The Pain. .. Only 2 days ago I witnessed something so horrifying that I'm not even sure I can explain it in enough detail, but I'm willing to try So I'm at work and need to
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The Pain

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Submitted: 05/09/2013
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#10 - liffian (05/09/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Only 2 days ago I witnessed something so horrifying that I'm not even sure I can explain it in enough detail, but I'm willing to try

So I'm at work and need to pick up some supplies, in the van I go to get to the merchants. On the way I see a sight that has been burned into the depths of my mind.

Walking on the pavement is a monster of a woman wearing a pair of leggings. Either these leggings were 4 sizes too small or she mistakenly put on tights. Because of this they were practically see through. I could very visibly see the very frilly red thong on this walrus of a woman's frame stretched to fit her bowling pin body.

To get the full picture here, imagine the diaper thing sumo wrestlers wear, make it red, skimpy and frilly. Bingo.

But you see, this wasn't the troubling part. I can handle the stomach churning sight of waddling walrus, what really got me though was the camel toe that came with it. But this wasn't just any camel toe, oh no. This particular camel toe was more like the camels entire ******* hoof, the size of my fist and eating so much of the legging-tights that she could have been smuggling Mexicans across the border.
#16 - nooneofinterest (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - uncalledforgiraffe (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There's a dude in my school who weighs like 300 lbs and wears yoga pants.
#48 to #39 - reiconex ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain those are just sweatpants being pushed to their absolute limit.
User avatar #34 - turbodoosh ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Be at college naked bike ride
>Awesome event, college campus literally packed with nude people, tons of hot girls
>Decide to participate because why the **** not?
>Start heading home with crew stark naked, we're all naked
>We have some really good looking girls in our crew, notbad.google.drive
>Except for one, extra large cheesy fries edition
> ******* fat rolls into infinity and beyond
>Smells like a ******* manatee
>Known for being a huge slut and for having chlamydia and gonorrhea several times
> ******* baffles me b/c she's disgusting, who the **** would stick their dick in that
>Not only that she's a horrible person who's literally always saying "I'm beautiful on the inside blah blah'
>We get home continue our drinking all still nude, it's fun as hell
>Until everyone goes outside to smoke a cig, I decide to chill and roll a spliff
>Then I hear behind me:
User avatar #35 to #34 - turbodoosh ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
>"Hay turbodoosh you have pretty nick cock"
> ****** SHES STILL HERE ************
>"Uhh thanks? Your uhh yeah"
>"What you don't like my body?"
>Don't say anyhing try look away from Jupiter sitting behind me while I continue my task
>"Hey"
>As I turn to look again to tell her to **** off shes sitting there
> ******* spread legged, spreading her caustic vag, ohgodwtf?.jpeg
>It's got sores all around and on it
>Clearly you're not beautiful on the inside either
>Immediately look away trying to hold back my stomach, good god the smell!
>Bros come back just before she starts to make her next move
>Lets get the **** out of here and and smoke this STAT
>Hear her start to sob, whatever
>Night will always be the night I survived the attack of the mantee
>Still have PTSD of that disgusting vag
>Always wear a condom folks, always
#31 - obeythebiscuits (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i only came to the comments cuz i thought there would be bitches in yoga pants... there isnt any
i only came to the comments cuz i thought there would be bitches in yoga pants... there isnt any
#36 to #31 - fannypackattack (05/10/2013) [-]
Here ya go, pal.
#27 - tiddycats (05/10/2013) [-]
I once saw a fat black chick wearing yoga pants, they were the same color as her skin.
I seriously thought she wasn't wearing any pants for a solid minute and couldn't stop staring.
#22 - quazyjash (05/10/2013) [-]
And that's why Norman Bates turned psycho.
#101 - TheBigGummyBear (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#43 - worldend (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#24 - hungsloth (05/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
it was my job to protect you-   
-master chief.
it was my job to protect you-
-master chief.
#32 - hippymofuka ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I want you to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain."
User avatar #59 - climatus (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
today in gym i walked past a rather heavy-set girl in yoga pants while she was bending over to tie her shoe. Those poor pants got stretched until they became translucent and i saw a thong being swallowed up by her ass. dont know whether to be sickened or aroused.
User avatar #62 to #59 - doodogger (05/10/2013) [-]
Be sickened.
#83 - drdiddly (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in high school gym class   
>hot chick in gym, nice booty, best in Yoga pants that's what I like most about gym   
>Get paired up to do dance routine   
>Really good, agree on music we want to play   
>Unfortunately she misses a gym class, so I'm paired up with a fat girl   
>Some fat girls are kind and maybe don't mean to be fat, not this whale   
>She eats too much and is a bitch, she once put "Yolo" in a picture of her eating a cake   
>I have to do it anyways so for this gym class, I have to do her dance   
>Start doing retarded dance, gay as 						****					.    
>She bumped into me and I was sucked into her fat and then spat out like a kid who is picky with his food   
>i'm okay though, Start doing dance, godzilla Girl steps of my foot   
>Pain is unbearable, jerk foot out from her fat ass foot   
>Stings for a bit, just put some ice on it and sat on stage for a bit then go to dance   
>Jump down, snap foot (seriously, I broke my leg)   
>In pain but don't feel it because of adrenaline    
>"GET UP, WE HAVE TO KEEP DANCING!!"    
>Gym teacher saw me fall wrong and rushes over   
>Bitch shoves me with foot like I'm a dead squirrel or something   
>Pull leg out from under me, bent awkwardly   
>Gym teacher is there, in a few minutes I go to the hospital   
>Hot girl feels sorry for me, she hates lard-o too   
>She visits me in hospital, she's nice, not my girlfriend, still single, hates douche bags, LIKES VIDEO GAMES   
>She kind of likes me   
Moral of the story: It could be the biggest bitch that'll get you the best   
I also never knew she liked video games.
>Be in high school gym class
>hot chick in gym, nice booty, best in Yoga pants that's what I like most about gym
>Get paired up to do dance routine
>Really good, agree on music we want to play
>Unfortunately she misses a gym class, so I'm paired up with a fat girl
>Some fat girls are kind and maybe don't mean to be fat, not this whale
>She eats too much and is a bitch, she once put "Yolo" in a picture of her eating a cake
>I have to do it anyways so for this gym class, I have to do her dance
>Start doing retarded dance, gay as **** .
>She bumped into me and I was sucked into her fat and then spat out like a kid who is picky with his food
>i'm okay though, Start doing dance, godzilla Girl steps of my foot
>Pain is unbearable, jerk foot out from her fat ass foot
>Stings for a bit, just put some ice on it and sat on stage for a bit then go to dance
>Jump down, snap foot (seriously, I broke my leg)
>In pain but don't feel it because of adrenaline
>"GET UP, WE HAVE TO KEEP DANCING!!"
>Gym teacher saw me fall wrong and rushes over
>Bitch shoves me with foot like I'm a dead squirrel or something
>Pull leg out from under me, bent awkwardly
>Gym teacher is there, in a few minutes I go to the hospital
>Hot girl feels sorry for me, she hates lard-o too
>She visits me in hospital, she's nice, not my girlfriend, still single, hates douche bags, LIKES VIDEO GAMES
>She kind of likes me
Moral of the story: It could be the biggest bitch that'll get you the best
I also never knew she liked video games.
#77 - goobdol (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If the girl isn't seriously obese, then I pretty much have no problems with yoga pants.

Especially if dat ass is phat.
#12 - sacredfart (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
someone please tell me the moviename

a pleasuring picture for the nice helping human
#91 - trollnoscopy (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i think i need a hug too....
#9 - maddboiy (05/09/2013) [-]
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