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#34 - theist (05/11/2013) [-]
love the redesign on his suit
User avatar #48 to #34 - sinonyx ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]

can see his package better.. no homo
User avatar #67 to #48 - theist (05/11/2013) [-]
sounds homo to me
User avatar #69 to #34 - wishingwell (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah i agree it looks cool, but it's kinda changing his personality a bit - he's wearing the primary colo(u)rs as a symbol, that he doesn't have to hide (when he's visible = criminals be ware, same when he says publicly that he can see through walls, to warn criminals that he is able to stop them at any time) AND they work as a distraction from his face.
Not to mention, the risc of ruining some future Batman remarks about primary co(u)rlors.
#2 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Superman titillates my inner DC fangirl and my vagina.
Superman titillates my inner DC fangirl and my vagina.
User avatar #78 to #2 - antigravitycake (05/11/2013) [-]
and now everyone goes on your profile to make sure a girl and see if youve posted nudes.
User avatar #87 to #78 - violentpixi (05/11/2013) [-]
Lol, Gurl Gamer!! don't hit on me or treat me different, k? (ps, add me on Farmville) xoxox

User avatar #3 to #2 - chrolt (05/10/2013) [-]
You probably know this but I just love reminding people.

If Superman actually came he could blow your head with the load. Or your spine. Even then if you avoid it, there would now be flying invincible kryptonian sperm and he'd have to call Batman to bring some kryptonite to kill it.
#4 to #3 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
>Implying any interaction of Kal-El and Earth matter has a destructive result.
Like he had no control over his power level, strenght or whatsoever.
It's a funny joke for the fanbase, but that's all it is. Non-canon, silly geek joke.
User avatar #7 to #4 - chrolt (05/10/2013) [-]
Yhea because I always have complete control over how hard I ejaculate.

I dunno maybe superman has? I wouldn't think so but then again I wouldn't be surprised, he has so many super powers that sperm control isn't that far off.
User avatar #17 to #7 - roflsaucer (05/11/2013) [-]
"Superman is as strong as he needs to be."

He doesn't need to blow a girls head off with a sperm missile.
User avatar #5 to #3 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Spiderman Kills Mary Jane with his Radioactive Semen.
I don't like Superman as a hero arc but Henry Cavill is a fair specimen of genetics. Man of Steel looks to perk up my 2013 (and Star Trek tomorrow!)
User avatar #6 to #5 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Let me correct, I was brought up on the old Superman films so I love them to pieces but, as a superhero, Superman irritates the butt off me.
#8 to #2 - awesomanium (05/10/2013) [-]
I dislike Superman (as well as quite a few other superheroes) because of the whole "super powerful except for one thing" cliché. I'm more drawn towards less conventional characters, like Batman, who doesn't have any superpowers, or Deathstroke, who doesn't either (unless you count his regeneration and 			****		 as a superpower).
I dislike Superman (as well as quite a few other superheroes) because of the whole "super powerful except for one thing" cliché. I'm more drawn towards less conventional characters, like Batman, who doesn't have any superpowers, or Deathstroke, who doesn't either (unless you count his regeneration and **** as a superpower).
User avatar #11 to #8 - calawesome (05/11/2013) [-]
I used to hate Superman, because I thought that he was far to overpowered. But I started reading his comics, and I've come to realise that he really is the best superhero ever. Why, you may ask, because he represents everything a hero should.

