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User avatar #51 - BadManTaliban (05/09/2013) [-]
International Blowjob Day will NEVER catch on.
#59 to #51 - threadz (05/09/2013) [-]
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#220 to #51 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't you mean international STEAK and blowjobs day?
User avatar #251 to #220 - BadManTaliban (05/10/2013) [-]
the steak is implied.
#8 - holler (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #405 to #8 - mrcockman (05/10/2013) [-]
What's the source of the exploding white house?
User avatar #408 to #405 - holler (05/10/2013) [-]
olympus has fallen
User avatar #178 to #8 - theflamingfire (05/10/2013) [-]
Cleavland you are right this guy is the funniest commenter on funnyjunk!
User avatar #227 to #178 - elcreepo ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
He's the greatest I've seen in a long time.
#305 to #8 - miscarriage (05/10/2013) [-]
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You never cease to amaze me, holla
#184 to #8 - wagastragas (05/10/2013) [-]
its what they want us to think, then when we get our guards down, BAM
#307 to #8 - arkbound (05/10/2013) [-]
I like the part where the explosion happens before the missle hits.
User avatar #389 to #307 - admiralen (05/10/2013) [-]
theyve got more then one
#150 - HellsSponge (05/10/2013) [-]
The last one was correct

Computers weigh less than 1.5 tons.
#324 to #150 - zwartbr (05/10/2013) [-]
perfect gif is perfect
perfect gif is perfect
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#110 - srskate ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up.

You wanna know why edison said that **** about AC? Because the ****** was jealous. Jealous that Nik Tesla kicked his ass in the electricity race. ****** aint got **** on tesla.
#312 to #110 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Marconi was a dick to Tesla too. For more Tesla info look up wireless energy transfer.
User avatar #325 to #110 - clockworkmage (05/10/2013) [-]
Edison was such a prick.
User avatar #229 to #110 - hektoroftroy (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad Tesla named their car company after him
User avatar #261 to #229 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad that the strength of a magnetic field is measured in Telsas. Thats the highest form of immortality to nerds.
#375 to #110 - diegotan (05/10/2013) [-]
I knew Edison didn't like Assassin's Creed! I knew he was a templar!
I knew Edison didn't like Assassin's Creed! I knew he was a templar!
#384 to #110 - philss (05/10/2013) [-]
yay, team tesla!
anyone got the image in a bigger size?
User avatar #115 to #110 - multimedia (05/09/2013) [-]
We all know why Edison said AC was **** . The internet has been over this enough times.
User avatar #188 to #110 - threeeighteen (05/10/2013) [-]
Tesla was like a magician of science.
#130 to #110 - juggernautoc (05/09/2013) [-]
There's a Nikola Tesla Awareness Group on Facebook just for things like this.
#302 to #110 - abachonk (05/10/2013) [-]
Because Edison was a ******* templar.

**** HIM
#117 to #110 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure everything about edison i ever learned in middle school was the filthiest lie i've ever been told by now
User avatar #353 to #117 - rockamekishiko (05/10/2013) [-]
and i cant believe they never taught us about tesla and his greatness
User avatar #114 to #110 - Lambda (05/09/2013) [-]
The last thing Edison wanted was for AC to become popular, because he had so much money invested in direct current. Even though it was clear he'd made a mistaken investment, he just wouldn't let it go.
User avatar #144 to #114 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I totally misread that at first.

