Twix. .. I don't think there is anything stopping her from getting off her ass and getting one for herself. If she wanted one she would have said something. If you have  Twix I don't think there is anything stopping her from getting off ass and one for herself If she wanted would have said something you
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - ironsliver
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I don't think there is anything stopping her from getting off her ass and getting one for herself. If she wanted one she would have said something.  If you have had this 'issue' for most of your life.  Then I think you should be able to deal with it without being a total cunt.
I don't think there is anything stopping her from getting off her ass and getting one for herself. If she wanted one she would have said something. If you have had this 'issue' for most of your life. Then I think you should be able to deal with it without being a total cunt.
#6 to #3 - anon id: f2057f4f
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I was taught by my parents since childhood that if you are eating something in front of another person, you MUST offer him a piece. Even if you KNOW that they will refuse. Even if they are not asking for any. If you don't feel like sharing - wait until you're alone.

I got used to this common polite behavior and will probably expect the same from others, so it will seem incredibly rude to me, when someone munches on chocolate in front of me with offering a piece.
#8 to #6 - ironsliver
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True. Things like that is common courtesy. But then again I was also taught that if you don't get your way. You don't go around acting like a little ******* bitch! But then again times have changed haven't they?   Courtesy is something you don't demand of people. You do not expect it. That is the part that makes it a gift. But she is demanding it of him! As if it is a right? Which negates it being a gift from him. Which it would be if he offered one to her. But now she is demanding it of him. If he had offered one of them to her and then denied it then she would have had reason to be mad. But since he didn't offer it to her. She has no claim on it. And has absolutely no claim to be mad at all. From this it would be surmised that he was eating it in front of her. So if he had forgotten to offer it to her she could have just nicely asked and more than likely he would have handed it over with little to no thought of it at all! But no. She decided to sit there and have a ******* ******** because she can get away with being a bitch because she is on her ******* rag. There is no excuse for what she had done. Sitting there and shaming him for something that she could have fixed with a simple phrase. We are not all mind readers. We are not all perfect little saints. **** happens get over yourself and get off your ass and  get one yourself! If she didn't act to get one herself its her loss.    
   
TL:DR It doesn't matter if you were taught that everyone around you should offer up what is there's without you asking. It doesn't give you the right to act like a spoiled asshole just because you believe that everyone should give you everything you want without asking!
True. Things like that is common courtesy. But then again I was also taught that if you don't get your way. You don't go around acting like a little ******* bitch! But then again times have changed haven't they? Courtesy is something you don't demand of people. You do not expect it. That is the part that makes it a gift. But she is demanding it of him! As if it is a right? Which negates it being a gift from him. Which it would be if he offered one to her. But now she is demanding it of him. If he had offered one of them to her and then denied it then she would have had reason to be mad. But since he didn't offer it to her. She has no claim on it. And has absolutely no claim to be mad at all. From this it would be surmised that he was eating it in front of her. So if he had forgotten to offer it to her she could have just nicely asked and more than likely he would have handed it over with little to no thought of it at all! But no. She decided to sit there and have a ******* ******** because she can get away with being a bitch because she is on her ******* rag. There is no excuse for what she had done. Sitting there and shaming him for something that she could have fixed with a simple phrase. We are not all mind readers. We are not all perfect little saints. **** happens get over yourself and get off your ass and get one yourself! If she didn't act to get one herself its her loss.

TL:DR It doesn't matter if you were taught that everyone around you should offer up what is there's without you asking. It doesn't give you the right to act like a spoiled asshole just because you believe that everyone should give you everything you want without asking!
User avatar #16 to #8 - roflsaucer
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I think I'm missing something, where does it say she was mad?
#53 to #8 - anon id: 935e8350
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It was a joke. Have you never heard of dog shaming?
#61 to #6 - brunt
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I thought I was alone
#13 to #3 - burgyjones
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what movie is that gif from?
User avatar #15 to #13 - ThpiderMan
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Watchmen
#36 to #3 - anon id: f53a33b9
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not to be gross, but Sometimes when you have your period, the grossness you may feel when you stand up is not worth whatever it is that you stood up for...
#47 to #3 - anon id: 526b3580
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Then again, it's also polite to offer some ******* chocolate to your girlfriend.

