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Not Clever Enough to Think of a Title

Not Clever Enough to Think of a Title. This obviously is not mine. Found it on The Meta Picture and thought I'd share.. I we were tea mean with amend (l den“! d

This obviously is not mine. Found it on The Meta Picture and thought I'd share.

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#46 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
A brother falls, you pick him the **** up. ESPECIALLY IF HE HAS TITS.
#236 to #46 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
#275 to #236 - tozence (05/09/2013) [-]
I think it is communicating in the language of the light-bulb, any body out there able to translate?
User avatar #368 to #275 - ilovehitler (05/09/2013) [-]
I am fluent in the language of the lightbulb.
He's saying "I'm a huge faggot please shoot me in the face".
I am an expert on this subject.
User avatar #51 to #46 - Alchemyst (05/09/2013) [-]
#5 - heafi (05/08/2013) [-]
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#128 to #5 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
#384 to #5 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
They is kill?
User avatar #130 to #5 - spysappinmysasha (05/09/2013) [-]
seriously every time a group of sports fans start terrorizing a town because their team won people go ******* "OMG LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANZ"

yet walls of death are viewed as heroic and not completely ******* stupid.
#134 to #130 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Because they're not hurting anyone else?
User avatar #144 to #134 - spysappinmysasha (05/09/2013) [-]
but they are hurting eachother in the name of their band.

I swear Sports and Bands will be the cause of future wars if people are seriously that ******* stupid.

#182 to #144 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
1) The death wall concerns only them. They don't actively affect anyone who isn't related to the event.
2) Groups of sports fans terrorizes people who aren't related.
See how this works?
#176 to #144 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
****** give it a rest. Exercising one's liberty is not a crime. If they enjoy something that happens to hurt one another, it's all in good spirit. Go be uptight elsewhere.
User avatar #174 to #130 - bowmasta (05/09/2013) [-]
You don't make any sense.

People get mad at rampaging sports fans because the Sports fans are vandalizing stuff that isn't theirs.
The metal fans/ Moshers are in a confined area hurting themselves/ their stuff.

User avatar #150 to #53 - mcbrosephson (05/09/2013) [-]
For the glory of science
#256 to #53 - dawggz (05/09/2013) [-]
Because just sitting there like a dead guy isn't going to toughen you up, that's why.   
But don't think of us as mindless idiots, we are quite good people (most of us) and I am talking here about the true Metal.   
And I do not mean that Imagine Dragons or other new American iron. Yes, Iron, because it is softer than metal.
Because just sitting there like a dead guy isn't going to toughen you up, that's why.

But don't think of us as mindless idiots, we are quite good people (most of us) and I am talking here about the true Metal.

And I do not mean that Imagine Dragons or other new American iron. Yes, Iron, because it is softer than metal.

#75 to #5 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - awildniglet (05/08/2013) [-]
You see the best and worst out of people in mosh pits
User avatar #221 to #198 - fuzzyballs (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #224 to #223 - fuzzyballs (05/09/2013) [-]
bite me
#228 to #224 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I'll bite you, fuzzyballs
#314 to #198 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
What the **** IS the wall of death?
#317 to #314 - igenatius (05/09/2013) [-]
It's a more extreme version of a mosh pit where people basically do what the gif shows.
It's a more extreme version of a mosh pit where people basically do what the gif shows.
#338 to #198 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
I hate that meme.

He's not even a metalhead. That photo was taken at a goddam Linkin Park concert.
#409 to #338 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Who cares? And a LP is pretty cool band imo.
#414 to #409 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
They're not metal though, and he's called 'Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead'.

#428 to #414 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Trying to convert Linkin Park into a metal band... I think that's a bit too much even for him.
User avatar #448 to #338 - awesumjjman (05/24/2013) [-]
Just cus he's at Linkin Park doesn't mean he's not a metalhead. It's not uncommon for metal fans to appreciate other styles of music

User avatar #7 - spikethepony (05/08/2013) [-]
I remember my first time in a mosh pit. Some dick punched me in the face, and I fell down. Someone helped me back up just in time to catch sight of the dick getting the **** beaten out of him and getting pushed out of the circle.
I've had a new respect for the genre and those who enjoy it ever since.
#380 to #7 - repperly (05/09/2013) [-]
ok but say you were a ****** like me in the mosh pit.
User avatar #424 to #380 - themastermorris (05/09/2013) [-]
No one would care and treat with the same respect as everyone else
User avatar #141 to #7 - HighLitedHelios (05/09/2013) [-]
This 6'2 jacked as **** guy pushed down my 5'4 skinny as **** friend by accident while moshing and helped him right back up and apologized.