The guy has every power under the sun(joke intended) and could actually take over the world if he so desired. But he doesn't, simply because he believes in the good in people and seeks to do good himself.
#9 to #8 - violentpixi (05/10/2013) [-]
Like I said #6 I'm not a fan of Superman, it's more a nostalgic love because my Dad brought me up on old Superman (and Star Trek) films.    
I'm more a Batman lass myself. Only relevant gif I have.
Like I said #6 I'm not a fan of Superman, it's more a nostalgic love because my Dad brought me up on old Superman (and Star Trek) films.
I'm more a Batman lass myself. Only relevant gif I have.
#10 to #9 - awesomanium (05/10/2013) [-]
The only superhero gifs I have on my computer are rapeman, and I don't think that's particularly related.
The only superhero gifs I have on my computer are rapeman, and I don't think that's particularly related.
#80 to #53 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
no. no pony **** . even if it is them being eaten.
#13 to #8 - jbainbridgejolly (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm very much hoping that you didn't just refer to batman as "less conventional". Superman and Batman are literally the 2 biggest superheroes on the planet. Before all of these new marvel movies came out I doubt people who have never touched a comic book would have been able to tell you about the existence of Hawkeye , Black Widow, Mandarin, Whiplash or Loki. Maybe even Thor. But everybody knows Batman. I get your point, Batman is many many times better than Superman, but he is not less conventional. He is more realistic. If somebody had vast amounts of money, they could be some form of Batman. I'm really sorry I don't even know why i started this, I just saw "Batman" and "Less Conventional" and thought, **** thats annoying. And I'm pretty sure everybody would accept that superhuman healing is a superpower.
User avatar #88 to #13 - violentpixi (05/11/2013) [-]
Did you mean commercial?
User avatar #84 to #13 - awesomanium (05/11/2013) [-]
Conventional superheroes are super heroes. They are people with superpowers. Therefore, Batman is not conventional. I knew all those superheroes before the movies as well, but I didn't mention them considering we were talking about the DC universe.
#15 - habanaro (05/11/2013) [-]
Why are all super hero suits so bumpy now? It looks odd to me, although I guess they're going for a more realistic look?   
Anyone know anything about this?
Why are all super hero suits so bumpy now? It looks odd to me, although I guess they're going for a more realistic look?
Anyone know anything about this?
#51 to #15 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
just to make it look more modern and higher tech.. something a superhero would actually wear, not just cloth , ya know
User avatar #24 to #15 - jeudyfeo (05/11/2013) [-]
Im surprised Superman isnt a white guy, this guy isnt black but certainly has a darker complexion. Cool they didnt choose a complete white guy like the other 10 some supermans casted before
User avatar #44 to #24 - paronix (05/11/2013) [-]
The **** you dumbass he's more white than john dorian.
#57 to #44 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
lol. scrubs. cute.
User avatar #29 to #15 - laelaps (05/11/2013) [-]
Because it is supposed to look like a more armored suit, instead of skin-tight spandex which clearly offers no protection. They're trying to make them look like soldiers as well as heroes.
#19 to #15 - lolfire (05/11/2013) [-]
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#16 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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I ******* hate Superman. He's an overpowered, incompetent, buffoon. Rant over, pic unrelated.
#20 to #16 - professorfj (05/11/2013) [-]
You mean like this guy?
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes. Everyone knows Deadpool in Ironman suit with every color of Power Ring is best superhero.
#55 to #21 - zeroxnight (05/11/2013) [-]
good job
User avatar #23 to #20 - luiselvergas (05/11/2013) [-]
superman would destroy goku's cunt look it up
User avatar #26 to #23 - laelaps (05/11/2013) [-]
Superman could probably beat Yamcha, Krillin if he really tried. Any saiyan would destroy Superman, and I know you say, "BUTT SUPAHMAN ONLY WEAKNESS IZ DAH KWYPTONITE!" too bad he has never experienced a matter-disintegrating Kamehameha blast, because then he's find he has another weakness.
User avatar #28 to #26 - luiselvergas (05/11/2013) [-]
i am to lazy to give you the full explanation they are both awesome but superman would simply win
User avatar #30 to #28 - laelaps (05/11/2013) [-]
Clearly not going to read that mass of text. Seeing as how there is no such thing as a credible source for imaginary superhero fights.
User avatar #43 to #30 - TheTurnbull (05/11/2013) [-]
Then how about a 3d animated movie that looks at it from every angle?
#32 to #28 - RageGuyyourmom (05/11/2013) [-]
In a battle of strength yes superman would win. Goku also can shoot energy blasts which I could see causing alot of pain.
#35 to #32 - rednax (05/11/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand just how overpowered Superman is. He has literall invulnerability to anything but magic, or when affected by kryptonite and/or a red sun. The only weapon Goku has against superman is the magical staff he stopped using in DBZ. Superman has more durability, more smarts, and more powers than goku. And before you call me biased, I hate superman. He's just too overpowered. Watch Death Battle's Superman Vs Goku fight, they'll give you the math, and even create a scenario for you.
#38 to #35 - RageGuyyourmom (05/11/2013) [-]
Superman isnt invulnerable, he can get tired, he can be hurt and since the new 52 reboot hes been nerfed quite a bit, his speed would no longer match the flashes or even come close and as Goku has instantaneous transmission so supermans slowing speed will hurt his reaction time. Superman isn't really that smart in many aspects, many people think he is but its because he can think so much faster than normal people its another power of his superquick thinking not the exact name but close enough to explain it.
#39 to #38 - rednax (05/11/2013) [-]
In the 52 reboot he is still invulnerable as long as he's under a yellow sun, not exposed to kryptonite, and the attack is not magic. Instantaneous transmission =/= speed. Teleportation will do you no good in a fistfight. Maybe in a sniper-fight. Without the teleportation superman is faster (calculated once again by the team behind Death Battle), and although superman isn't terribly smart, he's still smarter than goku, who'd rather let his enemies reach their full strength than fight them while he has a chance. His superfast thinking also gives him an advantage in a straightup fist fight, as he'll calculate ways to dodge blows much easier. Watch the deathbattle before replying. Here's a link: If you can't be arsed watching it all, skip to the end, the explanation is there.
User avatar #45 to #39 - saimaster (05/11/2013) [-]
the deathbattle is biased and used power levels, which everybody who actually knows DBZ knows is ******** after the Frieza saga.

