GRILL ME A CHEESE. . apparently my mom not even home and the person f hear muttering amend the house is the carpet cleaning aerate I' BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A C GRILL ME A CHEESE apparently my mom not even home and the person f hear muttering amend house is carpet cleaning aerate I' BEEN YELLING 'GRILL C
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apparently my mom not even home
and the person f hear muttering amend the house is the carpet cleaning
aerate
I' BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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User avatar #4 - symmiie
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Grill yourself a ******* cheese. Who orders their mom to do anything?
User avatar #19 to #4 - ImsoObvious
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(05/08/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #36 to #19 - irishhappyposter
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(05/08/2013) [-]
and everyone hates you
#8 to #4 - anon id: f1a01efb
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(05/08/2013) [-]
OP did cause hes a savaged cunt
#22 to #4 - anon id: e0ff26ec
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(05/08/2013) [-]
what else are moms for?
#29 to #22 - anon id: efb1bf52
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(05/08/2013) [-]
as your sex dispenser
User avatar #30 to #22 - ghettograndpa
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Hentai?
User avatar #61 to #4 - digidawg
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User avatar #6 to #4 - symmiie
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Who would down thumb this comment? You must be one sick individual to think your parent should cook your food if you're old enough to browse this website.
#14 to #6 - anon id: d92b09da
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(05/08/2013) [-]
...dmbassfgaot!! :D
#9 to #4 - chandaman
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#26 to #9 - finbaa
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(05/08/2013) [-]
"MOOM, POOP BASKET!"
#13 - diegotan
Reply +68 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
Grill your own damn cheese, you lazy bastard.
Grill your own damn cheese, you lazy bastard.
#27 - screamingdemon
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
I like how 95% of the comments are "grill you own ******* cheese you piece of ****"
User avatar #55 to #27 - guymandude
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I think it's because that piece of **** needs to grill his own ******* cheese.
#35 to #27 - butterisgood
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(05/08/2013) [-]
That's what i like about fj. The comments always stay rational, no matter how stupid the content may be.
#38 to #35 - mutzaki
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(05/08/2013) [-]
You haven't been here that long, have you?
User avatar #43 to #35 - hammarhead
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I think you mean, at least there are some rational...
#23 - sheperdofthestars
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
Who the **** talks to their mother that way?
Who the **** talks to their mother that way?
#32 to #23 - anon id: cf9743f2
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(05/08/2013) [-]
me
#37 to #32 - sheperdofthestars
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Well listen here you little ****, because that is downright disrespectful. That woman lugged 10 lbs of extra weight around for 6 months just so she could give birth to your selfish ass. On top of that, assuming she was a typical American female between the ages of 20 and 28 at the time of your conception and birth, she fed you, clothed you and kept a roof over your head for a good 16 years of your life AT LEAST. I don't know her, so I won't pretend she's the perfect specimen of maternal care, but it's likely she loves you and did the best that she could to make sure you were cared for.   
   
SO, if you want a goddamned cheese thrown on the grill you better preface your request with a please, and follow it up with a ************* "Thank you", and unless she's said otherwise you might as well throw a ******* "Ma'am" in there as well. It's the LEAST you can do to show that she didn't give birth to a little ******* pissant whose gonna be nothing but a leech in the community.   
   
TL;DR: Respect your goddamn mothers, you cuntnuggets. And you're goddamned right my jimmies are rustled.
Well listen here you little ****, because that is downright disrespectful. That woman lugged 10 lbs of extra weight around for 6 months just so she could give birth to your selfish ass. On top of that, assuming she was a typical American female between the ages of 20 and 28 at the time of your conception and birth, she fed you, clothed you and kept a roof over your head for a good 16 years of your life AT LEAST. I don't know her, so I won't pretend she's the perfect specimen of maternal care, but it's likely she loves you and did the best that she could to make sure you were cared for.

SO, if you want a goddamned cheese thrown on the grill you better preface your request with a please, and follow it up with a ************* "Thank you", and unless she's said otherwise you might as well throw a ******* "Ma'am" in there as well. It's the LEAST you can do to show that she didn't give birth to a little ******* pissant whose gonna be nothing but a leech in the community.

TL;DR: Respect your goddamn mothers, you cuntnuggets. And you're goddamned right my jimmies are rustled.
#54 to #37 - anon id: 27f057de
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(05/08/2013) [-]
*9 months

But I still whole-heartedly agree with you.
#64 to #54 - sheperdofthestars
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Gestation is 9 months but the weight gain doesn't actually begin until sometime in the 2nd trimester, so somewhere between 3 and 6 months into the pregnancy.

#51 to #37 - anon id: 6e80309a
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(05/08/2013) [-]
i love you.
#41 to #37 - anon id: 52c6ccb2
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(05/08/2013) [-]
calm down, the only thing you're doing is giving yourself an aneurysm.
User avatar #46 to #41 - hammarhead
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also, it takes two god damn seconds to grill your own ******* cheese between two pieces of bread.
#60 to #23 - anon id: 291ed6a3
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I do. That'd actually be considered polite between my mother and I.

Half the time I say **** like "Make me a goddamn sammich before I come in there and make you, woman!" to her.

It's all in good fun though, we have a laugh about it afterwards.
#16 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Grill your own cheese you ******* cunt.
Grill your own cheese you ******* cunt.
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#25 to #20 - mmmilovemeth
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#15 - afreeti
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
<you yelling at the people down stairs
<you yelling at the people down stairs
#42 - grilledcheeze
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(05/08/2013) [-]
You called...?
You called...?
User avatar #65 to #42 - darthlegolas
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(05/10/2013) [-]
they r better sandwiches when you add ham. just fyi
#1 - walkerjam
Reply -124 123456789123345869
(05/07/2013) [-]
You should have said:
GRILL ME A CHEESE!
ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?
#2 to #1 - anon id: 6cd95bac
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Thats ******* retarded. Not the story.....you. Why would he add something completely irrelevant and ridiculous to a simple request
#5 to #2 - walkerjam
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Cause I'm on the internet. I'm ******* retarded.    
Duh.
Cause I'm on the internet. I'm ******* retarded.
Duh.
#21 to #5 - ohmygwad
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
Smells like summer
#17 to #5 - popcornisland
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(05/08/2013) [-]
How you enjoying them red thumbs?
#28 to #1 - finbaa
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Or, you could stand up, turn around, and **** your own face.
#52 to #1 - aerosol
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe you sit the next few posts out
Maybe you sit the next few posts out
User avatar #11 to #1 - surrealbowl
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(05/08/2013) [-]
You asshat.
User avatar #24 - legayunicorn
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(05/08/2013) [-]
Why would you even dare treat your mom like that?
You are lazy, rude, and demanding. Good lord what a terrible person you are.