404. OC... sadly true as well :/. Typical thoughts when I see at cute girl: Then, I eat icecream and fall into a sense of despair.. I have the exact same OP, the exact same... true story i love you no homo
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#7 - youraverageteenage (05/09/2013) [-]
I have the exact same OP, the exact same...
User avatar #13 - spectrethief (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How do you eat Ice Cream when it's not in the freezer...
#20 - sunwhale (05/09/2013) [-]
The way you put the coloring made it look 3D. I thought someone had slipped something into my milky way.
#15 - bloodharbringer (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is there never any icecream in the freezer?   
>Then, I eat icecream   
Why is there never any icecream in the freezer?
>Then, I eat icecream

User avatar #12 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the quote of the guy that goes over the whole situation of marriage divorce before he even talks to the girl?
User avatar #8 - spior (05/09/2013) [-]
If you're actually serious, try being out with a friend or something next time.
Then, even if she rejects you, you can just go back and do whatever with your friend.
User avatar #22 - reican (05/09/2013) [-]
and then you are nice to girls and wonder why you guys are friendzoned.
Confidence, you don't need it, just fake it. Girls fake it all the time so why shouldn't we?
#21 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
I'll be honest and just say I can't do small talk for **** . Even with my friends I have a hard time talking. I just don't know what to talk about and I always end up making some retarded comment or slur my words when answering a simple question such as:
-Bro, do you even lift?
-I once lifted gonorrhea over my shoulders!
-I'm going to go now.
User avatar #19 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I always think like this, except about everything. I'm incredibly indecisive and seemingly hate myself.
#18 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
she wouldn't go for you faggot because you talk to yourself
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#6 - itsalwayslupus (05/09/2013) [-]
bitches about how no girls will go for him. Decides to make FJ content about it. Meanwhile possible future wife is straddling some douche. Quit being a faggot OP grow a pair and handle your business
#5 - lavitts (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My image of you.
#3 - jesusmcbatmanjones (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe you should just be a beta and complain about it on FJ. That'll probably help
#1 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>no icecream
>eats icecream

pick one faggot
User avatar #4 - deathcampforjewtie (05/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, people? He didn't eat icecream, there was no icecream, he said so himself. He ate icecream. icecream. What part of that is too difficult for you?
User avatar #2 - alexfost (05/08/2013) [-]
>no icecream in freezer
>leaves house
>buys icecream
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