highschool dropout. thank god for evolution.. As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves highschool dropout thank god for evolution As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration it will most likely not be so Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves
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#2 - colector
Reply +64
(05/09/2013) [-]
As much as i'd like such stupidity to result is sudden castration, it will most likely not be so. Usually when starting a chainsaw the chain itself barely moves unless you actually press the throttle (likely to prevent accidents like the one we see above)
#8 to #2 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I am petioning to have that changed. For the sake of our species. So when you go on next friday, vote YES on proposition 69.
#9 to #8 - onceman
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the gentleman in the picture knows that.
#11 to #2 - mysticninja
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(05/10/2013) [-]
We can only hope he's dumb enough to grab the throttle by accident.
#31 to #2 - spacelubber
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(05/10/2013) [-]
What if...

He is aware that the chain doesn't actually start with the engine?

Does that mean we're the ignorant fools for believing him to be a disease upon the intelligence of our species?
#13 - mkoala
Reply +60
(05/10/2013) [-]
FALSE   
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?   
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
FALSE
have none of you ever held a chainsaw?
you still have to hold a button/trigger down while cutting in order to keep the chain moving therefore nothing will happen to the person trying to start it that way
#17 to #13 - midgetnigger
Reply -5
(05/10/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR GIF!

This is how it appeared on my screen... I'm probably gonna have nightmares.
#18 to #17 - mkoala
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(05/10/2013) [-]
what do you mean
what do you mean
#52 to #17 - jesusfrankenstein
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Omg same here jeesus **** that is the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile
#53 to #13 - jesusfrankenstein
Reply -4
(05/10/2013) [-]
what the ******* **** is going on with your GIF mate? nightmare fuel, that's what that is...
what the ******* **** is going on with your GIF mate? nightmare fuel, that's what that is...
#15 to #13 - sergeantsilent
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
accidents happen.
#16 to #15 - mkoala
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
fair enough
#25 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
Chain brake might be loose or not working or the dead mans switch may be broken causing it to rev and start the chain so it is possible it could still move when started.
#50 to #13 - dapianoman
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
Either way he's still not thinking
#56 to #13 - Kingsteveooo
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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#59 to #13 - jellytamer
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#73 to #13 - Maadmann
Reply +4
(05/10/2013) [-]
This .gif is terrifying
#61 to #13 - nephritho
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - zahidlol
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#33 to #24 - nevrit
Reply +10
(05/10/2013) [-]
You've been waiting a good bit of time to use that haven't you?
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#45 - srskate
Reply +17
(05/10/2013) [-]
I love how everyone immediately feels superior and that they are what darwin envisioned in the world after they see this picture.

I love this because all of those people are wrong, and the blade of the chainsaw isnt about to move.
#49 to #45 - dasterdlygentleman
Reply +6
(05/10/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! I work as a carpenter, saws dont run like they do in ****** chainsaw massacre
#29 - yomamacouch
Reply -14
(05/10/2013) [-]
Typcial rednecks lol
#41 to #29 - zyketor
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#4 - puppyfood
Reply +9
(05/09/2013) [-]
The chain doesn't move when your first start it...
#5 to #4 - farn [OP]
Reply -4
(05/09/2013) [-]
yes
#6 to #5 - farn [OP]
Reply -7
(05/09/2013) [-]
thats the joke
#47 to #6 - zorororonoa
Reply +1
(05/10/2013) [-]
no
#48 to #47 - zorororonoa
Reply +1
(05/10/2013) [-]
no its not
#77 to #6 - enorus
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
How could you possibly think that was the joke?
#7 to #4 - beasert
Reply 0
(05/09/2013) [-]
Still, the idea of it...
#14 - ilovemyguns
Reply +7
(05/10/2013) [-]
That only starts the motor, not the chain.
#19 to #14 - codyxvasco
Reply +4
(05/10/2013) [-]
I don't care what it does, I'm never holding a chainsaw that close to my babymakers!
#21 to #19 - worldend
Reply +1
(05/10/2013) [-]
you'll never hold a chainsaw anyway
#34 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
The way you say that kind of makes me feel like you're referring to a penis
#26 to #21 - codyxvasco
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
I've used teeny chainsaws to chop up logs and the bodies, but nothing too big yet.
#10 - shadowm
Reply +6
(05/09/2013) [-]
Silly dude, no safety glasses or hearing protection
#74 - skinless
Reply +5
(05/10/2013) [-]
i thought you had to pull the trigger for the chain to move?...
#75 to #74 - RageGuyyourmom
Reply +2
(05/10/2013) [-]
While that may be true sticking something thats designed to cut next your balls is probably not a good idea, accidents do happen.
#78 to #75 - fabelousnagger
Reply 0
(05/10/2013) [-]
that is why you need to hold both triggers so it not going to happen
#30 - derangedshadow
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(05/10/2013) [-]