Hurting the crew. One and only Dave Neurotic. The saga continues. His love song is in the comments.. Dave : t Friend sinned again - shit is getting eff the hank
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Hurting the crew

One and only Dave Neurotic. The saga continues. His love song is in the comments.

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Submitted: 05/09/2013
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#6 - neednsfw (05/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
UGH I HATE THIS. Today I made eye contact with a girl, and when I went over to get my complimentary blow job she got mad! Friend -zoned again!!!!
UGH I HATE THIS. Today I made eye contact with a girl, and when I went over to get my complimentary blow job she got mad! Friend -zoned again!!!!
#14 - destaice (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
9/10 relations that start with sex result in the couple being unhappy and breaking up.

The majority of relations that begin in the friend zone result in marriage.

Just some food for thought.
#2 - polomomo (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kid needs to learn to get pussy like Mark Duffy
#10 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
fixed
User avatar #4 - kridane (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I fucking love when British people talk like that.
#9 to #4 - formalysithyoda (05/10/2013) [-]
And you sir are the reason chavs are accepted in society
User avatar #29 - noneckcomics (05/10/2013) [-]
How many guys in the friend zone does it take to change a light-bulb?

It doesn't matter, they'll all just compliment it and complain when it doesn't screw.
User avatar #11 - srskate (05/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Seems like funnyjunk is finally starting to turn on the whole concept of "friendzone complaints."
User avatar #36 - cantfindausername (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought "Off the hook" was a good thing...
User avatar #40 to #36 - darthtomale (05/10/2013) [-]
its the same concept as out of control. sometimes its awesome sometimes its not.
#38 - iAmAWizard (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#45 - listentomylyrics (05/10/2013) [-]
This is the crew, dave on the left, duffy in the centre and zeus on the right.
This is the crew, dave on the left, duffy in the centre and zeus on the right.
User avatar #8 - KayRed (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are British white boys allowed to wear their hats side ways? It just doesn't feel right.

(Yes, I am basing my assumption that he's British based on the use of the words "wanking" and "Mate", I acknowledge I could be wrong and that my main man Mark might be from a different country. Give me a break, I'm just trying to make a shitty joke)
User avatar #26 to #8 - iamkagji (05/10/2013) [-]
They are called Chavs, and nobody likes them. Not even other Chavs.
#5 - listentomylyrics (05/10/2013) [-]
For anyone interested: www.facebook.com/DaveNeurotic?fref=ts That's his facebook page.
#22 - vaskaduzea (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I go gym with my mates and my legs are as hard as led
User avatar #51 - funnyjunktitan (05/10/2013) [-]
"Wifey thingg" what were those called again?
#44 - listentomylyrics (05/10/2013) [-]
Here he is in action
Here he is in action
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