McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Sorry for missing yesterday, wife got stuck at work, i was stuck at home wit McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D Sorry for missing yesterday wife got stuck work i was home wit
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McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Sorry for missing yesterday, wife got stuck at work, i was stuck at home wit

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Sorry for missing yesterday, wife got stuck at work, i was stuck at home with 2 sick kids. didn't have a chance to take a ****, let alone hammer out a story. Anyways, this is why people with long hair don't belong in fast food. The amount of human hair in this sandwich could not have been a mistake, i promise you. This one's not too bad. at least all the puke wound up on the tray, anyways! Look to the older McDisasters for links to parts 1-5, i'm reaching the link limit at this point!

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PART 7 /funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

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PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 /funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

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PART 13 /funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 /funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 /funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

comanderspy and masterchiefawesome honorable mention

Mme and a burnout, smokey mcmoot
etudes only good for dropping buns and
putting them on the wrap/ in the box
cleaves me cooking and assembling
jousting my ass
thru shift, no waste or sandwich
mistakes on shat
sexcase myself for a 10 minute smoke break
customers come in as i walk out
ddon' t even think about it
should be able to handle 3 by
spring day, perfect temp, light
ttake an extra 5, fuck it
awalk in
Nall 3 customers still at counter
aafter minutes
gmail. com
ggo wash up, punch in
awalk back to the grill
is sweating profusely
to make a crispy bacon cheddar
ranch sandwich on a honeybun
double cheeseburgers
aand a fucking 20 piece nugget
back off, smokey, i got this'
his sandwiches, send them up front
zwarte bin is right at the end of the table
6 sandwiches worth of meat, buns
and condiments in the waste bin
nnothing on the sheet
calming breath
smoke, how could you possibly fuck up one
sandwich so many times?'
i kept putting mayo on instead of ranch,
man.. they' re the same container..'
Jones a gun
tthe others a fucking squeeze bottle
quickly fadding
the last one, you got the last one right, didn' t
you? Ranch instead of mayo'
yah man, totally.'
sound wafts in from lobby: 'fucking gross,
amother fucking fuck
person goes out to inspect the source
biomes back with a tray
all over one side
Branch chicken sandwich with a couple bites
out of it on the other
ssee someting black and gnarly sticking out of
one of the bite marks
it out
abunch of hair
llike a whole fucking dredlocks worth
dunder the ranch, pressed into the bun
llook at smokey
yhe looks back at me, with the eyes of a
confused stoner
aask him if he knows anything about this
no man, i dont know where that came from'
hair falling out of his hat
skeep mine short, because i work in food
approach counter demanding to
speak to the manager
masshole manager on shift
talk loud enough for us to hear
dude came in from his break, and put hair in
our foody'
yah we all saw him make our sandwiches! he
put a big nasty hair in my chickeny'
she puked all over the tray! we want our
money back, and fresh foody'
looks around at me
llooks at smokey
bback at customers
ddoes this 3 more times for effect
what hair does he have to put on your
explode, yelling that i fucked up
their order on purpose
close my patience at this point completely
awalk to counter
ttake off my hat
gget right in the customers face
motherfucker, i work too damn hard for too
little money for you to talk shit about me right
in front of my face.'
gives me a very dark look
yhe has already refunded their money
take your money and get the fuck out of
here. you' re lucky i didn' t drop my nuts on
your shitty sandwich'
sends me home immediately after
they leave
is left in grill by himself for 3 hours
forces a 4 day suspension for
cussing the assholes out
ddont know why i had such pride in a shitbox
gget back after tth day
ccool manager asks me what the fuck
happened 4 days ago
zwarte numbers were higher in one day than
they were for the whole week
ttell him about the other manager
chair incident, cussing out the customer
ttention that smokey had wasted 5 or 6
sandwiches in a 15 minute peirod
aon one order
wwithout noting any of the waste
aand that the counter fool brought a tray full
of vomit to the gril station
sso i assume dickhead manager had smokey
reset everything
swatting everything
says i' m lucky i still have a job
Aires smokey mcmoot the next time he works
as soon as he walks in the door
is strong with this one
lets me hand pick the grill team for
my shift
don' t let that happen ever again.'
For mom McCoys;
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #14 - falonso
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Good to see you finally stand up to ********* that come into the ******** you work at man,
User avatar #41 to #14 - motherfuckingkenji
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(05/08/2013) [-]
used to work at*
He has a good job now.
User avatar #31 - iamkagji
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(05/08/2013) [-]
You have pride because you're the best damn employee anyone could hope for.
#32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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#38 to #32 - trollchildxy
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I relate to your stories friend, keep them coming.
I relate to your stories friend, keep them coming.
User avatar #17 - lordgeneral
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Sirbrentcoe, please never stop
#110 to #17 - anon id: a5f07d22
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oh god sir brentcoe, don't stop! don't stop, right there, ahhhhh, my god!
User avatar #111 to #110 - lordgeneral
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I'm bi, so if he's game so am I
User avatar #116 to #111 - maltionthefurry
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Mind if I join in? We can spitroast. That's the best kind of threesome.
#21 - winrobert
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Smokey,s face when fired from McDonalds.
#2 - nigalthornberry
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#11 - remsaman
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(05/07/2013) [-]
these stories are the best thing on this site.

keep it up man
User avatar #65 - goochmaster
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(05/08/2013) [-]
>Get one of those portable video cameras that active fags use on bikes/surfboards/helmets
>Put it in place where it won't be disturbed
>film these shenanigans
>Put on youtube
>Overnight millionaire
#56 - paarskwadraat
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I've come to a point when i see a picture of green text on a black background, I immediately thumb it up

User avatar #4 - zorororonoa
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(05/07/2013) [-]
another great story
#37 - intrepidy
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You must be short of mcdonalds memories. Go back to work there right now.