I thought you meant Edison's last wishes were for AC to become successful.
im not too smart
#1 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Just remember guys, never in our lifetime are we going to start living in space or have true virtual reality helmets.
#271 to #1 - Dairycow (05/10/2013) [-]
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#209 to #1 - darrelltwo (05/10/2013) [-]
actually, sometime in the near future NASA is planning on sending a batch of humans to mars to reproduce.
#85 to #1 - notafunnyguy (05/09/2013) [-]
you do realise we're taking volutneers to colonize mars in 2023 right
#99 to #98 - notafunnyguy (05/09/2013) [-]
oh
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User avatar #267 to #1 - CupcakeMaster (05/10/2013) [-]
Says a North Korean citizen.
User avatar #6 to #1 - dassnailage (05/09/2013) [-]
may I direct you to this: www.oculusvr.com/
#306 to #6 - xxpredatorxx (05/10/2013) [-]
"true virtual reality helmets."
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User avatar #36 to #2 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
Ofcourse he's wrong, people are living in space, in the International Space Station, and the Oculus Rift thing that is the highlight of Youtube right now - it's a virtual reality system.
#122 to #1 - iliketires (05/09/2013) [-]
Not until we get our heads out our asses and find the Prothean Mars Ruins.
User avatar #95 to #1 - ericbeagles (05/09/2013) [-]
Mars One project, the Oculus Rift. Happy now?
User avatar #343 to #95 - trollwoopnazi (05/10/2013) [-]
I saw a presentation here in edinburgh during the science festival about mars one. It looks extremely plausible - except that it's a one way ticket.
User avatar #411 to #343 - ericbeagles (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the idea really is it not? Colonisation
User avatar #416 to #411 - trollwoopnazi (05/16/2013) [-]
Yes, but consider that people would eventually regret their decision
User avatar #417 to #416 - ericbeagles (05/16/2013) [-]
Well I suppose that's their own fault
User avatar #418 to #417 - trollwoopnazi (05/16/2013) [-]
True, but it was a big point of discussion at the lecture
#64 to #1 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Never ever in my lifetime will I get a hot girlfriend
Now, let's sit back and see if it works
#141 - ooants (05/09/2013) [-]
This is exactly the reason why routinely assert that teleportation is impossible.
User avatar #7 - superpats (05/09/2013) [-]
wait, that last quote isn't wrong...
User avatar #137 to #7 - chezpuf (05/09/2013) [-]
i think the point is that they will weigh "Only 1.5 tons!"
#29 - wishanonscouldpost (05/09/2013) [-]
Thomas Edison is probably histories biggest cunt.

In the sense of being a cunt and not a mass murderer.
#53 to #29 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
YES! Someone agrees!
YES! Someone agrees!
User avatar #60 to #53 - jackknapp (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure we can ALL agree Thomas Edison was the biggest cunt to ever live.
#61 to #60 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 to #29 - Hreidmar (05/09/2013) [-]
There are bigger cunts, but yes. He was a fantastic businessman, which usually means being a dick to others. He screwed over Tesla quite badly, but Tesla wasn't the only victim.
User avatar #264 to #80 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
just because I enjoy rage, who are some bigger cunts?
User avatar #287 to #264 - Hreidmar (05/10/2013) [-]
Putin immediately comes to mind... Most of the Phelpses... Pat Robertson... Sargon (one of the most successful and brutal generals in history)... Timur...
User avatar #289 to #287 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I was only counting non-murdering cunts

You win with the WBC.

Michael Phelps, however, is a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #291 to #289 - Hreidmar (05/10/2013) [-]
Pat Robertson's non-murdering, though he may as well be. Putin... questionable murdering status, definite massive cockjuggling thundercunting monkey-dick asshole status.
User avatar #292 to #291 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
wait, I'm actually ignorant of the current political dealings of Putin.
Why is he a bad guy?

I know little of Pat robertson, so I assumed it was impossible for him to be more of a cunt than the WBC.
User avatar #293 to #292 - Hreidmar (05/10/2013) [-]
Putin's basically one of the most corrupt and power-hungry people on Earth. Currently Russia is similar to a European version of an African dictatorship. It's one of the richest countries on earth because of oil and diamonds (Russia has both in huge amounts) but almost no money makes it past a net of corrupt local, regional, and national officials. Putin's government basically jails (or worse) any serious attempts at an opposition (such as the case of Alexei Navalny, google him if you need more info) and Putin has an iron grip on almost all media. He did some good things for Russia back in the early 2000's, but that's all in the past. Now it's all about power and money.
User avatar #294 to #293 - srskate ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Such a shame, because he is quite the badass.

I now also recall that he won the russian polls with 140% of the vote.
User avatar #296 to #294 - Hreidmar (05/10/2013) [-]
See, that's the thing. He's not nearly the badass he's portrayed as. He didn't legitimately go diving for relics, those were planted about 5 minutes beforehand by officials. Yes, he hunts and does martial arts, but he's by far not the best or even in the top 25% of both trades/skills. A lot of the images of him riding horses, wrestling, diving, etc... are just media manipulations.

