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#7 - rprol (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I genuinely felt cheated when the natives won in that film. I just felt like I had watched the 'family friendly' ending rather than the true ending. The film could have been an epic documenting the relentless consumption of resources no matter the moral cost but seemed to wimp out.
I genuinely felt cheated when the natives won in that film. I just felt like I had watched the 'family friendly' ending rather than the true ending. The film could have been an epic documenting the relentless consumption of resources no matter the moral cost but seemed to wimp out.
#1 - zestyfiesta ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Spam as your pity. anal." -Text recognizer
The quote would be so much better if it just ended here
#16 - mikeliterous (05/10/2013) [-]
Human master race reporting in.
#15 - cydom (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The thing that pissed me off was that there was really nothing gained by the ending other than a "lesson" to teach mankind, that they can't take whatever they want. Problem bieng it translates into "These aliens are dangerous and cannot be negotiated with, as was our initial hope, before our negotiators went native."

Also as far as I understood it, the situation on earth was dire, with his brother killed and Jake crippled as a result of the wars and terrorist acts which are now commonplace thanks to the collapse of our energy supply.


The main good guys basically fail to do their jobs to help displace and move on the people in the tree so they can get to "THE LARGEST DEPOSIT ON THE PLANET" and then go home. This wasn't a step along the way, this was the mother load before they may as well turn back and go home. They **** up all attempts at peacefully resolving the situation, become so heavily invested in them they refuse to see any compromise and then force the hand of the paramilitaries, many of whom are told will likely die on this planet and therefore are clearly desperate to be taking this job, all probably having sob stories like Jakes disability, like a sick daughter to take care of or their own crippling diseases before it kills them.

Their attempt to negotiate were only hampered by their negotiators. Humanity proved they could move them by force, but instead spent billions on making bodies they could use to effectively communicate with them.

In the end, the true monsters are the human commander who seems to enjoy this all, and Jake, who, hellbent on revenge (or more likely re-proving himself given his later stunts) rallies up the entire planet to remove the humans, who he probably knew would leave after mining the tree anyway. So nothing is achieved apart from revenge, he forced the hands of the humans who respond to him raising an army and are then slaughtered as well as the aliens and sets Earth back into a desperate decline.

**** you Jake Sully.
User avatar #3 - dabronydude (05/10/2013) [-]
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wow that was, amazing.
#11 - pocoyothegreat (05/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If the movie wasn't complete 						********					, they would've surely given some LIBERTY to those tree huggers...
If the movie wasn't complete ******** , they would've surely given some LIBERTY to those tree huggers...
User avatar #14 to #11 - mrwalkerfour (05/10/2013) [-]
probability that they came back with ALOT more soldiers and combat systems, and obliterated them is high. no business would just give up a trillion dollar operation because some blue alins beat there "guard force"
#8 - platapus (05/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He is going on about the wonders that humanity has acheived, but most of those acheivements were created on the back of suffering. the pyramids were built with slaves, the industrial revelution was to the backdrop of hideous poverty, we spend millions on space travel when people are starving to death. Humanity may have acheived more than the Navi, but we have a much ******** track record

And that film sucked.

end rant
#19 to #8 - sonsofsol (05/10/2013) [-]
Suffering builds wonders. Nothing truly great was ever achieved without some poor bastard sacrificing something. Admittedly its not always the right bastard.

Also if your going to use the "no space travel because people starve" argument turn over your computer and internet connection because both wouldn't exist in the same way without our space exploration and attendant technologies. Go aid the starving if its so important because space is important too.

The film was pretty if predictable.

end of rant.

ps: I don't hate you but you were WRONG ON THE INTERNET. It's srs bisnes
#31 - fitemeirl (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here, take the big wallpaper version.
#30 - whoovesthedoctor (05/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The main problem i had with the movie was that the advanced earth civilization had the technology to transverse the stars in large transport ships, but did not have the capability of firing long-range missiles from orbit?

and for those who can, re-read the speech in his voice
User avatar #50 - chayio (05/11/2013) [-]
"We cannot match the strength of wolves. We cannot hear a grasshopper alight five meters away in a jungle. We cannot walk on branches without slipping and falling. We cannot interface with animals to make them tolerate us. We do not have neural links to a planetary deity to receive instructions on how to thrive in a hostile environment."

"We are frail in body, not mind or soul. We are not weak because we fight in armor. We are not cowardly because we strike our enemies from afar. We are not evil because we harness the power of destruction. It is merely equalization. We are somewhere in the middle of all the life on our planet, and every one of them has and is trying to kill us."

"See this hammer? This is a tool, a weapon, and a means. With this hammer, we battled the world's greatest terrors and won. With this hammer, we built villages, towns, cities, metropolises, civilizations. With this hammer, we harnessed fire, steel, and lightning to our bidding. We constructed machines, vehicles, and titans of iron to tame the wilderness. We fought our way into our place in the world. We did all this; to forge a safer place for our children. If there is a better way, we did not receive any messages."

"And do not talk to me of your 'moral integrity'. I have seen rage, jealousy, religious indignation, lust, apathy, and failure to forgive amongst you. There is nothing wrong with our nature that you do not have."

"In the end? You are no better, Na'vi."
#41 - eaglesftw (05/11/2013) [-]
If you read this in an optimus prime voice it makes it beyond badass.
#6 - TierceJaphrimel (05/10/2013) [-]
Didn't that guy die?
#47 - iamphoenix (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's this? An inspirational picture thread? Why, I do declare!
#35 - voidwards (05/11/2013) [-]
Humans forge alliances and Federations.
Terrans forge Empires.
Humans get abducted by aliens and anal probed.
Terrans slaughter invading fleets and burn their worlds to the ground.
#9 - trumpetplayar (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why do I not remember this line in the film?
#29 to #9 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Because 'La la hippy-dippy love the trees and blue monkeys' was decided to be the more public-friendly message.
User avatar #4 - gilliam (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And is there anything wrong with a population living in in comfort the way they did before you arived?
#10 to #4 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes there is: they won't be likely to keep you away from getting things your way, over them if necessary, now that you have arrived.
User avatar #37 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've never seen this movie, but it recalls something from Mass Effect's 'Encyclopedia' about the Humans compared to the other races.

How humans only live for about 125 years (In the future), and they use that time to build, expand, create, and destroy. This made humans the most determined and abled species, or some **** like that.
User avatar #44 to #37 - TimBisley (05/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it was Liara or another asari who said that, and how they thought a short lifespan was a weakness but came to see it as a strength, giving us our drive and determination.
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#42 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Human, reporting in.
User avatar #5 - viscerys (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't they all live in a massive hollowed-out tree?
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