That, and Battle of the Gods has yet to be seen by alot of the world.
#85 to #45 - rednax (05/11/2013) [-]
Actually, they said the powerlevels were complete ******** , they just did a short calculation to show you that they were ******** .
#68 to #39 - hoffmeisterh (05/11/2013) [-]
Superman probably would win, but you are wrong on the thinking speed in fights as the saiyans fight at a speed where they would need to think and react at the same kind of speed. Furthermore I think Goku would out do superman in acceleration and maneuverability in close range, though not max speed, which they do not consider in death battle (at least not to a satisfactory level). This would make the fight far less one sided in close combat.
Also, whilst it would be out of character for him to exploit an opponent weakness, goku could just take superman to the otherworld where there is no yellow sun and leave him there.
Personally I hate this arguments because each side can quote all the facts about each character they like, but the fact remains that they would almost certainly never fight, and even if they did it would not be to the death. They'd spar, have a laugh, and then go for a drink like bros.
#86 to #68 - rednax (05/11/2013) [-]
Once again, I'm not a fan of superman. This isn't a "my dad would beat your dad" it's a "that guys dad is so damn broken he'll beat our dad". But as stated before superman is so damn broken he doesn't have to parry or block, he simply has to hit. For that reason, I think batman might stand more of a chance against him. Not in a deathbattle of course, as both parties come in with no preparation, but if prepared to fight him. Batman would at the same time lose to goku, who doesn't have obvious weaknesses, and fights unpredictably. That's the gist of it anyway. There are always ways to counter anyone, but goku isn't the way to counter superman
#37 to #35 - rednax (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, replied to the wrong guy.
User avatar #36 to #28 - missjessicaparker (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how a Kamehameha wave works, but Superman is also weak to magic if I remember correctly. Black Adam used magic when he fought Superman, so if a Kamehameha fits into the same category as magic (I know a Kamehameha isn't magic) then Goku could easily win.
User avatar #41 to #36 - luiselvergas (05/11/2013) [-]
what about superman's infinite mass punch and the fact that he can vibrate throught the kamehameha also superman gets stronger by being exposed to the sun
User avatar #22 to #20 - jeudyfeo (05/11/2013) [-]
Every villain could have taken out goku in the beginning, he just trained to get stronger. In the new movie the God bill is a lot stronger than goku SSJ 3.
#18 to #16 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Captain Marvel can kick his ass.
User avatar #40 to #16 - alltimetens (05/11/2013) [-]
So is Goku, but nobody complains about him.
User avatar #42 to #40 - destaice (05/11/2013) [-]
Guko at least has a personality that isn't as bland as rice pudding.
User avatar #52 to #42 - joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-]
>Earth in danger
>Gotta train
>People die
>Can't win
>Beats enemy
>wishes people back to life, and continues to be a terrible father and role model.

