I was a nigger in my past life. . mingle mint inst like this l died on 15 december 1992! First article is WIN) or What will in Hour gremious lite.. Oh I'm not making this up. I was a black transsexual who was murdered and dumped in the Hudson river.
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#184 - unijaw (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh **** I'm not making this up.
I was a black transsexual who was murdered and dumped in the Hudson river.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsha_P._Johnson
#275 - iamastegosaurus (05/08/2013) [-]
Apprently i was DJ 4DM1N's grandad................
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il-sung
#144 - jonasoe (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a 16 year old serial killer that killed his family, shot people at his school, walked to another city and shot 12 people more...   
   
Wtf man
I'm a 16 year old serial killer that killed his family, shot people at his school, walked to another city and shot 12 people more...

Wtf man
#341 - FattyMcDoogle (05/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Kurt Cobain
User avatar #327 - pwnagraphy (05/08/2013) [-]
I was the second president of Sri Lanka
#333 - hipsophobadon (05/08/2013) [-]
I was a russian nuclear physicist dmitri ivaenko   
yus
I was a russian nuclear physicist dmitri ivaenko
yus
User avatar #347 - likelike (05/08/2013) [-]
I was a US private who recieved the Medal of Honor for single-handedly killing 90 enemy soldiers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_D._Watson

Hells yeah
User avatar #465 - steckenrider (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Andre the Giant!
#328 - chandaman (05/08/2013) [-]
fmfl
User avatar #323 - leroymin (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#355 to #323 - repperly (05/08/2013) [-]
wernstrom!
#314 - stimtheone (05/08/2013) [-]
It seems that in my previous life I was a succesful chinese surgeon.
#295 - nemoilily (05/08/2013) [-]
22 april 94, I'm Richard Nixon
#175 - vikingontour (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was a British Radio/TV comedian
#147 - swedotcom (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#697 - thewowpimp ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Tupac.

So that's why it feels so natural when I say ****** .
#528 - dirtybuffalo (05/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
guys...guys....I WAS AUDREY ******* HEPBURN



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn
User avatar #320 - wacemindu (05/08/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Crisp



I was Bob crisp...
User avatar #171 - applesaucers (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Apparently i was the lead guitarist in a band... and was killed by a drunk driver... i guess that turned me into the shut in i am now? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criss_Oliva
User avatar #704 to #190 - applesaucers (05/08/2013) [-]
I guess its nice to see an adoring fan? maybe? -Criss Oliva
#11 - igodless (05/07/2013) [-]
Leonard Lake (October 29, 1945 – June 6, 1985) was an American serial killer.
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