One theory

#3 - roflsaucer

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Girl's Bathroom.
Toilet seat is up.

Someone is living a life of lies.

#28 to #3 - areandara

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maybe they were in thailand

#7 to #3 - icameheretotroll

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#8 - pendumonium

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The real reason it is like that in the first place

#13 to #8 - Znoflats

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******* better than the content!

#15 to #13 - CactusFantastico

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******* is better than most other things so I think that comment is pretty redundant

#45 to #15 - cthumoo

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myGIFnow

#30 - linajunk

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and they do this

#56 to #30 - Temari

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#58 to #56 - millex

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Yum

#16 - hellsjester

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well if girls weren't so damn disgusting when it comes to public restrooms. then you wouldn't have to worry about this ****. i work at a fast food restaurant and the men's room is always flawless (minus a few drops below the urinal from little kids due to lack of size). women's restroom **** covered pantyhose in the freaking tampon dispenser... i had to clean it. i took at least 14 showers that night......
< what the restroom looks like after cleaning the following night

#17 to #16 - anon id: 34a41517

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I'm going to call bs on that.. ^

#18 to #17 - hellsjester

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the picture is obviously sarcasm but it what it feels like after i clean it everynight...

#20 to #16 - TheFreak

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Look dude, even if the toilet looks pristine most girls don't want to sit on it unless they know it was just cleaned.

#27 to #20 - hellsjester

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then don't use it. someone has to clean up the **** rings on the toilet. besides we have those paper things so use one of those don't piss and **** on something someone needs to clean (at least not on the part that isn't meant to be pissed and **** on). it's common ******* courtesy.
also when i clean toilets they sparkle ... just because it's a **** job (literally). doesn't mean i don't take pride in my work.

#33 to #27 - TheFreak

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Don't use the toilet at all just because you don't want to rub your bare ass on something someone else was just rubbing their bare ass on? Yeah, that sounds reasonable. Those tissue paper toilet-condoms don't keep the piss from soaking through if it's already on the seat.

And for the record, it is possible to do the squat-piss and do it neatly. It's the nasty bitches that get it all over the place and then the follow-up nasty bitches that go "It's already filthy, no point in keeping it clean now."

#34 to #33 - Fgner

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1) No disease or anything are transmitted ass cheek to ass cheek. Sure, it might be a little weird if it's still warm - but I'm a dude and I don't mind sitting on a toilet seat when I take a dump in a public bathroom?

2) Wow, here's a thought - look where you're about to sit? If there is piss on the seat, wipe it off with TP. It's ******* porcelain - it doesn't absorb piss.

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#40 to #38 - Fgner

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...Touche Jester... touche...

#43 to #40 - hellsjester

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but i guess since women a bleeding hole constantly between their legs they worry about these things

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#37 to #34 - hellsjester

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#39 to #37 - hellsjester

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unless there is an open wound

#54 to #33 - roflsaucer

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I don't get this. When I have to use the public bathroom and I have to take a **** the first thing I do is check the seat. If there's piss on the seat, you know what I DON'T do?
I don't try and calculate the trajectory of my **** so I can hover over the toilet just right to not miss.
I wipe down the seat with a bunch of toilet paper ( who knew something so convenient was so close to the toilet?) and continue with my business. It isn't THAT hard of a concept.

#35 to #33 - hellsjester

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not saying you are one but 9 chances out of 10 they are going to piss or **** on the seat. do like i do take alcohol wipes and rub the seat down or even hand cleaner. (trust me your hands are dirtier then your ass cheek) then sit i usually just wipe it down with toilet paper before i sit.

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#29 to #16 - bighairyfart

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You should read McDisasters...

#44 to #29 - hellsjester

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did and i feel his feels .... minus douche manager getting fired...

#24 to #16 - veryspecialagent

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Hey ************, it's not the size that counts it's how you use it...

Yes, that's all I took from your comment because I'm that self consious.

Oh wait... you meant how tall the kid was... I'ma go run away and die now.

#26 to #24 - hellsjester

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my sides!!! pain!!! so much lol