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Shut up and take my fuking money. Don't look at the tags. What if there was a game, Where you get to pick from a variety of monster archetypes and stalk other p

Don't look at the tags

Tags: i | Love | You
What if there was a
game,
Where you get to pick from a
variety of monster archetypes
and stalk other players in third
person.
White the other players are
restricted to a first person view,
preferably using an Oculus Rift.
The players have no idea what
monster they are facing, and can
be toyed with in various ways.
One monster might be able to
project its image onto various
objects, or make flashlights stop
working for a few seconds.
Another might be able to capture
sections of the players anygame
voice chat and play it back to
them, luring them closer.
Stalkers preferring a more direct
approach might choose a
monster that could decapitate
their victims, leaving a trail of
blood or a head to find.
The hunted could wear a pulse
reader. This would play a
heartbeat noise that the Stalker
could hear if they were close. A
faster pulse noise would let the
Stalker know if the player is
really scared or not.
The hunted players would need
to use teamwork and play smart
to try and win. They might need
to find an artifact to destroy a
magical or ghostly monster,
white other monsters might die
the old fashioned way.
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User avatar #142 - ILoveFurries (05/08/2013) [-]
>be generic male teenager
>lost in the woods at night
>dying flashlight
>fix my headset just to remind myself I'm only controlling a character in a game
>think I hear a slight breathing sound
>turn around quickly as the heartbeat monitor goes crazy
>small, barely audible chuckle
>see nothing, so turn around and continue walking
>breathing gets louder
>sounds like its right ******* behind me
>slowly turn my character around to face his doom
>"HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA" blares in on my headset from the person playing as the monster
>lolwut.jpeg
>Slenderman proceeds to run like a maniac in circles before slapping me in the face and running back into the forest
>throw headset across the room in rage
#701 to #142 - finalfantasyfan (05/08/2013) [-]
Good Lord, this was the first comment to make me burst out laughing in a while.
Good Lord, this was the first comment to make me burst out laughing in a while.
#738 to #142 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
i love you too
User avatar #632 to #142 - fjusernumberone (05/08/2013) [-]
You sir or madam, have made me laugh more than anything else has in the past month! ******* gold!!
#361 to #142 - greenthegunstar (05/08/2013) [-]
This is perfect!
This is perfect!
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#356 to #142 - chillybilly has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #297 to #142 - garentei (05/08/2013) [-]
GIMME 20 DOLLAS GIMME 20 DOLLAS GIMME 20 DOLLAS
#148 to #142 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
I laughed more than is reasonable...
#113 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
I'd put the pulse reader on my penis to let the stalker know when I am getting aroused
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#783 to #113 - orgasm has deleted their comment [-]
#715 to #113 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Yes!!
#784 to #113 - beefking (05/09/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #327060 at Ponyville **
#827 to #113 - applejackhf (05/28/2013) [-]
****		 you, I spit water all over my keyboard when I read this
**** you, I spit water all over my keyboard when I read this
User avatar #828 to #827 - Cleavland Steamer (05/28/2013) [-]
how'd you find this lol?
User avatar #829 to #828 - applejackhf (05/28/2013) [-]
A friend sent it to me
User avatar #279 to #113 - spysappinmysasha (05/08/2013) [-]
might I just say im a big fan.

However, in Cleveland 3 women escaped after being abducted 10 years ago.

you got anything to do with that hot **** ?
#298 to #279 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
No, but I'm already making fun of it
User avatar #325 to #298 - unikornking (05/08/2013) [-]
Context for anyone who doesn't get it www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOmYH0GjqA
User avatar #299 to #298 - spysappinmysasha (05/08/2013) [-]
keep up the good work.
#785 to #298 - beefking (05/09/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Dog Heaven ** alright, ALRIGHT!!!!
User avatar #678 to #298 - multimedia (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh GOD yes!
#394 to #113 - sumbohde (05/08/2013) [-]
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#770 to #113 - SILENCEnight (05/08/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at USA!USA!USA! **
#775 to #770 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
sweet roll
#175 to #113 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
So your penis is as small as your index finger?
User avatar #176 to #175 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [-]
No. Of course not, asshole.....





It's way smaller than that
#548 to #176 - venoshto (05/08/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep8hJ4cT8Mk i'm sorry for you, man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep8hJ4cT8Mk i'm sorry for you, man
#48 - killingsin (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh wow this reminds me of playing the parasite game mode for G-mod a few years ago.

