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#86 - thegrohltroll (05/08/2013) [-]
is he squeezing his nipples? his iron suite nipples ?
User avatar #93 to #86 - thechosentroll (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, atleast we know they're definitely hard as **** .
User avatar #183 to #86 - eddiethead (05/08/2013) [-]
They went with a George Clooney's batman type suit.
User avatar #109 to #86 - belster (05/08/2013) [-]
If it is the suits nipples and the suit is wired up to good ol' Jarvis, then I'm going to assume he is helping Jarvis to get off..
#174 to #86 - VaultTechy (05/08/2013) [-]
Hahahah "suite" would be pronounced "sweet"
He's squeezing his sweet nipples
User avatar #184 to #174 - thegrohltroll (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't notice that, ****
User avatar #11 - LonelyCamel (05/08/2013) [-]
is it worth seeing it in theaters?
#56 to #11 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Iron man 1 and 2 sucked, so no, besides, the mandarin is just an actor, not even the real villain, so the whole movie is just him fighting a fake, not the real mandarin. Like, the real mandarin isnt even in the movie til the end, just the fake.

#161 to #11 - theskillzthatkillz (05/08/2013) [-]
I loved it. Most of the people that hate it were fans of the comics so they were expecting something different, but I thought that the movie had a great plot.
User avatar #186 to #11 - mikelaboom (05/08/2013) [-]
**** yes. I saw it in 3d
User avatar #248 to #11 - greensoul ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
yes, more than once.. is awesome, dont even listen to the comicbook fans, expect something on the line of the first 2 movies and you will enjoy it as it is.
User avatar #63 to #11 - thezillis (05/08/2013) [-]
If you want a fun, silly movie filled to the tits with eye candy, yes.
User avatar #150 to #11 - GShepard (05/08/2013) [-]
no, let me describe iron man ******* sucked. i like to call it Iron Man 3: revenge of the fallen because that is what it reminded me of
#38 to #11 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
the movie was meant to be under the "comedy" category.
if you go in to the theater expecting that you won't be disappointed.
i felt it was hella lackluster; especially dem plotholes/incredibly flawed transitions.
User avatar #27 to #11 - PlaystationGuy (05/08/2013) [-]
I think it was the best of the three. I also thought it was funnier too. I liked how it was serious, funny, and had a lot of action. I would say see in the theater because the experience is better. Its cheaper than if you bought the dvd and better quality than if you downloaded.
User avatar #111 to #11 - teseus (05/08/2013) [-]
If you're looking after a movie with a ******** of cliches which completely slaughters the way you've seen Iron Man as a kid, then don't. If you have nice memories about the comics or/and cartoons, by all means, don't watch the movie. I can't stress enough how much it slaughters The Mandarin. They built around him one of the most pathetic and easy to see plot twists I've ever seen.

But if you want a movie with explosions, generic villains with generic superpowers and that has a few good jokes once in a while, it's worth it.
Once again I warn you: don't watch it at all if you have even a basic knowledge about who The Mandarin (Iron Man's arch enemy) was.
User avatar #152 to #111 - funnyrage (05/08/2013) [-]
but now thanks to you i know that mandarin was iron man's arch enemy and i can't watch the show...
User avatar #122 to #111 - teseus (05/08/2013) [-]
If you're looking after a movie with a ******** of cliches which completely slaughters the way you've seen Iron Man as a kid, then yes.*

