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#8 - holler
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(05/09/2013) [-]
#405 to #8 - mrcockman
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(05/10/2013) [-]
What's the source of the exploding white house?
#408 to #405 - holler
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(05/10/2013) [-]
olympus has fallen
#178 to #8 - theflamingfire
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Cleavland you are right this guy is the funniest commenter on funnyjunk!
#227 to #178 - elcreepo
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(05/10/2013) [-]
He's the greatest I've seen in a long time.
#184 to #8 - wagastragas ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
its what they want us to think, then when we get our guards down, BAM
#305 to #8 - miscarriage
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(05/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You never cease to amaze me, holla
#307 to #8 - arkbound
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I like the part where the explosion happens before the missle hits.
#389 to #307 - admiralen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
theyve got more then one
#226 to #8 - hektoroftroy
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#4 - lordfluffs
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe democracy really died before 1950 and we just doesn't know it
#247 to #4 - unncommon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Actually, it died in 2008.
#381 to #247 - lolollo ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHA BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT OBAMA TO BE PRESIDENT, BUT THEN HE TOTALLY BECAME PRESIDENT, AND THEN AMERICA TOTALLY WENT TO ****!
EXCEPT NO IT DIDN'T AND YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHURT CONSERVAFAG!

with a tiny dick
#396 to #381 - unncommon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I'm actually an independent (more Libertarian than anything though), and you seem a little more erratic about this than I do.
#402 to #396 - lolollo ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I have less to lose is why.
#393 to #247 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Oh, you hate Obama? You must be quite the rebel.
#397 to #393 - unncommon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I don't "hate" Obama. He's my president, I'm not some ******* communist.

I strongly disagree with mostly everything that he does.
#403 to #397 - lolollo ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean democracy died when he took office. There's going to be more than one way to achieve a certain goal, and you're not going to agree with all of them, but that doesn't mean no one will. Actually, the simple fact that yo u do dislike most of the decisions he's made is more proof that democracy still works, because we're able to have someone as president who makes decisions you may or may not agree with (people that's mwhat the MAJORITY of people wanted.)

I realize you were just trying to make a joke, but that was just some horrible form. You can't just walk in, make a politically charged statement, and then expect people to get your "joke" when just the statement alone would barely work as a punchline in itself.
#49 to #4 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
actually u have a point. I have never checked all the votes for myself. maybe the government just say yes that's right we won and we never question it
#161 to #4 - axeaddonis
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(05/10/2013) [-]
In all reality we might as well be a Plutocracy. Money decides most of what happens whether we like it or not.
#378 to #4 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
*don't (plural)
#370 to #4 - lordmoldywart
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe grammar died before the invention of the Internet and we do know it.
#32 to #4 - parralax
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #3633897 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
>We just DOESN'T know it
[Dies internally]
#34 to #32 - lordfluffs
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Sorry for being Finnish and not remebering to check comments twice before publicing them.
#23 to #4 - traelos
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(05/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, there is no major country in the world today which practices democracy.

Inb4 people don't know the difference between a democracy and a republic.
#46 to #23 - localcatbarber
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Indirect democracy is a form of democrazy.
#48 to #46 - traelos
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Can't tell if awesome pun or typo...
#50 to #48 - localcatbarber
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Wow. An awesome typo, I guess.
Wow. An awesome typo, I guess.
#82 to #46 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
"The madness of people"
I like what you did here, with intent or not.
#28 to #23 - lordfluffs
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(05/09/2013) [-]
"Democracy" is not nessecarily meant as "A democracy" but as a way of appointing the leaders etc. of the country, eg. the U.S. is a democratic republic. There are few democracies in the world, but many that practice democracy in one form or another.
#30 to #28 - traelos
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Republican (in terms of in a republic, not the American political party) leaders are picked democratically, otherwise it's an oligarchy
#348 to #23 - failtolawl
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Direct democracy happens at the local level in the United States, we are too populous to successfully have a direct democracy at the federal level.
#349 to #348 - traelos
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Correct.
#350 to #349 - failtolawl
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Well you said there is no major country and the United States, like it or not, is pretty major, and we technically do still practice democracy.
#351 to #350 - traelos
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The United States, as a country doesn't practice democracy. Towns in the U.S. practice democracy. This is not the same thing.
#51 - BadManTaliban
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(05/09/2013) [-]
International Blowjob Day will NEVER catch on.
#220 to #51 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Don't you mean international STEAK and blowjobs day?
#251 to #220 - BadManTaliban
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(05/10/2013) [-]
the steak is implied.
#59 to #51 - threadz
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(05/09/2013) [-]
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#110 - srskate
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up.

