um..... ok?. . in germany we don' t say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem deutscher der Einstein's oftern" which translates to "i never want to
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um..... ok?

in germany we don' t say "let me hug
you" we say "lass mich deine seele
dem deutscher der Einstein's oftern"
which translates to "i never want to let
you go" and i think thats beautiful.
lass mien Gems seeks dem deutscher der opress
f. stirbt) Sammish Arabist
let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness
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#43 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm german. We usually say "OP ist eine monströse Schwuchtel, denn er hat jeden Tag zwölf schwarze Negerschwänze im Arsch." I think that's cute.
I'm german. We usually say "OP ist eine monströse Schwuchtel, denn er hat jeden Tag zwölf schwarze Negerschwänze im Arsch." I think that's cute.
#148 to #43 - actionfleet (05/10/2013) [-]
best thing i read in a long time :P
#157 to #148 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
I live hard, but I try harder.
#82 to #43 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
I went on Google translate, and listened to the english translation. It was like listening to BBC news (heh-heh, BBC)
#207 to #43 - ljxjlos (05/10/2013) [-]
I once heard someone tell his girlfriend "Ich spann dich auf den Bock und fick dich bis du blutest." It drove tears into my eyes, I always thought romance was dead, but this guy and his words, beautiful as flowers, thaught me better.
I once heard someone tell his girlfriend "Ich spann dich auf den Bock und fick dich bis du blutest." It drove tears into my eyes, I always thought romance was dead, but this guy and his words, beautiful as flowers, thaught me better.
#221 to #207 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
Wow, if you think THAT is romantic, let me tell you something. I once heard an old man in the park say to his old wife "Ich werde dich kleine Afronutte gleich so hart von hinten rannehmen, dass deine Augen aus deinem Kopf quillen und dir dann so einen verfickt harten Strahl ins Gesicht schießen, dass du daran verreckst." I literally started tearing up a little, because it seemed like they just belonged together, and it made me feel very warm and fuzzy inside.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - heresy (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm german too, and I confirm this.
User avatar #50 to #43 - thelordofbutthurt (05/10/2013) [-]
OP is a monstrous fagot, because he has every day twelve black ****** dick in the ass

I did not kow that o.o
#51 to #50 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
thx for pointin out the obvious
User avatar #65 to #51 - admiralen ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
cause everyone knows german
#66 to #65 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, wanna hear a secret?

Google Translate knows german.
User avatar #68 to #66 - admiralen ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, wanna hear a secret?

You're a faggot.
#86 to #68 - johnnyafire (05/10/2013) [-]
Hey pal, wanna hear another secret?
You walked into the wrong swamp, ************ .
#97 to #86 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't Ogrereact.
Don't Ogrereact.
#100 to #97 - johnnyafire (05/10/2013) [-]
I can't help it, dude....I'm on an ogredose.
#138 to #100 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
Woah man, no need to be so Ogressive.
Woah man, no need to be so Ogressive.
#69 to #68 - penisflower (05/10/2013) [-]
thx buddy, i try my bestest
#180 to #69 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
"Super epic trold in your gay butthole." -pure Shakespearean genius
User avatar #74 to #69 - admiralen ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
ofcourse friendo
#9 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
I still think its beautiful
#8 - miscarriage (05/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Just made this for future use.
User avatar #159 to #8 - pimpslapyoass (05/10/2013) [-]
Even Google knows that OP is a faggot.
#90 to #8 - iamjustheretoroll (05/10/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at women ** mfw Russian
User avatar #146 to #90 - commanderbunbun (05/10/2013) [-]
you rolled my image! put it back!
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User avatar #23 - taintedangel (05/10/2013) [-]
Otherwise known as my mother-in-law.
#33 to #23 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You dont have one faggot, also nice ****** tv show joke like two and a half men.
#34 to #33 - taintedangel (05/10/2013) [-]
Still got thumbs, 			*******		.
Still got thumbs, ******* .
User avatar #38 to #33 - DemonMatt (05/10/2013) [-]
That's just crazy talk, Ethan. It doesn't make any sense!
#5 - iamtheblackgoat (05/09/2013) [-]
Sounds normal to me
User avatar #22 to #5 - sisterblister (05/10/2013) [-]
if i remember right i love you too if i dont well.......
#56 to #5 - notsureifanon (05/10/2013) [-]
MFW your name
#76 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes, if you love dich...
#29 - djequalizee (05/10/2013) [-]
****** Germany and their complicated system of "the"
User avatar #162 to #29 - conordalymcr (05/10/2013) [-]
Come to Polish, there is no word for "the"! Just say the noun.
E.g "samochód" (car) could mean "car," "the car," or "a car."
#168 to #29 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Our grammar is not that hard. Try for example french, this **** is ****** up. There exist more exceptions than regular ones, not ******** you
#248 to #168 - killerofcows (05/10/2013) [-]
frensh grammar is easier than german

