Zapp. .. In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces. My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. I got your distress call and c
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#10 - mattdoggy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.    
   
My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.    
   
I got your distress call and came here as soon as I wanted    
   
We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.

I got your distress call and came here as soon as I wanted

We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
#2 - devout feminist (05/07/2013) [-]
Another of his many great quotes: "When I"m in command, EVERY mission is a suicide mission."
#12 - devout feminist (05/07/2013) [-]
i've never seen futurama but im still pretty sure im reading it in his voice
User avatar #4 - hoffmeisterh (05/07/2013) [-]
"Stop exploding you cowards!"
User avatar #7 - rodiganschmidt (05/07/2013) [-]
The way to a girls heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
#1 - phantomi (05/07/2013) [-]
My head... it hurts...
My head... it hurts...
#16 - mmmilovemeth (05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - JASEYBOIONE (05/07/2013) [-]
Made a higher res, facebook cover photo style one for you guys

INB4 MS paint skill off the charts.
User avatar #13 - zraven (05/07/2013) [-]
This is my favorite Zapp line ever, period.
User avatar #9 - roflstorm (05/07/2013) [-]
I lost the most relevent pic ever.........
anyone remember cookie from the lost empire?
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