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What if there was a
game,
Where you get to pick from a
variety of monster archetypes
and stalk other players in third
person.
White the other players are
restricted to a first person view,
preferably using an Oculus Rift.
The players have no idea what
monster they are facing, and can
be toyed with in various ways.
One monster might be able to
project its image onto various
objects, or make flashlights stop
working for a few seconds.
Another might be able to capture
sections of the players anygame
voice chat and play it back to
them, luring them closer.
Stalkers preferring a more direct
approach might choose a
monster that could decapitate
their victims, leaving a trail of
blood or a head to find.
The hunted could wear a pulse
reader. This would play a
heartbeat noise that the Stalker
could hear if they were close. A
faster pulse noise would let the
Stalker know if the player is
really scared or not.
The hunted players would need
to use teamwork and play smart
to try and win. They might need
to find an artifact to destroy a
magical or ghostly monster,
white other monsters might die
the old fashioned way.
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#9 - iamtheblackgoat (05/07/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Why would you suggest such a perfect, terrifying game
#113 - Cleavland Steamer (05/08/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I'd put the pulse reader on my penis to let the stalker know when I am getting aroused
User avatar #142 - ILoveFurries (05/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>be generic male teenager
>lost in the woods at night
>dying flashlight
>fix my headset just to remind myself I'm only controlling a character in a game
>think I hear a slight breathing sound
>turn around quickly as the heartbeat monitor goes crazy
>small, barely audible chuckle
>see nothing, so turn around and continue walking
>breathing gets louder
>sounds like its right fucking behind me
>slowly turn my character around to face his doom
>"HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA" blares in on my headset from the person playing as the monster
>lolwut.jpeg
>Slenderman proceeds to run like a maniac in circles before slapping me in the face and running back into the forest
>throw headset across the room in rage
#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Here, hold this
#42 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
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#35 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
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#95 - wafflekings (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK I keep thowing money at the screen but nothing's happening...
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK I keep thowing money at the screen but nothing's happening...
#34 - lastsummershero (05/07/2013) [-]
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#48 - killingsin (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh wow this reminds me of playing the parasite game mode for G-mod a few years ago.

The maps were large and dark with creepy ambient noise, one person started as the parasite however he looked just like the civilians.
So when you were walking the dark desolate corridors and ran across another person you always kept your distance from each other because you never knew if or when the other would let loose a soul chilling shriek and tear out from its fleshy suit to mutilate your body and make you into nothing more than a wandering husk whose only need is to hunt down and rip apart other civilians like you once were.
Oh and there was also a needs system like in the ship to force you to walk around.
#285 - spysappinmysasha (05/08/2013) [-]
mfw all the players that are monsters just end up standing out in the open t bagging eachother.
#222 - kschmidty (05/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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#164 - TehFunnyMan (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yep.... That's a boner.   
   
Make this now.
Yep.... That's a boner.

Make this now.
#78 - frysandaburger (05/08/2013) [-]
Fucking do it.
Fucking do it.
#45 - sephirothpwnz (05/08/2013) [-]
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#284 - scootsmahboots (05/08/2013) [-]
This needs a kickstarter or something
This needs a kickstarter or something
User avatar #36 - superjavelin (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Its like The Hidden source mod but better.
#722 - alekksandar (05/08/2013) [-]
"capture sections of player's ingame voice chat"

STFU U NOOB I FUKED UR MOTHER
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