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Why You Should
Let Me Touch,
Your Butt
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
It looks incredibly soft
I would like to verify this
I For science
Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
Maybe I give killer butt rubs
You won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
Less stress means you live longer
I I' m essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
I think I' made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
If you let me touch your butt, I' ll make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies''
ti can' t promise you won' t fall in love with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Level
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
you will enjoy it
foo could live longer
q I might be good at touching your butt
you will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Here is a kitten
The kitten would want you to let me touch your butt
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#21 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I would totally let a guy touch my butt if this happened to me XD
#47 to #21 - blazekingxxx
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(05/07/2013) [-]
OMG I cant beleive you used an emoticon to express how you feel even though expressing emotions on the internet is harder than real life, shame on you
#25 to #21 - clapex
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#32 to #25 - dcdt
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I really don't think the "XD" face is that bad.   
   
as long as it isn't overused, it's almost comical.


I really don't think the "XD" face is that bad.

as long as it isn't overused, it's almost comical.
#45 to #32 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Finally.... someone who isn't jumping on this wierd bandwagon.

"Ohh i'm so sophisticated for making a hateful remark on a silly emoticon with the reaction of schitzophrenic maniac." Seriously FJ, you have your trends but this one i just don't get
#39 to #32 - commanderbunbun
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(05/07/2013) [-]
it's no so much it's overused, it's that we have better ways to express our emotions on this site with images. text emoticons are obsolete

it's like seeing a professional carpenter using a rock to cut a plank of wood
#22 to #21 - clapex
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#23 to #22 - clapex
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#26 to #23 - clapex
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#27 to #26 - manucow
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(05/07/2013) [-]
It isn't that funny when you do it yourself you know?
#30 to #27 - mynameiskeanu
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You dare put someone down on funnyjunk. We are all equally retarded.
#31 to #30 - dabronydude
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(05/07/2013) [-]
now THAT was a funny joke.
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#12 - adamkk
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#13 to #12 - adamkk
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#28 to #20 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
With things like these I don't know why the majority of you is so lonely and still single.
Seriously, these convinced me pretty damn well, I'm not even joking.
Good job!
#1 - mudkipfucker
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(05/06/2013) [-]
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I would like that
#2 to #1 - qubot [OP]
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(05/06/2013) [-]
so would i
so would i
#9 - geooooolah
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#7 - paintedxxxgoddess
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#8 to #7 - paintedxxxgoddess
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#5 - apatite
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I swear to **** I'm going to memorize that, and use it some day.
Wish I could ******* post pictures, DJ 4DM1N you ******* jewslut.
#34 to #5 - pensivepangolin
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(05/07/2013) [-]
...Why would you memorize it instead of saving it?   
   
   
I'll give you a thumb anyways
...Why would you memorize it instead of saving it?


I'll give you a thumb anyways
#38 to #34 - apatite
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(05/07/2013) [-]
So I can say it in person, sir.
Coz' I'm that ******* classy.
#4 - JesseBoo
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm down
#3 - toncheky
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Interesting.
#33 - snakefire
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(05/07/2013) [-]
THE LIGHTBULB FINALLY GOT IT
#6 - repostforlife ONLINE
Reply +3
(05/07/2013) [-]
well you sold me
well you sold me