The Pain. .. Only 2 days ago I witnessed something so horrifying that I'm not even sure I can explain it in enough detail, but I'm willing to try So I'm at work and need to
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#10 - liffian (05/09/2013) [-]
Only 2 days ago I witnessed something so horrifying that I'm not even sure I can explain it in enough detail, but I'm willing to try

So I'm at work and need to pick up some supplies, in the van I go to get to the merchants. On the way I see a sight that has been burned into the depths of my mind.

Walking on the pavement is a monster of a woman wearing a pair of leggings. Either these leggings were 4 sizes too small or she mistakenly put on tights. Because of this they were practically see through. I could very visibly see the very frilly red thong on this walrus of a woman's frame stretched to fit her bowling pin body.

To get the full picture here, imagine the diaper thing sumo wrestlers wear, make it red, skimpy and frilly. Bingo.

But you see, this wasn't the troubling part. I can handle the stomach churning sight of waddling walrus, what really got me though was the camel toe that came with it. But this wasn't just any camel toe, oh no. This particular camel toe was more like the camels entire ******* hoof, the size of my fist and eating so much of the legging-tights that she could have been smuggling Mexicans across the border.
#30 to #10 - fleszar (05/10/2013) [-]
seems to me you got a long good look at her
User avatar #37 to #30 - moldybreadcrumb (05/10/2013) [-]
It's like a train wreck.
No matter how much you don't want to, you always end up looking.
#44 to #37 - fleszar (05/10/2013) [-]
more like a circus show
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User avatar #42 to #10 - megusters (05/10/2013) [-]
I saw a fat bushy black woman walk out of a corner store with an umbrella, a tie die shirt, and no pants or panties, I WAS SCARRED.
User avatar #92 to #10 - foxyloxxy (05/10/2013) [-]
I've had kinda the same thing.
A girl pretty much as you described, but it was in P.E. class in high school and all the lockers had been taken except for the one next to her. She reeked of BO, like she couldnt wash her fat rolls or something. People always thought i was self conscious going into the stall to change, but no, it was because her sweaty ass decided to walk around like she was sexy...it was gross
#18 to #10 - jamsamx **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
#39 - uncalledforgiraffe (05/10/2013) [-]
There's a dude in my school who weighs like 300 lbs and wears yoga pants.
#48 to #39 - reiconex (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain those are just sweatpants being pushed to their absolute limit.
#56 to #48 - Gewdaism (05/10/2013) [-]
hahaaha oh my god i'm crying, Jimmy Carter's voice is ******* hilarious
#31 - obeythebiscuits (05/10/2013) [-]
i only came to the comments cuz i thought there would be bitches in yoga pants... there isnt any
i only came to the comments cuz i thought there would be bitches in yoga pants... there isnt any
#36 to #31 - fannypackattack (05/10/2013) [-]
Here ya go, pal.
User avatar #34 - turbodoosh (05/10/2013) [-]
>Be at college naked bike ride
>Awesome event, college campus literally packed with nude people, tons of hot girls
>Decide to participate because why the **** not?
>Start heading home with crew stark naked, we're all naked
>We have some really good looking girls in our crew, notbad.google.drive
>Except for one, extra large cheesy fries edition
> ******* fat rolls into infinity and beyond
>Smells like a ******* manatee
>Known for being a huge slut and for having chlamydia and gonorrhea several times
> ******* baffles me b/c she's disgusting, who the **** would stick their dick in that
>Not only that she's a horrible person who's literally always saying "I'm beautiful on the inside blah blah'
>We get home continue our drinking all still nude, it's fun as hell
>Until everyone goes outside to smoke a cig, I decide to chill and roll a spliff
>Then I hear behind me:
User avatar #35 to #34 - turbodoosh (05/10/2013) [-]
>"Hay turbodoosh you have pretty nick cock"
> ****** SHES STILL HERE ************
>"Uhh thanks? Your uhh yeah"
>"What you don't like my body?"
>Don't say anyhing try look away from Jupiter sitting behind me while I continue my task
>"Hey"
>As I turn to look again to tell her to **** off shes sitting there
> ******* spread legged, spreading her caustic vag, ohgodwtf?.jpeg
>It's got sores all around and on it
>Clearly you're not beautiful on the inside either
>Immediately look away trying to hold back my stomach, good god the smell!
>Bros come back just before she starts to make her next move
>Lets get the **** out of here and and smoke this STAT
>Hear her start to sob, whatever
>Night will always be the night I survived the attack of the mantee
>Still have PTSD of that disgusting vag
>Always wear a condom folks, always