Sorry, I had something else on my mind I just realized how absurd I sounded
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#116 to #98 - punnybutsofunny (05/08/2013) [-]
still the mandarin was the best in the movie
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User avatar #191 to #124 - heathz (05/08/2013) [-]
true that. imo this movie was awful.
User avatar #14 to #11 - TheExile (05/08/2013) [-]
It was a decent movie. Definitely not as good as the other two, mostly because the ending wasn't so great. Also, I don't think the villain was good. I mean, he was a good actor and all, but the character he played wasn't an impressive villain. But yes, I thought it was worth going to see.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thefasrdog ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Really? I thought it was the best out of all 3.
User avatar #18 to #15 - TheExile (05/08/2013) [-]
I wouldn't agree with you, but to each his own. As I said, the ending really killed it for me. Also, because of The Avengers, and how they brought all of them together, I guess I kind of expected them to start making small appearances of the other heroes in the movies. No major roles, just maybe mentioning them a bit more, or giving some reason as to why all these other heroes aren't here to prevent a national disaster, etc. Kind of a huge plot hole imo.
User avatar #53 to #18 - thefasrdog ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
They kind of explained why they're not together at the end of the avengers. Also did you stay until after the credits? Also the ending in my opinion was great. I won't spoil it for anyone,but I though they tied it up quite nicely.
#87 to #11 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Not if you're a fan of the Mandarin.
#113 to #87 - punnybutsofunny (05/08/2013) [-]
still he was the best in that movie
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefasrdog ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
hell yes.
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User avatar #13 - shashashanasha (05/08/2013) [-]
Why do people never use worldwide grosses?
Iron Man already made 710,000,000 dollars, not just 175,000,000
User avatar #32 to #13 - andrewjla (05/08/2013) [-]
it made $175M in the U.S.
#41 to #32 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
US = World

At least in the eyes of a 'murican
User avatar #42 to #41 - andrewjla (05/08/2013) [-]
no, just no
User avatar #207 to #13 - meganinja ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Because these are made in America. Normally polls in America show only how much something is worth in America. As America is usually the largest consumer base, it's nice to know how much was made there.
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#1 - sirbrentcoe (05/07/2013) [-]
rdj's face when
rdj's face when
User avatar #78 - cconseaman (05/08/2013) [-]
It sucked. They completely made a joke of Iron Man's arch nemesis.
User avatar #166 to #78 - guymandude (05/08/2013) [-]

Yeah I couldn't believe that either. I was able to enjoy it past that, since I feel like they at least did it well by implying that the Mandarin as we know him wouldn't exist - he would be in a different form. They show that the Mandarin is supposed to be the other guy by giving him the big chest Dragon Tattoos.

I was unhappy that they left out the power rings though. I mean, if the Avengers hadn't come out, and they were going off of just Iron Man 1&2, then the way they did it would have made a lot of sense. But the Avengers did come out. They didn't need an exact scientific reason for them - they could have just called the power rings "alien generators" or something and people would have said "oh cool whatever let's see something awesome now." But instead they decided to go a route that left out a quintessential part of the character that they easily could have included.

I don't have a problem with leaving out certain character traits in favor of realism when it fits (ex.- Bain's addiction to Venom was left out of Dark Knight Rises), but they didn't have to worry about realism here. The "fake" Mandarin thing didn't even really bother me because I felt like they found an interesting alternate path to take without completely ditching the character. The power rings are what bothered me.

(although in retrospect I would have loved to see Ben Kingsley play a REAL Mandarin, because I feel like that would have been a much more badass spectacle)
User avatar #193 to #78 - rockamekishiko (05/08/2013) [-]
exactly plus it was full of ******* plot holes everywhere
#234 to #78 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
When i first saw that one scene, i couldn't believe it. i felt like i was watching some sort of blooper or outtake. That being said, i loved the movie and thought it as handled well

except the ending
User avatar #117 to #78 - mattimeon (05/08/2013) [-]
They did, it's kinda how I felt about the Green Lantern movie. But from a cinematic perspective it was amazing, but the target audience should always be the comic readers first then the general public. Alas it is never that way because money talks.
User avatar #126 to #117 - kikzs (05/08/2013) [-]
but why? comic readers already have their comics. us, non-comic readers don't know **** , and maybe, just maybe, they want to recreate what they've already read in the comics in their own way, with their own twists, and have it be completely accepted by a major audience, not have to stick to how somebody else made it first.
User avatar #128 to #126 - mattimeon (05/08/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying and I kind of understand doing that like take Bane for example. They altered him but he was still Bane. The Mandarin was a total badass and was a Villain not what Iron Man 3 did. I love Iron Man 3 and I understand why they did it. It still doesn't stop me from wishing it wasn't the way it is.
User avatar #170 to #128 - guymandude (05/08/2013) [-]
I felt the same way. I still enjoyed the movie and understand the twist (it was pretty funny too), but I would have loved to see the Mandarin really put front and center and given a chance to show how big of an enemy he is in the series.

