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Lucid your dreams. Also probably a repost

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#335 - scorpiom (05/10/2013) [-]
I was able to control my dream once.

I was doing something that i knew i would never do in real life and when i realized that, i was able to fly and do pretty much whatever i could imagine. My dream only lasted for what felt like 15 more minutes after i realized i was dreaming. It was an incredible experience and i have never been able to do it again since.
#334 - tealkangaroo (05/10/2013) [-]
lucid dreaming is ******* scary and I do not recommend it
User avatar #331 - thebannedzombie (05/10/2013) [-]
I worked at it for a long time, and now I get lucid dreams more nights than I don't. I only have one little ******* problem. I begin to feel like I am waking up almost immediately after I start altering my dream. I fight it and fight it but I always wake up. I get pissed about the missed opportunity and start my day... Only I'm still ******* asleep, and still dreaming. I have simply lost the conscious knowledge that I am in fact asleep and am then doubly pissed off in the morning.
#330 - burgersystem (05/10/2013) [-]
i see what you did there.
User avatar #329 - gtk (05/10/2013) [-]
I realized I was in a dream once. A giant monster appeared and I yelled: "I know this is a dream, you arnt real!"

The ****** just said in a creepy voice: "Yeah, but I can make it so that you never wake up!"

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User avatar #324 - gglai (05/10/2013) [-]
>be me
>lucid dreaming
>think i have superpowers like the human torch (guy from fantastic 4)
>learned how to fly using fire
>fly around underground caves of graveyards with other human torches
Best. Dream. Ever.
User avatar #325 to #324 - gglai (05/10/2013) [-]
I dreamt I was ******* my teacher so that was pretty cool too.
#323 - toaki (05/10/2013) [-]
I was able to perform this several times..
but never last long. because within a few second I will realize I was in a dream and it will woke me up
and once i woke up, I couldn't go back to sleep

so, there you go. I stop doing it
User avatar #321 - dyldoemackinson (05/10/2013) [-]
I remember one lucid dream I had. I was on a carrier in the ocean during a huge storm with big ass waves. For some reason I was being chased by a pack of wolves. After realizing I was dreaming, I killed them all just by thinking about it.

I kept bringing them back to life and killing them again. **** was nuts.
#320 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Lucid dreaming can also cause insomnia.
#319 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I've never had complete control over my dreams, but there have been a few where I knew what I was doing, and was altering the events.
The best one was probably standing in front of a house in the desert with boulders all around (don't know why my mind made that the setting) but I became somewhat aware of the dream and started moving the boulders around with my mind and stacking them and stuff.
Whenever I get some control over a dream, it's like a hazy scene from a movie, I can't just go do whatever, I have to stay within the confines of the setting my mind makes, but I can do alot.
I love how ***** all my other dreams are - its amazing to recall a ridiculous dream that seemed so normal in your sleep.
Someone could slap me in the face with a pickle and tell me I'm the president of the pacific ocean in a dream and I wouldn't even question it. It always makes me laugh when I wake up.
#317 - infinitereaper (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't know how many times I've seen this now, but allow me to drop some knowledge:   
   
This 						****					 ain't easy   
   
Not waking up ain't easy.   
   
Realizing that you only dreamed you woke up, and didn't really wake up aint easy.   
   
Wake Initiated Lucid Dreaming is the craziest 						****					 ever, but requires the power of a zen monk.   
   
I don't have the time nor health to delve back into it... but one day... I'll take the journey... I long to see those stars and the gate of life once again.
Don't know how many times I've seen this now, but allow me to drop some knowledge:

This **** ain't easy

Not waking up ain't easy.

Realizing that you only dreamed you woke up, and didn't really wake up aint easy.

Wake Initiated Lucid Dreaming is the craziest **** ever, but requires the power of a zen monk.

I don't have the time nor health to delve back into it... but one day... I'll take the journey... I long to see those stars and the gate of life once again.
#316 - BabyJake (05/10/2013) [-]
I wish it were this easy
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User avatar #300 - sidekickman (05/10/2013) [-]
Here are some other strategies I used to learn to Lucid Dream;
1. Write the letter "A" on your hand. Every time you see it, ask "Am I awake?" Simply asking while sleeping can spark lucidity.
2. Try and push your finger into your hand regularly. In a dream, your hands are very elastic and your finger will go through.
3. Focus on the floor beneath you while looking up. This can have many different results; the ceiling looking like the floor, or as it happens to me, the floor turning into sand. This one is extremely effective because you are required to think about your surroundings.

