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So I was minding my own business and boom! A handicapped gentleman came on me

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#2 - sorenlolz ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
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This is going to sound crazy but Raiden from Mortal Kombat stole my identity.\
MFW
#14 - jinxbomb (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i lost track of time because a hasidic jew made me find jesus

sory i'm late, the ghost of margaret thatcher texted racial slurs from my phone

you're never going to belive this, but a tirceratops named penelope tried to seduce me

beg you a thousand pardons, but godzilla called my "too gay to fly a kite" whatever that means...

i couldn't help it, the entire roman empire tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.

Holy moses! kevin Ware's legbone gave me a hickey.
#28 - jamesrustler (05/10/2013) [-]
I couldn't be more apologetic, but the offensive line of the '76 Dallas Cowboys stole my bicycle
#44 - daragon (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
''I lost Track of time because Princess Peach crapped in my gas tank''   
Started out well, but in the end there's still shit in my gas tank.
''I lost Track of time because Princess Peach crapped in my gas tank''
Started out well, but in the end there's still shit in my gas tank.
#8 - jostech (05/10/2013) [-]
Guess what happened a Hasidic jew crapped in my GAS-TANK
#22 - finni (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but the ghost of Hitler tried to seduce me
#38 - winglit (05/10/2013) [-]
I swear it wasn't my fault Kevin Costner's stunt double pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio... This will be my excuse next time Im late for something
#30 - joeyliquid (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got rid of logo at bottom right, if anyone wants as a reaction/wallpaper or something.
User avatar #7 - pwoneill (05/10/2013) [-]
"Don't blame me, The offensive line of the '76 Dallas cowboys called me too gay to fly a kite!"
#5 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but, Hitlers ghost pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
User avatar #3 - sepheroth (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Holy Moses! My mom pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
#1 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
This is a terrible excuse, but the entire Roman Empire came on me.
#86 - Bly (05/11/2013) [-]
So i was minding my own business and BOOM! The ghost of Hitler pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
So i was minding my own business and BOOM! The ghost of Hitler pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
User avatar #85 - Kingsteveooo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a terrible excuse, Mayor McCheese slept with my uncle
User avatar #98 to #85 - mccheese (05/11/2013) [-]
NO I DIDN'T!
#51 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
I feel terrible, but Scroodge McDuck crapped in my gas tank.
(and made me pay for it)
User avatar #47 - bubbabrent (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I couldn't help it, my mom came on me.
User avatar #43 - GodofTV (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I'm late guv'na the entire Roman empire tried to seduce me.
#42 - doggstar (05/11/2013) [-]
i couldn't help it. godzilla pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio
#34 - niggerlips (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**niggerlips rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at MFW thumbing down comments. ** im sorry but raiden from mortal kombat spin kicked me in the collarbone

best excuse ever
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I lost track of time because the whole Roman Empire tried to seduce me.
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