Truth. . Stockholm It' s a tale as old as time... PLEASE " SPAY & NEUTER 3 YOUR PETS THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED CLASSIC. Hey guys... I saved China...
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#22 - felixjarl (05/08/2013) [-]
Atlantis: nerds win the princess.


Of all the Disney movies this one must be the most unrealistic of them all.
#27 to #22 - ogloko (05/08/2013) [-]
such a quality movie. kinda dark for disney though
#28 to #27 - RiflemanFunny ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
First ten minutes..........Thousands dead
First ten minutes..........Thousands dead
#29 to #28 - ogloko (05/08/2013) [-]
this part was satisfying, but pretty intense
User avatar #75 to #29 - zorororonoa (05/09/2013) [-]
That part reminded me of Fontaine's final form in Bioshock.
User avatar #38 to #27 - reaperssprint (05/09/2013) [-]
So is Pirates of the Caribbean.
User avatar #49 to #38 - fannypackattack (05/09/2013) [-]
And The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
User avatar #51 to #49 - reaperssprint (05/09/2013) [-]
True, a lot of them are now that I think of it.
#74 to #27 - lordaurion (05/09/2013) [-]
Black Cauldron. **** was nightmare fuel.
#15 - pyrothermal (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey guys... I saved China...
#97 to #15 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
and then you got killed.
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#161 to #15 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#20 to #15 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
i dont know why but i love that picture so much

maybe its because she looks so nervous to say anything
#19 to #15 - nsfwanon ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
That film's all like, 'you can be an independent and strong woman who can save China, but first you gotta dress and act like a man'
#39 to #19 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
But she saved china dressed as a lady. along with three other men dressed as women.
#57 to #39 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Touché.
#70 to #39 - waffies (05/09/2013) [-]
best response possible
best response possible
#113 to #70 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#162 to #70 - alexusapi (05/09/2013) [-]
holy **** i just realized Sarkozy looks like Richard Feynman when they laugh :O
#143 to #39 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, she totally sucked as a soldier when she tried to act like a man, it was only when she decided to be herself that she excelled at what she did.
#95 to #15 - thepink ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
And brought honor to us all!
And brought honor to us all!
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/08/2013) [-]
No princesses, just awesomeness
User avatar #3 to #1 - TimBisley (05/08/2013) [-]
I think I'm gonna go watch this now.
#2 to #1 - carlosthehobo (05/08/2013) [-]
Why hasn't this been in Kingdom Hearts already?

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User avatar #152 to #2 - zorororonoa (05/09/2013) [-]
That and Atlantis. Those would be ******* sick.
#8 to #2 - awildniglet (05/08/2013) [-]
I... would like to know that too
For ****** sake, they put that ******* Three Musketeers ******** into the games afterall
#7 to #2 - honkan (05/08/2013) [-]
Because that movie is grossly underestimated.   
   
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Because that movie is grossly underestimated.

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#119 to #7 - swagbot (05/09/2013) [-]
*underrated
#4 - heafi (05/08/2013) [-]
#73 to #4 - fetuseater (05/09/2013) [-]
That seagull is so checkin out Ariel's ass
#6 - mariovssonic (05/08/2013) [-]
86 of those dalmatians were adopted, you know that, right?
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#17 to #13 - mariovssonic (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually, they were adopted in the original Disney movie. I know this for a fact.
User avatar #14 to #6 - kamusioso (05/08/2013) [-]
i think only 84 were, the adult ones don't count, and 15 were born
#16 to #14 - mariovssonic (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot about the adults.
#88 - Cambro (05/09/2013) [-]
#148 to #88 - meuk (05/09/2013) [-]
"Lies next to" Esmeralda's corpse. Sure.
"Lies next to" Esmeralda's corpse. Sure.
User avatar #93 to #88 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I read the book before watching the movie. My thoughts as it started were "How exactly is this a kids movie?" Then i found out that Disney had just bastardized another classic for petty profit and threw it away.
#94 - tankguner (05/09/2013) [-]
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#104 - mrdrpage (05/09/2013) [-]
And who could forget...?
User avatar #128 to #104 - theo is awsome (05/09/2013) [-]
aka the dumbest movie for dumb idiots
#58 - ishotthedeputy (05/09/2013) [-]
If it were Hamlet, Timon and Pumba would've tried to kill Simba. If it were Hamlet, Simba would've died as ruthlessly as Mufasa did. If it were Hamlet, Scar would've been next in line and not Simba, thus rendering an attempt to kill Simba null and void. If it were Hamlet, Nala would've gone nuts and not been the voice of reason. It has Hamlet roots, but it's its own movie and don't take that away from me
#85 to #58 - drbeebs (05/09/2013) [-]
of course they had to change a few things but there is an obvious connection. and ophelias death was kinda iffy i mean it was like so and so said this happened and shakespeare leaves her death kinda open, it coulda been an accident, a suicide, or a murder. but then again none of that happens in lion king. good lord i love colorado
User avatar #86 to #58 - Danzig (05/09/2013) [-]
Disney likes to change the stories in all of their movies, to make them more suitable for children. Have you read The Hunchback From Notre Dame?
#110 to #58 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
it's a rip of the japanese 'kimba the white lion'
#31 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
ALL THE DIDNEY WORL MADE MY BRAIN GO SPLODY
ALL THE DIDNEY WORL MADE MY BRAIN GO SPLODY
#32 to #31 - unclaimedusername (05/08/2013) [-]
Here's another pf those
Here's another pf those
User avatar #87 - posalad (05/09/2013) [-]
Please do not say that about the hunchback of notre dame. In the end he wasn't a douche enough, unlike a lot of guys, to believe he deserved the female lead, including the antagonist himself . In fact, that was one of his major developments as a character, to get over the thinking of Phoebus as a jerk just because he got the girl, to a respectable colleague and even a friend. The movie was focused on self acceptance, and by saying he "finished last" because he didn't get the love interest, ruins the whole point of the movie and diminishes his accomplishment of saving Paris. ( don't even speak of the sequel, it ruined the first one too) Sorry for the rant, just the hunchback of notre dame is one of my favorite Disney movies

