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#4 - beren
Reply +115
(05/10/2013) [-]
Possible sexual references:
1. "I don't recall the Blue Mountains being so large."
2. " We should make for the Gap of Rohan."
3. "There is no choice but to make for the Crack of Doom."
4. "The Lonely Mountain isn't anymore."
5. "I would love to make a go at the peak of Caradhras before mining Moria."
6. "I've never seen it so wet down south before."
7. Something about the two towers.
8. "The eagles are cumming!" [note: for this one you must have previously nicknamed your penis "the eagles."]
9. "You have my sword."
#75 to #4 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
This explains why treebeard was so excited to go south...
#60 to #4 - moxmortuus
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Are you an orc? because every time you're near my Sting glows.

#71 to #60 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Da ****, your dick glows 0_0
#38 to #4 - taye
Reply +3
(05/11/2013) [-]
Guess I'll give her my axe then..
#7 to #4 - bamboole
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(05/10/2013) [-]
don't forget: they're taking the hobbits to isengard!