dark confession time!. . SENDING ,, i." STOP. I think that there isn't a single problem with the world that couldn't be solved by killing half the people in it.
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User avatar #46 - aldheim (05/08/2013) [-]
The people of Africa have survived for tens of thousands of years.
I don't think aid from the first world is the only thing keeping them alive.
User avatar #150 to #46 - matoob (05/08/2013) [-]
thats whats killing them
User avatar #324 to #46 - bigmanfifty (05/08/2013) [-]
try millions of years
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#26 - Uranium (05/08/2013) [-]
I think that there isn't a single problem with the world that couldn't be solved by killing half the people in it.
#187 to #26 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
What if there aren't enough people at your party?
User avatar #278 to #26 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/08/2013) [-]
Cemetery overcrowding. Check and mate.
#323 to #278 - icameisawilostit (05/08/2013) [-]
>Cremate the dead.
>Use the ashes to fertilize forests.
>Turn them into a tourist attraction.
>Nationalize the haunted forests.
Problem solved and turn a profit.
User avatar #117 to #26 - gorginhanson (05/08/2013) [-]
what about the problem of superoverpopulation?

we should probably get rid of 75 percent for that
#119 to #117 - Uranium (05/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be surgical I've always thought of it as something indiscriminate and deadly like disease that would cross all lines race,social class, ect.
User avatar #120 to #119 - gorginhanson (05/08/2013) [-]
or the government secretly sterilizes people in other countries
#286 to #120 - Shadwstryker (05/08/2013) [-]
Sterilize who now?
User avatar #313 to #286 - gorginhanson (05/08/2013) [-]
#213 to #26 - scoonyer (05/08/2013) [-]
there's enough supplies for every man, but not every mans greed
User avatar #142 to #26 - Lilstow ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
mass deaths.
#193 to #26 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #167 to #26 - instalation ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Can we start off with you?
#143 to #26 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #206 to #26 - earloflemondgrab (05/08/2013) [-]
If we utilized your name better we could accomplish this faster still.
User avatar #112 to #26 - nittsurri (05/08/2013) [-]
Finally an opinion I agree with on FJ
#50 to #26 - breakfastlunch (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, yeah.  I mean, the reason WWII started was that Hitler stubbed his toe, and he decided that killing half of the world population would solve it.
Well, yeah. I mean, the reason WWII started was that Hitler stubbed his toe, and he decided that killing half of the world population would solve it.
#55 to #50 - Uranium (05/08/2013) [-]
Also global warming
User avatar #148 to #55 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
heh, global warming
#54 to #50 - Uranium (05/08/2013) [-]
That isn't a problem thats a petty annoyance I'm talking about rising poverty food and water shortages and Jihad
User avatar #149 to #54 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
There's enough food and water for the world, and then some
User avatar #280 to #149 - wishingwell (05/08/2013) [-]
but the way it's divided isn't optimal
#48 to #26 - kingpongthedon (05/08/2013) [-]
Mortician shortage
#51 to #48 - Uranium (05/08/2013) [-]
I was thinking more a cataclysmic event where burials would be impossible and bodies would have to be burned in order to deal with the load
User avatar #5 - dafuckisthisshit (05/07/2013) [-]
but if everyone in africa dies, then whose gonna dig up the diamonds for our jewelery?
#135 to #5 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Dont worry, we have enough in storage to last lifetimes
#251 to #5 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - barbwirepain (05/07/2013) [-]
that's when we send in the mexicans, and some white guys with guns
#13 to #5 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
We take all the inmates who are in prison for life, the ones that our taxes are keeping alive, and we euthanize them. Then, while the whole world is crying **** about "killing innocent lives", we secretly take the euthanized prisoners and cremate their bodies, giving us ashes galore, and you know what ashes and diamonds have in common? ************* carbon. We take the ashes, extract the carbon from them, and using the ancient technique handed down to us by the very core of Gaia herself, we make ******* diamonds to sell to the world in order to pay off the deficit.

And that is how the United States will be the baddest ************ in the world.
#23 to #13 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but diamonds are not rare nor are they valuable. The diamond market is carefully regulated as to create artificial scarcity and jack up the monetary cost. Try reselling a diamond, they are practically worthless. your suggestion is pointless.
#78 to #23 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
It's the same with oil.

