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I have an small rat problem?
Okay so I had a rat trap out in , like one ofthose cage traps. I go out to
the toolshed and matray somehow caught 2 rats, I' m not sure how. I had checked
back about a week later and they had started breeding one ofthe rats was nursing. I
was havin a giggle so I kinda left it alone for a couple of months. Today ajust opened
to get a rake to get some yardwork done and a bunch of rats poured out
ofthe door. I think they bred so much they broke the cage but couldn' t break the door
and now is infested with a bunch offerd incest rats, how can I clean
them out and what are my chances begetting the black plague
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#6 - winrobert (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"rat incest"
#37 - winstonsexton (05/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
User avatar #12 - apocalypticburrito (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Breed rats to fill shed
>Learn flute
>Play flute all day near shed till rats love it
>Realease the rats
>You are now the pied piper
>Get paid
#3 - iamtheblackgoat (05/09/2013) [-]
One of my favorite internet anythings
User avatar #4 - nippon (05/09/2013) [-]
a bunch of dead incest cannibal rats__
#5 - ferndizzle (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
well...30 to 50 percent of the people exposed to the black plague died... so ...
User avatar #7 to #5 - eddymolly (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, hundreds of years ago. Now a days its pretty simple to cure, couple of injections, some bed care and you're done
#42 - peptobismalk (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#19 - darthmowgli (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
u avin a giggle m8
#13 - ThpiderMan (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"What are my chances of getting the black plague"
User avatar #62 - deathcampforjewtie (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love his name is Remmy and he has a rat problem.
#46 - tiberioustyphr (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
'What are my chances of getting the black plague'
'What are my chances of getting the black plague'
#65 - clownsplosion (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, I found out what I'm going to do this weekend.
#2 - nockae (05/09/2013) [-]
>what are my chances of getting the black plague?
>what are my chances of getting the black plague?
#85 - awesomeruben (05/10/2013) [-]
This will solve everything
#24 - aldheim (05/09/2013) [-]
By the Void....
#54 - fukyeahraptorr (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#34 - fightstofight (05/09/2013) [-]
the yahoos account owners name is remmy which also happens to be the name of the rat from the Disney movie ratatouille. this guys real reason of not getting rid of them in the first place is that he wanted a little chef too.
#52 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Catch two rats in a cage.
Say nothing about feeding them or giving them water.
Somehow two rats have enough nourishment to give birth a ******** of times.
Rats fill cage, to the point of no movement...still somehow keep getting nourishment to bread.
Can bread without movement.
******** .
User avatar #69 to #52 - ihatem (05/09/2013) [-]
Why would you post bread on sfw you dirty son of a inbread
#33 - thekich (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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