The maps were large and dark with creepy ambient noise, one person started as the parasite however he looked just like the civilians.
So when you were walking the dark desolate corridors and ran across another person you always kept your distance from each other because you never knew if or when the other would let loose a soul chilling shriek and tear out from its fleshy suit to mutilate your body and make you into nothing more than a wandering husk whose only need is to hunt down and rip apart other civilians like you once were.
Oh and there was also a needs system like in the ship to force you to walk around.
User avatar #100 to #48 - trippytrips (05/08/2013) [-]
I remember joining a game like this and I never remembered what it was called.
Thank you.
User avatar #271 to #48 - slowbros (05/08/2013) [-]
Theirs a game mode like that but with a different name. It's called Morbus.
#285 - spysappinmysasha (05/08/2013) [-]
mfw all the players that are monsters just end up standing out in the open t bagging eachother.
#9 - iamtheblackgoat (05/07/2013) [-]
Why would you suggest such a perfect, terrifying game
User avatar #572 to #9 - Wharrblgarbl (05/08/2013) [-]
www.hidden-source.com/
very similar concept
#493 to #9 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #622 to #493 - iwebby (05/08/2013) [-]
no. no they cant.
#318 to #9 - SILENCEnight (05/08/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Uncle Albert ** Could you imagine this type of gaming for assassins creed?
User avatar #718 to #318 - vondraco ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Well that's just mildly inappropriate.
#499 to #9 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Meh, he just stole it from reddit
#537 to #499 - luddethebunny (05/08/2013) [-]
How do you know he isnt the one who posted it on reddit? :D
How do you know he isnt the one who posted it on reddit? :D
#765 to #537 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
He wasn't. It's a widely known fact that the idiots of FJ go onto Reddit just to get thumb-earning material that they have to put no effort into.
#570 to #9 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't believe that this got over 550 thumbs. What has happend to my FJ?
#612 to #570 - iamtheblackgoat (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure either, actually

But hey, I don't complain
User avatar #579 to #570 - carnivoreapples (05/08/2013) [-]
it was cancer all along...
User avatar #651 to #9 - anthraxpotato (05/08/2013) [-]
not gonna thumb you up because you have 666 thumbs
#676 to #651 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
the number of the beast is not 666 it is 616
#711 to #676 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS THIS.
#746 to #711 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
"616 is believed by some to have been the original Number of the Beast in the Book of Revelation in the Christian Bible. Different early versions of the Book of Revelation gave different numbers, and 666 had been widely accepted as the original number."

According to wikipedia, anyway.
#768 to #746 - unncommon (05/08/2013) [-]
>"According to wikipedia, anyway."
The implied ending of every High School research paper that I've ever done.
User avatar #751 to #711 - goochmaster (05/08/2013) [-]
Samefag
User avatar #14 to #9 - crimhowler (05/07/2013) [-]
Why not?
#684 to #428 - awesomanium (05/08/2013) [-]
I really, really want to know what armour that is.
I really, really want to know what armour that is.
User avatar #786 to #684 - cazabrow (05/09/2013) [-]
This is a picture of my pally i took a week ago, if you want a better look go here:

us.battle.net/wow/en/character/frostmourne/Norremac/simple
User avatar #741 to #684 - thice (05/08/2013) [-]
The new paladin pvp armour.
User avatar #756 to #741 - awesomanium (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh. Really? I haven't really played much recently.
#512 to #428 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #519 to #512 - cazabrow (05/08/2013) [-]
don't really give a **** bro.
#557 to #519 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Me neither, we have so much in common.
#586 to #585 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#689 to #590 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #691 to #689 - richardbatsbak (05/08/2013) [-]
technically, they are brown
#42 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
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#164 - TehFunnyMan (05/08/2013) [-]
Yep.... That's a boner.   
   
Make this now.
Yep.... That's a boner.

Make this now.
#831 to #164 - doubleac (06/04/2013) [-]
May I have some water?
#78 - frysandaburger (05/08/2013) [-]
*******		 do it.
******* do it.
#35 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
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#34 - lastsummershero (05/07/2013) [-]
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#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Here, hold this
#261 to #5 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
except its a repost from reddit, lke everything else on this site nowadays.
#348 to #261 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
not everyone's browsing reddit so its k
#437 to #5 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
he can't hold it. it's digital...
#406 to #5 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Zuko, the green thumb was up my sleeve all along!
#284 - scootsmahboots (05/08/2013) [-]
This needs a kickstarter or something
This needs a kickstarter or something
#45 - sephirothpwnz (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - superjavelin (05/07/2013) [-]
Its like The Hidden source mod but better.
#367 to #36 - sexynippleguy (05/08/2013) [-]
for what game is that mod?
#439 to #367 - gyssle (05/08/2013) [-]
Soruce is the engine used in Half-Life 2 and many other Valve titles. So, you will need Half-Life 2 installed. See this page for more information: http://www.hidden-source.com/downloads.htm
#753 to #439 - sexynippleguy (05/08/2013) [-]
thank you very much good sir/ma'am
#560 to #36 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh god, not that game. It had good potential, but it turn out to be f*cking boring. The hidden is always camping, and no one find him. And when he's playing honestly, it's a bastard on your team that will camp, or teamkill. And if you die, YOU WILL WAIT LONGER THAN IF YOU DIE IN TTT. I think Hidden is terribly bad.
User avatar #124 to #36 - jopemon (05/08/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly
#95 - wafflekings (05/08/2013) [-]
**************		 I keep thowing money at the screen but nothing's happening...
************** I keep thowing money at the screen but nothing's happening...
#194 to #95 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Dear gods that spin on the right most bill.....
#222 - kschmidty (05/08/2013) [-]
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#227 to #222 - nevrit (05/08/2013) [-]
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#228 to #227 - dapape (05/08/2013) [-]
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#235 to #232 - critality ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
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#248 to #239 - shazmo (05/08/2013) [-]
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#250 to #248 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #260 to #251 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
YOURS DOESN'T MATCH THE OTHERS.
#722 - alekksandar (05/08/2013) [-]
"capture sections of player's ingame voice chat"

STFU U NOOB I FUKED UR MOTHER
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