Such normal people. Great 4chan post Not oc.. Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me. I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever. Myzing in bed
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Such normal people

 
Such normal people. Great 4chan post Not oc.. Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me. I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever. Myzing in bed

Great 4chan post
Not oc.

Cl Anonymous ' )
3: 343
Another one from me.
I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever.
Myzing in bed around
at end of bed, girlfriend stroking my dick under the covers
Leight up an El Jefe
Cooments later, dog does his "Something in the yard" growl
Tthink it' s a deer
of bed. buck naked with a cock
Mosin
out onto back deck
Nnothing in the yard
down
Mthree punks fiddling with basement door
look up
see me
Trainning, smoking a cigar, nude, erect dick, holding a 91/ 30 with the bayonet fixed
hee into the night
Knever had anyone tryto break in
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Submitted: 05/07/2013
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#2 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
No homo but that almost sounds statuesque. They will likely tell their friends they were scared away by the lovechild of Ares and Dionysus.
#36 to #2 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
They were probably ******* , so they don't know who Ares and Dionysus is.
#56 to #36 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Someone should go on the gay board, cuz what guy wouldn't want to suck your cock after such godly and intelligent words?
#39 to #36 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
Isn't that ironic.
User avatar #19 to #2 - foxxywithpaws (05/07/2013) [-]
More like the lovechild of Ares and a drunk Soviet soldier.
User avatar #20 to #19 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
Y'know. It wasn't said. But am I the only one who also threw in some Aviators and an M-1 helmet? Maybe it's the mosin's fault.
#21 to #20 - foxxywithpaws (05/07/2013) [-]
Anything but an M1 helmet, I'd sooner think of one of those Russian tank helmets.
#4 - therealtjthemedic (05/07/2013) [-]
/k/ - A magical place
User avatar #34 to #4 - twofreegerbils (05/07/2013) [-]
Too bad Willis left and the only notable trips left are all Squid's samefags.

The cancer is reaching record levels
#10 to #4 - omgitztom (05/07/2013) [-]
Willis was the best drawfag on /k/
#12 - omgitztom (05/07/2013) [-]
I tried getting a picture of my Mosin, but something went horribly wrong
User avatar #71 to #12 - nyawgga (05/07/2013) [-]
Whatever you ******* do, DO NOT click on the picture.

Also, did you clear your cache?
User avatar #83 to #12 - ofmiceandmen (05/07/2013) [-]
This is like the biggest picture ever made.
User avatar #112 to #12 - heartlessrobot (05/08/2013) [-]
Try deleting system 32.
User avatar #127 to #12 - lilbigjoethefool (05/08/2013) [-]
.... are those .22s..
User avatar #30 to #12 - niggernazi (05/07/2013) [-]
have you like, killed anything with it?
User avatar #116 to #30 - omgitztom (05/08/2013) [-]
2 deer
User avatar #137 to #116 - niggernazi (05/08/2013) [-]
suhweet
User avatar #22 to #12 - ghettograndpa (05/07/2013) [-]
are you using chrome?
User avatar #14 to #12 - davycrocket (05/07/2013) [-]
try turning it off then back on again.
User avatar #13 to #12 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you didn't set it to Wumbo.
#11 - sebastianth (05/07/2013) [-]
>See secluded house with no lights on
>Ihaveanidea.jpgmp4pnggif...
>Ask friends if they are down for a panty raid
>They say yes
>Start messing with lock
>I'm lvl 100 master at lock picking so i take lead
>Fiddle with lock and hear a noise from above
>We all look up to see a transsexual with erect cock, cigar, and a mosin 91/30, i can tell from all the cod i play
>Tranny's pantys, i think
>We nope the hell on out of there
>Never speak of that night again
#31 to #11 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
try turning it off then back on again.
#99 to #31 - oxoxnickxoxo (05/08/2013) [-]
Wut??
#9 - tlrloolrlt (05/07/2013) [-]
"hee into the night" (Description)
"hee into the night" (Description)
#100 to #9 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
[Hee Hee's internally]
#54 - lordaurion (05/07/2013) [-]
/k/-A Magical Place
#61 - AresX (05/07/2013) [-]
"hee into the night"

#65 - spectralbanshee (05/07/2013) [-]
My reaction when I was looking for this yesterday but didn't find it in the end, and now it's reposted on fj
#37 - liquidz ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - peezle (05/07/2013) [-]
Bonus points: Wear a multi-colored wig and say "Is this the future rape victims of america club?"
#35 - Nanico ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 - lorkhan (05/07/2013) [-]
I can see it infront of me.
I can see it infront of me.
#16 - daksiprod (05/07/2013) [-]
>be 19 >at some random party i heard about through other people
>go to fridge and check the selection
>only piss water beer and ****** vodka
>take a couple shots and grab a beer
>and another couple shoots 10 minutes later because bored
>get wasted as ****
>meet this girl who said she was 18, cute blond
>take her to the bathroom and she starts to kiss me
>holding a **** in so bad i'm about to burst
>she starts blowing me as i clinch my ass cheeks
>can't hold it anymore and **** in my boxers as she's blowing me
> **** drips down my leg and she gags
>turn red start apologizing profusely
>she just says what the **** and tries to leave
>block doorway so she can't leave
>i'm begging her not to tell
>she says "HA, yea right"
>get really scared
>start hitting her really hard with a ceramic saop dish
>she starts bleeding and she's knocked out
>put her on floor next to my ****
>looks like she was ******** and slipped and she hit her head on the tub and **** on the floor
>tarnish her reputation
>no consequances because she moved schools 3 weeks later >MFW
#41 to #16 - ooants (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting.
I don't know what I was expecting.
User avatar #57 to #16 - HOLYCARP (05/07/2013) [-]
7.4/10
>good thinking

However, I regret to inform you that you could have made a better decision:
...
>holding a **** so bad i'm about to burst
>sit down on toilet saying I was dizzy
>she was cool with it
>she starts blowing me as I take the best **** of my life
>she sees this and just says what the **** and tries to leave
...

It could have been so much better.

Havent you ever seen harold and kumar?
#64 to #57 - proteinstain (05/07/2013) [-]
yes, yes i have
+5
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#28 - captainkwilis (05/07/2013) [-]
I was thinking of this when "Light up an El Jefe" showed up.
User avatar #60 to #28 - exclamation (05/07/2013) [-]
'course there's buds. Where there's an unusual, there's buds.
User avatar #26 - theantihipster (05/07/2013) [-]
My... My God.... I actually laughed out loud to this.
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