Part 1. If I was famous I'd walk down the street. Pointless story really.. Funny Celebrity Part 1 Hockey is a sport for ‘. -" men. Basketball is a sport for bla quotes
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Part 1

If I was famous I'd walk down the street.
Pointless story really.

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Funny Celebrity Part 1
Hockey is a sport for ‘. -"
men. Basketball is a sport for
black men. Golf is a sport for
Tahiti men dressed like black
pimps
Capital punishment
turns the state into a
murderer. But
impres
turns the state into a
gay
mother never saw the
irony in calling me a son-
yes, divorce, from
the Latin word
meaning to rip out a
man' s genitals through
his Trolley
There' s very little
advice 111 ' s
magazines, because
men think, I
I' m doing. Just
show' me somebody
naked
Instead of getting
married again , I' m
just going to find a
woman i don' t like
and give her a house
10 for more?
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#2 - potterwatch ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Funny thing is, Jack  Nicholson grew up thinking his mother was his sister, while his grandmother pretended to be his mother.
Funny thing is, Jack Nicholson grew up thinking his mother was his sister, while his grandmother pretended to be his mother.
#10 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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#5 - varrlegrimscythe (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw gay dungeon master
#36 - Faz (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - fuckuberfunny (05/09/2013) [-]
Yes, I am a famous celebrity.
Yes, I am a famous celebrity.
#49 - likeabosspwn (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Black people play hockey.....
User avatar #53 to #49 - goodadventures (05/10/2013) [-]
That's incredible, maybe white people play basketball too.
User avatar #18 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Oh please, post more so I can continue to read these in their individual voices!.....'cept Tiger Woods, I don't reckon I know what he sounds like.

Yes, that's right, I never watched any of his interviews or public apologies during the sex scandal...I read about it.
#12 - dragonstew (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
First thing I thought:

Okay you guuuuys~ So! You totally find this DRAB cave filled with, like, slimey stuff. The light, like, pours in and you guys see a dragon!
#56 - potatophucker (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget.
#38 - thedissilent (05/10/2013) [-]
+10 for more? Don't you think you're underselling yourself a bit there OP?
#23 - fukyeahraptorr (05/10/2013) [-]
2, 3 and 4 was epic
User avatar #55 - giopio (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else realize the quote about Jack Nicholson doesn't really work? Who he thought was his mother was actually his grandmother, and his real mother he thought was his sister... They kept it a secret from him to their graves. Look it up.
#45 - studbeefpile ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - burningsmurfs (05/10/2013) [-]
OP I know you're gay but don't try to make Rod Stewart look cool.
#42 - cazabrow (05/10/2013) [-]
"Tell me. TELL ME EVERYTHING!! NAUGHTY SECRETS!"
#35 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01**
#33 - sissywoo (05/10/2013) [-]
“Yeah, he already showed enough disrespect over there. So we don’t really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.”
#14 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I looked up the latin meaning of divorce...
I am not a smart man.
#9 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Nothing new here folks. All very old quotes.
#3 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #4246478 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Comedians say the darnest thing.
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