Such normal people. Great 4chan post Not oc.. Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me. I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever. Myzing in bed  Such normal people Great 4chan post Not oc Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me I believe l posted this a LONG time ago but whatever Myzing in bed
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Such normal people. Great 4chan post Not oc.. Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me. I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever. Myzing in bed

Great 4chan post
Not oc.

Cl Anonymous ' )
3: 343
Another one from me.
I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever.
Myzing in bed around
at end of bed, girlfriend stroking my dick under the covers
Leight up an El Jefe
Cooments later, dog does his "Something in the yard" growl
Tthink it' s a deer
of bed. buck naked with a cock
Mosin
out onto back deck
Nnothing in the yard
down
Mthree punks fiddling with basement door
look up
see me
Trainning, smoking a cigar, nude, erect dick, holding a 91/ 30 with the bayonet fixed
hee into the night
Knever had anyone tryto break in
...
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#2 - triggathepirate
Reply +155
(05/07/2013) [-]
No homo but that almost sounds statuesque. They will likely tell their friends they were scared away by the lovechild of Ares and Dionysus.
#36 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
They were probably *******, so they don't know who Ares and Dionysus is.
#56 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Someone should go on the gay board, cuz what guy wouldn't want to suck your cock after such godly and intelligent words?
#39 to #36 - triggathepirate
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't that ironic.
#19 to #2 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/07/2013) [-]
More like the lovechild of Ares and a drunk Soviet soldier.
#20 to #19 - triggathepirate
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Y'know. It wasn't said. But am I the only one who also threw in some Aviators and an M-1 helmet? Maybe it's the mosin's fault.
#21 to #20 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Anything but an M1 helmet, I'd sooner think of one of those Russian tank helmets.
#4 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
Reply +54
(05/07/2013) [-]
/k/ - A magical place
#34 to #4 - twofreegerbils
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Too bad Willis left and the only notable trips left are all Squid's samefags.

The cancer is reaching record levels
#10 to #4 - omgitztom
Reply +6
(05/07/2013) [-]
Willis was the best drawfag on /k/
#61 - AresX
Reply +45
(05/07/2013) [-]
"hee into the night"

#16 - daksiprod
Reply +33
(05/07/2013) [-]
>be 19 >at some random party i heard about through other people
>go to fridge and check the selection
>only piss water beer and ****** vodka
>take a couple shots and grab a beer
>and another couple shoots 10 minutes later because bored
>get wasted as ****
>meet this girl who said she was 18, cute blond
>take her to the bathroom and she starts to kiss me
>holding a **** in so bad i'm about to burst
>she starts blowing me as i clinch my ass cheeks
>can't hold it anymore and **** in my boxers as she's blowing me
>**** drips down my leg and she gags
>turn red start apologizing profusely
>she just says what the **** and tries to leave
>block doorway so she can't leave
>i'm begging her not to tell
>she says "HA, yea right"
>get really scared
>start hitting her really hard with a ceramic saop dish
>she starts bleeding and she's knocked out
>put her on floor next to my ****
>looks like she was ******** and slipped and she hit her head on the tub and **** on the floor
>tarnish her reputation
>no consequances because she moved schools 3 weeks later >MFW
#41 to #16 - ooants
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting.
I don't know what I was expecting.
#120 to #16 - artjunk
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
#57 to #16 - HOLYCARP
Reply +7
(05/07/2013) [-]
7.4/10
>good thinking

However, I regret to inform you that you could have made a better decision:
...
>holding a **** so bad i'm about to burst
>sit down on toilet saying I was dizzy
>she was cool with it
>she starts blowing me as I take the best **** of my life
>she sees this and just says what the **** and tries to leave
...

It could have been so much better.

Havent you ever seen harold and kumar?
#64 to #57 - proteinstain
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
yes, yes i have
#12 - omgitztom
Reply +30
(05/07/2013) [-]
I tried getting a picture of my Mosin, but something went horribly wrong
#71 to #12 - nyawgga
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
Whatever you ******* do, DO NOT click on the picture.

Also, did you clear your cache?
#83 to #12 - ofmiceandmen
Reply 0
(05/07/2013) [-]
This is like the biggest picture ever made.
#112 to #12 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
Try deleting system 32.
#127 to #12 - lilbigjoethefool
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
.... are those .22s..
#30 to #12 - niggernazi
Reply +1
(05/07/2013) [-]
have you like, killed anything with it?
#116 to #30 - omgitztom
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
2 deer
#137 to #116 - niggernazi
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
suhweet
#22 to #12 - ghettograndpa
Reply +5
(05/07/2013) [-]
are you using chrome?
#14 to #12 - davycrocket
Reply +16
(05/07/2013) [-]
try turning it off then back on again.
#13 to #12 - killerliquid
Reply +21
(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you didn't set it to Wumbo.
#54 - lordaurion
Reply +24
(05/07/2013) [-]
/k/-A Magical Place
#9 - tlrloolrlt
Reply +19
(05/07/2013) [-]
"hee into the night" (Description)
"hee into the night" (Description)
#100 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(05/08/2013) [-]
[Hee Hee's internally]
#136 to #5 - michaelftw
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(05/08/2013) [-]