highschool dropout. thank god for evolution. sin iall 1 at I jiji. As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves highschool dropout thank god for evolution sin iall 1 at I jiji As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration it will most likely not be so Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - colector
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(05/09/2013) [-]
As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves unless you actually press the throttle (likely to prevent accidents like the one we see above)
#8 to #2 - anon id: d23c7328
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I am petioning to have that changed. For the sake of our species. So when you go on next friday, vote YES on proposition 69.
User avatar #9 to #8 - onceman
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the gentleman in the picture knows that.
#11 to #2 - mysticninja
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We can only hope he's dumb enough to grab the throttle by accident.
#31 to #2 - spacelubber
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What if...

He is aware that the chain doesn't actually start with the engine?

Does that mean we're the ignorant fools for believing him to be a disease upon the intelligence of our species?
#13 - mkoala
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FALSE   
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?   
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
FALSE
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
#17 to #13 - midgetnigger
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(05/10/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR GIF!

This is how it appeared on my screen... I'm probably gonna have nightmares.
#18 to #17 - mkoala
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what do you mean
what do you mean
User avatar #52 to #17 - jesusfrankenstein
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Omg same here jeesus **** that is the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile
#53 to #13 - jesusfrankenstein
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what the ******* **** is going on with your GIF mate? nightmare fuel, that's what that is...
what the ******* **** is going on with your GIF mate? nightmare fuel, that's what that is...
#15 to #13 - sergeantsilent
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accidents happen.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mkoala
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fair enough
#25 to #13 - anon id: 786627b5
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Chain brake might be loose or not working or the dead mans switch may be broken causing it to rev and start the chain so it is possible it could still move when started.
User avatar #50 to #13 - dapianoman
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Either way he's still not thinking
#56 to #13 - Kingsteveooo
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#59 to #13 - jellytamer
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User avatar #73 to #13 - Maadmann
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This .gif is terrifying
#61 to #13 - nephritho
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#24 - zahidlol
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User avatar #33 to #24 - nevrit
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You've been waiting a good bit of time to use that haven't you?
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User avatar #45 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I love how everyone immediately feels superior and that they are what darwin envisioned in the world after they see this picture.

I love this because all of those people are wrong, and the blade of the chainsaw isnt about to move.
User avatar #49 to #45 - dasterdlygentleman
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(05/10/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! I work as a carpenter, saws dont run like they do in ****** chainsaw massacre
#29 - yomamacouch
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Typcial rednecks lol
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User avatar #4 - puppyfood
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(05/09/2013) [-]
The chain doesn't move when your first start it...
User avatar #5 to #4 - farn [OP]
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(05/09/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #6 to #5 - farn [OP]
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thats the joke
User avatar #47 to #6 - zorororonoa
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no
User avatar #48 to #47 - zorororonoa
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(05/10/2013) [-]
no its not
User avatar #77 to #6 - enorus
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How could you possibly think that was the joke?
User avatar #7 to #4 - beasert
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Still, the idea of it...
User avatar #14 - ilovemyguns
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(05/10/2013) [-]
That only starts the motor, not the chain.
User avatar #19 to #14 - codyxvasco
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I don't care what it does, I'm never holding a chainsaw that close to my babymakers!
User avatar #21 to #19 - worldend
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you'll never hold a chainsaw anyway
#34 to #21 - anon id: 1f4d7c3c
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The way you say that kind of makes me feel like you're referring to a penis
User avatar #26 to #21 - codyxvasco
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I've used teeny chainsaws to chop up logs and the bodies, but nothing too big yet.
User avatar #10 - shadowm
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Silly dude, no safety glasses or hearing protection
#74 - skinless
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i thought you had to pull the trigger for the chain to move?...
#75 to #74 - RageGuyyourmom
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(05/10/2013) [-]
While that may be true sticking something thats designed to cut next your balls is probably not a good idea, accidents do happen.
#78 to #75 - fabelousnagger
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that is why you need to hold both triggers so it not going to happen
#30 - derangedshadow
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