But I bet you wouldn't know about that, huh?
User avatar #11 to #3 - urfunnyman
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I cried when he died (related to gif)
#45 - obeythebiscuits
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ive been waitin for a chance to use this gif   
finally
ive been waitin for a chance to use this gif
finally
User avatar #49 to #45 - apocalypticburrito
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HIDE THE EVINDENCE
User avatar #7 - rambomanthree
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Wow, someone sure is whipped
#1 - anon id: a51d8413
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Your point?
User avatar #2 to #1 - lexausaurusrex
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chocolate actually lower or stabilize estrogen which help with the spikes that periods comes with ...
#9 to #2 - thepink
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And:   
   
It's ******* delicious
And:

It's ******* delicious
User avatar #10 to #9 - travismackie
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Holy crap, I haven't seen the original in so long, I was actually surprised Patrick WASN'T in there. Thank God (or Allah, or Spagetti Monster or whatever the hell you believe in) that someone has the original!
#43 to #2 - geHuC
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User avatar #5 to #2 - basilbrush
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Then she should go buy some.
#34 to #2 - kieper
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it also leads to gaining weight which could make the bitch spikes that much worse,,,
#23 - rosietheamazon
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spouse-shaming...   
i can get into this.
spouse-shaming...
i can get into this.
#12 - nickninjanizzle
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sounds like someone could use a break!
#18 - hellsjester
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... ex-future wife ....
User avatar #19 to #18 - justafungi
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Future ex wife. Reminds me of the time I was chilling with a gf and her sister and mentioned how she was gonna make a great ex sister in law lol
#20 to #19 - hellsjester
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nope if it was me i would have not have gotten married.... bitch gimme my ring... and bat grapple away for dramatic effect...
but never gonna has a girl so.... *sadface*
User avatar #22 to #20 - justafungi
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Hey now, don't get down on yourself, I mean if Chad Kroeger can find someone, so can you.
User avatar #24 to #22 - hellsjester
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no i ment i wont be able to bat-grapple away from someone....... that's what im more upset about...
User avatar #25 to #24 - justafungi
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Pfft, start ******* planning this ****, go out and invest in the items you need to make said grapple, research intensely and get it done, find a girl you wouldn't wanna ****, ask her out, when the bill comes, pull your awesome ass grapple out, and get the **** outta there whilst grabbing your crotch yelling "I'm Bruce Wayne'ing outta this bitch".
User avatar #26 to #25 - hellsjester
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..... words.... can't... express.... the.... genius...............
User avatar #27 to #26 - justafungi
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Yep, it's just awesome enough to work, bonus points if you manage to do it at an indoor restaurant, or if you tell her your name is Bruce from the beginning.
User avatar #30 to #27 - hellsjester
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why do i have the feeling this should be like a tumbler comment or 4chan....
User avatar #31 to #30 - justafungi
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Well, I've been browsing funnyjunk for a while, so I've seen the "best " of tumblr and 4chan, so I'm apt to their style of comedy and whatnot. Humans evolve, as do fj'ers, I have evolved beyond the comedy of all three combined, hence the reason fj has dubbed me "comedic genius".
#32 to #31 - hellsjester
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but i is to.... in both content and comment....
User avatar #33 to #32 - justafungi
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You've been here longer than I have, I've gained more comment likes in a shorter period of time, I have had funnier comments and whatnot, in fact last night, I came home from work to 3 top 200 comments, including 2 that reached top 100, and one that made it's way to top 80....
#63 to #33 - basilbrush
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You're an arsehole. You're honestly bragging about thumbs?
#64 to #63 - justafungi
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#48 - cptsparklez
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Butt-hurt below. Calm your jets guys im sure it was just a joke.
#52 - apocalypticburrito
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Do i smell gum?
#40 - darths
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"I've got balls of steel, but damn!"