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So I was minding my own business and boom! A handicapped gentleman came on me

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#2 - sorenlolz (05/10/2013) [-]
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This is going to sound crazy but Raiden from Mortal Kombat stole my identity.\
MFW
#14 - jinxbomb (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i lost track of time because a hasidic jew made me find jesus

sory i'm late, the ghost of margaret thatcher texted racial slurs from my phone

you're never going to belive this, but a tirceratops named penelope tried to seduce me

beg you a thousand pardons, but godzilla called my "too gay to fly a kite" whatever that means...

i couldn't help it, the entire roman empire tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.

Holy moses! kevin Ware's legbone gave me a hickey.
#28 - jamesrustler (05/10/2013) [-]
I couldn't be more apologetic, but the offensive line of the '76 Dallas Cowboys stole my bicycle
#44 - daragon (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
''I lost Track of time because Princess Peach crapped in my gas tank''   
Started out well, but in the end there's still 						****					 in my gas tank.
''I lost Track of time because Princess Peach crapped in my gas tank''
Started out well, but in the end there's still **** in my gas tank.
#8 - jostech (05/10/2013) [-]
Guess what happened a Hasidic jew crapped in my GAS-TANK
#22 - finni (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but the ghost of Hitler tried to seduce me
#38 - winglit ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I swear it wasn't my fault Kevin Costner's stunt double pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio... This will be my excuse next time Im late for something
#30 - joeyliquid ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got rid of logo at bottom right, if anyone wants as a reaction/wallpaper or something.
User avatar #7 - pwoneill (05/10/2013) [-]
"Don't blame me, The offensive line of the '76 Dallas cowboys called me too gay to fly a kite!"
User avatar #3 - sepheroth ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Holy Moses! My mom pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
#96 - bottleofrum (05/11/2013) [-]
sorry i'm late.. scrooge mcduck came on me.
#95 - thekich (05/11/2013) [-]
The most unbelievable thing just happened Kevin Spacey ate a banana whole.
The most unbelievable thing just happened Kevin Spacey ate a banana whole.
#86 - Bly (05/11/2013) [-]
So i was minding my own business and BOOM! The ghost of Hitler pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
So i was minding my own business and BOOM! The ghost of Hitler pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio.
User avatar #85 - Kingsteveooo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a terrible excuse, Mayor McCheese slept with my uncle
User avatar #98 to #85 - mccheese (05/11/2013) [-]
NO I DIDN'T!
User avatar #47 - bubbabrent (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I couldn't help it, my mom came on me.
User avatar #43 - GodofTV (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I'm late guv'na the entire Roman empire tried to seduce me.
#42 - doggstar (05/11/2013) [-]
i couldn't help it. godzilla pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded fellatio
#34 - niggerlips (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at MFW thumbing down comments. ** im sorry but raiden from mortal kombat spin kicked me in the collarbone

best excuse ever
User avatar #62 - nighthawxx (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but the entire roman empire came on me
User avatar #36 - lnyanchl (05/10/2013) [-]
The most unbelievable thing just happened. My mom...broke into my house.
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