One theory. . can Two At A TIME.. Girl's Bathroom. Toilet seat is up. Someone is living a life of lies.
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User avatar #3 - roflsaucer (05/10/2013) [-]
Girl's Bathroom.
Toilet seat is up.

Someone is living a life of lies.
User avatar #28 to #3 - areandara (05/10/2013) [-]
maybe they were in thailand
#8 - pendumonium (05/10/2013) [-]
The real reason it is like that in the first place
User avatar #13 to #8 - Znoflats (05/10/2013) [-]
******* better than the content!
#15 to #13 - CactusFantastico (05/10/2013) [-]
*******		 is better than most other things so I think that comment is pretty redundant
******* is better than most other things so I think that comment is pretty redundant
#45 to #15 - cthumoo (05/10/2013) [-]
myGIFnow
myGIFnow
#30 - linajunk (05/10/2013) [-]
and they do this
and they do this
#56 to #30 - Temari (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 - potatophucker (05/10/2013) [-]
Interesting...
User avatar #52 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/10/2013) [-]
Alpha formation is the reason the toilets are disgusting, and why they have to use alpha formation.
#4 - mtandy (05/10/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
#11 - tvrulestwo (05/10/2013) [-]
girls go to the bathroom in pairs because the all remember what happened to hermione when she went to the bathroom alone, she got attacked by a troll
#6 - yunnie (05/10/2013) [-]
what have you done you exposed the secret
what have you done you exposed the secret
#19 to #6 - shaddowmarshal (05/10/2013) [-]
whats this from?
User avatar #23 to #19 - HordeyWordey (05/10/2013) [-]
Rozen Maiden I think
#72 to #23 - shaddowmarshal (05/11/2013) [-]
thank you kindly good sir
thank you kindly good sir
#10 - stabiloboss (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh girls.
Oh girls.
#16 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
well if girls weren't so damn disgusting when it comes to public restrooms. then you wouldn't have to worry about this **** . i work at a fast food restaurant and the men's room is always flawless (minus a few drops below the urinal from little kids due to lack of size). women's restroom **** covered pantyhose in the freaking tampon dispenser... i had to clean it. i took at least 14 showers that night......
< what the restroom looks like after cleaning the following night
User avatar #20 to #16 - TheFreak (05/10/2013) [-]
Look dude, even if the toilet looks pristine most girls don't want to sit on it unless they know it was just cleaned.
User avatar #27 to #20 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
then don't use it. someone has to clean up the **** rings on the toilet. besides we have those paper things so use one of those don't piss and **** on something someone needs to clean (at least not on the part that isn't meant to be pissed and **** on). it's common ******* courtesy.
also when i clean toilets they sparkle ... just because it's a **** job (literally). doesn't mean i don't take pride in my work.
User avatar #33 to #27 - TheFreak (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't use the toilet at all just because you don't want to rub your bare ass on something someone else was just rubbing their bare ass on? Yeah, that sounds reasonable. Those tissue paper toilet-condoms don't keep the piss from soaking through if it's already on the seat.

And for the record, it is possible to do the squat-piss and do it neatly. It's the nasty bitches that get it all over the place and then the follow-up nasty bitches that go "It's already filthy, no point in keeping it clean now."
User avatar #34 to #33 - Fgner (05/10/2013) [-]
1) No disease or anything are transmitted ass cheek to ass cheek. Sure, it might be a little weird if it's still warm - but I'm a dude and I don't mind sitting on a toilet seat when I take a dump in a public bathroom?

