Numbers, Mason, What do they mean?. one person touched my dick earlier. I LINE THE EXPRESSION if? BECAUSE IT DOESN' T MEAN ANYTHING. A NUMBER ilf VICTORIA' S SE
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Numbers, Mason, What do they mean?

 
Numbers, Mason, What do they mean?. one person touched my dick earlier. I LINE THE EXPRESSION if? BECAUSE IT DOESN' T MEAN ANYTHING. A NUMBER ilf VICTORIA' S SE

one person touched my dick earlier

I LINE THE EXPRESSION
if? BECAUSE IT DOESN' T MEAN ANYTHING.
A NUMBER ilf VICTORIA' S SECRET
MODELS HAVE EXPRESSED
INTEREST Bl SLEEPING WITH ME.
THAT NUMBER IS ZERO.
KEITH NEWMAN
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User avatar #81 - panini (05/11/2013) [-]
**panini rolls 0** victoria secret models have expressed interest in sleeping with me
User avatar #84 to #81 - fuzziesquirrell (05/11/2013) [-]
nice roll
User avatar #82 to #81 - panini (05/11/2013) [-]
well **** me
User avatar #85 to #82 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm a Victoria's Secret model.
#83 to #82 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Because they won't.
#39 - Userjames (05/10/2013) [-]
might have to enlarge
User avatar #41 to #39 - bigmanfifty (05/10/2013) [-]
oh god, that was perfect
#10 - nagafever (05/10/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #301 at 4chan ** A number of black people have brutally raped me
that number is 7.
#94 to #10 - smokeymouse (05/11/2013) [-]
a veiny black cock
User avatar #19 to #10 - savethedinosaurs (05/10/2013) [-]
That image is strangely fitting.
User avatar #89 - princesssakura (05/11/2013) [-]
**princesssakura rolls 0** how many victoria's secret models that have interest in sleeping with me
User avatar #109 to #102 - princesssakura (05/11/2013) [-]
great, now im not getting laid AND IM HUNGRY
User avatar #93 to #89 - icecreamonnips (05/11/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #92 to #89 - spyisspy (05/11/2013) [-]
DOUBLE KILL!
#33 - triggathepirate (05/10/2013) [-]
Zero ain't no number. It's a shade.
#36 to #33 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
That actually made me laugh.
+16
#35 to #33 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #35 - EnergizierAnon (05/10/2013) [-]
fifty shades of zero
#14 - sosdani (05/10/2013) [-]
**sosdani rolls 417,674,423**
0
#18 to #14 - marcalo has deleted their comment [-]
#45 to #14 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
that's woods
User avatar #87 to #14 - axeaddonis (05/11/2013) [-]
**axeaddonis rolls 160,664,469** God Dammit mason why are you Woods?
User avatar #9 - usbfridge (05/10/2013) [-]
A number of people say Funny Junk has lots of original content.

That number is hard to determine.
User avatar #20 to #9 - thedarkestrogue (05/10/2013) [-]
that number is negative 5.
User avatar #101 - finalequinox (05/11/2013) [-]
**finalequinox rolls 77** dubs? :O
#132 to #101 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 372** Trips?
#133 to #132 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 981** It's cool bro, take mine
#135 to #133 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 490** Guys, let me show you how it's done
#137 to #135 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 019** got dis
#138 to #137 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
maybe not got dis
#121 - imsohigh (05/11/2013) [-]
**imsohigh rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at You must specify a title **
User avatar #13 - lizardnigger (05/10/2013) [-]
>dat twitter name
User avatar #25 to #13 - theugandanhero (05/10/2013) [-]
Is there something wrong with men being comedians here?
User avatar #26 to #25 - lizardnigger (05/10/2013) [-]
did I complain?
User avatar #27 to #26 - theugandanhero (05/10/2013) [-]
Lol I really don't know if you did or didn't.
I was just trying to be funny when you pointed that out because I saw 'jew' in there and decided to say 'men' instead of 'jews'.
User avatar #28 to #27 - lizardnigger (05/10/2013) [-]
oooooh
i'm blonde - sorry man
User avatar #29 to #28 - theugandanhero (05/10/2013) [-]
Ahh it's okay
#126 - arizonastar (05/11/2013) [-]
**arizonastar rolls 799**
#127 to #126 - arizonastar (05/11/2013) [-]
not quite...
not quite...
User avatar #134 to #126 - princesssakura (05/11/2013) [-]
**princesssakura rolls 557**
#37 - invalidcupcakes (05/10/2013) [-]
When People count from 1 - 10 They start with 1.. Making 0 countless
If that's so, Have I slept with Countless Women?
User avatar #3 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
A number a women say they swallow.

That number is 0.
#4 to #3 - lafuriaroja (05/10/2013) [-]
My girlfriend always swallows. In fact, every girl who has ever given me head has swallowed.
My girlfriend always swallows. In fact, every girl who has ever given me head has swallowed.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
*A number of girls who have given you head have swallowed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lafuriaroja (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, it doesn't work in that situation.
User avatar #8 to #6 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
Not since the accident...
User avatar #38 to #8 - nefarian (05/10/2013) [-]
wahtatwist.jpg
#117 to #8 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
According to prophecy
#59 to #4 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
I know you probably don't care but I just wanted to say that the twin with the long hair that winks is Fred.
#115 to #4 - azinfoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Girlfriend?
User avatar #97 to #4 - torexofthenight (05/11/2013) [-]
Same, actually I think I might have gotten really lucky with this girl. Not only does she swallow, but she likes giving head,

which is also my fetish...
User avatar #12 to #3 - captainoptimist (05/10/2013) [-]
False.
User avatar #42 to #12 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
You swallow?
#72 to #42 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
User avatar #150 to #42 - captainoptimist (05/11/2013) [-]
I think most of us do, to be honest.
#128 - falconxmard (05/11/2013) [-]
The numbers will forever elude human understanding.
User avatar #51 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
**goochmaster rolls 9** number of women that have touched my penis
User avatar #53 to #51 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN LIES
User avatar #106 to #53 - strangesir (05/11/2013) [-]
**strangesir rolls 1** How much pussy I get in a week.
User avatar #107 to #106 - strangesir (05/11/2013) [-]
... Well, it's something.
User avatar #63 to #51 - flixoe (05/10/2013) [-]
**flixoe rolls 3** You were looking for this.
User avatar #32 - smokedmeatlog (05/10/2013) [-]
I'v always hated the expression "you always find it in the last place you look" because its not like you're going to find whatever you were looking for then continue to look for it.
User avatar #30 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/10/2013) [-]
**ichbinzweijahrealt rolls 397,627,945** number of cocks OP has sucked
#91 - defacedcreeper (05/11/2013) [-]
that title
User avatar #98 - fiftytwofruitcakes (05/11/2013) [-]
**fiftytwofruitcakes rolls 5,454** This guy has had multiple contents on the front page lately. Kudos mang.
User avatar #74 - cjasper (05/10/2013) [-]
I give a number of ***** . That number is zero
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