Such normal people. Great 4chan post Not oc.. Cl Anonymous ' ) 3: 343 Another one from me. I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever. Myzing in bed
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Such normal people

Great 4chan post
Not oc.

Cl Anonymous ' )
3: 343
Another one from me.
I believe l posted this a LONG time ago, but whatever.
Myzing in bed around
at end of bed, girlfriend stroking my dick under the covers
Leight up an El Jefe
Cooments later, dog does his "Something in the yard" growl
Tthink it' s a deer
of bed. buck naked with a cock
out onto back deck
Nnothing in the yard
Mthree punks fiddling with basement door
look up
see me
Trainning, smoking a cigar, nude, erect dick, holding a 91/ 30 with the bayonet fixed
hee into the night
Knever had anyone tryto break in
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Submitted: 05/07/2013
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#2 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
No homo but that almost sounds statuesque. They will likely tell their friends they were scared away by the lovechild of Ares and Dionysus.
#4 - therealtjthemedic (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
/k/ - A magical place
#61 - AresX (05/07/2013) [-]
"hee into the night"

#16 - daksiprod (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be 19 >at some random party i heard about through other people
>go to fridge and check the selection
>only piss water beer and ****** vodka
>take a couple shots and grab a beer
>and another couple shoots 10 minutes later because bored
>get wasted as ****
>meet this girl who said she was 18, cute blond
>take her to the bathroom and she starts to kiss me
>holding a **** in so bad i'm about to burst
>she starts blowing me as i clinch my ass cheeks
>can't hold it anymore and **** in my boxers as she's blowing me
> **** drips down my leg and she gags
>turn red start apologizing profusely
>she just says what the **** and tries to leave
>block doorway so she can't leave
>i'm begging her not to tell
>she says "HA, yea right"
>get really scared
>start hitting her really hard with a ceramic saop dish
>she starts bleeding and she's knocked out
>put her on floor next to my ****
>looks like she was ******** and slipped and she hit her head on the tub and **** on the floor
>tarnish her reputation
>no consequances because she moved schools 3 weeks later >MFW
#12 - omgitztom (05/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I tried getting a picture of my Mosin, but something went horribly wrong
#54 - lordaurion (05/07/2013) [-]
/k/-A Magical Place
#9 - tlrloolrlt (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"hee into the night" (Description)
"hee into the night" (Description)
#11 - sebastianth (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>See secluded house with no lights on
>Ask friends if they are down for a panty raid
>They say yes
>Start messing with lock
>I'm lvl 100 master at lock picking so i take lead
>Fiddle with lock and hear a noise from above
>We all look up to see a transsexual with erect cock, cigar, and a mosin 91/30, i can tell from all the cod i play
>Tranny's pantys, i think
>We nope the hell on out of there
>Never speak of that night again
#65 - spectralbanshee (05/07/2013) [-]
My reaction when I was looking for this yesterday but didn't find it in the end, and now it's reposted on fj
#7 - sirfisticuffs (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you just damages them more emotionally than an altar boy.
#78 - thedynamicman (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#44 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why bayonets?
What year is this, 1953?
User avatar #49 to #44 - hybredmoon (05/07/2013) [-]
Why bayonets? WHY BAYONETS!? because **** YOU that's why!
User avatar #3 - peezle (05/07/2013) [-]
Bonus points: Wear a multi-colored wig and say "Is this the future rape victims of america club?"
#35 - Nanico ONLINE (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#29 - lorkhan (05/07/2013) [-]
I can see it infront of me.
I can see it infront of me.
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