That being said, he could still probably crush my head like a beer can, but he's not the badass he's portrayed as.
#4 - lordfluffs (05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe democracy really died before 1950 and we just doesn't know it
#378 to #4 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
*don't (plural)
#49 to #4 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
actually u have a point. I have never checked all the votes for myself. maybe the government just say yes that's right we won and we never question it
User avatar #161 to #4 - axeaddonis (05/10/2013) [-]
In all reality we might as well be a Plutocracy. Money decides most of what happens whether we like it or not.
#247 to #4 - unncommon (05/10/2013) [-]
Actually, it died in 2008.
User avatar #381 to #247 - lolollo (05/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHA BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT OBAMA TO BE PRESIDENT, BUT THEN HE TOTALLY BECAME PRESIDENT, AND THEN AMERICA TOTALLY WENT TO **** !
EXCEPT NO IT DIDN'T AND YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHURT CONSERVAFAG!

with a tiny dick
User avatar #396 to #381 - unncommon (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm actually an independent (more Libertarian than anything though), and you seem a little more erratic about this than I do.
User avatar #402 to #396 - lolollo (05/10/2013) [-]
I have less to lose is why.
#393 to #247 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh, you hate Obama? You must be quite the rebel.
User avatar #397 to #393 - unncommon (05/10/2013) [-]
I don't "hate" Obama. He's my president, I'm not some ******* communist.

I strongly disagree with mostly everything that he does.
User avatar #403 to #397 - lolollo (05/10/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean democracy died when he took office. There's going to be more than one way to achieve a certain goal, and you're not going to agree with all of them, but that doesn't mean no one will. Actually, the simple fact that yo u do dislike most of the decisions he's made is more proof that democracy still works, because we're able to have someone as president who makes decisions you may or may not agree with (people that's mwhat the MAJORITY of people wanted.)

I realize you were just trying to make a joke, but that was just some horrible form. You can't just walk in, make a politically charged statement, and then expect people to get your "joke" when just the statement alone would barely work as a punchline in itself.
#32 to #4 - parralax ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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>We just DOESN'T know it
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User avatar #34 to #32 - lordfluffs (05/09/2013) [-]
Sorry for being Finnish and not remebering to check comments twice before publicing them.
#370 to #4 - lordmoldywart (05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe grammar died before the invention of the Internet and we do know it.
User avatar #23 to #4 - traelos (05/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, there is no major country in the world today which practices democracy.

Inb4 people don't know the difference between a democracy and a republic.
User avatar #46 to #23 - localcatbarber (05/09/2013) [-]
Indirect democracy is a form of democrazy.
User avatar #48 to #46 - traelos (05/09/2013) [-]
Can't tell if awesome pun or typo...
#50 to #48 - localcatbarber (05/09/2013) [-]
Wow. An awesome typo, I guess.
Wow. An awesome typo, I guess.
#82 to #46 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
"The madness of people"
I like what you did here, with intent or not.
User avatar #28 to #23 - lordfluffs (05/09/2013) [-]
"Democracy" is not nessecarily meant as "A democracy" but as a way of appointing the leaders etc. of the country, eg. the U.S. is a democratic republic. There are few democracies in the world, but many that practice democracy in one form or another.
User avatar #30 to #28 - traelos (05/09/2013) [-]
Republican (in terms of in a republic, not the American political party) leaders are picked democratically, otherwise it's an oligarchy
User avatar #348 to #23 - failtolawl (05/10/2013) [-]
Direct democracy happens at the local level in the United States, we are too populous to successfully have a direct democracy at the federal level.
User avatar #349 to #348 - traelos (05/10/2013) [-]
Correct.
User avatar #350 to #349 - failtolawl (05/10/2013) [-]
Well you said there is no major country and the United States, like it or not, is pretty major, and we technically do still practice democracy.
User avatar #351 to #350 - traelos (05/10/2013) [-]
The United States, as a country doesn't practice democracy. Towns in the U.S. practice democracy. This is not the same thing.
#77 - nooneofinterest (05/09/2013) [-]
Even Gandhi thinks so
#258 - malinwa (05/10/2013) [-]
We will never be able to timetravel.

malinwa, in a comment on funnyjunk, 2013.

