Maybe you are your khakis.... . I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city. Tons of peopie come in every day and try out all of our computers? Phones! wads I  Maybe you are your khakis I work at a Mac Store in decent sized city Tons of peopie come every day and try out all our computers? Phones! wads
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Maybe you are your khakis...

I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of peopie come in every day and try
out all of our computers? Phones!
wads I . It' s not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out.
Hand a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few wee ks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single,
I went go through his contacts. found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "I" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week,
Now, tie done this a few times since. but
it takes more work than a simple troll status,
Anyway...
Yesterday at closing time. I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in, I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama: it was kind of
memorable).
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
M'"''. with the girl I messaged!
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Views: 18017 Submitted: 05/08/2013