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User avatar #1 - shinnok (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mario breaks the blocks with his hand, not his head.
#35 - jbails (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - MidgetFever (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's almost like it's a NOT real life!
#61 - turretbuddy (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HOLY 						****					 WHY IS EVERYONE SO RETARDED.   
   
MARIO USES HIS FIST TO BREAK BLOCKS.
HOLY **** WHY IS EVERYONE SO RETARDED.

MARIO USES HIS FIST TO BREAK BLOCKS.
User avatar #44 - tuckthisphit (05/10/2013) [-]
GTA Logic:
Guys,he went to the ocean !
All units dive directly to ocean with your cars
#73 - flipninefive (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MARIO PUNCHES BLOCKS!
User avatar #60 - zytherman (05/10/2013) [-]
With his HEAD

You filthy casual
User avatar #92 - Fgner (05/10/2013) [-]
> Mario punches blocks to break them. Doesn't use his head.
> Have you ever worn full gear? It's pretty heavy. If you look at the animations, they're constantly jogging at a reasonable pace. Sprinting, however, is ******* hard and wears you out quickly. So this makes damned sense.
> Bow and arrow because it's silent? Plus it has unlimited ammo as you can just pick up the bolts/arrows again. Also works as a slingshot for many other things (like explosive arrows). The bow is also pretty high tech. His nanosuit makes him pretty much all powerful, drawing the string requires no effort anyway. Why not?
> Also a high level character, usually. Obviously the world has magic, so the less armor might mean the more enchantments the armor has. Because the magic is now used to protect the user, having excess armor would just weigh them down. So it makes sense to have as little as possible.
> He's also a carpenter. And a mechanic. And a waiter. And a soldier. Etc. All in all, Mario is God.
> Ever heard of a wig?
> Have you ever been in a serious fight? If you start losing, more and more adrenaline will get pumped into your body; more and more other drugs are pumped as well to reduce the pain. As well, you'll start getting more violent and aggressive in desparety. So yes, that makes sense.
> Makes sense. Naturally the more effort we put into something, the more the outcome. If I swing a sword, swinging harder makes the attack stronger. Subconsciously, that kind of instinct and understanding of physics follows when I play a game.

And finally

> They're video games. They do what's necessary to be fun and entertaining. So what if they don't make sense, leave this analytic behavior to Game Theory.
#68 - kotos (05/10/2013) [-]
gee willakers. Realism and logic in a game? That sounds boring as all **** . When I am tired of working/yard work ect. And dealing whit real people it's nice to unwind and play a game where the main guy ***** rainbows that kill hobos. I don't question it I just accept I got the high score.
#40 - torgyik (05/10/2013) [-]
I am so sick of seeing this post
User avatar #33 - grrphc (05/10/2013) [-]
Mario breaks blocks with his fists.
And don't try to blame this **** on "Well it's not mine..."
Don't ******* repost then.
#17 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All gamers are virgin nerds.
#31 to #17 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
All bad trolls are virgin nerds.
#59 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
ive lost track of how many times ive seen this
User avatar #58 - ronyx (05/10/2013) [-]
This has been reposted so many times that every time it's more pixelated.
#53 - buttholee (05/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Because, you know, soldiers aren't people and don't get tired
#77 to #75 - lordaurion (05/10/2013) [-]
I never said it didn't suck, but the people you play in these games are supposed to be able to do that.
User avatar #47 - QuestionMarks (05/10/2013) [-]
Mario uses a fist not his freaking head
User avatar #46 - ivoryhammer (05/10/2013) [-]
So video games are different from real life? Who'da thunk?
#36 - crazyeyedbioll (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the call of duty one is because that elite soldier is carrying many pounds of combat gear, equipment, 2 or 3 guns, and is keeping a fast pace the entire battle, you can only Sprint for 15 seconds is pretty ******* badass if you ask me. you try running with all that **** on
#32 - nucularwar (05/10/2013) [-]
Multi million dollar fortune
uses a bow and arrow

(still a badass)
User avatar #10 - Shramin (05/10/2013) [-]
The soldiers in most FPS games are always running, sprinting and running are to different things.
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