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User avatar #1 - juicyjuice (05/09/2013) [-]
Then someone comes along and sits on him. How could you possibly keep your composure?
#30 to #1 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
to be honest i have done that before, and when people sit on you its like the beanbag just flops more around you and you just feel cushioned pressure... depending on how good and full the beanbag is
#94 to #1 - jinkazama (05/10/2013) [-]
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Well i assume this is during class time hence the avoiding PE. Therefore it's unlikely that a person will come here to sit.
#145 to #1 - ishotthedeputy (05/10/2013) [-]
I'd have a hard time not ejaculating either
User avatar #5 to #1 - ilovemyguns (05/09/2013) [-]
Why the **** do you even exist? For the first 2 seconds I chew you, it's like "Aw hell yeah this is heavenly bliss", and after those two wonderful seconds you lose all your flavor and become worthless. **** you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - IAmManbearpig (05/09/2013) [-]
I believe you're thinking of Juicy Fruit; Juicy Juice is juice
User avatar #9 to #8 - IAmManbearpig (05/10/2013) [-]
juice no longer seems like a word...
#111 to #9 - kernelstack (05/10/2013) [-]
In psychology, jamais vu (pron.: /ˈʒɑːmeɪ ˈvuː/; from French, meaning "never seen") is the phenomenon of experiencing a situation that one recognizes in some fashion, but that nonetheless seems very unfamiliar.   
   
Often described as the opposite of déjà vu, jamais vu involves a sense of eeriness and the observer's impression of seeing the situation for the first time, despite rationally knowing that he or she has been in the situation before.   
   
Jamais vu is most commonly experienced when a person momentarily does not recognise a word, person, or place that he or she already knows,[1] and it is more rarely experienced with people and places.   
   
The phenomenon is often grouped with déjà vu and tip of the tongue.   
   
The TimesOnline reports:   
Chris Moulin, of Leeds University, asked 92 volunteers to write out "door" 30 times in 60 seconds. At the International Conference on Memory in Sydney last week he reported that 68 percent of volunteers showed symptoms of jamais vu, such as beginning to doubt that "door" was a real word. Dr Moulin believes that a similar brain fatigue underlies a phenomenon observed in some schizophrenia patients: that a familiar person has been replaced by an impostor. Dr Moulin suggests they could be suffering from chronic jamais vu.[2]   
   
   
TL;DR: Should have read it, bro...
In psychology, jamais vu (pron.: /ˈʒɑːmeɪ ˈvuː/; from French, meaning "never seen") is the phenomenon of experiencing a situation that one recognizes in some fashion, but that nonetheless seems very unfamiliar.

Often described as the opposite of déjà vu, jamais vu involves a sense of eeriness and the observer's impression of seeing the situation for the first time, despite rationally knowing that he or she has been in the situation before.

Jamais vu is most commonly experienced when a person momentarily does not recognise a word, person, or place that he or she already knows,[1] and it is more rarely experienced with people and places.

The phenomenon is often grouped with déjà vu and tip of the tongue.

The TimesOnline reports:
Chris Moulin, of Leeds University, asked 92 volunteers to write out "door" 30 times in 60 seconds. At the International Conference on Memory in Sydney last week he reported that 68 percent of volunteers showed symptoms of jamais vu, such as beginning to doubt that "door" was a real word. Dr Moulin believes that a similar brain fatigue underlies a phenomenon observed in some schizophrenia patients: that a familiar person has been replaced by an impostor. Dr Moulin suggests they could be suffering from chronic jamais vu.[2]


