Why I'm Single. I guess you could say he's Robin all the girls hearts. BERNINI'S ' NIH I' ll] SHINE
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User avatar #42 to #17 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Me too ._.
#61 to #17 - TheSchwartz (05/09/2013) [-]
Until extacy
#4 - dosburritos ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #4 - siridontcare (05/09/2013) [-]
my lip reading is giving me a headache. WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING? because its not whats written.
User avatar #141 to #108 - helidead (05/09/2013) [-]
It looks like he might be saying "Greaaaat personality."
User avatar #150 to #141 - siridontcare (05/09/2013) [-]
I think you are right. wish the whole sentence would have been done. The P sound looks derpy I think.
User avatar #125 to #108 - jakekel ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
"naaaaah-bu-la-shus"
#181 to #4 - themanoffail (05/09/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#221 to #181 - dosburritos ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
well hey there
well hey there
#346 to #221 - themanoffail (05/09/2013) [-]
I see your busy.. My I'll come back later
I see your busy.. My I'll come back later
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#180 to #1 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Because you can say "I'm not looking for a girlfriend" when some girls ask you out?. . . I can only think they meant that. I've used it before. . .
User avatar #24 - jajathezombie (05/09/2013) [-]
You're ugly or boring. Being nice doesn't mean girls are going to like you, it just means they should be nice in return. And no, being nice doesn't mean letting you bone them. So many beta fags think being nice makes them desirable. You know what makes you desirable? Being INTERESTING. You don't have to be ripped, you don't even have to be attractive, you just have to go the **** outside every once in a while. Pick up some sort of hobby. Learn to play an instrument, draw something, play a sport, go rock climbing, jump out of a plane, do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer. You will meet people with similar interests, possibly even someone of the opposite gender who wants to diddle your naughty parts.
User avatar #233 to #24 - hollyfries (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I hate where I live. I have lots of hobbies and can really be interesting, but where I live, nobody does anything. Nobody is having a hobby so you can't really to talk to anyone about anything. Especially girls. Here girls are all clones. They do nothing, look "good" (I put the "" because they DO look good but once you see only girls like that you get bored very quick) and are extremely superficial, and the only thing you can make them like you is to be a guido clone with no hobby or anything and money. They don't care about anything else. And our "mainstream" is stupider than anything you've ever seen. Nicki Minaj is a goddess compared to our mainstream. We literally have songs with gibberish lyrics making it into top 5. I'd love so much to be in america...Here I cand only get about a girlfriend once a year and that's because I hardly find girls who listen to one band that I like or do something.
User avatar #178 to #24 - mayormilkman (05/09/2013) [-]
Interesting how a lesbian is telling the men how to be with women.
User avatar #390 to #178 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
Who better? I am one, and I twiddle their diddles.
User avatar #325 to #24 - deathlord (05/09/2013) [-]
I agree with most of what you said, about how you need to be interesting. Of course you should be interesting to that person, but you also stated that in order to be interesting you have to go outside and "do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer" which is entirely wrong. You're assuming that not a single female exists on this planet finds these kinds of people interesting. As anecdotal evidence I have a girlfriend and she's very well aware of how much I love playing PC games, and surfing the net, she understands that. So yeah, being interesting could mean ANYTHING, it all depends on the person.