Because if you went by just the movies, which villain would look like the biggest in the series? Right now, it looks like Mickey Rourke as Whiplash. And that is certainly not the case.
User avatar #205 to #170 - mrbuu (05/08/2013) [-]
they probably took the magic rings away because i think thanos is going to be the enemy of the avengers 2.
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User avatar #120 to #78 - TheNumerator (05/08/2013) [-]
I thought it was an interesting twist, and I think maybe they meant it for the comic book readers who actually know about the Mandarin. Maybe they wanted to surprise them somehow?
#81 to #78 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #84 to #81 - cconseaman (05/08/2013) [-]
the directors argument for doing this was that people wouldnt like magic rings. In a universe with time travel, aliens, space travel, gods, and many other mildly absurd but awesome things they drew the line at magic rings.
#238 to #84 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Magic rings sound kinda retarded to me.

Trying to put magical things in a technologically advanced universe? Not my cup of tea, on the face of it.
User avatar #283 to #238 - cconseaman (05/09/2013) [-]
The magic rings come from technology found on a downed alien spacecraft. They really could have just said he found them on one of the alien ships from the avengers, it would have been wrong but still an alteration that the the fans could accept and the public could enjoy.
They ruined one of Marvels biggest badass's.
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#240 - alalalalal (05/08/2013) [-]
Ill just leave this here
User avatar #242 to #240 - sirhyde (05/08/2013) [-]
lol Do you even Lift the Movie
#88 - ekohli (05/08/2013) [-]
The last 20 minute scene on the ship yard seemed like it was directed by Michael Baysplosion.
#100 to #88 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
except michael bays movie is the shipyard all through out.
User avatar #197 to #88 - tocho (05/08/2013) [-]
Igor didnt explode.
User avatar #131 - hiddenblades (05/08/2013) [-]
the movie was alright, but if you're a fan of the comics what they do with the villain will deeply disappoint you. in other words you'll be pretty ******* pissed off
User avatar #149 to #131 - samuraicrack (05/08/2013) [-]
The Manderin and Iron patriot. Nothing like their comic book counterparts. Rage filled my void when Ozborn wasnt in the iron patriot suit.
User avatar #142 to #131 - rainking (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm a fan of the comics, and I enjoyed what they did with the Mandarin. I feel like the trailers made it seem like Iron Man 3 was pretty much just going to be the Stark Knight Rises, with it's villain the Banedarin. So I was really impressed with the balls it took to do the Mandarin the way they did, and I thought it was an effective twist. And the other main villain of the film was played perfectly, so I think all in all it was a pretty great movie. I'd say it's tied with Iron Man 1 as my favorite of the trio.
User avatar #199 to #131 - rockamekishiko (05/08/2013) [-]
another thing is the missplaced jokes. i know marvel movies are goofy and not at all serious like the batman ones but


when pepper falls they have tony making jokes after witnessing her possible death.
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#143 to #140 - TehFunnyMan (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to 			****		 my pants laughing at that GIF, and it will be entirely your fault.   
Thank you.
I'm going to **** my pants laughing at that GIF, and it will be entirely your fault.

Thank you.
#114 - Monopolus ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Am I one of the few who actually liked the movie? I'm no Iron Man junkie so I don't really compare the movies to the comics which I haven't read, but I just thought it was great. Not extremely funny, but a good all-around movie imo.    
I am ready for your rage.
Am I one of the few who actually liked the movie? I'm no Iron Man junkie so I don't really compare the movies to the comics which I haven't read, but I just thought it was great. Not extremely funny, but a good all-around movie imo.

