Why I'm Single. I guess you could say he's Robin all the girls hearts. BERNINI'S ' NIH I' ll] SHINE Why I'm Single I guess you could say he's Robin all the girls hearts BERNINI'S ' NIH I' ll] SHINE
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - dosburritos
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User avatar #108 to #4 - siridontcare
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my lip reading is giving me a headache. WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING? because its not whats written.
User avatar #141 to #108 - helidead
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It looks like he might be saying "Greaaaat personality."
User avatar #150 to #141 - siridontcare
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I think you are right. wish the whole sentence would have been done. The P sound looks derpy I think.
User avatar #125 to #108 - jakekel
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"naaaaah-bu-la-shus"
#181 to #4 - themanoffail
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Hello
Hello
#221 to #181 - dosburritos
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well hey there
well hey there
#346 to #221 - themanoffail
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I see your busy.. My I'll come back later
I see your busy.. My I'll come back later
User avatar #3 - lordgeneral
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or it could be that you expect a woman should repay your kindness by dropping your shorts. if you feel you deserve something for being nice, you're not nice.
#8 to #3 - anon id: 0f61ec03
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Shut the **** up, we understand you faggot. Let's all be douchbags by your logic not be nice.
User avatar #81 to #3 - crazyhindu
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considering guys hate when women don't drop any hints towards liking them...guys do the samething they just be nice, without any hints at all.
#213 to #3 - anon id: a04d1eba
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Stupid comment... You like someone and want to share those feelings with that person and want that this person feels for you just like you feel for him/her. There is nothing bat about that. You're just degrading people and feelings you faggot.
User avatar #10 to #3 - spior
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I've been seeing this a lot lately.
Wanting a relationship != wanting to get in her pants.
You don't stop being single after you bone a chick.
#189 to #10 - yomommabinshoppin
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I just want a hug from somebody aside from my mother
User avatar #274 to #189 - lordgeneral
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-hug-
User avatar #11 to #10 - lordgeneral
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To everyone on this site, that seems to be the end game
#12 to #11 - spior
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Most of the people who say this aren't even old enough to have sex.
Even then I have hardly seen anyone say something like this.
Bottom lime is, they're just lonely. That's no reason to be a dick about it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lordgeneral
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They'd stop being lonely if they actually functioned like people.
User avatar #14 to #13 - spior
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Ever heard of social anxiety?
Most of them are like that because of traumatizing childhood experiences and stuff like that. No reason to bring them down even more.
User avatar #207 to #14 - cryingchicken
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>traumatizing childhood experiences
"MUUUUUUUUM, BEN SAID I'M STUUUPID!!"
User avatar #394 to #207 - spior
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When Ben calls you stupid for the next 14 years of your life, you tend to think that you're stupid and everyone thinks of you as stupid.
User avatar #402 to #394 - cryingchicken
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damn... you are one sheltered ****. LE HELP ME COS HE WAS A MEEEENIE!!!!
User avatar #404 to #402 - spior
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Never said I was referring to myself.
Ironic *********** is still ***********.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordgeneral
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It's been proven that social anxieties are not a legitimate issue in social function
#28 to #15 - anon id: f296c1ba
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Social anxieties are not a legitimate issue? Then what the **** are they?
User avatar #16 to #15 - spior
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Yeah, I really doubt that.
Maybe after years of therapy, sure.
User avatar #24 - jajathezombie
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You're ugly or boring. Being nice doesn't mean girls are going to like you, it just means they should be nice in return. And no, being nice doesn't mean letting you bone them. So many beta fags think being nice makes them desirable. You know what makes you desirable? Being INTERESTING. You don't have to be ripped, you don't even have to be attractive, you just have to go the **** outside every once in a while. Pick up some sort of hobby. Learn to play an instrument, draw something, play a sport, go rock climbing, jump out of a plane, do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer. You will meet people with similar interests, possibly even someone of the opposite gender who wants to diddle your naughty parts.
User avatar #178 to #24 - mayormilkman
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Interesting how a lesbian is telling the men how to be with women.
User avatar #390 to #178 - jajathezombie
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Who better? I am one, and I twiddle their diddles.
User avatar #233 to #24 - hollyfries
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Oh god, I hate where I live. I have lots of hobbies and can really be interesting, but where I live, nobody does anything. Nobody is having a hobby so you can't really to talk to anyone about anything. Especially girls. Here girls are all clones. They do nothing, look "good" (I put the "" because they DO look good but once you see only girls like that you get bored very quick) and are extremely superficial, and the only thing you can make them like you is to be a guido clone with no hobby or anything and money. They don't care about anything else. And our "mainstream" is stupider than anything you've ever seen. Nicki Minaj is a goddess compared to our mainstream. We literally have songs with gibberish lyrics making it into top 5. I'd love so much to be in america...Here I cand only get about a girlfriend once a year and that's because I hardly find girls who listen to one band that I like or do something.
User avatar #325 to #24 - deathlord
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I agree with most of what you said, about how you need to be interesting. Of course you should be interesting to that person, but you also stated that in order to be interesting you have to go outside and "do SOMETHING besides sitting in front of your computer" which is entirely wrong. You're assuming that not a single female exists on this planet finds these kinds of people interesting. As anecdotal evidence I have a girlfriend and she's very well aware of how much I love playing PC games, and surfing the net, she understands that. So yeah, being interesting could mean ANYTHING, it all depends on the person.