User avatar #391 to #325 - jajathezombie (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's impossible to get a girlfriend when you surf the net and play games all day. Sure, there are women out there who share that interest and who you may meet through that hobby. Hell, I was in a long-term committed relationship with a girl I met through an online game, and it was great. You're just far more likely to meet someone by leaving the house, doing something productive and/or active, and socializing with others face-to-face on a regular basis.
User avatar #392 to #391 - deathlord (05/10/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #43 to #24 - breakfastskippa (05/09/2013) [-]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
#139 to #24 - goodcheese (05/09/2013) [-]
thumb for "diddle your naughty parts"
#36 to #24 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
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A girl touched my peepee once
User avatar #47 - kikisu ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Well I'm a girl and my longest relationships have been with nice guys. See I have this thing were I'm nice, and so any nerd takes that as me "flirting." I have a friend who's in the friendzone, but I've explicitly stated I don't have any feelings for him and he's just a friend and will only be just a friend (mostly because before he realized I had tits, he used to treat me like **** ). He still insists on trying to date me, and gets all pissy when I shoot him down. It isn't my fault when I've been extremely clear with my intentions.
User avatar #184 to #47 - nintendolover (05/09/2013) [-]
I see where you're coming from. The problem with most people claiming to be in the "friendzone" is that they somehow think it's your personal responsibility to be dating them just because they like you and are nice to you.
User avatar #3 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [-]
or it could be that you expect a woman should repay your kindness by dropping your shorts. if you feel you deserve something for being nice, you're not nice.
User avatar #81 to #3 - crazyhindu (05/09/2013) [-]
considering guys hate when women don't drop any hints towards liking them...guys do the samething they just be nice, without any hints at all.
#213 to #3 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Stupid comment... You like someone and want to share those feelings with that person and want that this person feels for you just like you feel for him/her. There is nothing bat about that. You're just degrading people and feelings you faggot.
#8 to #3 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up, we understand you faggot. Let's all be douchbags by your logic not be nice.
User avatar #10 to #3 - spior (05/09/2013) [-]
I've been seeing this a lot lately.
Wanting a relationship != wanting to get in her pants.
You don't stop being single after you bone a chick.
#189 to #10 - yomommabinshoppin (05/09/2013) [-]
I just want a hug from somebody aside from my mother
User avatar #274 to #189 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [-]
-hug-
User avatar #11 to #10 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [-]
To everyone on this site, that seems to be the end game
#12 to #11 - spior (05/09/2013) [-]
Most of the people who say this aren't even old enough to have sex.
Even then I have hardly seen anyone say something like this.
Bottom lime is, they're just lonely. That's no reason to be a dick about it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [-]
They'd stop being lonely if they actually functioned like people.
User avatar #14 to #13 - spior (05/09/2013) [-]
Ever heard of social anxiety?
Most of them are like that because of traumatizing childhood experiences and stuff like that. No reason to bring them down even more.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordgeneral (05/09/2013) [-]
It's been proven that social anxieties are not a legitimate issue in social function
#28 to #15 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Social anxieties are not a legitimate issue? Then what the **** are they?
User avatar #16 to #15 - spior (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I really doubt that.
Maybe after years of therapy, sure.
User avatar #207 to #14 - cryingchicken (05/09/2013) [-]
>traumatizing childhood experiences
"MUUUUUUUUM, BEN SAID I'M STUUUPID!!"
User avatar #394 to #207 - spior (05/10/2013) [-]
When Ben calls you stupid for the next 14 years of your life, you tend to think that you're stupid and everyone thinks of you as stupid.
User avatar #402 to #394 - cryingchicken (05/10/2013) [-]
damn... you are one sheltered **** . LE HELP ME COS HE WAS A MEEEENIE!!!!
User avatar #404 to #402 - spior (05/10/2013) [-]
Never said I was referring to myself.
Ironic *********** is still *********** .
#72 - destroyerofcunt (05/09/2013) [-]
im single because i don't leave the house
im single because i don't leave the house
User avatar #275 - tehweave (05/09/2013) [-]
Man... Why am I single?

Could it be my huge beer belly?
Double chin?
Neckbeard?
Manboobs?
I smell?
I have no confidence in myself?
No self esteem?
Shy?
Introverted?
I don't care enough to make improvements in my life, how I look, or how I act?
I'm too nice?

Must be that last one.
#154 - Yojimbo (05/09/2013) [-]
Everyone in the comments trying to defend why they are single
Everyone in the comments trying to defend why they are single
User avatar #193 - azraelthemage (05/09/2013) [-]
What if I'm single because I make no attempts to date a girl?
Stop being a pussy and admit it guys.
User avatar #54 - UA partay (05/09/2013) [-]
I used to think this way as well, but then I realized that I am pretty damn boring. Yes, I have a decent sense of humor, but when I say I am boring, I mean that I don't really do anything outside of working out and school. Plus, I am not attractive in the least bit (working out don't fix yo face).
User avatar #56 to #54 - iwaspromisedcake (05/09/2013) [-]
Don't be so hard on yourself, man. There are people out there who will find you interesting.
User avatar #57 to #56 - UA partay (05/09/2013) [-]
There are. They're my teammates and friends. And my friends' girlfriends. Basically, I would love a girlfriend, but I won't be depressed if I don't have one. Just livin' life, you know?

Thank you for the words of encouragement though. I always appreciate a nice gesture.
#309 to #57 - whereismynigga (05/09/2013) [-]
Same story for me, dunno why but i want to hug you bro.
User avatar #386 to #309 - UA partay (05/10/2013) [-]
I would return with the manliest hug ever.
User avatar #34 - syntheticdoll (05/09/2013) [-]
CORRECTION: I'm a level 90 Paladin.
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#326 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm nice to girls   
why?   
because I'm nice to almost everybody    
A lot of the girls I'm nice to make me their friend   
does that piss me off?   
no, I'm glad to have friends. And I gladly welcome more friends   
   
The main reason why I'm single is because I'm shy as hell around girls I like or it could be my looks, I don't know   
   
Just a few days ago I was at a local fair getting in line for a ride with one of my friends who happened to be a girl. We were surrounded by little swagfag kids, they looks 12-13 years old. One of them asked if I was dating her, which I said no. They were all laughing saying 			****		 like "lol do you know what the friendzone is bro because you're so deep in it! Forever alone!" My friend was so close to losing it and hitting the kids, which she later did.   
   
