Life Hacks Part 1. Bitch Pussy smell like a penguin. i '' trr) rre the' openings h for the ?,? to jail bowl or the trash. mi mum. +5 thumbs? Aren't you selling yourself a bit cheap there? WOULDNT hit that with my worst enemys Penis
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#60 - ciarancrashy (05/08/2013) [-]
Ms Paint skills off the charts
User avatar #162 to #60 - Dap (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how many people buy un-subsidized phones, but most iphones are $199 or $299 from your carrier. The previous generation also drops to $99
#220 to #60 - stoneddolphin (05/08/2013) [-]
$500? that really cheap actually, My sister bought the iphone 4 for $1000 and something bucks.
User avatar #248 to #220 - fosforgasxiii (05/08/2013) [-]
Your sister has been scammed then.
#91 to #60 - ireclamation (05/08/2013) [-]
i got my iphone for free actually
User avatar #92 to #91 - ciarancrashy (05/08/2013) [-]
The why can't you buy speakers?
checkmate
User avatar #170 to #91 - rockamekishiko (05/08/2013) [-]
did someone give it to you?
User avatar #216 to #60 - matttboyagain (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't afford speakers BECAUSE bought 500 dollar phone.
User avatar #247 to #60 - anonymouzx (05/08/2013) [-]
He'd be lucky to buy groceries.
User avatar #278 to #60 - kuchikirukia (05/09/2013) [-]
I've got a stereo system that'll shake the house to go with my 10 year old flip phone that can't play music.
#238 to #60 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
..is that comic sans?
User avatar #240 to #238 - ciarancrashy (05/08/2013) [-]
Why yes, yes it is.
#84 to #60 - drcocktail (05/08/2013) [-]
Dat comic sans.
#95 to #60 - doomsangel (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't afford speakers cause the phone is too expensive.
User avatar #5 - symmiie ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
+5 thumbs? Aren't you selling yourself a bit cheap there?
User avatar #275 to #5 - vegetatheprince (05/08/2013) [-]
He's a modest fellow.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Lycanz (05/08/2013) [-]
I just look forward to doing more!
User avatar #19 to #6 - BroadSword (05/08/2013) [-]
You cheap slut, you.
#48 to #19 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Filthy whore/
#51 to #48 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
You're the filthy whorean.
#55 to #51 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
So are you
#79 to #55 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
samefag^
#210 to #79 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
samefag^
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#16 - drtrousersnake (05/08/2013) [-]
but i like gnawing on the unpopped kernals
but i like gnawing on the unpopped kernals
#132 to #16 - ksmore (05/08/2013) [-]
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#97 - jojord (05/08/2013) [-]
Lifetip #1

"Listen to the D"
#52 - thisisestonia (05/08/2013) [-]
97 life hacks. sorry, OP, if I'm ruining your contents
User avatar #103 to #52 - furukawa (05/08/2013) [-]
Could anyone tell me the code for when you shutdown your com I can't read it
#182 to #52 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
That Popsicle thing...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilZO29X7nEc
#213 to #52 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
The sad look on that guy's face when he's lending the book says it all.

"Come on Ted, I'll give you The Following, you can keep it, just give me back my wife man. She was my light, I can't live without Susie, stop coming here and asking these things from me when you've already taken the only thing that mattered."
#229 to #52 - wheel (05/08/2013) [-]
Awesome!
User avatar #67 to #52 - Lycanz (05/08/2013) [-]
Would you mind if I used one or two of those in a next post?
#77 to #67 - rihardololz ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
he would mind if you post it without giving him a credit for that
he would mind if you post it without giving him a credit for that
User avatar #85 to #77 - thisisestonia (05/08/2013) [-]
Lol you're right.
User avatar #99 to #67 - Aerodamus (05/08/2013) [-]
I would, because I just ******* read all 97 of them. I'm not interested in reading them again.
User avatar #86 to #67 - thisisestonia (05/08/2013) [-]
No I don't mind, not my content.
#75 to #67 - Bomard (05/08/2013) [-]
why ask ? You reposted this whole thing anyways lol. Just do it OP. Do it.
why ask ? You reposted this whole thing anyways lol. Just do it OP. Do it.
User avatar #230 to #52 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (05/08/2013) [-]
Note to self, bread clips fix everything.
#90 to #52 - pistro (05/08/2013) [-]
You're not sorry, aren't you thisisestonia
You're not sorry, aren't you thisisestonia
User avatar #105 to #90 - thisisestonia (05/08/2013) [-]
You mean, am I not Estonia. This is a country, you know :D
#109 to #105 - pistro (05/08/2013) [-]
Well **** , I guess I should use commas more often
User avatar #204 to #101 - bknob (05/08/2013) [-]
Does this happen, or something similar, happen to pop stored in glass bottles? Like Jones for example.
User avatar #207 to #204 - aamann (05/08/2013) [-]
Most likely
User avatar #209 to #207 - bknob (05/08/2013) [-]
Makes sense, thought maybe it would have less of an effect or something since it's a very different type of liquid inside.
#222 to #209 - darkace (05/08/2013) [-]
well the main content of any liquid is water which is what causes the oxidation.
#233 to #222 - bknob (05/08/2013) [-]
OH... yeah...that makes sense...   
   