2) Wow, here's a thought - look where you're about to sit? If there is piss on the seat, wipe it off with TP. It's ******* porcelain - it doesn't absorb piss.
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User avatar #40 to #38 - Fgner (05/10/2013) [-]
...Touche Jester... touche...
User avatar #43 to #40 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
but i guess since women a bleeding hole constantly between their legs they worry about these things
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User avatar #39 to #37 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
unless there is an open wound
User avatar #54 to #33 - roflsaucer (05/10/2013) [-]
I don't get this. When I have to use the public bathroom and I have to take a **** the first thing I do is check the seat. If there's piss on the seat, you know what I DON'T do?
I don't try and calculate the trajectory of my **** so I can hover over the toilet just right to not miss.
I wipe down the seat with a bunch of toilet paper ( who knew something so convenient was so close to the toilet?) and continue with my business. It isn't THAT hard of a concept.
User avatar #35 to #33 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
not saying you are one but 9 chances out of 10 they are going to piss or **** on the seat. do like i do take alcohol wipes and rub the seat down or even hand cleaner. (trust me your hands are dirtier then your ass cheek) then sit i usually just wipe it down with toilet paper before i sit.
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#17 to #16 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm going to call bs on that.. ^
User avatar #18 to #17 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
the picture is obviously sarcasm but it what it feels like after i clean it everynight...
User avatar #29 to #16 - bighairyfart (05/10/2013) [-]
You should read McDisasters...
User avatar #44 to #29 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
did and i feel his feels .... minus douche manager getting fired...
#24 to #16 - veryspecialagent (05/10/2013) [-]
Hey 			************		, it's not the size that counts it's how you use it...   
   
Yes, that's all I took from your comment because I'm that self consious.   
   
Oh wait... you meant how tall the kid was... I'ma go run away and die now.
Hey ************ , it's not the size that counts it's how you use it...

Yes, that's all I took from your comment because I'm that self consious.

Oh wait... you meant how tall the kid was... I'ma go run away and die now.
#26 to #24 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
my sides!!! pain!!! so much lol
#55 - tropicalbonerfish (05/10/2013) [-]
We just go together to talk about other people's love life and not get raped.
#63 to #55 - fordun (05/10/2013) [-]
Why not just carry a knife, pepper spray, or a gun?
#64 to #55 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
how would you get raped in the girls bathroom? only girls are allowed in there.
User avatar #57 to #55 - thebritishguy (05/10/2013) [-]
why do girls think everyone wants to rape them? it seems a little egotistical to me, I should rape those girls
User avatar #73 to #57 - tropicalbonerfish (05/11/2013) [-]
we don't think that everybody is going to rape us but we are cautious.
#32 - lieutenantderp (05/10/2013) [-]
&gt;Girls bathroom   
&gt;Seat is UP.   
   
mfw
>Girls bathroom
>Seat is UP.

mfw
#14 - origin (05/10/2013) [-]
what if there were two fat girls, crane lift formation?
User avatar #22 - schmitty (05/10/2013) [-]
Girls literally just ******* sit there while they piss, how the **** does it get that god damn dirty in the first place? Girls doing **** like that is how probably got that dirty.
#47 to #22 - jiltist ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
McDisasters.
User avatar #31 to #22 - linajunk (05/10/2013) [-]
there is always some nasty skank trying to **** all over the place ...
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#59 - zombiesnipertwo (05/10/2013) [-]
**zombiesnipertwo rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Swag ** also why women bathrooms are the most dirty ones
User avatar #9 - panini (05/10/2013) [-]
is this y sometimes there is left over **** in an unclogged toilet WITH A ******* SENSER HOLY **** IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW
User avatar #5 - HarvietheDinkle (05/10/2013) [-]
.......no stall?
User avatar #12 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
That can't be a woman's bathroom i don't see a used tampon on the floor.
#46 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
**** YOU POSTING PONE
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#49 to #46 - zakaizer (05/10/2013) [-]
How much longer do you expect to last, out of curiosity?
#60 to #49 - icametocomment (05/10/2013) [-]
That weird feeling when you see something cropped from porn outside the porn.
#71 to #60 - zakaizer (05/10/2013) [-]
Fantastic porn though, really well made
Fantastic porn though, really well made
User avatar #50 to #49 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
An hour.
User avatar #51 to #50 - zakaizer (05/10/2013) [-]
Good luck with that, then, and god have mercy on your soul, for the FJ brethren will not.
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User avatar #70 to #67 - zakaizer (05/10/2013) [-]
Furry stuff that comes from porn, about lesbians, giving the image that bit more brilliance.
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