**** yeah.
User avatar #248 to #141 - clockworkmage (05/09/2013) [-]
I must admit, I never would have ended up reading that if it weren't for the tantalizing mustache
#323 to #141 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Why the **** of all nations in the world, the one which language is norm, the one who is most present on the internet, it's USA who can't ******* figure heights and lenghts in cm.
If there was just a bit of good will among the younger generation to adept....
User avatar #352 to #323 - primerpower (05/09/2013) [-]
no body really uses cm for a quick representation of height. rarely do i hear anyone say "im 170 cm" and if i do i ask how tall is that in feet. its easier, for me atleast, to hear "im 5' 7" "

btw im canada
User avatar #363 to #352 - HighLitedHelios (05/09/2013) [-]
>btw im canada
>im canada

Hi, Canada.
User avatar #365 to #363 - primerpower (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #377 to #352 - oux (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, in the rest of the world, that would be outside North America everyone uses the metric system. Noone ever uses feet in Sweden or the rest of Europe, or Asia for that matter. The only countries where the imperial system is still used in are english speaking countries.
Not trying to start some war here or say which of them is the better but you kind of made it sound like USA and Canada were the only countries in the world...
User avatar #378 to #377 - primerpower (05/09/2013) [-]
Really? Well Canada uses the metric system but the only thing i was ever taught for height was feet' inches". whenever im at the witch doctor and they take my height they take it in cm and i ask them to convert it...oh well ill eventually learn what i am in cm

thanks for not being a cunt about it
User avatar #422 to #323 - brenton (05/09/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with the younger generation. Every street sign, every instruction pamphlet, every measurement in America is represented by our non-metric ****** system. If the younger generation would choose to only learn metric, they would have to move to a different country because there would be absolutely no practical use for it in American society. It would take years of legislative work, and probably decades of displaying both measurements on everything to ween us off our system, not just a bunch of kids deciding, "Hey! Let's buck the system and learn metric! That will teach those old pricks who are using the same system that's been around for centuries!"
User avatar #28 to #7 - sweetdickwilly (05/09/2013) [-]
It's true that they do that, the point of a mosh pit is to have fun, and when some ******* decides to take it seriously, he's screwed.
#1 - wolfdogone (05/08/2013) [-]
That's how we do
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#77 to #1 - istrollid (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #77 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/09/2013) [-]
#390 to #121 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#123 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
"Nothing is more BADASS than treating a woman with respect!" - Mr Torgue
#309 - sodapops ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. As a rule, long-haired bearded metalheads covered in pentagrams, leather and spikes are the nicest people. I especially liked Sabaton open air/rockstad Falun 2010. Some 6000 people banging head, eating greasy food and drinking beer. Not one fight, not even a loud argument. The police felt they were wasting their time being there, all they had to do was to take care of 2 or 3 people that got too drunk and passed out. Also Van Canto, Pain and Helloween were bloody amazing.

At a festival like Peace & Love there are lots of fights (some with weapons) and tons of drugs. Go figure.
#383 to #309 - synapse (05/09/2013) [-]
You need to go to a slayer concert.
Oh wait... :(
#389 to #383 - sodapops ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #403 to #309 - daentraya (05/09/2013) [-]
It's quite nice that i have yet to meet a devoted metalhead being an asshole. If someone states that they like metal, i am much more inclined to start a conversation, cause not only does said person has a lower change of being an ass, but we'd also have something to talk about.
I like metalheads
#405 to #309 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
**** yeah Sabaton!!!!! \m/-___-\m/
User avatar #344 to #309 - sidedoor (05/09/2013) [-]
Sabaton is ******* awesome.
Never saw them live though...
User avatar #318 to #309 - xxshadowdancingxx (05/09/2013) [-]
True. I once went up to this guy (who my mother tried to talk me out of talking to because he 'looked bad') who had long hair pulled back in a skull covered bandana, tattoos, jean jacket with spikes, and combat boots because i liked his van (i have bad taste in vehicles). He talked with me about the gas mileage, any problems he had, and why he liked it. It was one of the best conversation i ever had.
User avatar #373 to #318 - sodapops ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Nope, I like your taste. Vans are ******* awesome, I still miss my chevy.
#313 to #309 - techketzer (05/09/2013) [-]
Sabaton are ******* awesome. I saw them at their gig in Salzburg, Austria a while back.
Only a couple hundred people, but Wisdom and Eluveitie played before them. And just as you said, everyone friendly and cheerful, I got picked up in the pits before I had time to fall properly.
******* amazing evening, best one I had all year.

Noch ein Bier.
#9 - valhar (05/08/2013) [-]
The result of my first real mosh pit.

Dethklok. **** was awesome/
User avatar #294 to #9 - opjoopie (05/09/2013) [-]
You look a tad like devin townsend.

you know.. cause you're bald..
User avatar #64 to #9 - moshgrizzly (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I went to the Toronto show last November and some 300 pound dude looked at me and belly flopped on top of me
#258 to #9 - dawggz (05/09/2013) [-]
I was just about to call 			********		 on this, that it wasn't you.   
Never going to doubt you in my life again.
I was just about to call ******** on this, that it wasn't you.

