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John fucking Carpenter

John fucking Carpenter. how to win who wants to be a millionaire like a boss. I Haul-: 1 like to will my parents new ". ho in min‘? Hey dad, 1 don' t really new

how to win who wants to be a millionaire like a boss

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User avatar #6 - KayRed (05/08/2013) [-]
Now, after all that showmanship, imagine if he got it wrong.
User avatar #40 to #6 - hektoroftroy (05/08/2013) [-]
that's what i thought was going to happen
User avatar #47 to #6 - Dap (05/08/2013) [-]
The level of awkwardness would have probably bring the building down
#7 to #6 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
If you were confident enough to pull a stunt like that, I think you'd know what you were doing...
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/07/2013) [-]
He deserves an extra million
#118 to #2 - luquaz (05/08/2013) [-]
that's quite a large cock for someone so young
that's quite a large cock for someone so young
#53 to #2 - anomsssssss (05/08/2013) [-]
he did win the show 2 times i recall
User avatar #115 to #53 - swedishviking (05/08/2013) [-]
the second time the shows correct millionaire question answer was incorrect, he was right.
User avatar #94 to #53 - larso (05/08/2013) [-]
The second time, it was a much harder version I believe.
#14 - breakfastlunch (05/08/2013) [-]
That was the only lifeline he used.

He said later that he did what he did because he thought that it would look a bit cocky if he finished without using a single lifeline.
#70 - geril (05/08/2013) [-]
#75 to #70 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
He's kinda look likes Duke Nukem's bastard son
User avatar #76 to #75 - thathorse (05/08/2013) [-]
"I came here to chew bubblegum and answer questions, and I'm all out of questions"
User avatar #18 - lolwtfme (05/08/2013) [-]
>handsome hair cut
>millionaire
>smooth as ****