#122 - DeathKnight (05/09/2013) [-]
"dont forget to get your pets spayed and neutered"
#133 to #122 - gilfhunter (05/09/2013) [-]
When is that guy gonna die?
User avatar #89 - thecomkiller (05/09/2013) [-]
actually, The Lion King is worse than Hamlet. Now instead of the main character's uncle ******* their mother, the main character's uncle is ******* their mother AND the main character is ******* their half-sister
#132 to #89 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
they do it like the Egyptians
User avatar #98 to #43 - Ruspanic (05/09/2013) [-]
Underage? More like transvestite fetish
#25 - mutzaki (05/08/2013) [-]
It's the Little Mermaid cover that had the penis in it.
I love it when Disney workers add things like that. Like one scene in The Rescuers where there's a naked woman in a window they pass by.
#30 to #25 - UnoSkullmanx (05/08/2013) [-]
No it didn't, you gullible **** .

http://www.snopes . com/disney/films/mermaid.asp
User avatar #36 to #30 - mutzaki (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually, since the story is very plausible, it wouldn't make me gullible. If anything, I was simply misinformed.
And unless you're able to poke a hole in this as well, then it's not like Disney hasn't had similar controversy in other movies.
http://grandcentralblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/rescuers.jpg

Way to be a golden underwater tower, man.
User avatar #37 to #30 - animationhac ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I have the cover of the VHS and it is there. I don't think it was intended as a penis though.
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#47 to #44 - UnoSkullmanx (05/09/2013) [-]
That's also 100% false. The cover artist didn't think he was being fired, nor WAS he fired.
#100 to #25 - potatophucker (05/09/2013) [-]
We all lost our innocence that day...
User avatar #34 - hadtomakeanewname (05/08/2013) [-]
DIDNEY WORL
#35 to #34 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
WIDNEY DURL
WIDNEY DURL
User avatar #79 to #35 - thewasteland ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
windy world
User avatar #40 to #35 - drhoffable (05/09/2013) [-]
wind mill
#120 - FUUUU (05/09/2013) [-]
GUYS IN LIEK 2 WEEKS I GON GO TO DIDNEY WORL
#103 - braedenclarkejanze (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm going over in Hamlet right now in english. It all makes sense now.
I'm going over in Hamlet right now in english. It all makes sense now.
#46 - sheperdofthestars (05/09/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		. How did I not see that about The Lion King?
Holy **** . How did I not see that about The Lion King?
#48 to #46 - eiyven (05/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, there is one major difference. Hamlet dies in the end where Simba doesn't.
#65 - vanoreo (05/09/2013) [-]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?
#99 to #65 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
CLONE HIGH THREAD GO.
User avatar #68 to #65 - samxdaxman (05/09/2013) [-]
Clone high was the **** .
User avatar #81 to #68 - Hightimes (05/09/2013) [-]
Thumbs for things I care about.
#84 to #81 - samxdaxman (05/09/2013) [-]
Thank'ee.
Thank'ee.
User avatar #101 to #84 - flixoe (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh god kill it.
User avatar #154 to #101 - samxdaxman (05/09/2013) [-]
***** that's Ghandi. You don't kill Ghandi. Well the clone one at least.
User avatar #156 to #154 - flixoe (05/09/2013) [-]
I meant the sprinkler thing but okay.
#90 to #65 - stocxt (05/09/2013) [-]
dat last episode where Joan sleeps with JFK, and then it just ends.
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