Pedophiles. You all are pedophiles. Since nearly every cell in the body R, replaced within a year, every part of my body you would want to have sex with is. und
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#15 - SILENCEnight (05/07/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Revenge ** so the only legal way of sexual intercourse is *********** ?
User avatar #11 - redstonealchemist (05/07/2013) [-]
seven years, but your point still is valid
User avatar #22 to #11 - thismightbesparta (05/07/2013) [-]
i heard 10
User avatar #31 to #11 - tenthdivine (05/08/2013) [-]
Seven years is how often your skeleton is remade
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#19 to #10 - Spikeydeath (05/07/2013) [-]
got a problem with that?
User avatar #26 to #19 - cakezs (05/08/2013) [-]
Shut it, neckbeard
User avatar #29 to #19 - leachan **User deleted account** (05/08/2013) [-]
>Gets mad because guy doesn't accept the fact that there are lesbians in the picture
>Calls him a faggot
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User avatar #32 to #10 - quirrelmort (05/08/2013) [-]
lesbians are applicable to everything.
User avatar #35 to #10 - TarnRazor (05/08/2013) [-]
Probably because people are trying to make it so seeing a gay couple instead of a straight couple in comics eventually becomes normal.
User avatar #13 to #10 - leachan **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#39 to #4 - fivefingerlaugh (05/08/2013) [-]
the needle pierces multiple ******* layers of skin. they need to pierce the epidermis and reach the dermis which has other things like collegen and elastin which makes your skin tougher. these cells take a longer amount of time to be recycled meaning the tattoo remains for many years based on the denisty of the ink and the color which was used. even so you need to get it touched up every couple of years to keep it looking ho wyou want it to look
#45 to #4 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
I believe it's because the ink used in tattoos extend into the regenerative layer of the skin, rather than just the surface, and as a result, the ink hinders with the replacement of the skin on which the tattoo is made.
Not sure if that's it, or all of it though. I'm just relying on my middle school education here.
#5 to #4 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they are deeper. its just your outer layer and nerves that "touch". a tat is even deeper than that.

technacally you NEVER touch anything. the magnetic properties of every atom.....they like repell each other....when you have sex, your just feeling the megnetic repulshion of a dick/vag.
User avatar #7 to #5 - aldheim (05/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with cells whatsoever.
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User avatar #18 to #4 - thegrimreaver (05/07/2013) [-]
Because the tattoo isn't a part of your body. It's not dying the cells or anything. It's a layer of ink beneath your epidermus. So, since the ink isn't organic, it can't die off.
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#38 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
but... your cells are just as old as those your doing.   
your argument is invalid.
but... your cells are just as old as those your doing.

your argument is invalid.
#6 - ogomer ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't it like every seven years?
Isn't it like every seven years?
User avatar #8 to #6 - aldheim (05/07/2013) [-]
Depends on the part.
User avatar #12 to #6 - narwhalsforhire (05/07/2013) [-]
it is, the spine takes seven
User avatar #14 to #12 - baaltomekk (05/07/2013) [-]
Most of the inner organs take also seven years if I remember correctly
User avatar #42 - alwaysreadthetags (05/08/2013) [-]
pedophiles are ******* immature assholes.
#43 to #42 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
I see what you have done there my good chap.
#40 - slipons (05/08/2013) [-]
It takes seven years for all the cells in your body to be completely new -____-

Still pedo, but still....
#2 to #1 - justafungi (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - dipshitz (05/07/2013) [-]
Every cell replaced? Try muscle cells or nerve cells
Hint: they don't divide

Learn basic biology
User avatar #34 to #16 - snipys (05/08/2013) [-]
Let me fix what op says. It means every atom.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thegrimreaver (05/07/2013) [-]
They don't divide, but they are replaced as the cells age and die. Even neurons are replaced every few years.
#20 to #17 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
>They don't divide
>They are replaced
MFW when all my muscle cells have alredy been replaced by skittles, and can't stop eating my own muscles.
User avatar #23 to #20 - killingsin (05/07/2013) [-]
Stem cells, many different kinds of stem cells exist through out your body that adapt to become the exact type of cell needed as old cells die off.
#25 to #23 - deathcampforjewtie (05/08/2013) [-]
Who cares? I come to FunnyJunk to laugh, if I need a biology course, I'll hit up a university(if you can go to two different ones.)
User avatar #27 to #16 - articulate (05/08/2013) [-]
"Every cell replaced?" -you
"nearly every cell" -the content
Don't take **** out of context, you're not the media.
#36 to #27 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Nowhere near nearly my friend. Although certain populations of neurons and muscle cells are indeed replensished via SVZ progenitors and satellite cells respectively, the fact is that most if not all cells in your neuromuscular system, as well as osteocytic and chondrocytic systems, do not undergo turnover during a 1 year period. Add to this the fact that of course the only manner that new cells may be produced in the soma is via a process of mitosis, either differentiation from a progenitor, or hyperplasia, the claim that even nearly all cells of the body are under a year old is markedly false, as this would obfuscuate our basis for genetic aging.
User avatar #41 to #36 - articulate (05/08/2013) [-]
Ah, but the content says "every part of my body you would want to have sex with" I don't fancy having sex with your neuromuscular system.
User avatar #50 - rhetoricalfunny ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
I've heard this many many times, every time with a different time window, from 3 to 7 years.

I'm doubting the truth of it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - shaneac (05/08/2013) [-]
Apparently it's 7 years for skin cells
#49 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
If thats true then it's just a 1 year old having sex with another 1 year old,right? sex?.. since when are babies pedophiles. idk. and isnt it 7 years?
#48 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
bone cells change every 10
#46 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
and nobody points out the fact that they are both female?
User avatar #47 to #46 - shaneac (05/08/2013) [-]
The second highest rated comment mentioned it
User avatar #44 - pabloenis (05/08/2013) [-]
the cells of the heart are not growing back. that's why a cardiac attack is that dangerous even if you cure it.
User avatar #37 - brownieshivers (05/08/2013) [-]
muscle cells and neural cells do not divide, so they aren't replaced...
User avatar #33 - snipys (05/08/2013) [-]
It is every 5 years.
User avatar #24 - Das (05/07/2013) [-]
So is it just me, or is that John and Yoko?
User avatar #30 to #24 - roflnaut (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah if John had tits.
#3 - gewehr (05/07/2013) [-]
Dude this is blowing my ******* mind. No part of me is the same as the me from 5 years ago... I'm basically just a giant mass of cells that has a understanding of it's world around it through experience from it's past brother and sister cells.... *implodes*
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