TL;DR: Should have read it, bro...
User avatar #2 to #1 - yugzer (05/09/2013) [-]
Buns of steel
#10 to #1 - juicyjuice (05/10/2013) [-]
Really wasn't expecting to come back to this and the only comments on it were about my username, thanks guys it gave me a good laugh
Really wasn't expecting to come back to this and the only comments on it were about my username, thanks guys it gave me a good laugh
#14 to #10 - insanepain (05/10/2013) [-]
juicyjuice ?
User avatar #3 to #1 - miscarriage (05/09/2013) [-]
Your username is fruity and thirst quenching.
#7 to #4 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #4 - juicyjuice (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't drink the cactus juice!
User avatar #6 to #3 - OptimaTentacle (05/09/2013) [-]
And 100% real juice
#23 - klotrock (05/10/2013) [-]
Hfw someone sits on the bean bag.
Hfw someone sits on the bean bag.
#33 - blackbriar (05/10/2013) [-]
and then she sits down on the bag
#74 to #33 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
RIP
#27 - stijnverheye (05/10/2013) [-]
will probably backfire
will probably backfire
#143 to #27 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #77 to #27 - poelske ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
your username sounds very dutch
User avatar #144 to #77 - stijnverheye (05/10/2013) [-]
because i am very very Dutch :)
User avatar #18 - vanbarbecue (05/10/2013) [-]
Good friends take pictures and think its funny. Best friends run and jump on the bean bag.
#105 - josieabby (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 - josieabby (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 - bdowns (05/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at HA ** when someone sits on him
#17 - therealsuperderpy (05/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Obviously fool proof.
#58 - zigap (05/10/2013) [-]
Later you're going to see this guy explaining how he is fat because of genetics.
User avatar #62 to #58 - appleboom (05/10/2013) [-]
I HATE that so much.
User avatar #69 to #62 - goonmcnasty (05/10/2013) [-]
I do Sport & Exercise science at university, we had a lecture on that very subject. Apparently there is a "fat gene", however it is extremely rare and also causes the afflicted person's hair to be bright ginger. They had a group of American women who were adamant that they must have been genetically dispositioned to have a slower metabolism, so they were tested.

Turns out that not only is their metabolism not slower, it's actually faster due to maintenance on the extra body weight/functionality.

tl;dr Most fat people have nobody to blame but themselves.
User avatar #130 to #69 - defeats (05/10/2013) [-]
On Embarrassing Bodies they had an episode on fat genetics and if some families are more likely to be fat.
Obviously they got an obese family in to test and the female doctor (one of the shows presenters) was also tested.
When the results came in only one of them possessed what you call the "fat gene" and that was the Doctor from the show, who is super slim.

I'd say what determines if a child will be fat (or teenager) is their parents, but not genetics, how they're brought up. I know people who's parents feed them truck loads per week and don't encourage exercise sometimes even frowning upon it.
Such as, a friend of mine (12 years ago or so) was rarely allowed outside to play because we were all too rough for him apparently, but his mother would happily let us come in his house to play ps2 games.

tl;dr Most fat people have nobody to blame but themselves, but sometimes their parents too.
User avatar #188 to #130 - goonmcnasty (05/11/2013) [-]
Very true, nature v nurture debate. If your parents are fat, the only way you're not going to be fat is if they're always eating the food.
#119 to #69 - wanicochil (05/10/2013) [-]
Just throwing it out there that it is half their fault half isn't   
   
Too many things come into it when your deciding if it's their fault or nor   
   
If the person is mentally healthy, and have a family history of healthy individuals or skinny individuals, yet that person is fat, then yes it is their fault   
   
How ever then comes depression, anxiety, all sorts of different mental problems that eating can be a way to relieve it, and they don't have access or can't get access to any help for the mental disability   
   
I just hate it when people just say "Hurr fat people are fat because they are lazy 			*********		 and it's only their fault"   
   
I'm some what chubby myself, that is why I care about this so much, but isn't entirely my fault (It is somewhat I will agree) but I went through major trauma as a child and I ate like no tomorrow and that is how I put on the weight (Though I can somewhat manage it at the moment)   
   
TL;DR You cannot in most cases generalize that it is only their fault and that they had hold on their situation
Just throwing it out there that it is half their fault half isn't

Too many things come into it when your deciding if it's their fault or nor

If the person is mentally healthy, and have a family history of healthy individuals or skinny individuals, yet that person is fat, then yes it is their fault

How ever then comes depression, anxiety, all sorts of different mental problems that eating can be a way to relieve it, and they don't have access or can't get access to any help for the mental disability

I just hate it when people just say "Hurr fat people are fat because they are lazy ********* and it's only their fault"

I'm some what chubby myself, that is why I care about this so much, but isn't entirely my fault (It is somewhat I will agree) but I went through major trauma as a child and I ate like no tomorrow and that is how I put on the weight (Though I can somewhat manage it at the moment)

