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#8 - miscarriage
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(05/09/2013) [-]
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Just made this for future use.
#159 to #8 - pimpslapyoass
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Even Google knows that OP is a faggot.
#90 to #8 - iamjustheretoroll
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at women ** mfw Russian
#146 to #90 - commanderbunbun
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you rolled my image! put it back!
#145 to #90 - commanderbunbun
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#43 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I'm german. We usually say "OP ist eine monströse Schwuchtel, denn er hat jeden Tag zwölf schwarze Negerschwänze im Arsch." I think that's cute.
I'm german. We usually say "OP ist eine monströse Schwuchtel, denn er hat jeden Tag zwölf schwarze Negerschwänze im Arsch." I think that's cute.
#82 to #43 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I went on Google translate, and listened to the english translation. It was like listening to BBC news (heh-heh, BBC)
#148 to #43 - actionfleet
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(05/10/2013) [-]
best thing i read in a long time :P
#157 to #148 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I live hard, but I try harder.
#207 to #43 - ljxjlos
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I once heard someone tell his girlfriend "Ich spann dich auf den Bock und fick dich bis du blutest." It drove tears into my eyes, I always thought romance was dead, but this guy and his words, beautiful as flowers, thaught me better.
I once heard someone tell his girlfriend "Ich spann dich auf den Bock und fick dich bis du blutest." It drove tears into my eyes, I always thought romance was dead, but this guy and his words, beautiful as flowers, thaught me better.
#221 to #207 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Wow, if you think THAT is romantic, let me tell you something. I once heard an old man in the park say to his old wife "Ich werde dich kleine Afronutte gleich so hart von hinten rannehmen, dass deine Augen aus deinem Kopf quillen und dir dann so einen verfickt harten Strahl ins Gesicht schießen, dass du daran verreckst." I literally started tearing up a little, because it seemed like they just belonged together, and it made me feel very warm and fuzzy inside.
#45 to #43 - milomarx **User deleted account**
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#44 to #43 - heresy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I'm german too, and I confirm this.
#50 to #43 - thelordofbutthurt
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(05/10/2013) [-]
OP is a monstrous fagot, because he has every day twelve black ****** dick in the ass

I did not kow that o.o
#51 to #50 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
thx for pointin out the obvious
#65 to #51 - admiralen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
cause everyone knows german
#66 to #65 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, wanna hear a secret?

Google Translate knows german.
#68 to #66 - admiralen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, wanna hear a secret?

You're a faggot.
#69 to #68 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
thx buddy, i try my bestest
#180 to #69 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
"Super epic trold in your gay butthole." -pure Shakespearean genius
#74 to #69 - admiralen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
ofcourse friendo
#86 to #68 - johnnyafire
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Hey pal, wanna hear another secret?
You walked into the wrong swamp, ************.
#97 to #86 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Don't Ogrereact.
Don't Ogrereact.
#100 to #97 - johnnyafire
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I can't help it, dude....I'm on an ogredose.
#138 to #100 - penisflower
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Woah man, no need to be so Ogressive.
Woah man, no need to be so Ogressive.
#96 to #86 - penisflower
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#4 - hoeschy
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(05/09/2013) [-]
********. We say "Lass mich dich umarmen" or " Lass mich dich drücken"- Thats the same meaning as "let me hug you"
#11 to #4 - funkehfrog
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Put this in translate expecting something funny. Sadly disappointed.
#75 to #4 - clapex
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(05/10/2013) [-]
gott bist du dähmlich
#214 to #75 - ljxjlos
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Wer dähmlich mit "h" schreibt ist nämlich...äh, halt, warte, stopp...
#229 to #214 - clapex
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(05/10/2013) [-]
habs extra gegoogled
#6 to #4 - perfonator
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(05/09/2013) [-]
psst... it's a joke
#13 to #6 - marioauditore
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I tried to explain the joke to a german once. He killed all the jews.
#19 to #13 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
In my professionally unprofessional opinion, that joke right there, it sucked.
#12 to #6 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
He's german. Cut him some slack.
#24 to #6 - rainbowrush
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(05/10/2013) [-]
An extremely bad one at that
#10 - thecherry
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Is this supposed to be funny or what?
#15 to #10 - hydromatic
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(05/10/2013) [-]
You're on FunnyJunk aren't you?..




So no.
#27 to #15 - teddykid
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#54 to #15 - xxbutthurtxx
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#25 - unbentgodfather
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#239 to #25 - luckass
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(05/10/2013) [-]
as a german ,this gif pleases my soul to cum into my chair backwards at different space and time settings that i usally ejaculate when im pudding....

i got bee-cancer...let me bee your pee...


op is still fag
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#5 - iamtheblackgoat
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Sounds normal to me
#22 to #5 - sisterblister
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(05/10/2013) [-]
if i remember right i love you too if i dont well.......
#56 to #5 - notsureifanon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
MFW your name
#76 to #5 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Yes, if you love dich...
#23 - taintedangel
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Otherwise known as my mother-in-law.
#33 to #23 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
You dont have one faggot, also nice ****** tv show joke like two and a half men.
#34 to #33 - taintedangel
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Still got thumbs, *******.
Still got thumbs, *******.
#38 to #33 - DemonMatt ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
That's just crazy talk, Ethan. It doesn't make any sense!
#18 - lostdagame
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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#143 to #18 - butonmethitis
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(05/10/2013) [-]
what is this movie called?
#183 to #143 - bathtub
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Crush it Carl
#186 to #183 - butonmethitis
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(05/10/2013) [-]
What, how do you even? My name is Carl.
#202 to #186 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Then crush it, Carl
#189 to #186 - bathtub
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#155 to #143 - leroiv
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(05/10/2013) [-]
wreck it ralph
#156 to #155 - butonmethitis
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#124 - MrMeatStick
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#91 - iamjohngalt
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