I remember in 6th grade we had both french and german to test them out for what we wanted to study in grade 7-9

most picked german because its closest to our (swedish) and more simple overall during that year

though the got screwed over in 8 and 9th grade because how hard their grammar was, french being much easier


and as a final note its easy to judge someone else language, because what you grown up to appears easier (because I would not wanna learn Swedish if i were from somewhere else ^^)
User avatar #177 to #168 - qotsa (05/10/2013) [-]
wtf? french is so much easier than german. the have two articles and the have rules so that you know when to use which one. german has 3 articles and nearly no indications when to use which one. learning french is easy compared to learning german.
User avatar #93 to #29 - octaviano (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, 'der' is for masculine words, like 'der Mann' (the Man), der Stuhl (the chair).
Die is for feminine words, like Die Frau (the Woman), die Flasche (the bottle).
Die is also used for Plural, like die Männer (the men), die Autos (the cars.)
Das is neutrum, aka everything else. Das Kind (the child), das Auto (the car.)

And that's only the nominative ones.
Der, die, Das, Den, Dem, Der, Dessen, Diesem...
#70 to #29 - clapex (05/10/2013) [-]
der die das , wer wie was wieso weshalb warum wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm
der die das , wer wie was wieso weshalb warum wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm
User avatar #94 to #29 - octaviano (05/10/2013) [-]
AKA:
Germany.
We got the D.
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#46 to #29 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh my god dude you have no idea :( Not only that, but those three are only for the nominative case. Accusative is den, die, das, die; dative is den, dem, der, dem. Terrible, just terrible.
#49 to #46 - thepastryistrue (05/10/2013) [-]
But extraordinarily precise.
But extraordinarily precise.
#47 to #46 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
It's not that hard when you grow up with it.... but learning it as english speaker ist pretty damn hard I guess!
Lucky me for being born as german speaker (austrian to be precise)
#53 to #47 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
>austrian
>german speaker
wut?
>oachkatzlschwoaf
jk
#57 to #53 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
Ahaha, well you're kinda right (but austrian words are great, I wouldn't want to live without Oachkatzlschwoaf, Paradeiser, gach, G'spritzter, Schniarlsaumthosn,...)
#130 to #57 - stonedphreak (05/10/2013) [-]
wenn i raten müsst, würd i sagen du bist a steirer
#174 to #130 - qotsa (05/10/2013) [-]
oö is ah auf fj vatrettn ;)
oö is ah auf fj vatrettn ;)
#170 to #130 - lordumpalumpa (05/10/2013) [-]
Niederösterreicher zum Report!

