Brett Is Dead. Not mine. Laughed at it.. Brett ate 5. 67 tons. Brett is (-. Maybe Brett is a whale. math brett dead
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#1 - Milos
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe Brett is a whale.
#26 to #1 - TarnRazor
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Brett is still dead
#103 to #1 - sippay
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Maybe its Maybelline
#105 to #1 - whiteyswag
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(05/11/2013) [-]
your moms name is brett?
#2 to #1 - furkfurk
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(05/10/2013) [-]
nope
#5 to #2 - niteghost
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(05/10/2013) [-]
#4 - felixfj
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(05/10/2013) [-]
#100 to #4 - atma
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(05/11/2013) [-]
math
not even once
#123 to #4 - unikornking
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#11 to #4 - Kairyuka
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Oranges are ******* delicious though
#29 to #11 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
$300 delicious though?
$300 delicious though?
#30 to #29 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Betya I could eat 300$ worth of oranges in less than a week.
#31 to #30 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That's a bit... suspicious... I bet the boys at DHS will enjoy talking with you about your "orange" purchases...
#32 to #31 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Well I DID devour 4.6kg of tangerines in two days.
#33 to #32 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
THAT'S IT! You dun goofed now!

In america we only eat hamburgers, red meat, and freedom fries!

They coming after you now son
#34 to #33 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Sucks that I live in Denmark then, huh?
#36 to #34 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Well... in that case...
Enjoy an express one way ticket to our police state.

It's like the hotel California, you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave
#37 to #36 - Kairyuka
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#38 to #37 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
At least it will come with a free hamburger
#39 to #38 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
The power of Europe compels you! ;A;
#41 to #39 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Oh it does... to fight for our rights harder than ever before
#42 to #41 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Captain America is kind of a douchebag, huh? :/
#138 to #42 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Not quite, basically he stands for what he believes in.

People don't stand by what they believe and cave in to resistance. It doesn't mean to be stubborn, but to understand and truly believe in something and be committed to it, and not just buckle under the stress of resistance when someone wants to push a wrong or malicious agenda that harms the freedoms and rights of others.

Many Americans forget, or don't even know that is where we come from, so simply put we all look like jerks because they want to stand their ground on foolish or wrong issues, and not on the grounds of liberty and preservation of freedom.
#154 to #138 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Action without doubt or without rethinking your ideals is not necessarily a good thing, though.
#156 to #154 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Exactly, that is the line that makes it beliefs you stand by, and just plain stubbornness and idiocy.
#87 to #42 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Well he IS American.
#73 - windmagevaati
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#43 - themastertroller
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(05/11/2013) [-]
3 bears a second? has science gone too far?
3 bears a second? has science gone too far?
#153 to #43 - supakrusher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Eat six every two seconds?
#75 - themoderguy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Maybe Brett doesn't give a ****
Maybe Brett doesn't give a ****
#114 to #75 - drewbridge
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That's because he's dead
#118 to #75 - LukeDogg
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#27 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Brett is God of the gummy bears, he becomes 100% bear, no man.

He has ascended!
#152 to #27 - fluttershyismine
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(05/11/2013) [-]
haha!reminded me of robot unicorn attack evolution
#155 to #152 - liquidz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
is good game
#72 - lazragoon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"Three bears a second"   
   
   
BrettsFW
"Three bears a second"


BrettsFW
#74 to #72 - captnpl ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#76 to #74 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
why doesnt he try to eat the dots that make up the center line?
#94 to #76 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
the moving one tastes better
#6 - anonymoose
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(05/10/2013) [-]
3 a second, 180 a minute, 10,800 an hour, 259200 a day, 1814400 a week.
181440 ounces is 5.14 tonnes.

GET YOUR NUMBER RIGHT.
#7 to #6 - basilbrush
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(05/10/2013) [-]
181440 ounces is 5.67 short Tons, or 5.14 metric Tonnes. These are two completely different things, but when it says Ton, it means a Short Ton, and when it says Tonnes, it means Metric Tonnes.
So unfortunately in this question, 5.67 Tons is correct.
#8 to #7 - anonymoose
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The more I know.
#16 to #8 - basilbrush
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I want you to know that I didn't thumb you down, your comment was completely valid, I gave a response to your answer that explained the validity of the content. **** everyone who thumbs you down.
#22 to #16 - adeadaxe
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(05/10/2013) [-]
He's probably being thumbed down because of "GET YOUR NUMBER RIGHT." Even if the guy was wrong, there's no need to be a douche about it.
#25 to #22 - basilbrush
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Understood.
Understood.
#9 to #7 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
imperial units, lol :D Why make everything so difficult?
#71 - soggytomatoe
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#80 - wfddfw
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Brett is kill
#95 to #80 - preshmilk
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(05/11/2013) [-]
no