Hipster TK's.. . if year ever think that yeu’ made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10, 000 men. The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot. So
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#3 - heafi (05/08/2013) [-]
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.    
   
Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.   
   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.

Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
User avatar #57 to #3 - redcookiemonster (05/09/2013) [-]
You should check out the little edit i made in the blue box :)
#63 to #57 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Whatever it was, it's gone. Bots fix vandalism quickly.
#147 to #3 - chupavisor (05/09/2013) [-]
Should have looked at top comment before needlessly searching through the interweb to find the same site... oops
User avatar #154 to #3 - szymonf (05/09/2013) [-]
Ths battle never happened. it's a joke.
User avatar #7 to #3 - salihzzz (05/08/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #8 to #3 - darkcomy (05/08/2013) [-]
Heh, that happened in Romania. My country does that to people.
#40 to #3 - menqudoneix ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Belligerents:

Soldiers of the Austrian Empire
vs.
Other soldiers of the Austrian Empire
#11 to #3 - luquaz (05/08/2013) [-]
Halt = Allah?

must've been some schnapps
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#138 to #20 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#44 to #3 - mudkipfucker (05/08/2013) [-]
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'Self Inflicted Defeat, Ottoman Victory'

<Ottoman Empire's face when
#18 - kernelstack (05/08/2013) [-]
Great! Now I get to use this gif.
Great! Now I get to use this gif.
#127 to #18 - messier ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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Looking at this carefully, the guy in the middle, get's a double kill.
#128 to #127 - messier ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
**messier rolled a random image posted in comment #3641648 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **





That roll was ... the one thing I regret.
User avatar #142 to #18 - cazabrow (05/09/2013) [-]
For his age that guy in the middle did a damn good fight
User avatar #5 - lollingtime (05/08/2013) [-]
Austrian army is confused.
Austrinan army hurt himself..
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/08/2013) [-]
******* Austria...
User avatar #32 to #1 - lietuvisss (05/08/2013) [-]
Fatty. i want to rape her
#17 to #1 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
I never heard of the town. You just made my day!
User avatar #29 to #17 - thurtt (05/08/2013) [-]
HA silly you! ... its just a ******* sign. LAWL
User avatar #38 to #36 - thurtt (05/08/2013) [-]
im slightly impressed that this place actually exists
User avatar #39 to #38 - huszti (05/08/2013) [-]
i didn't believe it at first but there are a bunch of silly names for towns, like "Kotzen" (german for puking), Pissen (pissing), Feucht (wet), Katzenhirn (cats brain), Oberhäslich (totally ugly), Poppenhausen (basicly " ********* "), Siehdichum (look around), Wixhausen (fapville) and Tuntenhausen (faggotville)
#13 - Tazdingo (05/08/2013) [-]
so much spaghetti
User avatar #52 to #13 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Man, that must have been embarrassing.
User avatar #23 to #13 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
The art of spaghetti: Not a recent development.
#114 - ronnywillkillyou (05/09/2013) [-]
**ronnywillkillyou rolls 96,999**men were lost that day.
#115 to #114 - ronnywillkillyou (05/09/2013) [-]
lol nope.
#149 to #114 - drdiddly (05/09/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#74 - bigsaltyballs (05/09/2013) [-]
archduke's fw
User avatar #9 - tarfyki (05/08/2013) [-]
the Australian army once lost to a herd of 20,000 emu
User avatar #12 to #9 - jasonvgrace (05/08/2013) [-]
That's nothing, we once lost to a herd of kangaroo... ...,it's tough down here
User avatar #14 to #12 - oceanmist (05/08/2013) [-]
Man that was nothing compared to the time the Australians lost to one scary ass spider. It was a massacre...
#27 - beren (05/08/2013) [-]
TFW
User avatar #82 to #27 - elmarcocfc (05/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I haven't seen this meme in ages.
#33 to #27 - vicioushaze (05/08/2013) [-]
TFW
TFW
#88 - peptobismalk (05/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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Sourse?
User avatar #155 to #109 - peptobismalk (05/09/2013) [-]
It's crit1kal. His YouTube name is penguinz0, and his videos are ******* hilarious.
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Zero Punctuation
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User avatar #46 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
If you ever feel like FJ is stupid, just remember that 9gag was tricked into DDoSing themselves




although I will say, FJ does have its moments....
User avatar #96 to #46 - shazmo (05/09/2013) [-]
DDoS?
User avatar #108 to #96 - xMWxBEASTx (05/09/2013) [-]
Distributed Denial of Service i think, it basically overflows the servers thus crashing the site.
#49 to #46 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
fj IS a moment
User avatar #75 to #46 - bloodyshart (05/09/2013) [-]
Perfect.
User avatar #76 to #46 - demandsgayversion (05/09/2013) [-]
Can I have the whole story of that? It sounds hilarious.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Cleavland Steamer (05/09/2013) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/9gag


Don't call me a fag for linking KYM, they have the most accurate version of the story
User avatar #50 to #46 - finalkai (05/09/2013) [-]
We started a fad, loved it, then hated it, all in only 24 hours.

Shut up Meg was a great mistake.
#55 to #50 - Cleavland Steamer (05/09/2013) [-]
at least we run ****** memes into the ground before the general public gets the chance to bastardize them
#59 to #55 - srvhendrix (05/09/2013) [-]
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become an overused meme.
#94 to #55 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
m-m-m...monkey trouble?
User avatar #71 to #55 - trimageryan (05/09/2013) [-]
At least we're consistent in running things into the ground. That's something right?
User avatar #83 to #55 - elmarcocfc (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I want that ******* Monkey Trouble shirt.
Imagine the possibilities.
#106 to #83 - kidsquicker (05/09/2013) [-]
I can imagine getting stabbed in the ghetto for it.
User avatar #61 to #50 - zorororonoa (05/09/2013) [-]
Same with shocked patrick, or moon-moon. We are so inconsistent
#97 to #50 - shazmo (05/09/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Sunday after Richard Griffiths death
#67 to #50 - sventrain (05/09/2013) [-]
We have done that many times before, the only one that I think stuck for a really long time was "Fat Ben made poop" because that started back in green fj and carried through grey for a bit
#35 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
For a second I read "Australian army" and was ashamed of my country.
Then I reread it
#48 to #35 - nillekcam (05/09/2013) [-]
But the fist fleet didn't even come to Australia till 1788 so we wouldn't have had an army.... sooooooo...
#54 to #48 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
And once again I prove to everyone that I know absolutely **** all about the place I live in.
#64 to #54 - nillekcam (05/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I had to look it up....
User avatar #66 to #35 - giguelingueling (05/09/2013) [-]
You did lost the mighty Emu War tho.
User avatar #68 to #66 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Those ******* Emus used geurilla warfare and brutally cunning tactics, what do you want from me?

I still have nightmares, man.
#43 - goryheadstump (05/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #6 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/08/2013) [-]
Server's ad.min forgot to deactivate friendly fire.
#131 - unikornking (05/09/2013) [-]
MFW title
User avatar #134 to #131 - athojew (05/09/2013) [-]
best character ever
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