User avatar #109 to #35 - myrtille ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
your profile pic makes this story even better
#99 to #35 - hudspud (05/10/2013) [-]
Making your story into two parts to get double the thumbs, you sly dog
User avatar #130 to #99 - localcatbarber (05/10/2013) [-]
Each post can only have a certain amout of lines. I think that's why.
#132 to #35 - greenthegunstar (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh my god, YUCK!!!
Oh my god, YUCK!!!
#27 - tiddycats (05/10/2013) [-]
I once saw a fat black chick wearing yoga pants, they were the same color as her skin.
I seriously thought she wasn't wearing any pants for a solid minute and couldn't stop staring.
#22 - quazyjash ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
And that's why Norman Bates turned psycho.
User avatar #103 to #101 - tkdftw (05/10/2013) [-]
Dear diary, if TheBigGummyBear thrusts his throbbing cock into my puckered asshole all my dreams would come true.
#24 - hungsloth (05/10/2013) [-]
it was my job to protect you-   
-master chief.
it was my job to protect you-
-master chief.
User avatar #26 to #24 - arcanezero (05/10/2013) [-]
not that sad after how she acts
#28 to #26 - hungsloth (05/10/2013) [-]
it wasn't her fault, she was overdue...
on the other hand, she gave chief a reason to fight...now he is alone..
#68 to #24 - spysappinmysasha (05/10/2013) [-]
So fades the great harvest of my betrayal...
#137 to #68 - didactus (05/10/2013) [-]
"Even these beasts recognize what you where oblivious to, human. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever"
"Even these beasts recognize what you where oblivious to, human. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever"
#29 to #24 - hydromatic (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm sad now.
I'm sad now.
#141 to #29 - didactus (05/10/2013) [-]
Feels incoming
User avatar #59 - climatus (05/10/2013) [-]
today in gym i walked past a rather heavy-set girl in yoga pants while she was bending over to tie her shoe. Those poor pants got stretched until they became translucent and i saw a thong being swallowed up by her ass. dont know whether to be sickened or aroused.
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User avatar #76 to #59 - hydromatic (05/10/2013) [-]
Both.
User avatar #62 to #59 - doodogger (05/10/2013) [-]
Be sickened.
#64 to #62 - climatus (05/10/2013) [-]
will do
will do
#32 - hippymofuka (05/10/2013) [-]
"I want you to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain."
User avatar #87 to #32 - nuclearapparition (05/10/2013) [-]
That's what popped into my head when I saw the title.
#91 - trollnoscopy ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
i think i need a hug too....
#117 to #91 - agentdennis (05/10/2013) [-]
Honestly from the back she looks fine
User avatar #119 to #91 - zorororonoa (05/10/2013) [-]
I ******* hate that add. Its on youtube of all places. I don't wanna show my mom or my little sister a video and then have that come up
#139 to #119 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
That problem can be fixed easily, but I don't know if I'll be banned if I told it here in an FJ comment. Sucks.
#43 - worldend (05/10/2013) [-]
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#73 to #43 - ggdhindo (05/10/2013) [-]
lets go to 			****		!
lets go to **** !
User avatar #52 to #19 - stallwallwriter (05/10/2013) [-]
Excuse me, do you know the name of this movie? I've seen this picture everywhere.
User avatar #70 to #52 - xkrystynax (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I do believe it is "Invasion of the body snatchers".
User avatar #142 to #70 - stallwallwriter (05/10/2013) [-]
thanks, my good man.
User avatar #143 to #142 - xkrystynax (05/10/2013) [-]
..I'm not a man, but no problem.
User avatar #144 to #143 - stallwallwriter (05/10/2013) [-]
Me neither!
Uterus buddies for ever.
User avatar #145 to #144 - xkrystynax (05/10/2013) [-]
Awhh yiss.
#9 - maddboiy (05/09/2013) [-]
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#8 - sirfisticuffs (05/09/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#77 - goobdol (05/10/2013) [-]
If the girl isn't seriously obese, then I pretty much have no problems with yoga pants.

Especially if dat ass is phat.
#80 to #77 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
sauce
User avatar #81 to #80 - goobdol (05/10/2013) [-]
Brooke Lee Adams, Mr. Anon.

And yes, there are pronz.
#12 - sacredfart (05/09/2013) [-]
someone please tell me the moviename

a pleasuring picture for the nice helping human
User avatar #15 to #12 - posalad (05/09/2013) [-]
The movie is Finding Neverland. It is a really great movie about the author of Peter Pan, J.M Barrie played by Johnny Depp. His Scottish accent is worth the emotional trauma and sadness.
#100 - hurleyy (05/10/2013) [-]
me when i see fat chicks in tight clothing
me when i see fat chicks in tight clothing
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