"Shoot me in the fucking face! Do it!!. -Face McShooty.. My favorite. I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful.
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#21 - happyphoton (05/07/2013) [-]
My favorite.
I wept the first time I heard it....so beautiful.
#106 to #21 - scoonyer (05/07/2013) [-]
that made my week
#49 - tomppi (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #232 to #49 - botherandbefuddle (05/07/2013) [-]
That brought a single manly tear to my eye..

Glorious.
User avatar #154 to #49 - snaresinger (05/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you took a pretty big risk of getting thumbed down.
User avatar #184 to #49 - lebron (05/07/2013) [-]
eh eh
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#50 to #49 - thalfak (05/07/2013) [-]
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#262 - A Pickle (05/07/2013) [-]
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
#275 to #262 - mrwoodcock (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh god, i cried!
User avatar #264 to #262 - vladhellsing (05/07/2013) [-]
"Knife the wa'ermelon."

I cry every time.
User avatar #266 to #264 - A Pickle (05/07/2013) [-]
"USELESS WANKAH!"
User avatar #268 to #266 - vladhellsing (05/07/2013) [-]
"You can try pulling it if it makes you feel better!"

It's funnier out of context.
User avatar #271 to #268 - A Pickle (05/07/2013) [-]
"Is he taking the piss? We just busted our arses to get to the LZ and now they want us to go all the way down?"
User avatar #269 to #262 - vedgetable (05/07/2013) [-]
i cry evrytiem i use that
#280 to #262 - NhuckCorris (05/07/2013) [-]
Gaz...
Gaz...
#16 - internetbridgetrol (05/07/2013) [-]
"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that."
User avatar #338 to #16 - messerauditore (05/07/2013) [-]
"As long as there's guns and money there won't be freedom."
#81 to #16 - niggerlips (05/07/2013) [-]
they say god invented whisky to stop the irish from ruling the world. irish

cant wait till redemption 2 comes out
#2 - greatsucces (05/06/2013) [-]
Sofia Sartor: You mentioned a creed before. What is it?

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Sofia Sartor: That is rather cynical.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
User avatar #253 to #2 - vladhellsing (05/07/2013) [-]
That wasn't actually the Assassin's creed, but I love that quote nonetheless.
User avatar #394 to #253 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" is quite literally the Assassin's Creed.
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/The_Creed
User avatar #399 to #394 - vladhellsing (05/08/2013) [-]
The creed's maxim was NITEIP, but the creed itself consisted of the three basic tenants. Those tenants were the requirements for being an Assassin as it set the parameters for their duty; it's how they carried out their assassinations. NITEP was the philosophy of the assassin order.
User avatar #402 to #399 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2013) [-]
I want to dispute this and say something like how the three tenants were only from the Masyaf Guild but were followed by later Assassins such as Ezio (because all true Assassins thought alike enough to agree with them), but I'm sure I'd be wrong about stuff.
User avatar #70 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji (05/07/2013) [-]
Maria Auditore Da Firenze: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoying life. You should find an outlet.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: I have plenty of outlets.

Maria Auditore Da Firenze: I meant besides vaginas.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze: Mother!



So beautiful.
#75 - localcatbarber (05/07/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, BATMAN!
(Hold "SPACE" to run)
User avatar #143 to #41 - thewebspinner (05/07/2013) [-]
I feel I should point out that while grammatically and logically correct the use of the word "metal" literally refers to his armour. If you mean a persons ability to cope in difficult situations, i.e: their strength of character it should be mettle.
#175 to #143 - newbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
That IS the point. Metal. Like in armor. Tested. So it isn't shiny any more.
#179 to #175 - thewebspinner (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to try and explain it to you again...

The common expression is; to test your mettle.
In the pic the words metal and mettle are interchangeable, it's a play on words.
However the primary meaning is derived from the common saying as mentioned above,
whereas writing "metal" just destroys the play on words because you're basically pointing out that there's a pun in your sentence.
It's like telling a joke and then explaining why it's funny when no one laughs.
#181 to #179 - newbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
Or you know, maybe it wasn't supposed to be a pun?

