highschool dropout. thank god for evolution. sin iall 1 at I jiji. As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves
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User avatar #2 - colector (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves unless you actually press the throttle (likely to prevent accidents like the one we see above)
#13 - mkoala (05/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
FALSE   
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?   
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
FALSE
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
#24 - zahidlol (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #45 - srskate (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love how everyone immediately feels superior and that they are what darwin envisioned in the world after they see this picture.

I love this because all of those people are wrong, and the blade of the chainsaw isnt about to move.
#29 - yomamacouch (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Typcial rednecks lol
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User avatar #4 - puppyfood (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The chain doesn't move when your first start it...
User avatar #14 - ilovemyguns (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That only starts the motor, not the chain.
User avatar #10 - shadowm ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Silly dude, no safety glasses or hearing protection
#74 - skinless (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i thought you had to pull the trigger for the chain to move?...
#63 - katastrophelol (05/10/2013) [-]
the trigger only start the motor, to actually make the chain move you need to press 2 button. the first is a security mesure so you dont accidently press the second button which is the real starting button, its locked until you press the first one.
#54 - weirddark (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On the upside, won't have to worry about him breeding.
On the upside, won't have to worry about him breeding.
#70 - fabelousnagger (05/10/2013) [-]
Stihl chainsaw have 2 buttons for security grip (above and below the handle ) needed to be pressed or the chain on the blade will not go (incase of losing the grip ) this is common on every modern woodsman to most gardening equipment today

User avatar #69 - baditch (05/10/2013) [-]
The blade doesn't engage unless you squeeze the buttons on the handle. He's just starting the motor.
User avatar #23 - bakinboy (05/10/2013) [-]
chain doesnt move unless you pull the trigger
#20 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I like it. We do forget to think. Especially the people who think that this guy is about to chainsaw himself.
User avatar #44 to #22 - srskate (05/10/2013) [-]
no, the point of the joke is that he is about to chainsaw his nuts

when he isn't, chainsaws don't work like that
#87 - swedishassassin (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lttle 'guy who does outdoor work-to-guys who don't' moment:

Although that ain't exactly the smartest decision he'll make, he'd be fine. When you start the motor, the chain doesn't just go; that would be a waste of fuel. You gotta put the belt on using the trigger if you want it to do it's job.

I know it's a joke, but I think people need to be a little educated as to avoid embarrassing moments. Freak-accidents can happen, and he's dumb for doing it that way, but not that dumb
#60 - djlite (05/10/2013) [-]
this guy is not stupid... just pulling everyone's leg... there's a trigger or something (I'm not an expert on chainsaws) you have to pull to move the saw
User avatar #43 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (05/10/2013) [-]
most Chainsaws have a clutch that disengages the chain when the throttle is released.. so he'd be fine
#28 - chasinmoney (05/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4327603/Remember+it/

I already posted this and got over 1700 thumbs.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Silver Quantum (05/10/2013) [-]
the point of my comment was to point out how pointless yours way
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