What a wonderful woooooorld
User avatar #24 to #23 - ironsoul (05/08/2013) [-]
For once, an anon is right about something.
#16 to #5 - captnpl (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually, the Russians have a ,quite possibly the largest diamond deposit in the world. Unfortunately, they can only release a tiny fraction of their stores every year, otherwise diamond would be rendered worthless.
#233 to #16 - nordicmike (05/08/2013) [-]
I saw a comment on Reddit that linked to an article about the truth of the Diamond trade. The TL; DR is that Diamonds should in principle be worthless because they are ridiculously abundant but are priced really high through marketing and a trade organization and make people believe that they are worthless.
#35 to #34 - xsap (05/08/2013) [-]
thank you for the lols
#33 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
inb4 bleeding heart fag
i dont want to let africans die
they probably appreciate life more than most people
User avatar #113 to #33 - nittsurri (05/08/2013) [-]
Probably true, but it always seems that people attach high value to things they don't have.
User avatar #137 to #113 - hudis (05/08/2013) [-]
That is generally more true for people like us with computers, television, jobs, education and white bread. More choices tends to mean less happiness and contentment, ironically.
#186 to #113 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
That's also one of the reasons people in Denmark are considered to be the happiest people on Earth.
#44 - Moar (05/08/2013) [-]
politics makes me sick   
economics makes me sick   
natural selection makes me sick   
you all make me sick   
im usually up for debates but holy knuckle 			****		 i am just not going to go there with any of you
politics makes me sick
economics makes me sick
natural selection makes me sick
you all make me sick
im usually up for debates but holy knuckle **** i am just not going to go there with any of you
User avatar #45 to #44 - aldheim (05/08/2013) [-]
'Natural selection makes me sick'
#96 to #45 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Species who lack the ability to vomit were more prone to disease, thus died off at a faster rate than those who could. Best I could think of what else do you want from me.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (05/07/2013) [-]
I can see you, zlamous
User avatar #179 to #1 - niggernazi (05/08/2013) [-]
zlamous is life
zlamous is love
User avatar #273 - phsycokiller (05/08/2013) [-]
Surely the money could go somewhere else, where the country could think of something that would help them in the long run, rather than feeding a large family who create a larger family which will increase the demand for charity.
#199 - ludamat (05/08/2013) [-]
wow...was enjoying browsing on FJ until I opened this post. I'm a Ugandan and I can only hope there are less people out there who share xsap's views. So as you continue to amuse yourself and enjoy the thumbs of those who agree with what you have to say, take a second and reflect on the human being in you.

I obviously can't change the way you feel about Africans, but if you ever find yourself in a situation where someone derives satisfaction/amusement from your misfortune, perhaps it would change the way you see things.
#134 - highhopes (05/08/2013) [-]
President Snow agrees.
User avatar #128 - lordlucifer ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually , how about you stop sending money to the corporations that give **** all of the money they get to them and spend the money going there yourself and make a friggin' difference.
#331 to #128 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
All I ever hear is "corporations". It's the "corporations" that do everything wrong. Give me some ******* names. I know the names of some of the asshole corporations, but I want to know if you know any or if you're just deliberately bashing the name "corporations" as a scapegoat.
User avatar #394 to #331 - lordlucifer ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Thats like saying , humans piss me off Give me names . How about you figure that out anon
User avatar #304 - psychopsychedelic (05/08/2013) [-]
If anyone's read Things Fall Apart then we'd know that the white men did alot of damage.
User avatar #328 to #304 - bigmanfifty (05/08/2013) [-]
That's one of my fave books
#207 - iescapedthecondom (05/08/2013) [-]
OP's face when he doesn't give a **** about letting ppl he doesn't know die
User avatar #140 - iforgetwhattosay (05/08/2013) [-]
while reading about evolution in my bio class i came across what happens when a population becomes far too big for the resources available. generally animals in the species begin to fight for the resources available, that or disease kills off a great number. i feel like that will happen to us. there are no predators ti kill us, and resources are going away. a plague is likely to come along like the black plague eventually and kill off a large number of the population (mainly in the 3rd world where medical help is minimal). the population can't keep on growing, something has to kill us eventually.
User avatar #152 to #140 - Gandalfthewhite (05/08/2013) [-]
that's why we should stop curing **** , our population will be over the top if we cure cancer but i reckon this new chinese bird flu will be the next big 'thing'
User avatar #158 to #152 - iforgetwhattosay (05/08/2013) [-]
i also feel that the more we cure **** the higher chance there will be that a disease comes along that is as adaptable to change as we are.
User avatar #171 to #158 - Gandalfthewhite (05/08/2013) [-]
probably measles will make a comeback
User avatar #36 - schmitty (05/08/2013) [-]
Why send aid, when we can send AIDS?
#126 to #36 - FurryBalls (05/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha I just thought about it, we send them AID, they send us AIDS.
User avatar #38 to #36 - xsap (05/08/2013) [-]
Africa is already the AIDs central.
User avatar #39 to #38 - schmitty (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh, so then we're already doing it? Sweet.
User avatar #311 - isradam (05/08/2013) [-]
Nah, we should stop sending help and meddling in their **** , thus keeping them from advancing on their own.
User avatar #226 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
a lot of aid is shifting towards "family management" now. basically, they are sending them condoms so they dont have so many children and strain their already very low resources.
#209 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
I sometimes wonder why dont they kill retards, they are destroying our gene pools.
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