Leiwand zu sehen, das auch paar Österreicher auf FJ san.
User avatar #80 to #57 - datgermanguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Pfälzer hier. Glaabscht escht das die Östreischer die einzigschte sin die n bleeda akzent ham?
#84 to #80 - luckyzeven (05/10/2013) [-]
na na, keine sorge, andere dialekte san ah supa! :)
#72 to #57 - clapex (05/10/2013) [-]
wat ¿
User avatar #253 to #46 - djequalizee (05/10/2013) [-]
I know, i take German. It's a pain in the ass to learn.
User avatar #112 to #46 - metalmind (05/10/2013) [-]
You forgor "des"
User avatar #105 to #46 - daentraya (05/10/2013) [-]
I dropped learning German. I just need Danish and English, and if it's required that i know german because of some textbooks being magically unable to be translated to either, then **** it
#25 - unbentgodfather (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #239 to #25 - luckass (05/10/2013) [-]
as a german ,this gif pleases my soul to cum into my chair backwards at different space and time settings that i usally ejaculate when im pudding....

i got bee-cancer...let me bee your pee...


op is still fag
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#58 - schnickelfritz (05/10/2013) [-]
germany related content
#107 to #58 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Holocaust.
#18 - lostdagame (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #143 to #18 - butonmethitis (05/10/2013) [-]
what is this movie called?
User avatar #183 to #143 - bathtub (05/10/2013) [-]
Crush it Carl
User avatar #186 to #183 - butonmethitis (05/10/2013) [-]
What, how do you even? My name is Carl.
#202 to #186 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Then crush it, Carl
#155 to #143 - leroiv (05/10/2013) [-]
wreck it ralph
User avatar #156 to #155 - butonmethitis (05/10/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#116 - metalmind (05/10/2013) [-]
Ach, Deutschland ist schon ein schönes Land.
#178 to #116 - blanc (05/10/2013) [-]
and our music...
User avatar #201 to #178 - ljxjlos (05/10/2013) [-]
Why? Why does it always have to be Rammstein? We have so incredibly any amazing artists, but it´s always ******* Rammstein, one of the most mediocre Bands around...I know this will get tons and tons of hate and I´m really sorry to get mad about your taste in music, but it pisses me of that those guys are like the only german Band that gets recognized.
#240 to #201 - clapex (05/10/2013) [-]
we are also well known for our electronic music scene ...
User avatar #250 to #240 - ljxjlos (05/10/2013) [-]
Really? Gotta confess, I know few electronic artists from germany. Well, exapt that Scooter-guy and I seriously hate this one...care to link me to some so I don´t stay ignorant?
#252 to #250 - clapex (05/10/2013) [-]
not that kind of electronic music but there is even kinda a german house music style
#133 - goonmcnasty (05/10/2013) [-]
Tis all I got.
User avatar #36 - erotictentacle (05/10/2013) [-]
OP liebt Schwänze im Arsch.
#109 to #36 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
wrong, it's more like schmekle. and just fyi schwance and schmekle are yiddish, not german. but yiddish pretty much cousins with german. schmaltz, schmuck, schwance, schwanstukr, schwartza, faygola, dahargada; all common yiddish
#113 to #109 - erotictentacle (05/10/2013) [-]
Korean citizen, German has been my main language for my entire life, and Schwänze means "tails" in german, which is the main way that the german people call the penis.
So don't go all ******** on me.
User avatar #210 to #113 - ljxjlos (05/10/2013) [-]
That´s exactly why I´ll never be able to contain my laughter when hearing the word "cocktail", no matter how old and mature I get. Verdammte Schwanzschwänze.
User avatar #251 to #210 - erotictentacle (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i feel ya on that!
#42 - melxgirl (05/10/2013) [-]
If that's not love   
then I dunno what is.
If that's not love
then I dunno what is.
User avatar #31 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2013) [-]
It's pretty much the same thing in Germany
User avatar #158 - domitius (05/10/2013) [-]
Shout anything in German and the sentence becomes frightening
#237 to #158 - clapex (05/10/2013) [-]
DU BIST EINE WUNDERSCHÖNE FRAU !
#163 to #158 - dreamsoffury (05/10/2013) [-]
Took German in high school, I know what I'm saying and it still terrifies me.
User avatar #209 to #163 - mion (05/10/2013) [-]
raging German actors are best raging actors.
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