Just... ******* metal. That's it. Armor, metal, never supposed to be mettle.


I can't believe I'm arguing over wether the author of an irrelevant picture meant.
User avatar #230 to #181 - awesomanium (05/07/2013) [-]
Actually, it is a common phrase, "to test one's mettle", so I can only assume that it is a pun, considering.
#186 to #181 - thewebspinner (05/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't aware we were arguing, I was just mentioning that I thought it was misspelled because generally the guys who write for video games aren't twelve years old and have no doubt heard that particular phrase. If it was supposed to be metal then they definitely messed up. Anyway, why is the pic irrelevant? It seems to me it was quite a good pic for this post as comments go.
I wasn't aware we were arguing, I was just mentioning that I thought it was misspelled because generally the guys who write for video games aren't twelve years old and have no doubt heard that particular phrase. If it was supposed to be metal then they definitely messed up. Anyway, why is the pic irrelevant? It seems to me it was quite a good pic for this post as comments go.
User avatar #187 to #186 - newbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
I meant irrelevant in the larger scheme of things, as in irrelevant in the pool of stuff one could argue about. And we were arguing, any conversations with arguments is a debate, an argument, it doesn't have to be shouting and fags and ******* .
User avatar #188 to #187 - thewebspinner (05/07/2013) [-]
Good point. The irony is that we've just had the same debate as reddit... www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/15yt7h/a_knight_in_shining_armor/
(about a third down)

************ !!! I couldn't help myself...
#192 to #188 - newbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
There is a lesson to be learned here, something of utmost importance for sociology, a final and definite trace of a link between mutually unconnected individuals showing the same thought processes albeit in their own unique way, but I'm not qualified enough to study it.

And too lazy. But I did find it humorous, so at least some sort of something is arguably accomplished here.

User avatar #182 to #181 - newbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
*what, not wether
#52 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (05/07/2013) [-]
Te hai rez
I has it
#190 to #41 - asmathiel (05/07/2013) [-]
How about Jamie?
#95 - erethilful (05/07/2013) [-]
- BRGLGRLGRLGRLGRLGRLG
#133 - matakeshi ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
"Mai'q is tired now, go bother somebody else"
#87 - retardedtriforce (05/07/2013) [-]
"Let's go bowling, Niko."
#203 - zeecan (05/07/2013) [-]
All you had to do was follow the damn train cj ~ biggie smalls
#102 - comradewinter (05/07/2013) [-]
You never truly appreciate your cousin asking you to go bowling with him - Until it's too late.
User avatar #288 to #102 - mobysdick (05/07/2013) [-]
Here take this: *SPOILER ALLERT*
#113 - TheCrow (05/07/2013) [-]
Booker, are you afraid of God?

No, but I'm afraid of you.
User avatar #17 - kingrayne ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
"You ever have 2 women at once? 4 big titties to be playing with?"
User avatar #18 to #17 - benk (05/07/2013) [-]
"hey man, its me, want to go bowling"
User avatar #27 to #18 - mydogizmexican (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey Niko its your cousin Roman, do you want to go bowling?
#227 - HikaruDF (05/07/2013) [-]
"You know what I really miss? Soft underpants. You know the way it lifts and cradles? You wouldn't understand."
User avatar #237 to #227 - kietzu (05/07/2013) [-]
I love you so much right now.
User avatar #239 to #227 - fierceark (05/07/2013) [-]
Yo+u have all o+f my yes
#31 - mcfattyfatty (05/07/2013) [-]
"SURAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
#10 - peachypeachh (05/06/2013) [-]
"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom."
#347 - soopergrover (05/07/2013) [-]
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! "

*Shoots him in the face*

"THANK YOU!"
#293 - vedgetable (05/07/2013) [-]
"FOR I LOVE, LOVE moist towlets"
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