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Why You Should
Let Me Touch,
Your Butt
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
I For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
Maybe I give killer butt rubs
You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
Less stress means you live longer
I I' m essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
I think I' made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies''
ti can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Level
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
you will enjoy it
foo could live longer
q I might be good at touching your butt
you will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Here is a kitten
The kitten would want you to let me touch your butt
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#10 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
I am persuaded, my butt is ready, commence touching.
#21 - anon (05/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I would totally let a guy touch my butt if this happened to me XD
#26 to #23 - clapex (05/07/2013) [-]
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#12 - adamkk (05/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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#1 - mudkipfucker (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I would like that
#9 - geooooolah (05/07/2013) [-]
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#7 - paintedxxxgoddess (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - apatite (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I swear to **** I'm going to memorize that, and use it some day.
Wish I could ******* post pictures, DJ 4DM1N you ******* jewslut.
#4 - JesseBoo (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm down
#3 - toncheky (05/06/2013) [-]
Interesting.
User avatar #33 - snakefire (05/07/2013) [-]
THE LIGHTBULB FINALLY GOT IT
#11 - filip (05/07/2013) [-]
You may proceed touching my butt
You may proceed touching my butt
#6 - repostforlife ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
well you sold me
well you sold me
User avatar #36 - Potatolover (05/07/2013) [-]
i feel like i need this printed and in my pocket at all times thank you very much
#55 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
10/10 would let touch butt
#46 - cptbarney (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you dear OP.   
Now, i shall be loaning this magnificent picture wich i will be sending to a great girl i know.    
   
Tally ho!
Thank you dear OP.
Now, i shall be loaning this magnificent picture wich i will be sending to a great girl i know.

Tally ho!
#42 - redunicorn (05/07/2013) [-]
im sold
#41 - sirbrentcoe (05/07/2013) [-]
*sigh* if you must...
*sigh* if you must...
User avatar #40 - deathcampforjewtie (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't have a Finding Nemo picture.
User avatar #29 - legayunicorn (05/07/2013) [-]
I'll save this later on for when I am out on my own
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