So yeah, just letting most of you know, there's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just something that gives people another thing to complain about
I'm nice to girls
why?
because I'm nice to almost everybody
A lot of the girls I'm nice to make me their friend
does that piss me off?
no, I'm glad to have friends. And I gladly welcome more friends

The main reason why I'm single is because I'm shy as hell around girls I like or it could be my looks, I don't know

Just a few days ago I was at a local fair getting in line for a ride with one of my friends who happened to be a girl. We were surrounded by little swagfag kids, they looks 12-13 years old. One of them asked if I was dating her, which I said no. They were all laughing saying **** like "lol do you know what the friendzone is bro because you're so deep in it! Forever alone!" My friend was so close to losing it and hitting the kids, which she later did.

So yeah, just letting most of you know, there's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just something that gives people another thing to complain about
#83 - sparkieemae (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm such a nice guy   
   
omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.   
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.   
   
No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'   
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
I'm such a nice guy

omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.

No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
User avatar #92 to #83 - GnRNoD (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually i'm a very nice guy, and i have a lot of female friends, some are hot, some are not...

I try to avoid getting it on with them, tho sometimes it happens...

When i pick up chicks at a club or something i'm blunt and direct, but i allways use a compliment be it before or after i get to make out with them.
you don't have to be a douche, just by sounding confident you'll get it started.

My best female friend whom has friendzone'd me and i have friendzone'd her as well and i are constantly all over each other, it's a fixation we both have on each other, and we've never kissed.
#106 to #92 - sparkieemae (05/09/2013) [-]
Cool story bro. Tell it again.
User avatar #112 to #106 - GnRNoD (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey i'm just saying you don't have to be a douche to get the ladies...
#114 to #112 - sparkieemae (05/09/2013) [-]
Crowd overjoyed as bro tells cool story again.
User avatar #148 to #114 - GnRNoD (05/09/2013) [-]
This story was brought to you by bro corp, investors in cool.
#327 to #114 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
<makes general statement about nice guys only being nice to get in pants and are assholes, so it is inferred that op is a victim of one of the possible "nice guy douchebags"
<counter point made with personal references
< rebuttal consists of sarcasm and no point given to re-validate original statement
< opposition restates counterpoint in a concise form,
< more sarcasm with nothing to back statement yet again,

< you have no proof, or anything for that matter to substantiate your generic statement about us nice guys actually being assholes. if they're really nice guys, they dont expect anything in return for being a "nice guy" its who they are and thats your first clue on if someones a "nice guy"
this is sexism regardless of ops gender, you're profiling an entire mindset of the male gender to be douchenozzles and pricks, and people wonder why guys are assholes to some women
User avatar #406 to #327 - sparkieemae (05/10/2013) [-]
Anon ya see, the thing is, cool though his story may be it's not really relevant to anything that I had just said.
#341 to #106 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually i'm a very nice guy, and i have a lot of female friends, some are hot, some are not...

I try to avoid getting it on with them, tho sometimes it happens...

When i pick up chicks at a club or something i'm blunt and direct, but i allways use a compliment be it before or after i get to make out with them.
you don't have to be a douche, just by sounding confident you'll get it started.

My best female friend whom has friendzone'd me and i have friendzone'd her as well and i are constantly all over each other, it's a fixation we both have on each other, and we've never kissed.
User avatar #32 - MrRee (05/09/2013) [-]
If you're nice to girls and then expect something in response for being nice, then you aren't a nice guy
User avatar #167 - sepheroth (05/09/2013) [-]
Never trust a self proclaimed nice guy.
#198 - thechosentroll (05/09/2013) [-]
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So, according to people here, I'm supposed to be chasing after women as if my life depended on it just because I'm a teenage boy. I must be gay or something.
#126 - tonyxx (05/09/2013) [-]
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I'm so ******* tired of the nice guy ******** . So, what do you bring to the table? Because the Zooey Deschanel lookalike in the bookstore that you've been daydreaming about moisturizes her face for an hour every night and feels guilty when she eats anything other than salad for lunch. She's going to be a surgeon in 10 years. What do you do?
"Well, I'm ******* wicked at capture the flag."
"What, so you're saying that I can't get girls like that unless I have a nice job and make lots of money?"
No, your brain jumps to that conclusion so you have an excuse to write off everyone who rejects you by thinking that they're just being shallow and selfish. I'm asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don't say that you're a nice guy -- that's the bare minimum. Pretty girls have guys being nice to them 36 times a day. The patient is bleeding in the street. Do you know how to operate or not?
"Well, I'm not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!"
I'm sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don't have, then back the **** away from the patient. There's a witty, handsome guy with a promising career ready to step in and operate.
#145 to #126 - retardedtriforce (05/09/2013) [-]
Quite true, good sir. I applaud you for pointing that out.
Quite true, good sir. I applaud you for pointing that out.
User avatar #127 to #126 - tonyxx (05/09/2013) [-]
Does that break your heart? OK, so now what? Are you going to mope about it, or are you going to learn how to do surgery? It's up to you, but don't complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. "But I'm a great listener!" Are you? Because you're willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there's another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you're a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn't make you sick. You're like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is "The actors are clearly visible."
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