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#15 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
I always thought witches were rebellious women who avoided their womanly sweeping duties by riding the brooms into the night instead of cleaning with them
#8 - undiscovered (05/08/2013) [-]
Ride the devil's dick, slap his balls with a bat, catch them in your mouth, and throw them through some hoops. That's kinky.
Ride the devil's dick, slap his balls with a bat, catch them in your mouth, and throw them through some hoops. That's kinky.
User avatar #17 to #8 - flyingflufferflow (05/08/2013) [-]
did it really look that colorful?
User avatar #84 to #17 - rugmaster (05/09/2013) [-]
That was when Harry Potter was all about "I'm a wizard! Magic is awesome!" and not "My parents and dead and I'm full of angst".
User avatar #16 to #8 - ccamp (05/08/2013) [-]
sounds a bit like fifth base
User avatar #83 to #16 - swimmingprodigy (05/09/2013) [-]
once youre on the devil's dick I think this ascends past 5th to 6th
#61 to #16 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #3 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2013) [-]
I had heard it was because women would coat wooden sex toys with hallucinogens and proceed to pleasure themselves with it.
'Riding the Broomstick' indeed.
User avatar #4 to #3 - darkseidrules (05/08/2013) [-]
I read the same, but they were using broomsticks as sex toys. That's in chapter one of the book "The Serpent and the Rainbow" to cite my source.
User avatar #64 to #3 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/09/2013) [-]
The Middle Ages sounds awesome.
User avatar #60 to #3 - Userjames (05/09/2013) [-]
yea that's true, but one concept was that since it pleasured the witch it amplified their powers enabling them to fly.

their orgasms brought them to a whole new level.
#55 - lolme (05/09/2013) [-]
Soul Eater just got more awesome, I guess.
#85 to #55 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
That's not a witch, that's just a cat with a lot of magical power.
User avatar #86 to #85 - lolme (05/10/2013) [-]
**** , you got me..
#25 - ninjasquirle (05/09/2013) [-]
updated for harry potter
#52 to #25 - commentorman (05/09/2013) [-]
bueno
bueno
#41 - Byte ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Releasing the witch hunter.
Releasing the witch hunter.
#56 to #41 - docteragondildos (05/09/2013) [-]
Wtf...
Wtf...
#71 to #41 - agentmoleman (05/09/2013) [-]
That gif goes great with Daft Punk - Something About Us..
User avatar #75 to #71 - DeeJayBee (05/09/2013) [-]
this might not be the right time
User avatar #80 to #75 - agentmoleman (05/09/2013) [-]
Hmm I know.. But it was the only Daft Punk reaction pic I had..
User avatar #81 to #80 - DeeJayBee (05/09/2013) [-]
it was supposed to be a line from the song but i got it slightly wrong
It might not be the right time lol

wasn't intending any offence anyway :)
User avatar #82 to #81 - agentmoleman (05/09/2013) [-]
Hah didn't catch that one.. carry on citizen..
#34 - agentpurplek (05/09/2013) [-]
>When I think of emma watson riding on anythings dick.
>When I think of emma watson riding on anythings dick.
#65 to #54 - leafeknight (05/09/2013) [-]
I'll do ya one better.
I'll do ya one better.
#31 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
why don't witches wear panties?


better grip on the broom
#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
But what about the wizards and their staffs?
But what about the wizards and their staffs?
#18 to #10 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Those are wands you filthy ******
#21 to #18 - seanislesir (05/09/2013) [-]
so i suppose gandalf has a god damn wand then?!?!?!
#44 to #21 - studbeefpile (05/09/2013) [-]
>Related
>Related
#22 to #21 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
gandalf isn't from harry potter
User avatar #23 to #22 - seanislesir (05/09/2013) [-]
i dont give two ***** and a **** about harry potter, YOU TELL GANDALF YOU'RE SORRY
#43 to #22 - improbablyyourdad (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't think I have ever been this sincere before.
#29 to #22 - sirbutterballs (05/09/2013) [-]
I just realized something from this anon. If Gandalf faced Harry Potter he would win, all he would have to do is become a teacher then...
I just realized something from this anon. If Gandalf faced Harry Potter he would win, all he would have to do is become a teacher then...
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#24 to #18 - sheperdofthestars (05/09/2013) [-]
>Calling felixjarl a 			******		   
   
Stay pleb
>Calling felixjarl a ******

Stay pleb
User avatar #49 to #10 - maestroxevous (05/09/2013) [-]
*Staves
#37 - chism (05/09/2013) [-]
actually they would smear mushrooms on the broom handle then rub the broom against their twat. the skin on the vagina is the most absorbent skin on the body so they would rub it on their vagina to prevent from getting sick from eating the shooms, and then get SUUPPPERRR high. thats why some would claim to meet the devil, cause they were all high on hallusagenic shrooms
#73 to #37 - gladiuss (05/09/2013) [-]
> hallusagenic <
> hallusagenic <
User avatar #74 to #73 - chism (05/09/2013) [-]
ya i knew it was wrong but was too high to figure it out
User avatar #11 - internetrage (05/08/2013) [-]
i thought it was shoving the broom up their snatches cause the brooms were coated in hallucinogenic shrooms?
#6 - evigvinter (05/08/2013) [-]
ok funkill time: that is actually an ancient celtic fertility ritual. the "witches" would hold a broom between their legs (with the cleaning part forward) and jump. the higher they jumped, the higher the crops were supposed to grow
#19 to #6 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Huh, neat. I've never heard that before, but from what I know it's because before any ritual or ceremony the witch will "purify" the altar area with a broom stick (common household item for the time). Sweep away the evil.
User avatar #76 - SwiftNinja (05/09/2013) [-]
Wizard + Bitch = Witch
#79 - penetractor (05/09/2013) [-]
riding the devils dick sound pretty metal \m/
#67 - gustaviaable (05/09/2013) [-]
My sister and her friends got dressed as witches last halloween...
User avatar #59 - ihatecarltonbanks (05/09/2013) [-]
I read in a textbook once that it came from when they used to use opiates as "magic" spells to get high and think they were in a magic trance and they applied these opiates vaginally using the end of a broomstick sometimes. hence "riding" the broomstick
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