I love DBZ with a passion, but saying superman has less of a personality than goku is seriously stretching the definition of personality.
User avatar #66 to #52 - destaice (05/11/2013) [-]
I never said it wasn't bland, I just said it wasn't as Bland as superman's.
#1 - alienstryke (05/10/2013) [-]
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#12 - darknesincontrol (05/11/2013) [-]
I Used to think he was overrated, when I was child. But now he is on the top 3 of my favourite superheroes.

User avatar #47 to #12 - burgermeatt (05/11/2013) [-]
who are the other 2?
User avatar #25 - douthit (05/11/2013) [-]
Can we please get a Superman movie that's NOT a reboot? For the love of God, pick a movie and stick with it! We don't need to relive Superman's childhood in EVERY movie!
User avatar #27 to #25 - slandersalamander (05/11/2013) [-]
This is the one that should codify it
User avatar #56 to #27 - SendoTenshi (05/11/2013) [-]
did...did you just use C.O.D as a new verb? Thats actually pretty good. At first I was like, "did he misspell something" and then it hit me....
User avatar #60 to #56 - bashal (05/11/2013) [-]
Codify-To put to code. Pronounced Code-eh-fye
User avatar #58 to #56 - slandersalamander (05/11/2013) [-]

Arrange (laws or rules) into a systematic code.
Arrange according to a plan or system.
User avatar #59 to #58 - SendoTenshi (05/11/2013) [-]
Ah. guess i never actually heard that word used so didnt learn it. Not to mention, there is a small assumption rate you can usually apply to people on this site based on trends. Thanks for the patient explanation though.

(i think our society is starting to make my learning pattern stagnant...)
#31 to #25 - RageGuyyourmom (05/11/2013) [-]
They wouldnt need to keep rebooting them if they didnt suck.
#64 - seniorpokeman (05/11/2013) [-]
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Soviet Superman is BEST Superman.
User avatar #72 to #64 - wishingwell (05/11/2013) [-]
"Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?"
yeah he is great, but that version of Lex Luther was ultimate! - one of the best created DC mini-worlds imo
#74 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
superman sucks because he's OP....He's like playing a game in GOD MODE.

Thats why people dont really find him interesting. I dont.
User avatar #75 to #74 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
**** man. If I was Superman, I wouldn't be such a little bitch and take over the world or something. You know? Become a good king, unify mankind, stop all wars because **** you that's why.

Whats more is that he only protects like one city. I never got that. The whole world and he saves the white woman in some city.
#77 to #74 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I agree; but that's the whole point of supes. What I think is b/s is when they try to downplay that like in the last superman movie where they made him weak and vulnerable. Clark Kent is the former. Superman is the latter = way too dope. And that's how they should keep it, instead of making another Batman-like remake. Make the dude OP the whole way, be pwn brah.
#76 to #74 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Except he isn't boring. He has powers that can crush cosmic beings and yet he holds back on even the lowliest crack head. Batman is a rich white dude who, instead of making life better in "his city", just runs around ******* with street criminals. He's a Republican's dream.

The definition of a hero is not how much power he has but how much good he does with what he's given. Superman brokered peace between entire warring nations. Batman sits around in the dark and wastes his family's money making new bat-gadgets while he embezzles literally billions of dollars from his publicly traded corporation to continue acting out on his mommy/daddy issues.
User avatar #46 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Amy Adams? I suddenly have more interest in this movie.
User avatar #14 - bluerangermartin (05/11/2013) [-]
More like Mary Sueperman
User avatar #73 - demandsgayversion (05/11/2013) [-]
He looks so different without the beard
User avatar #62 - basicargentinian (05/11/2013) [-]
I sure hope this one doesn't suck monkey balls
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