I am ready for your rage.
#249 to #114 - tehbawz (05/08/2013) [-]
I think the only thing that makes the movies so good is that Robert Downey Jr. plays such an amazing Iron Man. The writing and directing is pretty mediocre. I enjoyed them all, but the 1st one was definitely the best.
I think the only thing that makes the movies so good is that Robert Downey Jr. plays such an amazing Iron Man. The writing and directing is pretty mediocre. I enjoyed them all, but the 1st one was definitely the best.
User avatar #134 to #114 - ablt (05/08/2013) [-]
Most children have liked the movie from what I've heard. You're either 12 or you have really bad taste in movies.
#154 to #134 - plaguehammer (05/08/2013) [-]
you're either a retard or a troll :) see, that's the same logic you use.

The film was good, well acted, the story was decent, not great. You didn't like it so your opinion means everyone that did has bad taste or is a kid?

I think you should grow the **** up, buddy
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#232 - thechosentroll (05/08/2013) [-]
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Oh, **** off. All of you. What is this? Batmans' fanclub? So now every movie other than The Dark Knight Rises is **** ? Is that the new trend? "It's trying to be like TDKR", "Worst movie in the series" "I never really liked the series, but pretended to just to fit in."

I'm not even supposed to be taking part in this argument. I haven't watched Iron Man 3 and yet here I am. Why? Because it's not even about the ******* film. I'm saying this because you're all acting like pretentious cunts. Here's the last 200 comments summed up in a single sentence. "My opinion is way more gooders than yours.". Stop being ******* fanboys. Both movies had their strengths and weaknesses. You're just glorifying one of them. Why? Because when you've just seen a film, you still remember both the good and bad bits. When you saw it months ago, however, the bad stuff tends to fade, leaving behind the awesome memories.

You're all faggots. And now I'm a faggot for even wasting my time with you. We're all faggots now.
User avatar #253 to #232 - bladebites (05/08/2013) [-]
Thank you. I love that feeling you get when you read an angry comment that says everything you want to say right to the T, and you're just like "Oh my god, I KNOW RIGHT?"
You have given me that feeling.
#172 - johananas (05/08/2013) [-]
It is worth to see only for Robert Downey Jr. to be honest, he is very human in this movie... The villains are huge clichés... I mean, Guy Pearce I liked you in Memento but you have to get out of Ironman... Swearing revenge because he is left on a roof?

Didn't they do that already in Batman Forever with Jim Carrey by the way? - A geek is turned down, becomes the foe?

... And by the way, am I the only one who liked the second movie?
User avatar #181 to #172 - lolollo (05/08/2013) [-] Jim Carry's case, it was less "I was turned down one time, therefore I must kill people". He was turned down time and time again and disrespected by all of his coworkers who "just couldn't understand his brilliance".

Hence why he became the villain he was, obsessed with intelligence and constantly parading over everyone else as an evil genious.
User avatar #196 to #181 - Yojimbo (05/08/2013) [-]
I disagree, it was pretty much exactly the same. He had a revolutionary idea that he wanted to propose to his idolized playboy millionaire, he turns him down, which crushes him and he then changes entirely and becomes evil. He even had the same long hair and glasses prior to his "transformation"
User avatar #275 to #196 - johananas (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah what was up with that? That was SO stereotypical...
User avatar #282 to #275 - Yojimbo (05/09/2013) [-]
I noticed that too, and I didn't think it was a bad thing, but I did think it was pretty unoriginal.
User avatar #187 - thebritishguy (05/08/2013) [-]
the problem with these big budget action films is I know that they are never that good and are all ways a let down, but then through bleary eyes, I hear the deep voice, "wiggas, we dun made another iron man", and then I see the flashing lights and it captivates me like a cat in heat, I see that sexy little beard of Robert which has probably been trimmed by laser beams, time pauses and I realise that I am watching a trailer and I am no longer wearing any clothes, and then I have to watch the entire ******* film
User avatar #273 - haxslasher ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
What's 3.42 about?
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