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Scientists Invent Oxygen Particle That If
Injected, Allows You To Live Without
Breathing
New Medical Discovery
A team of scientists at the Boston Children' s Hospital have invented what is being considered
one the greatest medical breakthroughs in recent years. They have designed a
that can be injected into a perrson' s bloodstream that can quickly oxygenate their bleed. This
will even work if the ability to breathe has been constricted, er even cut off entirely.
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#4 - aasherknight ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (69 replies)
Oxygen in your bloodstream would not suppress the urge to breath. Breathing is required due to needing to exhale carbon dioxide as to avoid poisoning and is caused when carbon dioxide levels are reaching dangerous levels. So even if you have this in your body and do not to intake oxygen you would still need to exhale, but the issue that you cannot exhale without inhaling rises and this then has little use outside of very controlled circumstances.
#61 - lujan (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Don't accidently your oxygen with your marijuanas. If you inject too many marijuanas you'll become an alcohol.
#10 - blizzeh (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Finally I can have my entire apartment be airtight
No one will hear the screams
#67 - ThpiderMan (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This seems like the kind of thing that could go horribly wrong in unintended ways and bring about a zombie holocaust.     
   
Or infinite swimming.  I dunno.
This seems like the kind of thing that could go horribly wrong in unintended ways and bring about a zombie holocaust.

Or infinite swimming. I dunno.
User avatar #100 - gibroner (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
good because breathing is fucking exhausting
#157 - wonderlandman (05/09/2013) [-]
finally i can sleep under water
#154 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If you read the article it only works for 20 minutes.
User avatar #166 to #154 - cormy (05/09/2013) [-]
Inject MOAR.
Get that shit into fking pills.
Take that shit out to the nearest lake, host your next Triwizard tournament.
Be a BAUSS and have UNDERWATER SEX.
SO MUCH UNDERWATER SEX.
Film yourself having UPSIDE DOWN UNDERWATER SEX IN YOUR UNDERWATER HOUSE!
Make your bed UNDERWATER.
Slap your sister UNDERWATER.
Ruin your homework UNDERWATER. Fuck that dog ate my homework bullcrap, my UNDERWATER HOUSE DESTROYED IT!
Play dubstep UNDERWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
THEN DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
#235 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You could inject someone then suffocate them for a full 20 minutes, they would still panic and thrash because their brain would think it's going to die. Excellent.
#178 - TodayIAmMe (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
and that's how Argonians were made
User avatar #1 - poppinawheelie (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
....I see a face
#2 to #1 - theguynamedme (05/09/2013) [-]
It is a face... well, all of the blood vessels in your head
It is a face... well, all of the blood vessels in your head
#180 - wardylocks (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can finally take up a full time career as a mermaid
I can finally take up a full time career as a mermaid
#41 - Cleavland Steamer (05/09/2013) [-]
who needs to breathe when you have swag?
#265 - znigga (05/09/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one thinking about Futurama right now.
User avatar #6 - ampy (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I am manually breathing because of this post.
#230 - bemmo (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One of these is not correct.
#124 - strifethethird (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
this only works for 15-30 minutes....
#130 to #125 - sketchysketchist (05/09/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Vegans ** That's 14-29 more mins than I'll need to fuck a mermaid.
User avatar #56 - satanlovesyou (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!! BLITZBALL!!
#496 - mrmamric (05/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
America: Because breathing is getting to fucking hard nowadays.

P.S. nowadays is a word you Nazis.
User avatar #152 - mamemamo (05/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
What about the CO2 build up in your body? Fair enough, you don't need to take in oxygen, but the CO2 needs to be removed, or you'll get respiratory acidosis or some shit.
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