Never going to doubt you in my life again.
User avatar #259 to #258 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
Haha, I am curious. What made you not call ******** ?
#260 to #259 - dawggz (05/09/2013) [-]
Googled it by image, my good man. then drag&drop the image there. No results showed up so I was like "ok it's true" and I felt bad and wanted to apologize.
User avatar #261 to #260 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I see! No worries, always be skeptical! I would have been able to back it up with the most awesome scar ever.
#266 to #261 - dawggz (05/09/2013) [-]
Bring the scar.
Bring the scar.
#269 to #266 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
Tried getting a good shot, but the damn lighting and my now having of hair got in the way. It goes a bit back into the hairline, but you get the point.
#271 to #269 - dawggz (05/09/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
#273 to #271 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #276 to #9 - jellybaby (05/09/2013) [-]
You're Harry Potter?
User avatar #408 to #280 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey! You were the person who posted that Gallifreyan Academy of Time Lords post. I thought the name looked familiar.
#429 to #408 - jellybaby (05/10/2013) [-]
You remember that? Yes, I am.
#430 to #429 - valhar (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, haha. Looking at the name made me remember.
#432 to #430 - jellybaby (05/11/2013) [-]
I knew I picked a good name, haha.

Picture slightly depressing
#225 to #9 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
One of me at Alestorm. Not the most brutal band, but still a good concert. ******* security made me clean myself up and I missed some songs.
User avatar #320 to #225 - wopwop (05/09/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what's so cool about getting yourself hurt?
User avatar #329 to #320 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
It's a bigger adrenaline rush than any rollercoaster or anything I've ever done and lasts longer than most adrenaline rushes.

I didn't feel a thing, I didn't know it was there when that picture was being taken and it healed pretty easily. It's a reminder of the concert.
User avatar #356 to #320 - rieskimo (05/09/2013) [-]
The point of the mosh pit and aggressive moods of metal is not to inflict injury. Injury is merely a badge of honor, I went here it was crazy I got an injury but I ******* kept going.
User avatar #337 to #320 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
What he said. It isn't like you look to get hurt or anything, but it is a ******* manly as **** feeling to get your head split open, feel nothing, finish the song, and then go get your **** checked out.
User avatar #367 to #225 - deadrifler (05/09/2013) [-]
**** yeah Alestorm.
User avatar #63 to #9 - mookiez (05/09/2013) [-]
I pissed blood at my first mosh pit, next day of course. It was so damn fun. Can't wait for my next concert.
User avatar #74 to #63 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
like the avatar FFDP is coming to Houston in august. Good mosh pit?
User avatar #78 to #74 - mookiez (05/09/2013) [-]
Amazing, I saw them in august at knoxville, waiting for the next one. And yes, first, Ivan said that all kids get on stage, then about close to 15 kids 15 and under got on stage and chilled up there then they sang white knuckles and all hell broke lose. It was a badass mosh but this one big bear type asshole picked me up and threw me on my pelvic kidney and hurt it, also got to crowd surf. And after it was all over me and my sis and her husband went and stayed outside their bus and got their autographs, only like 8 people were there, and I didn't have a camera, he was taking pictures to. And he wanted the kids on stage so they didn't get hurt. He said if one kid gets hurts he is ending the whole thing so he has a lot of respect for kids. But Ivan throws some pretty badass concerts.
User avatar #79 to #78 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
main question.... Is it safe to take my 5'1 girlfriend.
shes a gentle one
User avatar #81 to #79 - mookiez (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea, my sis was in it she is little to. But me and her husband were protecting her. And one guy had his hand down my sisters shirt when there was hell braking lose. He got his ass kicked. But dude I can't say for sure, it really depends on the people there. If something happens Ivan himself will come down and protect them I've seen it before. But honestly I would let her stay away so you can see if it safe, as I said it depends on what type of people go.
#172 to #81 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Gotta say I love that man. Ever see when he went over his time and said he wanted people to crowd surf up to the stage and shake his hand?
User avatar #175 to #172 - mookiez (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea, saw that on youtube. He is honestly one of the best at concerts. He knows what his fans want and give it to them.
#155 to #9 - WavierHalo (05/09/2013) [-]
Was it from their concert with Machine Head, BDM, and ATM from 2012? If so where? I went to the one in Oakland and I can just say it was brutal, especially with a guy in a wheelchair riding around the moshpit.
Was it from their concert with Machine Head, BDM, and ATM from 2012? If so where? I went to the one in Oakland and I can just say it was brutal, especially with a guy in a wheelchair riding around the moshpit.
User avatar #156 to #155 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
That's the one! I was at the Charlotte show.