See this is why I almost failed chemistry.
OH... yeah...that makes sense...

See this is why I almost failed chemistry.
#140 to #101 - darkace (05/08/2013) [-]
it said to do that if the beers were to tall to sit upright, because having the beers upright would be more space efficient anyways, but I like the tip I have had a few beers that tasted gross because they were stored sideways, thumb for you.
User avatar #257 to #101 - fosforgasxiii (05/08/2013) [-]
But most fridges don't have room to store all your bottles upright, only in the door.
#11 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
or you can just use ******* hooks for you keys
User avatar #15 to #11 - curtkobain (05/08/2013) [-]
you can't even deny that's pretty ingenious.
#124 - partysloth (05/08/2013) [-]
I save it thinking i might use this someday, but deep inside i know im not going to.
User avatar #215 to #185 - xxELITExx (05/08/2013) [-]
Its actually BETTER than the iHome.
I have been cupping to speaker to my iPod for so long. All I need to do is this **** .

>WIN<
#147 - VaultTechy (05/08/2013) [-]
That popcorn is horrifically expired
That popcorn is horrifically expired
#88 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
these are the ********* life hacks i've ever seen.
#273 to #255 - atr (05/08/2013) [-]
*So that they get robbed/burglarized.
User avatar #274 to #273 - deathcampforjewtie (05/08/2013) [-]
2bad4them. Also take this opportunity to screw over any neighbors you hate.
#276 to #274 - atr (05/08/2013) [-]
Or I can just cut the box up and recycle it, instead of possibly screwing over my neighbor's life for a while. It isn't so fun when you're on the receiving end either (not from my neighbor hating me), especially for the guy who almost had his head blown to bits all over my carpet.
User avatar #128 to #126 - mojobringer (05/08/2013) [-]
**mojobringer rolls 00** i said dubs
#130 to #128 - gatsu (05/08/2013) [-]
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#196 to #195 - missylyn (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #89 - thetom (05/08/2013) [-]
it actually takes a bit longer than 15 minutes. more than double =[
#129 - dragemit (05/08/2013) [-]
Mikelan you gotta check this ****
User avatar #148 to #129 - mikelan (05/08/2013) [-]
dood
can you not?
thnx
#152 to #148 - FightClub (05/08/2013) [-]
mikelan check this **** out
#186 to #152 - smithforprez (05/08/2013) [-]
mikelan check this **** out
User avatar #191 to #187 - smithforprez (05/08/2013) [-]
lol
#249 - rockero (05/08/2013) [-]
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#174 - elcreepo (05/08/2013) [-]
&quot;i '' trr) rre the' openings   
h for the ?,? to jail   
bowl or the trash.   
mi mum&quot;    
   
IT DIDN'T EVEN 			*******		 TRY
"i '' trr) rre the' openings
h for the ?,? to jail
bowl or the trash.
mi mum"

IT DIDN'T EVEN ******* TRY
#259 to #174 - frantasium (05/08/2013) [-]
I swear on mi mum.
User avatar #175 - darksideofthebeast (05/08/2013) [-]
Use the computer in the bathroom
That's a real life hack
You can **** and sit on your computer for hours after you ****
So now you don't have to wipe
Because your **** is so dry on your ass.
#87 - connordude (05/08/2013) [-]
(enlarge)
User avatar #179 to #87 - elcreepo (05/08/2013) [-]
This is actually good, but 1 1/2 tablespoons of oil and an eighth of a cup more sugar and it'd be just like a real brownie.
#231 to #87 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Use this instead [url deleted] // the guy who have eaten aprox. 40 of these
#133 - porchmonkeywarrior (05/08/2013) [-]
That toilet paper roll thing is ******* genius.
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