You wanna know why edison said that **** about AC? Because the ****** was jealous. Jealous that Nik Tesla kicked his ass in the electricity race. ****** aint got **** on tesla.
#117 to #110 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure everything about edison i ever learned in middle school was the filthiest lie i've ever been told by now
#353 to #117 - rockamekishiko
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(05/10/2013) [-]
and i cant believe they never taught us about tesla and his greatness
#312 to #110 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Marconi was a dick to Tesla too. For more Tesla info look up wireless energy transfer.
#325 to #110 - clockworkmage
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Edison was such a prick.
#229 to #110 - hektoroftroy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad Tesla named their car company after him
#261 to #229 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad that the strength of a magnetic field is measured in Telsas. Thats the highest form of immortality to nerds.
#375 to #110 - diegotan
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I knew Edison didn't like Assassin's Creed! I knew he was a templar!
I knew Edison didn't like Assassin's Creed! I knew he was a templar!
#384 to #110 - philss
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(05/10/2013) [-]
yay, team tesla!
anyone got the image in a bigger size?
#115 to #110 - multimedia
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(05/09/2013) [-]
We all know why Edison said AC was ****. The internet has been over this enough times.
#188 to #110 - threeeighteen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Tesla was like a magician of science.
#130 to #110 - juggernautoc
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(05/09/2013) [-]
There's a Nikola Tesla Awareness Group on Facebook just for things like this.
#302 to #110 - abachonk
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Because Edison was a ******* templar.

**** HIM
#114 to #110 - Lambda
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(05/09/2013) [-]
The last thing Edison wanted was for AC to become popular, because he had so much money invested in direct current. Even though it was clear he'd made a mistaken investment, he just wouldn't let it go.
#144 to #114 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I totally misread that at first.

I thought you meant Edison's last wishes were for AC to become successful.
im not too smart
#7 - superpats
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(05/09/2013) [-]
wait, that last quote isn't wrong...
#137 to #7 - chezpuf
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(05/09/2013) [-]
i think the point is that they will weigh "Only 1.5 tons!"
#29 - wishanonscouldpost
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Thomas Edison is probably histories biggest cunt.

In the sense of being a cunt and not a mass murderer.
#53 to #29 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(05/09/2013) [-]
YES! Someone agrees!
YES! Someone agrees!
#60 to #53 - jackknapp
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure we can ALL agree Thomas Edison was the biggest cunt to ever live.
#61 to #60 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#80 to #29 - Hreidmar
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(05/09/2013) [-]
There are bigger cunts, but yes. He was a fantastic businessman, which usually means being a dick to others. He screwed over Tesla quite badly, but Tesla wasn't the only victim.
#264 to #80 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
just because I enjoy rage, who are some bigger cunts?
#287 to #264 - Hreidmar
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Putin immediately comes to mind... Most of the Phelpses... Pat Robertson... Sargon (one of the most successful and brutal generals in history)... Timur...
#289 to #287 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I was only counting non-murdering cunts

You win with the WBC.

Michael Phelps, however, is a pretty cool guy.
#291 to #289 - Hreidmar
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Pat Robertson's non-murdering, though he may as well be. Putin... questionable murdering status, definite massive cockjuggling thundercunting monkey-dick asshole status.
#292 to #291 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
wait, I'm actually ignorant of the current political dealings of Putin.
Why is he a bad guy?

I know little of Pat robertson, so I assumed it was impossible for him to be more of a cunt than the WBC.
#293 to #292 - Hreidmar
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Putin's basically one of the most corrupt and power-hungry people on Earth. Currently Russia is similar to a European version of an African dictatorship. It's one of the richest countries on earth because of oil and diamonds (Russia has both in huge amounts) but almost no money makes it past a net of corrupt local, regional, and national officials. Putin's government basically jails (or worse) any serious attempts at an opposition (such as the case of Alexei Navalny, google him if you need more info) and Putin has an iron grip on almost all media. He did some good things for Russia back in the early 2000's, but that's all in the past. Now it's all about power and money.
#294 to #293 - srskate
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Such a shame, because he is quite the badass.

I now also recall that he won the russian polls with 140% of the vote.
#296 to #294 - Hreidmar
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(05/10/2013) [-]
See, that's the thing. He's not nearly the badass he's portrayed as. He didn't legitimately go diving for relics, those were planted about 5 minutes beforehand by officials. Yes, he hunts and does martial arts, but he's by far not the best or even in the top 25% of both trades/skills. A lot of the images of him riding horses, wrestling, diving, etc... are just media manipulations.

That being said, he could still probably crush my head like a beer can, but he's not the badass he's portrayed as.
#150 - HellsSponge
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The last one was correct

Computers weigh less than 1.5 tons.
#324 to #150 - zwartbr
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(05/10/2013) [-]
perfect gif is perfect
perfect gif is perfect
#290 to #150 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#10 - apocalypticburrito
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(05/09/2013) [-]
note to self:
dont trust the times
#141 - ooants
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(05/09/2013) [-]
This is exactly the reason why routinely assert that teleportation is impossible.
#65 - stabiloboss
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(05/09/2013) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS you reached the comments section.