Now just sit back and wait for it to happen...
#10 - apocalypticburrito (05/09/2013) [-]
note to self:
dont trust the times
#159 - nsfwbrowserv (05/10/2013) [-]
Democracy won't last? Think again bitch.
Democracy won't last? Think again bitch.
#167 to #159 - lordaurion (05/10/2013) [-]
>he thinks the US is a Democracy
We're a Republic.
User avatar #172 to #167 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
democratic republic. since there is still a popular vote the power is still in the hands of the people
#173 to #172 - lordaurion (05/10/2013) [-]
Not at the Federal level.
User avatar #174 to #173 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
so how exactly are senators elected?
#177 to #174 - lordaurion (05/10/2013) [-]
Because Senators are the entirety of the Federal government.
User avatar #179 to #177 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
well seeing as congress is elected by the people and congress is what represents us then the term democratic republic is true
User avatar #198 to #172 - supamonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
"power is still in the hands of the people"

haha, good one.
User avatar #215 to #198 - sketchE (05/10/2013) [-]
yes the power is in our hands. the peoples willingnes to be led like sheep is its own fault. if we dont like the president we can pull him out. if we dont like a senator we can pull him out
#248 to #167 - nsfwbrowserv (05/10/2013) [-]
Have you never heard of the US trying to spread Democracy around the world?
Cause I sure has hell have.
Are you one of those communists?
User avatar #231 - WheresMyAccount (05/10/2013) [-]
"I'll let it slip out of my anus, it's only a fart"

Me and my then-clean rectum, 2013
User avatar #15 - usbfridge (05/09/2013) [-]
Going to point out that Thomas Edison was just saying that because he didn't WANT people using alternate current.
User avatar #17 to #15 - thesoxpride (05/09/2013) [-]
That is true for half of these
User avatar #26 to #17 - usbfridge (05/09/2013) [-]
Most newspapers had absolutely no influence over any of this and would not be affected, rather it was just what they were told to tell as news. Thomas Edison was pretty much selling direct current and was basing an entire enterprize around it, and went out of his way to give alternating current a bad name by electrocuting horses and puppies in public shows.
#35 to #15 - slumberdonkey (05/09/2013) [-]
On a related note, he was also a total 			*******		 asshole.
On a related note, he was also a total ******* asshole.
User avatar #39 to #35 - usbfridge (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty much sums up D/C vs. A/C.
How do I reply with an image?
#40 to #39 - slumberdonkey (05/09/2013) [-]
When you press reply it will come up with a dotted box that says "drag and drop file here to upload" under that there is a button you can click that says "Or click here to select a file manually" press that and you can use any image you have saved on your computer.   
You are welcome.
When you press reply it will come up with a dotted box that says "drag and drop file here to upload" under that there is a button you can click that says "Or click here to select a file manually" press that and you can use any image you have saved on your computer.
You are welcome.
User avatar #54 to #44 - usbfridge (05/09/2013) [-]
...you have got to be kidding me.
User avatar #100 to #54 - Faz (05/09/2013) [-]
You need to have downloaded the image/gif first and then you click the "Or click here to select a file manually" button and select it wherever you saved it on your hard drive.
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User avatar #189 to #12 - threeeighteen (05/10/2013) [-]
He evolved to fly.
#183 - warbob (05/10/2013) [-]
Magic never did and never will exist



And now we wait.
User avatar #216 to #183 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
Pokemon will never exist either, the idea is obsurd.
User avatar #392 to #216 - liftplus (05/10/2013) [-]
genetically engineered animals
User avatar #406 to #392 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
I was saying it so that it will exist, and that I will be wrong like all the others on the comp
#374 - anamenotaken (05/10/2013) [-]
Edison would say that wouldn't he, the bastard.
#395 to #374 - neoexdeath (05/10/2013) [-]
Relative gets zapped by douchebag

Never forgets, never forgives.
User avatar #318 - therealtjthemedic (05/10/2013) [-]
Last one is right.
Computers DON'T weigh more than 1.5 tons, do they?
User avatar #310 - andrewjla (05/10/2013) [-]
There's no way I will fap tonight.
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