10/10 want him inside of me
User avatar #167 to #18 - gorginhanson (05/08/2013) [-]
His wife is ugly and after taxes I think he got like less than half of the million
User avatar #28 to #18 - vatra (05/08/2013) [-]
Are you female? or gay?
User avatar #31 to #30 - vatra (05/08/2013) [-]
That's nice, but it is a valid question. Besides, this doesn't even qualify as that, I'm asking, lolwtfme isn't flaunting it.
User avatar #38 to #31 - HOLYCARP (05/08/2013) [-]
...wut
User avatar #68 to #38 - vatra (05/08/2013) [-]
I was just curious if lolwtfme was a female of gay because he or she said "want him inside me" I doesn't make a difference, I'm just curious. Though there is also the possibility I completely missed some reference that was being made.
User avatar #122 to #28 - lolwtfme (05/08/2013) [-]
no, completely straight....but damn, the alphaness is overloading me
#153 to #18 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
ugly wife he has though..
#44 to #18 - mishterlusk (05/08/2013) [-]
Everyone wants John Carpenter inside of lolwtfme.
User avatar #8 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2013) [-]
Even though people hate those who provide the source, here it is:
youtu.be/N3hSHUV4iXE
#26 to #8 - madoc (05/08/2013) [-]
Why would anyone hate you for that?
User avatar #32 to #26 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea. It's just that whenever I post or see someone post the source of things, it's almost always thumbed down.
It does not make a bit of sense to me.
User avatar #66 to #8 - anonymoose (05/08/2013) [-]
Source providing is usually loved.
User avatar #89 to #66 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2013) [-]
Okay, weird thing about that: every time I or anyone I've seen posts source and just simply saying "Source: [zelda]" it gets red thumbs.
However, if I make mention that it's hated (as I did here), people notice that and thumb it up.
Pretty douchey and thumb-whory sounding when I say that, but it's just my observations.
I hate thumb-whores and don't intend to sound like I am one in saying that.
#10 - jinapayne (05/08/2013) [-]
I thought his answer was John Carpenter. I was so confused.
#24 to #17 - jinapayne (05/08/2013) [-]
He's a film director not a president....
#25 to #24 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/08/2013) [-]
dang, totally should have known that
User avatar #13 - codyxvasco (05/08/2013) [-]
Halloween was a good movie.
#21 to #13 - addia (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #21 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Halloween is best horror movie franchise.
#95 - furryflava (05/08/2013) [-]
He's got the most smug ass trollface going on.
#80 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
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#85 to #80 - weirdoo (05/08/2013) [-]
I see what you did there, you clever person you
User avatar #108 to #85 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
dunno who made it but I thought it was awesome
User avatar #119 to #108 - weirdoo (05/08/2013) [-]
It is the Eye of Horus which also represents knowledge and not just the third eye.
User avatar #140 to #80 - cormy (05/08/2013) [-]
What does it say?
User avatar #142 to #140 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
Its meant to say 'deal with it' but as for what it actually say's, I have no idea
User avatar #168 to #142 - cormy (05/08/2013) [-]
That's definitely not deal with it XD
Way too long... As far as I'm aware, each hieroglyph is equivalent to one letter and I don't think it would require 6 words to say deal with it in any language...
User avatar #170 to #168 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
not to well up on it but I don't think its as simple as one hieroglyph one letter because they had all that trouble translating it before they found the Rosetta stone
User avatar #171 to #170 - cormy (05/08/2013) [-]
My knowledge goes as far as a children's book I got when I was younger along with a gold necklace my uncle got for me from Egypt that supposedly had my name on it, in egyptian hierogylphs.
The book had something like this on it, no fking clue why they're all gifs.
http://www.virtual-egypt.com/newhtml/hieroglyphics/sample/alphabet.gif
http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/trinity/projects/egypt/alphabet.gif
http://www.jimloy.com/hiero/yourname.gif
#172 to #171 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
best I could find, but it seems to be contextual from what I can see as each hieroglyph could mean one of a few of our letters
best I could find, but it seems to be contextual from what I can see as each hieroglyph could mean one of a few of our letters
User avatar #173 to #172 - cormy (05/08/2013) [-]
??? Best what you could find?
That was the second link I provided lol
I didn't want to post it as a GIF because I knew it would get shrunk and you can't enlarge gifs...
http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/trinity/projects/egypt/alphabet.gif
User avatar #174 to #173 - phantomi (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't look at the links :P anyway I cant really see how its much help in translating text but you could use it to translate people talking
#72 - smokeyrp ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
And he used that money to make the Thing and They Live
#144 - potatophucker (05/08/2013) [-]
At first I thought this post was about the film director...

I am dissapoint.
#127 - CapnInterwebz (05/08/2013) [-]
BUT WHICH OF THOSE PRESIDENTS APPEARED IN THE TELEVISION SERIES "LAUGH-IN"?!
User avatar #175 to #127 - Blackula ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Me
#178 to #127 - John Cena (05/09/2013) [-]
nixon
User avatar #145 to #127 - rugmaster (05/08/2013) [-]
Lyndon B. Johnson
User avatar #157 to #127 - wolfdogone (05/08/2013) [-]
Abraham Lincoln
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User avatar #146 to #127 - guamguy (05/08/2013) [-]
Mitt Romney
User avatar #91 - princesssakura (05/08/2013) [-]
woulda been even funnier to me had he gotten it wrong
User avatar #22 - abougen (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he went back on and won like 500,000.
User avatar #41 to #22 - YoDawgWeHeard (05/08/2013) [-]
250,000 for charity. Weird cause I watched it earlier today 0.0
#143 - oceanfrank (05/08/2013) [-]
I remember seeing this episode. God that dude is Alpha.

MFW
#16 - rshanebarnes (05/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #114 - VideotapeAxed (05/08/2013) [-]
Damn he's alpha as **** and he made some good movies
User avatar #35 - gorginhanson (05/08/2013) [-]
I remember seeing that when it first aired, epic moment
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