This is actually the exact show :

#158 to #9 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
I went to go see Anthrax last year and I got shoved into some fat middle aged faggot who was recording the show and I made him drop his camera, so he ******* elbows me in the eye.
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#104 to #9 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
You're sexy
#96 to #9 - ZOO (05/09/2013) [-]
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#49 to #9 - mirrorsmirrors (05/09/2013) [-]
...are you crying blood?
User avatar #69 to #49 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
Nah, it got in my eye. That's how I actually found out I was bleeding. I thought it was just sweat at first.
User avatar #103 to #69 - badgerbaiting (05/09/2013) [-]
I hate cuts to the head. They bleed an irritating amount. My first concussion was due to a bronze crucifix falling on my head. First I knew of it was when I wiped my forehead to get rid of this weird wet stuff pouring down my face.
#110 to #103 - valhar (05/09/2013) [-]
New idea for a song. "Skull Crucifixion"
New idea for a song. "Skull Crucifixion"
User avatar #173 to #103 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/09/2013) [-]
>bronze crucifix
What'd you do to piss off god?
User avatar #289 to #173 - badgerbaiting (05/09/2013) [-]
When my parents had me baptised I pissed in the holy water... maybe that?
#21 to #9 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
what the **** you look like zazz from batman. but thats cool as **** .
#83 to #9 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
did you fight this guy, by any chance?
did you fight this guy, by any chance?
User avatar #179 to #83 - dyldoemackinson (05/09/2013) [-] com/ watch?v=RSebapHjGo4

Band is detsorgsekalf
Song is called "In the Blood of a Thousand Virgins Rises Chevy Chase.

gif's at 4:03
User avatar #10 to #9 - mutzaki (05/08/2013) [-]
2 br00t4l 5 m3
User avatar #220 to #10 - tocho (05/09/2013) [-]
Why did i read that in russian?
User avatar #327 to #220 - bluedwarf (05/09/2013) [-]
how many guys are there with that avatar?
User avatar #421 to #327 - tocho (05/09/2013) [-]
Idk, it looks cool though.
#85 - Yojimbo (05/09/2013) [-]
Like anyone could even hear anything in the middle of a metal concert crowd
#351 to #85 - jeppetp (05/09/2013) [-]
Trust me... You can.
#354 to #351 - zzzapped (05/09/2013) [-]
Yup, and in the pit, you always keep an extra eye out in case someone falls.
That is the most important thing.
#358 to #354 - jeppetp (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, in my first mosh pit experience (a circle pit), a guy pushed me so i fell, and then the whole pit just stopped up, while a guy helped me up :) (this was before i was even into metal, and i would never have thought these guys could be so nice!)
#361 to #358 - zzzapped (05/09/2013) [-]
yeah, my first real experience was Kreator and later the same day Finntroll. I did not fall but i saw people who fell but they did not even hit the ground. We take care of each other in the pit.
Although there was one concert, a Sabaton where there was a small pit. It was nice, then there came a slow song about the holocaust (the final solution) and all the sceners and ducebags came forth. When they started a good mosh song we had a 40+ pissed of fat woman who ended up next to the pit who got pissed and started to kick into the pit. That was kind of funny. Yet that was a nice pit.
User avatar #92 to #85 - flixoe (05/09/2013) [-]
Hear what? I didn't quite catch that.
User avatar #268 to #92 - infamoustrapper (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #332 - moosespoon **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
I've always found the people who like that kind of music to be the most polite.
#353 to #332 - kevinlasvegas (05/09/2013) [-]
We really are
User avatar #355 - anonbaka (05/09/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. When someone tumbles in the middle of the moshpit, then he/she is instantly to be helped to stand up by everyone.

Metal people are all Bros and Brobettes
User avatar #370 to #355 - graphenz (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah it's the pop douches that ruins the fun, they brawl to hurt others, we brawl for fun!
User avatar #286 - fanathick (05/09/2013) [-]
First rule in the pit : if somebody falls, pick 'em up
#216 - geril (05/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#61 to #60 - sanguinesolitude (05/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i've never had a place to use these.
#343 - Twizel (05/09/2013) [-]
#246 - opjoopie (05/09/2013) [-]
awww yeeaaaah
awww yeeaaaah
User avatar #279 to #246 - hazelino (05/09/2013) [-]
I sure that guy in the gif is Ryan Murphy (Viscious516 on youtube)
User avatar #281 to #279 - opjoopie (05/09/2013) [-]
Naaaah, it's the Patches Metal dude
#282 to #281 - opjoopie (05/09/2013) [-]
which means.. it's actually me..
#66 - stallwallwriter (05/09/2013) [-]
"So shines a good deed in a weary world."
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