User avatar #391 to #325 - jajathezombie
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I'm not saying it's impossible to get a girlfriend when you surf the net and play games all day. Sure, there are women out there who share that interest and who you may meet through that hobby. Hell, I was in a long-term committed relationship with a girl I met through an online game, and it was great. You're just far more likely to meet someone by leaving the house, doing something productive and/or active, and socializing with others face-to-face on a regular basis.
User avatar #392 to #391 - deathlord
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Fair enough
User avatar #43 to #24 - breakfastskippa
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
#139 to #24 - goodcheese
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thumb for "diddle your naughty parts"
#36 to #24 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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A girl touched my peepee once
#17 - oxYKellark
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Shy as a ************
User avatar #42 to #17 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Me too ._.
#61 to #17 - TheSchwartz
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Until extacy
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#180 to #1 - anon id: 92cd8cd0
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Because you can say "I'm not looking for a girlfriend" when some girls ask you out?. . . I can only think they meant that. I've used it before. . .
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#83 - sparkieemae
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I'm such a nice guy   
   
omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.   
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.   
   
No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'   
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
I'm such a nice guy

omg I've been your friend for 10 minutes, why won't you suck my dick, you're such a friendzoning slut.
Women belong in the kitchen, anyone who says otherwise is a feminazi.

No wonder girls go after the 'bad guys'
The self proclaimed nice ones are straight up dicks.
User avatar #92 to #83 - GnRNoD
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Actually i'm a very nice guy, and i have a lot of female friends, some are hot, some are not...

I try to avoid getting it on with them, tho sometimes it happens...

When i pick up chicks at a club or something i'm blunt and direct, but i allways use a compliment be it before or after i get to make out with them.
you don't have to be a douche, just by sounding confident you'll get it started.

My best female friend whom has friendzone'd me and i have friendzone'd her as well and i are constantly all over each other, it's a fixation we both have on each other, and we've never kissed.
#106 to #92 - sparkieemae
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Cool story bro. Tell it again.
User avatar #112 to #106 - GnRNoD
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Hey i'm just saying you don't have to be a douche to get the ladies...
#114 to #112 - sparkieemae
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Crowd overjoyed as bro tells cool story again.
#327 to #114 - anon id: ebb89c42
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<makes general statement about nice guys only being nice to get in pants and are assholes, so it is inferred that op is a victim of one of the possible "nice guy douchebags"
<counter point made with personal references
< rebuttal consists of sarcasm and no point given to re-validate original statement
< opposition restates counterpoint in a concise form,
< more sarcasm with nothing to back statement yet again,

< you have no proof, or anything for that matter to substantiate your generic statement about us nice guys actually being assholes. if they're really nice guys, they dont expect anything in return for being a "nice guy" its who they are and thats your first clue on if someones a "nice guy"
this is sexism regardless of ops gender, you're profiling an entire mindset of the male gender to be douchenozzles and pricks, and people wonder why guys are assholes to some women
User avatar #406 to #327 - sparkieemae
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Anon ya see, the thing is, cool though his story may be it's not really relevant to anything that I had just said.
User avatar #148 to #114 - GnRNoD
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This story was brought to you by bro corp, investors in cool.
#341 to #106 - anon id: 5db64040
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Actually i'm a very nice guy, and i have a lot of female friends, some are hot, some are not...

I try to avoid getting it on with them, tho sometimes it happens...

When i pick up chicks at a club or something i'm blunt and direct, but i allways use a compliment be it before or after i get to make out with them.
you don't have to be a douche, just by sounding confident you'll get it started.

My best female friend whom has friendzone'd me and i have friendzone'd her as well and i are constantly all over each other, it's a fixation we both have on each other, and we've never kissed.
#164 to #92 - femalealert
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User avatar #275 - tehweave
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Man... Why am I single?

Could it be my huge beer belly?
Double chin?
Neckbeard?
Manboobs?
I smell?
I have no confidence in myself?
No self esteem?
Shy?
Introverted?
I don't care enough to make improvements in my life, how I look, or how I act?
I'm too nice?

Must be that last one.
User avatar #32 - MrRee
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If you're nice to girls and then expect something in response for being nice, then you aren't a nice guy
#19 - trollmobile
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********.
i got my girlfriend by being nice to her.
that went for most of my exes too.
User avatar #41 to #19 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Same... I got asked out by a few girls I was an asshole to, but I rejected them. To be fair I was only an asshole because they were bitches to me. Didn't know they actually liked me
User avatar #343 to #41 - sexwithyourwife
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you sound like a douche bag.
#25 to #19 - anon id: 16142f0b
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learn to .zip bro