True Panic. Don't look at the tags. then: you have nth experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet at a friend' s house During
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True Panic

Don't look at the tags

Tags: i | Love | You
then:
you have nth
experienced true panic
until you come face to
face with an
overflowing toilet
at a friend' s house
During a fancy party.
And that' s the only bathroom,
And there' s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys
spawn from
...
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Submitted: 05/09/2013
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User avatar #3 - habasparkz (05/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This happened to me once.
>Be me, huge party at some kids house for the end of graduation
>Downstairs bathroom is off limits for god knows what
>Only bathroom is the one upstairs
>Not really a line but 1 or 2 people are waiting behind me
>Fat **** comes out of the bathroom
>Smells of asscrack and lemons (Do not know why lemons)
>Go in, pop a squat
>Gets intense, fast
>Take off shirt and strain that ************
>It's not a turd anymore it has to be my small intestine
>Finally pass the thing
>It's the size of a newborn
>Did not even bother flushing
>Idea
>Turn on the water in the shower
>Take a shower
>10 Min later come out of the bathroom still wet from the shower
>People are confused so I explain I never used the toilet
>Just say someone dumped soda on me so I took a shower
>Totally got away with it
>Everyone thinks it was the fat ****
>Fat **** is now called the "Party Pooper"
No Regrets.
#2 - katiexxlove (05/09/2013) [-]
do NOT go in there
User avatar #16 - ctenop (05/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
And all you have to wipe your ass with is a bible....
#5 - aesis (05/09/2013) [-]
>Be about 8 or 9
>Family party to celebrate my cousin turning 21
>Upstairs with cousins my own age
>Playing some vidya
>My aunt comes and goes into the bathroom which is next to the room we are in
>She goes down
>15 minutes later, have to ****
>Go into the bathroom
>Squeeze dem buns tighter than a nun's arse
>Nothing is happening
>My ass is dry heaving so hard I could almost feel my intestines pour out of my arse
>Finally a **** comes
>Stand and go to flush
> ******* huge
>So proud of myself
>Flush
>Wont go down
> ****************
>keep trying but nothing happens
>walk out, go into the room and sit down, watching my cousins play
>"Ugh, what the **** is that smell"
> ******************** i forgot to close the door
>No seems to have realised I went to the bathroom
>They all thought it was my aunt
#1 - pooflinger (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#30 - dustypengwin (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #25 - TheseChocodiles (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Blocked toilet? It wont flush at all?
Put dish soap (something like fairy liquid for the british) in the bowl
Boil the kettle, leave it for a few minutes so it doesnt crack the bowl, then pour that into the toilet.
Leave for a few minutes and there you go.

I was left home alone, and before my parents left, my dad left me the gift of the biggest ******* **** in the toilet. I worried over that **** for a day, and was on google wondering what the **** I do cause I had guests coming.
#26 to #25 - gmarrox (05/09/2013) [-]
And then you decided to abandon the project and **** in a hole outside.
#62 - maxmoefoe (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Broly ** Like anyone on tumblr actually went to a social event
User avatar #53 - younglegend (05/09/2013) [-]
>First time one of my friends ever came over
>Group science project or some ****
>goes to the bathroom
>floods the bitch
>little did he know it happens very often
>We clean it
>He feels bad
>Never comes over again
>Apologizes to me all the time
>Always comes up in conversations as we reminisce on the past
#77 - sirbrentcoe (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
gorm
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#27 to #23 - zorororonoa (05/09/2013) [-]
No one is saying that. Not in the comments, not in the content. So why do you feel like you have to add it?
#6 - esmebuffay (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There's really no other viable course of action.
There's really no other viable course of action.
#44 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
That happened once. Friend laughed his ass off and we tried to clean it all with towels and toilet paper. Then his mum arrived at home and cleaned it up. None of us got into trouble.
That happened once. Friend laughed his ass off and we tried to clean it all with towels and toilet paper. Then his mum arrived at home and cleaned it up. None of us got into trouble.
#14 - lyfeonpaper (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - fatzanzy (05/09/2013) [-]
yep, time to go
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