TL;DR You cannot in most cases generalize that it is only their fault and that they had hold on their situation
User avatar #122 to #119 - goonmcnasty (05/10/2013) [-]
Your whole comment can be solved by you just rereading when I said "most". I'm not saying they're all lazy.
HOWEVER, if they were less lazy (even if they are only marginally) and more active they would not be in the situation they are in. Of course, some people don't have access to facilities to do this because of money etc, but it's still there.
#101 - mountaintroll (05/10/2013) [-]
Violet?
User avatar #115 to #101 - harbingerwolf (05/10/2013) [-]
Violet you're turning violet, Violet!
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User avatar #128 - kittygerman (05/10/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia, beanbag chair sits on you
User avatar #20 - marcuss (05/10/2013) [-]
what is PE
User avatar #72 to #20 - ktbmnf (05/10/2013) [-]
physical education... i think
User avatar #108 to #20 - octaviano (05/10/2013) [-]
Physical Education. GYM class. Sports.
#110 to #20 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
physical excercise
#59 to #20 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Physical Education
#165 to #20 - sourbewwy (05/10/2013) [-]
Physical education, GYM clas
Physical education, GYM clas
User avatar #21 to #20 - marcuss (05/10/2013) [-]
Prostate exam?
#28 to #21 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Penis examination day.
#31 to #21 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Physical Education. Gym class.
User avatar #24 to #21 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Prostate exams in primary school? Might make things slightly more weird than they already are in most primary schools...
User avatar #25 to #24 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
do you guys remember penis inspection day?
#38 to #25 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh yes, the penis inspection day. i remember the gym teacher would pull the foreskin back to see if we were devolping ok.
User avatar #26 to #25 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Glad I missed that day.
User avatar #46 to #26 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
pfff, you missed out
#190 to #24 - iamphoenix (05/11/2013) [-]
That's why the PE teacher always has his hands on your shoulders to reassure you.

Right guys?

Guys?
User avatar #96 to #21 - irobin (05/10/2013) [-]
Did you just reply to yourself?
User avatar #187 to #96 - infamoustrapper (05/10/2013) [-]
I think he was asking if PE meant that. I don't even know if he intended for that to be funny or even a joke.
User avatar #185 to #96 - largeheadphones (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes, yes he did.
#53 to #21 - anonnumthreeseven (05/10/2013) [-]
Lolwut
#22 to #21 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Physical Education

Gym class, to us normal people
#75 to #21 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
physical education... derp.
#71 - tarmelinga (05/10/2013) [-]
On my friends 9th birthday party we played hide and seek and one of my friends hid under a beanbag in the living room. One of the other children threw herself on the beanbag and the boy underneath got a minor concussion
User avatar #60 - TarnRazor (05/10/2013) [-]
Why on Earth would you skip PE of all classes?
#64 to #60 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe they're doing something he doesn't like that day.
Like climbing ropes.
I'll run laps for days but I hated the rope. I was never meant to be spiderman.
User avatar #67 to #64 - TarnRazor (05/10/2013) [-]
We just played a random sport like football or basketball or something
#68 to #67 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
Same for us most of the time, but then they'd have fitness assessment tests about once a term. You had to do a bunch of exercises and so forth, so as to show that the public education system wasn't leading to a bunch of fatties (which it was.)
User avatar #73 to #64 - multimedia (05/10/2013) [-]
I loved the rope. It only came down once in my 4 years of high school. Climbed that bitch like 5 times in a bunch of different ways.

