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#61
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anon
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(05/07/2013)
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Sometimes when my internet goes down, and all the troubleshooting I do doesn't work. . . . . I . . . I pray to God to fix my internet.
And,
MIRACULOUSLY
, this solves the problem 8/10 times when all else has failed. And all the sudden the network and all the connections go back working perfectly.
Now don't ask me why God has chosen to help me fix my internet problems every now and then, instead of bothering with the billion and 1 SERIOUS problems on this planet.
I DON'T ******* KNOW.
I just know that it works most of the time, and I'm thankful for it.
#121
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iamkagji
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(05/08/2013)
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All hail the Lord, for he brings us WiFi! Blessed be he who humbles himself before his modem!
#93
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shamefulhumor
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(05/08/2013)
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Good for you. I guess.
#96
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anon
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e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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>Same anonfag.
And I agree with that picture.
The thing is. . . I have actually tried "praying my internet problems" once or twice before, without me trying to troubleshoot, but has
NEVER, NNNNNEVER, EVER EVER
worked.
Praying for God's help has never seemed to work for me if I myself didn't try all that I can beforehand.
Putting trivial internet problems aside and considering the big picture, the way I see it, no matter what the problem is, God is NOT gonna help someone who is not willing to help themselves.
#115
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shamefulhumor
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(05/08/2013)
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I don't think god is going to do anything, if there is a god (Purely hypothetical rhetorical device) he is either too weak to help those who need help, or too cruel and indifferent to care.
Try praying to allah, or vishnu, or Ishtar next time your internet doesn't work, I'm sure you'll see the same results, Your prayer is irrelevant, and the sentiment is waisted.
#119
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anon
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e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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Well my dear, as I said to the other guy, I don't give a single **** what others think.
You can call it stupid, you can call "irrelevant," but that won't change the fact that it works 8/10 for me.
I can't guarantee that if others did the same as I did when their internet goes down, that God will fix it for them ( XD ) I just know that it works 8/10 times in my case, and that's all that matters to me.
P.S: I never said what religion I am. God here was not necessarily meant the Christian perspective of God (It isn't for that matter) I just left it open as "God" because I didn't think it's relevant to my anecdote to specify.
#122
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shamefulhumor
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(05/14/2013)
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Not a single **** huh? Is that why you posted in on a public forum?
I also never said what religion you where, I'm simply stating its irrelevant to the reality at hand, superstition doesn't do anything. This hardly verifiable antidotal account of prayer is at the very most a watered down pandering to people who share the idea of wishful thinking working, or belong to the passive "get along" Crowd of teen somethings too intellectually dishonest to see the stupidity of religious belief.
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#78
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mckinkymcormic
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(05/08/2013)
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>mfw im the only one who got this joke and didnt shove it up their judgmental ass.
#82
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anon
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e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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>Same anonfag.
Hue hue hue hue, no.
Actually I ARE NO JOKE... honestly.
For me at least, praying solves internet connection problems when all else fails.
Why does it work? I don't know.
Now I kinda feel like Bill O'Reilly *facepalm*
"Internet goes in, internet goes out. You can't explain that." XD
#85
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mckinkymcormic
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(05/08/2013)
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>SEES FUNNY JOKE BY ANNON
>LAUGHS
>ANNON REPLIES SAYING ITS TRUE!
#62
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dashgamer
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(05/08/2013)
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Mr. Anon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#90
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batassassin
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(05/08/2013)
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shhh, it will all be okay
#79
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animalsgreenberet
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(05/08/2013)
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i feel like you're quoting a movie. is he quoting a movie guys? because i don't think he can come up with a rational thought on his own.
#67
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teoberry
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(05/08/2013)
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What you said was unfunny and stupid. Reading your comment has collectively dropped the average world's IQ by a whopping 5 points
#65
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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I don't ******* care userfag.
It works and that's all I care about.
Deal with it.
#66
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dashgamer
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(05/08/2013)
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Praying to god and the eventual resumption of your service is not in any way correlated to cause and effect. Deal with it.
#92
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thelordofbutthurt
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(05/08/2013)
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Your to stupid to notice the *******
troll
.
Drown in red bitch.
#97
to #92
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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>Same anonfag.
My dear lord of all that is butt-hurt, I swear on my father's grave, it really works for me. Feel free not to believe me and call me a "
troll
." I'm just glad that it works.
#69
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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It's works 8/10 times. So long as my internet goes up, I don't ******* care what you think of it.
#70
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dashgamer
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(05/08/2013)
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It's the internet.... You turn it on and off again... It's the ISP, not god. It's not what I think, but a fact.
******* religious people, I swear.
#77
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darrelltwo
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(05/08/2013)
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talk about intolerant.
#80
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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>Same anonfag
Well he's intolerant (at least I think) he's just having a hard time wrapping his mind around "Why the **** if a God exists, goes and does something so silly such as fixing internet connections?!"
And really I as well wonder why it works.
#83
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darrelltwo
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(05/08/2013)
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maybe he's right, maybe you're right, all i know is that he was generalizing all religious people and that pisses me off because at every corner i see atheists insulting religious people because they supposedly shove it down your throat, when they are shoving their lack of religion down your throat.
#87
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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Well you see atheists like that every corner of
the internet.
You also see racists ever corner of the internet and all sort of assholes on the internet.
Thankfully most people in real life are not racist, just as much as most atheists in real life are pretty alright.
#71
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anon
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e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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And I tell you once more:
So long as my internet goes up, I don't ******* care what you think of it.
In these cases I try everything, when it all fails, I pray. And that fixes it 8/10 times.
That's all that matters to me.
#72
to #71
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dashgamer
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(05/08/2013)
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Whether or not you care what I think doesn't make it any less stupid.
#73
to #72
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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And whether you do think it's stupid or not, it works 8/10 times.
And that's all that is important.
#75
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dashgamer
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(05/08/2013)
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It works because of the damned ISP. The internet was made by men, not god, and your service cuts out and resumes because of men, not god.
#81
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cycloneclone
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(05/08/2013)
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I think you are totally missing the point.
#76
to #75
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anon
id:
e15d37ac
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(05/08/2013)
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Dude, why are you so upset about it?
And I don't pray every time my internet goes down. In most cases I can fix it through troubleshooting myself or calling the ISP (which I do call them often and have them in my phone contacts) but when I FAIL and my ISP FAILS and they "ohhh well we're gonna send a technician 2 weeks from now" I pray, and that solves the issue 8/10 times.
Why does it work? I don't know.
So relax, don't be butt-mad about my solutions.
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