middle earth. . I' m may on an adventure!. Possible sexual references: 1. "I don't recall the Blue Mountains being so large." 2. " We should make for the Gap of Rohan." 3. "There
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User avatar #4 - beren (05/10/2013) [-]
Possible sexual references:
1. "I don't recall the Blue Mountains being so large."
2. " We should make for the Gap of Rohan."
3. "There is no choice but to make for the Crack of Doom."
4. "The Lonely Mountain isn't anymore."
5. "I would love to make a go at the peak of Caradhras before mining Moria."
6. "I've never seen it so wet down south before."
7. Something about the two towers.
8. "The eagles are cumming!" [note: for this one you must have previously nicknamed your penis "the eagles."]
9. "You have my sword."
#7 to #4 - bamboole (05/10/2013) [-]
don't forget: they're taking the hobbits to isengard!
User avatar #60 to #4 - moxmortuus ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Are you an orc? because every time you're near my Sting glows.

#71 to #60 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Da **** , your dick glows 0_0
#75 to #4 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
This explains why treebeard was so excited to go south...
#38 to #4 - taye (05/11/2013) [-]
Guess I'll give her my axe then..
#23 - jinapayne (05/10/2013) [-]
I'll have you for second breakfast   
Mind if I go in your hobbit hole   
You have my sword and my bow if I can have dat ass   
I'll make you scream like the Nazgul   
I've got my EYE (of Sauron) on you   
I am never late, nor am I early, I cum precisely when I mean to   
I would like to take an adventure through your Middle Earth   
Mind if I search through your Mines of Moria   
May I have an inn at your Prancing Pony?   
Are you an Orc? You are making my Sting glow   
You shall not pass until I get a piece of that ass   
Can I take my hobbit to your Isengard? (small penis)   
Take off your WeatherTOP   
Wanna taste my Gandalf the White?   
You can blow my horn of Gondor   
Can I touch you Misty Mountains?   
Can I slip my finger in your precious?   
   
#smoothpickuplinesbygandalf
I'll have you for second breakfast
Mind if I go in your hobbit hole
You have my sword and my bow if I can have dat ass
I'll make you scream like the Nazgul
I've got my EYE (of Sauron) on you
I am never late, nor am I early, I cum precisely when I mean to
I would like to take an adventure through your Middle Earth
Mind if I search through your Mines of Moria
May I have an inn at your Prancing Pony?
Are you an Orc? You are making my Sting glow
You shall not pass until I get a piece of that ass
Can I take my hobbit to your Isengard? (small penis)
Take off your WeatherTOP
Wanna taste my Gandalf the White?
You can blow my horn of Gondor
Can I touch you Misty Mountains?
Can I slip my finger in your precious?

#smoothpickuplinesbygandalf

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#50 to #23 - paelaer (05/11/2013) [-]
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#15 - chism (05/10/2013) [-]
i'd destroy her hobbit hole
i'd destroy her hobbit hole
User avatar #65 to #15 - bowlerpipe (05/11/2013) [-]
why would you do such a thing? hobbit holes are cool

but I would stick me penis in her vagina
#41 - aconfuseddonut (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd climb her misty mountains
I'd climb her misty mountains
#33 - Ottovan (05/10/2013) [-]
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY



PENETRATE BACKDOR
#26 - nim (05/10/2013) [-]
I found it. And wanted to buy it. Then I saw the price was $110. :(
I found it. And wanted to buy it. Then I saw the price was $110. :(
#61 to #26 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Link plz?
#59 to #26 - John Cena (05/11/2013) [-]
Where did you find it?
User avatar #27 - marohawk (05/10/2013) [-]
Those are the breast mountains I have ever seen on a map!
#21 - neocortex (05/10/2013) [-]
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Mordor would be around her butt region then :D
User avatar #25 to #21 - lnizzle (05/10/2013) [-]
I think that would be Moria
#49 - therealdoctor ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
#68 to #49 - arialynx (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm so glad I started watching Doctor Who.
I'm so glad I started watching Doctor Who.
#40 - uberpokeman ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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#67 - anticitezenone (05/11/2013) [-]
A: Go swimming
B: Go canoeing
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#62 - lostdagame (05/11/2013) [-]
Gonna need 13 dwarfs for this one
Gonna need 13 dwarfs for this one
#57 - istrollid (05/11/2013) [-]
I guess i'm going swimming
User avatar #63 to #57 - azraelthemage (05/11/2013) [-]
You know, because of this pic. I can't help but play the Godzilla theme in my head as he rises out of the water.
User avatar #77 to #57 - CaptainWaffles (05/11/2013) [-]
Indeed, the southern shores are quite wet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - paronix (05/11/2013) [-]
**** you, you brilliant bastard. You beat me to it. Take my thumb, and god speed.
#43 - triggathepirate (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, you have my sword.   
Yes I read #4
Well, you have my sword.
Yes I read #4
#14 - therealcjb (05/10/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
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User avatar #8 to #2 - noobier (05/10/2013) [-]
dat profile pic
User avatar #44 - sirreginald (05/11/2013) [-]
Just like the movies. You only get to finish the adventure after giving a Ring to her Mount Doom....
User avatar #9 - rabaneristo (05/10/2013) [-]
I'd burn her ring all night long...
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