Hipster TK's.. . if year ever think that yeu’ made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10, 000 men. The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot. So Hipster TK's if year ever think that yeu’ made a big mistake just remember in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10 000 men The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps didn't want to share anything with arriving infantry A heated argument ensued one soldier fired shot So
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#3 - heafi
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(05/08/2013) [-]
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.    
   
Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.   
   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
The cavalry was drunk on gypsy schnapps and didn't want to share anything with the arriving infantry. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.

Some Austrian officers tried to stop the conflict by screaming "Halt! Halt!" [German for stop] but the Italian and Slavic solders serving in the army who didn't know German understood "Allah Allah!" and thought the Ottoman Turks were attacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
#7 to #3 - salihzzz
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(05/08/2013) [-]
lol
#57 to #3 - redcookiemonster
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You should check out the little edit i made in the blue box :)
#63 to #57 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Whatever it was, it's gone. Bots fix vandalism quickly.
#147 to #3 - chupavisor
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Should have looked at top comment before needlessly searching through the interweb to find the same site... oops
#154 to #3 - szymonf
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Ths battle never happened. it's a joke.
#8 to #3 - darkcomy
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Heh, that happened in Romania. My country does that to people.
#40 to #3 - menqudoneix
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Belligerents:

Soldiers of the Austrian Empire
vs.
Other soldiers of the Austrian Empire
#44 to #3 - mudkipfucker
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(05/08/2013) [-]
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'Self Inflicted Defeat, Ottoman Victory'

<Ottoman Empire's face when
#11 to #3 - luquaz
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Halt = Allah?

must've been some schnapps
#20 to #11 - recio **User deleted account**
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#138 to #20 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#5 - lollingtime
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Austrian army is confused.
Austrinan army hurt himself..
#45 to #5 - mudkipfucker
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(05/08/2013) [-]
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(05/08/2013) [-]
******* Austria...
#32 to #1 - lietuvisss
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Fatty. i want to rape her
#17 to #1 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I never heard of the town. You just made my day!
#29 to #17 - thurtt
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(05/08/2013) [-]
HA silly you! ... its just a ******* sign. LAWL
#38 to #36 - thurtt
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(05/08/2013) [-]
im slightly impressed that this place actually exists
#39 to #38 - huszti
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(05/08/2013) [-]
i didn't believe it at first but there are a bunch of silly names for towns, like "Kotzen" (german for puking), Pissen (pissing), Feucht (wet), Katzenhirn (cats brain), Oberhäslich (totally ugly), Poppenhausen (basicly "*********"), Siehdichum (look around), Wixhausen (fapville) and Tuntenhausen (faggotville)
#18 - kernelstack
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Great! Now I get to use this gif.
Great! Now I get to use this gif.
#127 to #18 - messier
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**messier rolled a random image posted in comment #60610 at Shin Anime Social Board **





Looking at this carefully, the guy in the middle, get's a double kill.
#128 to #127 - messier
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**messier rolled a random image posted in comment #3641648 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **





That roll was ... the one thing I regret.
#142 to #18 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(05/09/2013) [-]
For his age that guy in the middle did a damn good fight
#60 - bdowns
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at God Bless, bitch. ** once they realized what happened
#86 to #60 - imaginariness
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#69 to #60 - ainise
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**ainise rolls 99** k
#72 to #69 - notified
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#112 to #69 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 63**double k
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#101 to #69 - spanishninja
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#99 to #69 - bdowns
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#13 - Tazdingo
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(05/08/2013) [-]
so much spaghetti
#52 to #13 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Man, that must have been embarrassing.
#23 to #13 - doctordalek
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(05/08/2013) [-]
The art of spaghetti: Not a recent development.
#51 - hammarhead
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(05/09/2013) [-]
#27 - beren
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(05/08/2013) [-]
TFW
#82 to #27 - elmarcocfc
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Holy ****, I haven't seen this meme in ages.
#33 to #27 - vicioushaze
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(05/08/2013) [-]
TFW
TFW
#46 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/08/2013) [-]
If you ever feel like FJ is stupid, just remember that 9gag was tricked into DDoSing themselves




although I will say, FJ does have its moments....
#49 to #46 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
fj IS a moment
#96 to #46 - shazmo
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(05/09/2013) [-]
DDoS?
#108 to #96 - xMWxBEASTx
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Distributed Denial of Service i think, it basically overflows the servers thus crashing the site.
#75 to #46 - bloodyshart [OP]
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#76 to #46 - demandsgayversion
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Can I have the whole story of that? It sounds hilarious.
#78 to #76 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/09/2013) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/9gag


Don't call me a fag for linking KYM, they have the most accurate version of the story
#50 to #46 - finalkai
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(05/09/2013) [-]
We started a fad, loved it, then hated it, all in only 24 hours.

Shut up Meg was a great mistake.
#55 to #50 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/09/2013) [-]
at least we run ****** memes into the ground before the general public gets the chance to bastardize them
#59 to #55 - srvhendrix
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become an overused meme.
#71 to #55 - trimageryan
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(05/09/2013) [-]
At least we're consistent in running things into the ground. That's something right?
#94 to #55 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
m-m-m...monkey trouble?
#83 to #55 - elmarcocfc
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I want that ******* Monkey Trouble shirt.
Imagine the possibilities.
#106 to #83 - kidsquicker
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I can imagine getting stabbed in the ghetto for it.
#61 to #50 - zorororonoa
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Same with shocked patrick, or moon-moon. We are so inconsistent
#97 to #50 - shazmo
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Sunday after Richard Griffiths death
#67 to #50 - sventrain
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(05/09/2013) [-]
We have done that many times before, the only one that I think stuck for a really long time was "Fat Ben made poop" because that started back in green fj and carried through grey for a bit
#9 - tarfyki
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(05/08/2013) [-]
the Australian army once lost to a herd of 20,000 emu
#12 to #9 - jasonvgrace
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(05/08/2013) [-]
That's nothing, we once lost to a herd of kangaroo... ...,it's tough down here
#14 to #12 - oceanmist
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Man that was nothing compared to the time the Australians lost to one scary ass spider. It was a massacre...