Super Girl. . once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote " " on her arm and i hid
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Super Girl

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i
was the only kid who could write so i wrote " **** " on her arm and i hid under
the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me
then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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#1 - ShamanMaster (05/10/2013) [-]
The light bulb was completely perfect this time
#31 to #1 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
And now we know why
User avatar #14 to #1 - kolimm **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
they evolve
User avatar #7 to #1 - elitejerkz (05/10/2013) [-]
Now how are we supposed to laugh at the content?!
User avatar #10 to #1 - CactusFantastico (05/10/2013) [-]
By god...It's evolving...
#3 to #1 - thepyras (05/10/2013) [-]
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#6 - sphinxe (05/10/2013) [-]
Related:   
   
>At a 			******		 primary school   
>They hated me and my sister with a passion   
>Teachers coming and leaving literally all the time   
>Always have to have massive assemblies where they are given cards   
>Get given a circular piece of paper every time to draw face on for the card   
>Write '			****		 off' in clear letters on it instead   
>Mother still laughs about it to this day
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>At a ****** primary school
>They hated me and my sister with a passion
>Teachers coming and leaving literally all the time
>Always have to have massive assemblies where they are given cards
>Get given a circular piece of paper every time to draw face on for the card
>Write ' **** off' in clear letters on it instead
>Mother still laughs about it to this day
User avatar #19 to #6 - garymotherfingoak (05/10/2013) [-]
interesting... how badly and why did they hate you?
#21 to #19 - dragonthief (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm willing to bet it has something to do with his habit of writing **** off on a card when hes supposed to be drawing a face.
User avatar #22 to #21 - garymotherfingoak (05/10/2013) [-]
That was only 1 instance, and they hated him prior
#24 - artjunk (05/10/2013) [-]
Story time:   
>Senior year, art final   
>project was an "unconventional self-portrait" (basically weird lighting/ pose 'n' 			****		)   
>get halfway through a reasonably decent "O" face portrait   
>sudden tidal wave of bowel-shaking boredom strikes   
>			************		.jpg   
>decent quality paper...   
>shame if it'd go to waste...   
>flip that bitch over and go to down like it was a cheap hooker   
>inspiration flows anew as I start in with renewed vigor   
>mona lisa of all penises begins to take shape   
>huge vein-y triumphant bastard now in technicolor and imax comes to fruition   
>shed proud tear of a proud father   
>top it off with a stream of piss cascading down to spell "Love you" in a messy puddle below   
>last day 			*************		 complete and I turn that rambo of a cock in the basket without a second thought   
>relay my escapades to mein comrades later during break   
>demand autographed "head"shots   
>return to class in full ninja mode to retrieve and document the scene   
>			**********************************		 in the negative as I stride in like I own the room   
>middle of class   
>seriously... must I point this out again... do I give a 			****		?   
>teacher talking to students   
>time to shine   
>riffle through the basket   
>not there...
Story time:
>Senior year, art final
>project was an "unconventional self-portrait" (basically weird lighting/ pose 'n' **** )
>get halfway through a reasonably decent "O" face portrait
>sudden tidal wave of bowel-shaking boredom strikes
> ************ .jpg
>decent quality paper...
>shame if it'd go to waste...
>flip that bitch over and go to down like it was a cheap hooker
>inspiration flows anew as I start in with renewed vigor
>mona lisa of all penises begins to take shape
>huge vein-y triumphant bastard now in technicolor and imax comes to fruition
>shed proud tear of a proud father
>top it off with a stream of piss cascading down to spell "Love you" in a messy puddle below
>last day ************* complete and I turn that rambo of a cock in the basket without a second thought
>relay my escapades to mein comrades later during break
>demand autographed "head"shots
>return to class in full ninja mode to retrieve and document the scene
> ********************************** in the negative as I stride in like I own the room
>middle of class
>seriously... must I point this out again... do I give a **** ?
>teacher talking to students
>time to shine
>riffle through the basket
>not there...
User avatar #25 to #24 - artjunk (05/10/2013) [-]
(cont.)
>slight ************ as beads of sweat pop out ma face
>attempt nonchalant ********* exit
>it was not very effective
>without looking away from the student, the teacher chimed, "looking for something, artjunk?"
>nope.jpg
>"Oh, really? Because I was hoping you could tell me what the hell this is?"
>whips out my cock in front of students, hell, and all of creation
>pokerface.png
>denydenydenydenydenydeny
>claim to have passed the picture around to the adjacent classroom (also an art class), also use that as excuse for why the project wasn't actually finished
>not buyin it
>keep my cool and lie smoothly, taking route of plausible deniability
>not to toot my own horn... but there's a reason the call me "artjunk"
>teacher sighs and basically has to admit that no one else has the skill to draw it
>pull the "I'm flattered, but c'mon, give my classmates some credit"
>faceofstone.gif
>disentangle myself from the miasma of ******** and 86 the **** outta there
>days later mom calls me into kitchen
>has penis picture printed out along with angry email from teacher
>moms face is a mixture of stern disapproval and strain to not laugh her ass off
>best part is, the margins of the email cut the picture in half so she had to cut and tape it together to show me what it was
>have a lol at the thought of that as she turns away shaking her head grinning
>friends still refer to skillful penis-ing as "pulling a peter"
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#29 to #2 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
It's actually not a run-on sentence. It is technically grammatically correct but the sentence is too long and awkward
User avatar #30 to #2 - infamoustrapper (05/10/2013) [-]
I like it better than green-texting...
#20 to #2 - broorb (05/10/2013) [-]
I dunno man, I like it
different cultures develop because similar folk congregate to one place and reflect each other
funnyjunk has its own way of talking, too
#28 - hellsjester ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
trolls aren't made they are born with the gift
#11 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
Weird, that's the sort of thing I'd have expected on a /b/ post, not tumblr.
What is this new crossbreed?
#8 - iamtheceej ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
>In primary school   
>Girls write "hello" on a piece of paper and hand it onto our desk   
>Write back "			****		 off"   
>Teacher goes crazy   
>worthit.gif
>In primary school
>Girls write "hello" on a piece of paper and hand it onto our desk
>Write back " **** off"
>Teacher goes crazy
>worthit.gif
#23 - itsnotbutter **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
**itsnotbutter rolled a random image posted in comment #2043017 at Friendly ** hfw supergirl is ****
User avatar #17 - mojobringer (05/10/2013) [-]
and i laughed so hard i cried too
User avatar #18 to #17 - mojobringer (05/10/2013) [-]
shut the **** up nigros :C
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User avatar #15 to #13 - avarius (05/10/2013) [-]
where's the problem?
User avatar #16 to #13 - DrollHumor ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
That's actually how it's spelt. I thought it was with a "d" for the longest time too.
#9 - panini (05/10/2013) [-]
**panini rolled a random image posted in comment #2051915 at Friendly ** worth it
User avatar #4 - djjeroenski (05/10/2013) [-]
hero
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