Then again, I barely weighed over 100 pounds, so there wasn't much work to be done.
User avatar #104 to #60 - halor (05/10/2013) [-]
depending on the grade i would say square dancing... **** was a waste of time
#146 to #104 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
Square dancing on school hours? What
#112 to #60 - tangedal (05/10/2013) [-]
Many do not skip the P.E in it self, but the locker-room afterwards.
If you are, say a late bloomer(or depending on your grade a early bloomer) it can be quite awkward and "scarring".
#149 to #60 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
I skipped PE so that I could go around the rest of the school and do whatever I wanted. The teacher didn't care if I was in PE, and the hall monitors didn't care that I wasn't in class. PE sucked anyway; we would play a few months of sports, do some learning about muscles, do a few weeks of weights, then a few weeks of swimming, then back to sports. Swimming was the only good part.
#37 - skinless (05/10/2013) [-]
dude pe is ******* awesome!
#133 to #37 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
except is isn't at all.
I don't want to do push-ups. I want to run in a field like Kylie Minogue singing something cheery and **** .
I want to do what I want. I hate PE
#156 to #133 - John Cena (05/10/2013) [-]
fat kid detected
User avatar #186 to #133 - skinless (05/10/2013) [-]
found the fatass
User avatar #191 to #37 - bakakinji (05/11/2013) [-]
Only if you have a cool teacher. If your teacher is a total jock, then the nerds will have a really bad time.
User avatar #179 to #37 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
Athletics master race.
User avatar #157 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
PE was totally ******* ruined for me through middle and high school because the teachers were ******* pricks. For example, In high school, I had to have surgery on my toe because I had a really badly infected ingrown toenail, and had to have half of my nail removed. I wasn't supposed to do any activity for a week so that it had time to heal. The PE teacher, Russel, said that for every day that I didn't dress out AND participate, I had to write a 2-page essay on god damn basketball. I had a doctors note and everything. I would dress out and work my ass off every day, despite the fact that I weighed 250 lbs. and suffered from asthma, and this ******** couldn't even cut me some ******* slack. I was on both the football team AND wrestling team for all four years, so I was more active than some of the most healthy kids at school. And Sir Baron von ******** couldn't let me have one week off to let my ******* toe heal.

I am literally going to dance on his grave when he dies. I'm 100% ******* serious. All of the other PE teachers were nice to me, but this guy had it out for me for some reason. ******* **** head.


I honestly had no idea that this was going to turn into a rant...
User avatar #164 to #157 - ivoryhammer (05/10/2013) [-]
I broke my finger playing volley ball and my gym teacher made me play with it
User avatar #167 to #164 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
That's the kind of **** that makes kids hate their teachers
User avatar #171 to #157 - koalasonfire (05/10/2013) [-]
In middle school I went to one of those schools where they send you an approval letter, and the one year I went we did math in every ******* class. Spanish? Let's do math in spanish. Gym? We did ******* math in gym, and if you didn't get the problems right you sat out for the day. And I suck at math.
User avatar #174 to #171 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
What in the flying **** kind of school is that?
User avatar #176 to #174 - koalasonfire (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, it had academy in the name and they really wanted us to pass math.
User avatar #160 to #157 - rafeky (05/10/2013) [-]
Build a bridge, and get over it.
User avatar #162 to #160 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
I'll build a bridge with that ****** on it and blow the sumbitch sky high. THEN I'll get over it.
User avatar #163 to #162 - rafeky (05/10/2013) [-]
If you're past that point in your life, why should you care if that teacher probably doesn't even remember you.
User avatar #166 to #163 - goochmaster (05/10/2013) [-]
No, he definitely does remember me. I had him for four years, the school was in a small town, and I graduated only two years ago.

He remembers.

Everyone does.

#169 to #166 - rafeky (05/10/2013) [-]
****		 it! Just kill him yourself then.
**** it! Just kill him yourself then.
User avatar #177 to #157 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
I never had a teacher that made me do **** through an injury, but this one asshole gym teacher of mine in middle school graded people on performance rather than effort. Now, I wasn't fat in middle school, but i was skinny with no muscles, so I was pretty ******* weak. To get an A you pretty much had to keep up with the alpha lifters and if you couldn't, you got a ****** grade. I worked my ass off and did the best I could, but because I wasn't strong, I ended up getting a D in the class. I ******* hated that asshole.
User avatar #13 - hydromatic (05/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as **** .
#35 to #13 - awesumjjman (05/10/2013) [-]
> skipping physical education
> alpha as ****

nope
User avatar #99 to #35 - hydromatic (05/10/2013) [-]
i was joking
User avatar #125 to #99 - awesumjjman (05/10/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #129 to #35 - botherandbefuddle (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes. I very much am.
#70 - triggathepirate (05/10/2013) [-]
Well if he's fit enough to hide under a beanbag maybe he doesn't need PE.   
Still a lazy, lad.
Well if he's fit enough to hide under a beanbag maybe he doesn't need PE.
Still a lazy, lad.
User avatar #109 to #70 - sirbustyabals (05/10/2013) [-]
Where the hell is this from?
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