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Part 1. If I was famous I'd walk down the street. Pointless story really.. Funny Celebrity Part 1 Hockey is a sport for ‘. -" men. Basketball is a sport for bla

If I was famous I'd walk down the street.
Pointless story really.

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Funny Celebrity Part 1
Hockey is a sport for ‘. -"
men. Basketball is a sport for
black men. Golf is a sport for
Tahiti men dressed like black
pimps
Capital punishment
turns the state into a
murderer. But
impres
turns the state into a
gay
mother never saw the
irony in calling me a son-
yes, divorce, from
the Latin word
meaning to rip out a
man' s genitals through
his Trolley
There' s very little
advice 111 ' s
magazines, because
men think, I
I' m doing. Just
show' me somebody
naked
Instead of getting
married again , I' m
just going to find a
woman i don' t like
and give her a house
10 for more?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - potterwatch
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, Jack  Nicholson grew up thinking his mother was his sister, while his grandmother pretended to be his mother.
Funny thing is, Jack Nicholson grew up thinking his mother was his sister, while his grandmother pretended to be his mother.
User avatar #4 to #2 - retardedboss
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(05/10/2013) [-]
So did Eric Clapton. Small world.
User avatar #30 to #2 - admiralen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
some wierd hentai will be made out of this one day
#8 to #2 - bazda
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(05/10/2013) [-]
So did Ted Bundy, that story didn't end quite as well.

Even though I'm pretty sure that quote was originally from George Carlin.
#7 to #2 - hillbillypowpow
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Is this a picture of Jack Nicholson as a kid?
#10 - therealsuperderpy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#11 to #10 - anon id: 26fce2dd
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And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss.
User avatar #16 to #11 - darkoblivion
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And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
User avatar #17 to #16 - thathorse
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(05/10/2013) [-]
But of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
User avatar #19 to #17 - earloflemondgrab
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(05/10/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
User avatar #20 to #19 - thathorse
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Spaghetti Spaghetti spaghetti
Spaghetti's spaghetti
User avatar #27 to #20 - thepineapple
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes....
User avatar #44 to #19 - studbeefpile
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(05/10/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

I don't know why this dude is getting red thumbs, this thing is hilarious.
#46 to #44 - jmillenium
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(05/10/2013) [-]
He's a combo breaker.
User avatar #62 to #44 - earloflemondgrab
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It must be because of my lemony essence. But seriously, it was kind of a ****** combo breaker
#61 to #44 - lamarisagoodname
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I laughed really hard at this, is this an old joke?
#47 to #44 - anon id: 8cb78144
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NO IT'S NOT
User avatar #59 to #47 - oniiking
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He threw off the groove.
#43 to #10 - ghettograndpa
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So inspirational
So inspirational
#5 - varrlegrimscythe
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(05/10/2013) [-]
mfw gay dungeon master
User avatar #34 to #5 - lordgeneral
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**lordgeneral rolls 50**
User avatar #48 to #5 - vonspyder
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**vonspyder rolls 93**
#31 to #5 - marcalo
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#36 - Faz
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#37 to #36 - Faz
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For those who don't get it.
#41 to #37 - bouya
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(05/10/2013) [-]
huh
#1 - fuckuberfunny
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Yes, I am a famous celebrity.
Yes, I am a famous celebrity.
#49 - likeabosspwn
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Black people play hockey.....
#50 to #49 - likeabosspwn
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#51 to #50 - likeabosspwn
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Although most players in hockey are white, a few of the best are still black. This years top prospect in NHL Seth Jones, is black. Its starting to get diversity.
User avatar #52 to #51 - MrMeatStick
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(05/10/2013) [-]
rickieweekes.jpg
User avatar #53 to #49 - goodadventures
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That's incredible, maybe white people play basketball too.
User avatar #18 - secretdestroyers
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Oh please, post more so I can continue to read these in their individual voices!.....'cept Tiger Woods, I don't reckon I know what he sounds like.

Yes, that's right, I never watched any of his interviews or public apologies during the sex scandal...I read about it.
#54 to #18 - brotherrosario
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You know, I don't actually know what he sounds like either. Maybe this is a signal to make up voices. Any time you read about someone in the news and you don't know what they sound like, just pick a voice of an actor you like (or, if it's someone you don't like, an annoying or silly voice.

For instance: reading about a cool scientist or athlete or a fireman who rescued someone? Voice like Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, or Sir David Attenborough.

Reading about an idiot politician or a spokesperson for the Westborough baptist church? Imagine a whining child, someone on helium, or Alvin and the Chipmunks
If you're going to have to put up with their ****, you might as well enjoy yourself.
User avatar #26 to #18 - niggernazi
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(05/10/2013) [-]
he probably sound like a mix of obama and morgan freeman
User avatar #29 to #26 - secretdestroyers
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Then again, Tiger's also part Asian, so he probably sounds a bit like Jackie Chan!
User avatar #28 to #26 - secretdestroyers
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Possibly some Don Cheadle in there? Yeah, him and Oprah, definitely!
#12 - dragonstew
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(05/10/2013) [-]
First thing I thought:

Okay you guuuuys~ So! You totally find this DRAB cave filled with, like, slimey stuff. The light, like, pours in and you guys see a dragon!
User avatar #39 to #12 - SCREWTHERULES
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what is that from? it sounds like a gay dnd master
User avatar #21 to #12 - sketchE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
if i ever have a gay guy in my group im letting him describe the houses. everything i describe looks like any house youd find in tennesee
#38 - thedissilent
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(05/10/2013) [-]
+10 for more? Don't you think you're underselling yourself a bit there OP?
#23 - fukyeahraptorr
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(05/10/2013) [-]
2, 3 and 4 was epic