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#16 - daksiprod ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
>be 19 >at some random party i heard about through other people
>go to fridge and check the selection
>only piss water beer and shitty vodka
>take a couple shots and grab a beer
>and another couple shoots 10 minutes later because bored
>get wasted as fuck
>meet this girl who said she was 18, cute blond
>take her to the bathroom and she starts to kiss me
>holding a shit in so bad i'm about to burst
>she starts blowing me as i clinch my ass cheeks
>can't hold it anymore and shit in my boxers as she's blowing me
>shit drips down my leg and she gags
>turn red start apologizing profusely
>she just says what the fuck and tries to leave
>block doorway so she can't leave
>i'm begging her not to tell
>she says "HA, yea right"
>get really scared
>start hitting her really hard with a ceramic saop dish
>she starts bleeding and she's knocked out
>put her on floor next to my shit
>looks like she was shitting and slipped and she hit her head on the tub and shit on the floor
>tarnish her reputation
>no consequances because she moved schools 3 weeks later >MFW
User avatar #57 to #16 - HOLYCARP (05/07/2013) [-]
>good thinking

However, I regret to inform you that you could have made a better decision:
>holding a shit so bad i'm about to burst
>sit down on toilet saying I was dizzy
>she was cool with it
>she starts blowing me as I take the best shit of my life
>she sees this and just says what the fuck and tries to leave

It could have been so much better.

Havent you ever seen harold and kumar?
#64 to #57 - proteinstain (05/07/2013) [-]
yes, yes i have
#41 to #16 - ooants (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting.
I don't know what I was expecting.
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