to #8 - ilovehitler (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes. That is indeed what the word recognition says.
We can read.
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