"Shoot me in the fucking face! Do it!!. -Face McShooty.. My favorite. I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful. "Shoot me in the fucking face! Do it!! -Face McShooty My favorite I wept first time heard it so beautiful
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#21 - happyphoton
Reply +261
(05/07/2013) [-]
My favorite.
I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful.
#106 to #21 - scoonyer
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(05/07/2013) [-]
that made my week
#49 - tomppi
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#232 to #49 - botherandbefuddle
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(05/07/2013) [-]
That brought a single manly tear to my eye..

Glorious.
#154 to #49 - snaresinger
Reply +4
(05/07/2013) [-]
Holy ****, you took a pretty big risk of getting thumbed down.
#184 to #49 - lebron
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(05/07/2013) [-]
eh eh
#50 to #49 - thalfak
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#53 to #49 - krasnogvardiech
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#2 - greatsucces ONLINE
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Sofia Sartor: You mentioned a creed before. What is it?

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Sofia Sartor: That is rather cynical.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
#253 to #2 - vladhellsing
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(05/07/2013) [-]
That wasn't actually the Assassin's creed, but I love that quote nonetheless.
#394 to #253 - motherfuckingkenji
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" is quite literally the Assassin's Creed.
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/The_Creed
#399 to #394 - vladhellsing
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(05/08/2013) [-]
The creed's maxim was NITEIP, but the creed itself consisted of the three basic tenants. Those tenants were the requirements for being an Assassin as it set the parameters for their duty; it's how they carried out their assassinations. NITEP was the philosophy of the assassin order.
#402 to #399 - motherfuckingkenji
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I want to dispute this and say something like how the three tenants were only from the Masyaf Guild but were followed by later Assassins such as Ezio (because all true Assassins thought alike enough to agree with them), but I'm sure I'd be wrong about stuff.
#70 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Maria Auditore Da Firenze: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoying life. You should find an outlet.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: I have plenty of outlets.

Maria Auditore Da Firenze: I meant besides vaginas.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: Mother!



So beautiful.
#16 - internetbridgetrol
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that."
#338 to #16 - messerauditore
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"As long as there's guns and money there won't be freedom."
#81 to #16 - niggerlips
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(05/07/2013) [-]
they say god invented whisky to stop the irish from ruling the world. irish

cant wait till redemption 2 comes out
#36 - misterdoctorberns
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(05/07/2013) [-]
#41 - junesnow
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(05/07/2013) [-]
#143 to #41 - thewebspinner
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I feel I should point out that while grammatically and logically correct the use of the word "metal" literally refers to his armour. If you mean a persons ability to cope in difficult situations, i.e: their strength of character it should be mettle.
#175 to #143 - newbrony
Reply +3
(05/07/2013) [-]
That IS the point. Metal. Like in armor. Tested. So it isn't shiny any more.
#179 to #175 - thewebspinner
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to try and explain it to you again...

The common expression is; to test your mettle.
In the pic the words metal and mettle are interchangeable, it's a play on words.
However the primary meaning is derived from the common saying as mentioned above,
whereas writing "metal" just destroys the play on words because you're basically pointing out that there's a pun in your sentence.
It's like telling a joke and then explaining why it's funny when no one laughs.
#181 to #179 - newbrony
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Or you know, maybe it wasn't supposed to be a pun?

Just...******* metal. That's it. Armor, metal, never supposed to be mettle.


I can't believe I'm arguing over wether the author of an irrelevant picture meant.
#230 to #181 - awesomanium
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Actually, it is a common phrase, "to test one's mettle", so I can only assume that it is a pun, considering.
#186 to #181 - thewebspinner
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't aware we were arguing, I was just mentioning that I thought it was misspelled because generally the guys who write for video games aren't twelve years old and have no doubt heard that particular phrase. If it was supposed to be metal then they definitely messed up. Anyway, why is the pic irrelevant? It seems to me it was quite a good pic for this post as comments go.
I wasn't aware we were arguing, I was just mentioning that I thought it was misspelled because generally the guys who write for video games aren't twelve years old and have no doubt heard that particular phrase. If it was supposed to be metal then they definitely messed up. Anyway, why is the pic irrelevant? It seems to me it was quite a good pic for this post as comments go.
#187 to #186 - newbrony
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I meant irrelevant in the larger scheme of things, as in irrelevant in the pool of stuff one could argue about. And we were arguing, any conversations with arguments is a debate, an argument, it doesn't have to be shouting and fags and *******.
#188 to #187 - thewebspinner
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Good point. The irony is that we've just had the same debate as reddit... www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/15yt7h/a_knight_in_shining_armor/
(about a third down)

************!!! I couldn't help myself...
#192 to #188 - newbrony
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(05/07/2013) [-]
There is a lesson to be learned here, something of utmost importance for sociology, a final and definite trace of a link between mutually unconnected individuals showing the same thought processes albeit in their own unique way, but I'm not qualified enough to study it.

And too lazy. But I did find it humorous, so at least some sort of something is arguably accomplished here.

#182 to #181 - newbrony
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(05/07/2013) [-]
*what, not wether
#52 to #41 - krasnogvardiech
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Te hai rez
I has it
#190 to #41 - asmathiel
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(05/07/2013) [-]
How about Jamie?
#375 to #190 - savethepandas
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#95 - erethilful
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#96 to #95 - thechosentroll
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(05/07/2013) [-]
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#87 - retardedtriforce
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"Let's go bowling, Niko."
#17 - kingrayne
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"You ever have 2 women at once? 4 big titties to be playing with?"
#18 to #17 - benk
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"hey man, its me, want to go bowling"
#27 to #18 - mydogizmexican
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Hey Niko its your cousin Roman, do you want to go bowling?
#133 - matakeshi
Reply +45
(05/07/2013) [-]
"Mai'q is tired now, go bother somebody else"