highschool dropout. thank god for evolution. sin iall 1 at I jiji. As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves
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thank god for evolution

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#99 - legitxBacon (05/10/2013) [-]
chainsaws use centrifugal  clutches, the clutch usually doesnt kick in until about 1500 rpms so in theory he would be able to start the chainsaw and let it idle without harming himself.
chainsaws use centrifugal clutches, the clutch usually doesnt kick in until about 1500 rpms so in theory he would be able to start the chainsaw and let it idle without harming himself.
#97 - winglit (05/10/2013) [-]
maybe hes trying to save money on a vasectomy?
#95 - wacemindu (05/10/2013) [-]
this has be reposted several times... inb4 the man would be fine because chainsaws have a safety that prevents the blade from turning without gripping the handle.
User avatar #91 - midnightrain (05/10/2013) [-]
you reposted me :(
#88 - matuemco (05/10/2013) [-]
mfw
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#87 - swedishassassin ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Lttle 'guy who does outdoor work-to-guys who don't' moment:

Although that ain't exactly the smartest decision he'll make, he'd be fine. When you start the motor, the chain doesn't just go; that would be a waste of fuel. You gotta put the belt on using the trigger if you want it to do it's job.

I know it's a joke, but I think people need to be a little educated as to avoid embarrassing moments. Freak-accidents can happen, and he's dumb for doing it that way, but not that dumb
#93 to #87 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
Just reminded me of him
#86 - bdowns (05/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at They Said I could be anything **
#85 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
the process of evolution in action
User avatar #83 - gabirt (05/10/2013) [-]
Chainsaw has a gas lever kind of thingy so it's not that bad, but I wouldn't do it
User avatar #90 to #83 - anonkneemouse (05/10/2013) [-]
I think the word you were looking for was 'throttle.'

Even so, most chainsaws idle high enough to maybe rip through your pants and give you a nice scare.
User avatar #84 to #83 - gabirt (05/10/2013) [-]
Chainsaws*
User avatar #79 - daddymcswagger (05/10/2013) [-]
Atleast he's making sure he can't multiply.
#74 - skinless (05/10/2013) [-]
i thought you had to pull the trigger for the chain to move?...
#75 to #74 - RageGuyyourmom (05/10/2013) [-]
While that may be true sticking something thats designed to cut next your balls is probably not a good idea, accidents do happen.
#78 to #75 - fabelousnagger (05/10/2013) [-]
that is why you need to hold both triggers so it not going to happen
#70 - fabelousnagger (05/10/2013) [-]
Stihl chainsaw have 2 buttons for security grip (above and below the handle ) needed to be pressed or the chain on the blade will not go (incase of losing the grip ) this is common on every modern woodsman to most gardening equipment today

#69 - baditch (05/10/2013) [-]
The blade doesn't engage unless you squeeze the buttons on the handle. He's just starting the motor.
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#67 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
If we take away the warning signs on products the dumb people will die out.
#66 - usbfridge (05/10/2013) [-]
Anyone think of this black hole of Jesus wizard sauce?
User avatar #65 - partnerintroll ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
dat description. Thumb
#64 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
chain will move, start using choke, more gas = moving chain
User avatar #96 to #64 - wacemindu (05/10/2013) [-]
You're an idiot. No it wont. By that logic me starting my car with make it move forward. For want of a better word the chain isn't "in gear" and so will not move without depressing the throttle and safety lever.
#63 - katastrophelol (05/10/2013) [-]
the trigger only start the motor, to actually make the chain move you need to press 2 button. the first is a security mesure so you dont accidently press the second button which is the real starting button, its locked until you press the first one.
#62 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
True, the chain won't actually castrate him, but he's still an idiot.
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