That's what I did, hope it helps!
#299 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Most of what I've seen in the comments about "activities" in lucid dreams has been novelty. Sex, flying, crazy random **** ..all cool as hell but the effect wears quickly IMO. Just wait until you have absolute control, to the point where you don't need triggers or signs. You can start to get to this point by doing WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dream). Full cognition of dream is something that is magical
User avatar #298 - winsauceiswin (05/10/2013) [-]
i had a lucid dream and the ONLY thing i did was run really fast in it once i realized i was dreaming but i woke myself up..
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User avatar #322 to #313 - winsauceiswin (05/10/2013) [-]
that'll help me stay asleep? because i lucid dreampt on accident lol but if it every happens again i'll rememeber that
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User avatar #333 to #332 - winsauceiswin (05/10/2013) [-]
haha alright man
User avatar #296 - xxkillionarexx (05/10/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I was a Prototype and went on a huge killing spree.


Best. Dream. Ever
User avatar #303 to #296 - asasqw (05/10/2013) [-]
Were you Mercer, Heller, or someone of your own creation? Did you have the same powers as the games or something new? Were you killing Blackwatch, Gentec, infected, or civilians?
User avatar #304 to #303 - xxkillionarexx (05/10/2013) [-]
I was my own creation with the power of Mercer and Heller combined.

I had the same powers they had.

I cut my way through a horde of infected and Evolved and had a final showdown with Alex.
User avatar #306 to #304 - asasqw (05/10/2013) [-]
I had one a while back were I was one of my own creation. I had more a predatory power skill set and kept eating my way up till I could find out who infected me. Then shake his hand then leave to another city to do **** all.
User avatar #308 to #306 - xxkillionarexx (05/10/2013) [-]
Who needs to ****** their maker when you can just thank them? :D
User avatar #315 to #308 - asasqw (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh you gave me superpowers. Here let me kill you for making me near indestructible and a weapon of mass destruction.

Absorb top 3 best people at anything
Combine skills
Get endorsement
Profit
Not that hard Mercer
User avatar #318 to #315 - xxkillionarexx (05/10/2013) [-]
I didn't kill Mercer, I spared him and teamed up with him.

We took over New York City and started to spread the infection around the country.
User avatar #295 - ctshack (05/10/2013) [-]
yea try to fly great idea! but what do i do when i realize im not dreaming....do i just stop falling?
User avatar #294 - meganinja ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
How can people do reality checks? When I'm asleep i'm so out of it if the time changes 6 times in a row everytime I look at it, I won't notice, even if i'm trying to.
#305 to #294 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Best method for doing a reality check that I have found. Close your mouth and pinch your nose than try to breath, in the real you will not be able to breath, in the dreamscape you will be able to breath
User avatar #288 - Nystro (05/10/2013) [-]
I have recently been reading in psychology about dreaming. A bit of this is complete ******** .
#307 to #288 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
The only problem with the post is the generalization of lucid dreamers being creative, problem oriented, and believing in self responsibility; everything else about the post is accurate. - source- someone who has been lucid dreaming for 15 years
User avatar #345 to #307 - Nystro (05/10/2013) [-]
The sleep stages are off a bit. Only one in eight will ever experience a lucid dream? R.E.M. is caused by your eyes looking at where you look in dreams? I don't think your eyes dark back and forth that quickly in your dreams unless you're dreaming of having a seizure or something. And like you said, linking personality traits to lucid dreamer is weird considering anyone can lucid dream.
#355 to #345 - seizure (05/11/2013) [-]
having a what? the **** did you just say?
#356 to #355 - Nystro (05/11/2013) [-]
Your name is seizure and you aren't using one of those crazy flashing images as your avatar? Waste of the name if you ask me. Here, have mine.
Your name is seizure and you aren't using one of those crazy flashing images as your avatar? Waste of the name if you ask me. Here, have mine.
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